Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

"……Um???"

Facing the sudden invitation from Little Fat Dragon, Shi Cangshui and 007 froze in place for a moment.

"I mean……"

Seeing Shi Cangshui froze there, Wu Zeyun who thought he was simply not hearing clearly, paused for a moment.

The tip of the tail was curled up tightly, and the little belly that was originally white became pink at this moment.

For Wu Zeyun, who is not good at expressing himself, it is really a "pass" thing to invite others to touch his body, which is a relatively special position like his belly.

But... But now the person he invites is Shi Canshui, the existence that he has been searching for for thousands of years, and finally let him find, or even get close to.

So even though he was extremely shy in his heart, the chubby little chubby dragon resisted his shyness, flapped his little wings and flew a little closer in the direction of Shi Cangshui.

Under Shi Cangshui's astonished and astonished eyes, Wu Zeyun closed his eyes, revealing his white belly that had already turned pink with shame.

"You... touch it."

For Long, the intimate place like the belly of the body has always been touched by his partner.

But for Wu Zeyun, the meaning and status of Shi Cangshui in his heart is far from what a "partner" can simply describe once.

He closed his eyes and held his paws, and couldn't help but blame himself and feel sad while he was nervous.

If he knew about it a long time ago, if he had guessed it a long time ago, he would never refuse the previous request of "touching the belly"!

Holding his front paw tightly, Wu Zeyun frowned, nervously expecting Shi Cangshui's touch.

But he waited for a long time, but the expected temperature still didn't come to his cold belly.

Wu Zeyun opened his eyes hesitantly, and the goal was Shi Cangshui looking at him with a slight frown, and said (disgustingly).

"No."

Perhaps because he felt that the rejection was not strong enough, Shi Cangshui paused, and then stabbed a certain dragon's broken boy in the heart.

"I don't touch it, so don't even think about it."

As soon as he refused, let alone Wu Zeyun, even 007, who was nestled on Shi Cangshui's shoulder and stunned by the scene in front of him, was taken aback again.

Hiccupped in fright, 007 covered his mouth in fright, collapsed and screamed in Shi Cangshui's mind.

[Ah ah host, what are you doing! ! ! ]

That's Lord Dijun! !Lord Dijun personally sent it! !An invitation to touch your belly! ! !

How dare you refuse! ! ! !

Shi Cangshui's brain hurts from the screaming of 007 in his mind.

He first raised his hand and squeezed 007, physically forcibly stopping the magic sound from destroying him.

Then he looked at the little chubby dragon who stayed in place, so dark that it seemed to have petrified into a colorless statue, and childishly scored three times to make up the knife again.

"Never."

crackling—

The wingtips of the petrified little chubby dragon stone statue trembled slightly.

As if a bolt of lightning fell from the sky and struck his body, a tearing pain shot up from his heart and quickly spread to his whole body.

"Really..." Really don't touch it?Feels good.

Before he tried to promote himself again, Shi Cangshui stood up when he was overwhelmed by 007's screams.

[7 Ah, if you call again, your snacks for this month will be gone! ]

While threatening 007, Shi Cangshui stepped forward to put distance between him and the little fat dragon.

This is called solving a problem at its root.

Shi Cangshui praised his wit.

Seeing Shi Cangshui leave, Wu Zeyun gulped down what he just said at the beginning.

Flapping the little wings behind him, he silently followed Shi Cangshui who was walking away.

When Cang Shuijing looked concerned and walked straight towards Hu Weiwei and the others, the little fat dragon clenched his paws enviously, and his lips were so tight that his cheeks bulged slightly.

I don't even want to touch my belly anymore, so it can be seen that I really hate him to the extreme...

Thinking of the healing energy that actively avoided him, Wu Zeyun's red eyes dimmed for a moment.

He silently followed behind Shi Cangshui's evil, and began to rack his brains to think about how to improve his goodwill with Shi Cangshui.

And when Shi Cangshui walked towards Hu Weiwei, in his mind, 007, who didn't dare to scream anymore, covered his mouth and asked in a low voice.

[Host, haven't you been plotting against Lord Dijun's belly, cough, belly?Why did you just refuse again? ]

[... 007, the word "conspiracy" is not used in this way. ]

While correcting 007's grammatical mistakes, Shi Cangshui stopped to read the message Bai Wuhen sent back to him.

[Besides, he didn't touch my belly when I wanted to touch it before, so why do I have to touch it now when he wants me to touch it? ]

Shi Cangshui, who is very vengeful and has an excellent memory, is extremely rebellious.

He replied "yes" to Bai Wuhen on WeChat, and then whispered to 007 in his mind.

[I won't, like this...]

"……Um?"

Feeling the slight touch coming from behind, Shi Cangshui frowned and turned around.

Looking at the little fat dragon who had been in a daze behind him and accidentally bumped into him, the evil factors lurking in Shi Cangshui suddenly became active.

He stretched out his finger, and pushed the little fat dragon's finger that was very close to him away a little.

Then he frowned and said maliciously on purpose.

"Don't follow me so close, stay away from me."

Satisfied with the injury on Panglong's chubby face and the sadness flashing in his red eyes, Shi Cangshui turned around with the corners of his lips curled up, and put the phone back in his pocket.

On his shoulder, 007, who witnessed the scene just now, went crazy.

Looking back and forth between the low-breathing little dragon and his vicious host, 007 wiped his eyes, feeling that he was about to burst.

Ahhhhh!

He won't be silenced by the emperor who repents later and thinks this is his black history! !

Because Shi Cangshui threatened him not to scream with a month's worth of snacks just now, so at this moment 007 tried his best to suppress the roar in his heart, and said to Shi Cangshui through gritted teeth in his head.

[Host, what are you doing, didn't I tell you, don't always bully Lord Dijun! ! ]

Although 007 also felt that the word "bullying" used on Wu Zeyun was indeed very magical, but he had no choice.

007 searched through his poor vocabulary, and really felt that there was no other word to describe the relationship between his host and Lord Dijun other than "bullying".

[I didn't bully him, it was him who somehow wanted to get together. ]

After putting away the phone and continuing to walk outside, Shi Cangshui's words sounded like an irresponsible scumbag.

[Think about it carefully, from the first time we met, to the oath he made me to make, to his hiding from me later, to the sudden closeness now, from the beginning to the end, except for the fact that I felt his belly It's very easy to touch, except for trying to touch it a few times, is it because he took the initiative in everything else? ]

007: ...? ?

007 instinctively felt that something was wrong, but he tilted his head and thought carefully, and felt that what Shi Cangshui said seemed to be true.

[Yes, that's right, but you can't always bully others...]

Unknowingly, 007's originally strong questioning tone softened.

[Tsk, how can you tell me to bully him, I'm just normal and let him keep a certain distance from me. ]

Thinking of the little belly that he hadn't touched yet, Shi Cangshui squinted his eyes in displeasure, and continued to instill 007 with his fallacies.

[After all, his hot and cold attitude is the easiest to deceive the feelings of an innocent boy like me, so I let him stay away from me, is there a problem? ]

007: ...? ? ?

At this moment, the invisible question mark above 007's head almost overflowed the sky.

He glanced back suspiciously, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that Wu Zeyun behind him was more like the "innocent boy" he said than Shi Cangshui.

You are an innocent boy, I think you have no feelings for the hot chicken host...

Thinking of this, 007 paused logically for Cang Shui's words when he was still struggling to reason, and suddenly came to his senses.

[...Host, are you fooling me! ]

[Hey, have you been discovered? ]

Shi Cangshui rolled his eyes when he was directly exposed, and there was no embarrassment in the expression on his face.

[Our little 7 has become smarter. ]

[...I'm already very smart, okay, host, what tone are you talking about! ]

In this way, the matter of "bullying" was taken lightly.

Shi Cangshui led Wu Zeyun, who seemed to have clicked "auto follow" behind him, and walked straight to the outside of the competition venue.

Kneeling down to wake Cui Yu and the others up one by one, Shi Cangshui sighed under a few confused eyes, looking at them with disgust.

"Promise to protect me, but it turned out... Tsk."

Seeing the belatedly jumping up, and the vigilant faces around him, Shi Cangshui didn't even have the desire to complain.

"Don't look, the matter has been satisfactorily resolved... Yo, Director Zhao is here?"

Shi Cangshui raised his hand and smiled brightly at Director Zhao who came to clean up the mess.

"People were lying in it, not injured, but they were all unconscious."

After briefly introducing the situation, Shi Cangshui rolled his eyes and asked a question that he had pondered for a long time.

"May I ask, what reason are you going to make up to fool this time, ah no, what reason are you going to use to report to the outside?"

"Ha ha."

Director Zhao smiled vicissitudes.

Looking at the curious gazes projected from around, Director Zhao wiped his face and said numbly.

"Gas poisoning. One of the venue's staff got mixed up to prepare for the newspaper. When the news reported, it happened to be able to remind the general public and friends to be careful of the neuropathy around them."

Shi Cangshui: ...

Something feels wrong, but I can't say it.

Director Zhao still has to deal with the follow-up situation, he has no time and Shi Cangshui and the others are blind and poor.

Therefore, after a few brief chatters, Director Zhao led people into the venue in a hurry, and began to pretend to be the "post-event scene".

Seeing this, Shi Cangshui also turned around, and led Hu Weiwei and the others slowly towards Baiyun Temple.

"Hey, boss, the one behind you..."

Cui Yu glanced at the little fat dragon.

As a native ghost cultivator, Cui Yu doesn't know much about this seemingly western, non-human species.

His eyes skipped over the short front paws of the little fat dragon and the small wings behind him. After hesitating for a moment, Cui Yu said uncertainly.

"This is... the dragon of the West? Why did you follow you?"

Hearing Cui Yu's words, Wu Zeyun raised his head and glanced at him lightly.

At that moment, a sense of fear of being targeted by a top cultivator far surpassing his strength roared into Cui Yu's heart.

Mingjun walked in front of Cui Yu with a 'shua', looking at Wu Zeyun with vigilance.

Seeing their act of uniting and jointly excluding him as an "outsider", Xiao Panglong wanted to puff up his face together.

He lowered his eyelids and looked back indifferently, flapping his wings and slowly following behind Shi Cangshui.

"Well... I have a contractual relationship with him, and he is my bodyguard during this time."

"Hurry up and catch up, I asked Xiaochen to be our tour guide, and we will take good care of it in Beijing. Do you want to eat candied haws? If you do, I'll buy it for you..."

Ahead, Shi Cangshui slowly and leisurely walked away.

The few people standing behind him looked at each other in dismay, and they all saw surprise and bewilderment on each other's faces.

Bodyguard...?

Seeing the little fat dragon who was closely behind him, who wanted to get close but didn't dare, Hu Weiwei and the others frowned, instinctively feeling that something was wrong.

Bodyguard, whose bodyguard is like this?

"Aren't you going to catch up soon? If you don't come here again, your candied haws will be gone."

"I'm coming!"

Facing the threat of canceling the snacks, Cui Yu and the others had no time to think about it, so they quickened their pace to catch up with Shi Cangshui.

Being dragged forward by Cui Yu and Hu Weiwei, Ming Jun still slowly fell to the end of the team.

He squinted his eyes, looking back and forth at the little fat dragon in surprise.

After getting one of the latter's raptors to turn around and stare fiercely, Mingjun slowly withdrew his gaze, full of doubts about Shi Cangshui's words just now.

The existence of this kind of strength...how could it be possible for someone to be a bodyguard casually!

Seeing Shi Cangshui walking carefree with his hands in his pockets in front of him, Mingjun frowned and began to worry in advance.

Something is wrong, this guy must have a lot of plans.

Tsk, the little boss is so stupid, what did he promise to him!