Three Realms Invincible Restaurant

"Meow!"

The moment he saw Cui Yu, the chubby cat caught by him paused, showing a very humanized disgust.

"Meow, meow!"

He screamed miserably, his short and fat limbs wildly waving in the air, trying to break free from Cui Yu's grip.

After repeated attempts to no avail, the little chubby cat who was being held by Cui Yu's neck immediately changed his mind.

He turned to look at the girls around him.The chubby cat's face is full of sadness that I still feel sorry for.

"Hehe, it's useless."

Seeing everything just now, Cui Yu lifted the little chubby cat by the back of the neck, and a slightly sinister smile appeared on his gloomy handsome face.

"Don't try to struggle, they can't see you now."

"Meow!"

At this moment, the little chubby cat, who finally realized that something was wrong, turned around abruptly.

All the orange fur on his body exploded, his eyes widened, and he breathed fiercely at Cuiyu.

"mum!"

"Tsk, you can really understand what I'm saying."

Feeling the fluctuation of the human soul in the little fat cat, Cui Yu ignored the little fat cat's struggle, and walked towards the back door of the small restaurant with big strides, holding the back of his neck.

At the same time, when Cui Yu went out to catch the cat, Shi Cangshui in the back kitchen also fulfilled his oath of heaven under the watchful eyes of Little Panglong.

At the moment when the last word of Tiandao's oath fell, Gun Gun Tianwei fell straight down.

Feeling the majesty and majesty that belonged only to the Dao of Heaven, Hu Weiwei who was still in the lobby and Cui Yu who had just entered the back door instantly frowned.

Regardless of interrogating the fat cat in her hand, Cuiyu quickly ran towards the direction where Tianwei fell just now.

At the entrance of the back kitchen, Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu who hurried over ran into each other.

Looking at the barrier that separated the two of them, Hu Weiwei was so anxious that she scratched twice on the barrier that was emitting a faint blue light, with a somewhat irritable expression on her face.

"What happened just now, did you feel it too?"

"Ah."

Cui Yu nodded, with a serious expression on his face.

"Someone just made a vow of heaven."

"No one else, isn't there just the boss in the back kitchen?"

Hu Weiwei rolled her eyes, and the ears on her head almost popped out in a hurry.

"What's going on, why is the little boss swearing indiscriminately by himself in the back kitchen, God's oath, is that something that can be swearing casually?!"

"It's useless if you ask me."

Cui Yu rolled his eyes. When he saw that Cang Shui didn't intend to let them in, he simply started to slap the barrier.

"Boss, open the door. You have the ability to swear an oath to heaven, but you open the door for us!"

And in the sound of banging outside, Shi Cangshui looked at the little fat dragon who was obviously relieved after Tianwei fell in front of him, and raised his lips into a smile.

"How is it? Are you relieved now?"

In arguing with him, Xiao Panglong, who had already suffered a lot, did not answer his inquiry.

He just stared at Shi Cangshui, and promised solemnly.

"I'll protect you until you remember."

Then he brushed away Shi Cangshui's finger that was stretched out to poke his stomach, and walked towards the small corner of the kitchen counter with a face of forbearance.

After walking to that familiar little corner, Little Panglong closed his eyes, and began to nest quietly in the corner as a decoration.

After resolving the agreement with Little Panglong, Shi Cangshui raised his eyes to look at the door of the back kitchen.

He raised his hand to touch the barrier at the door, and in the next second he was nervously surrounded by Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu.

"Heaven's Oath, Boss, did you just make the Heaven's Oath?"

Seeing the two circling around him, Shi Cangshui couldn't help laughing, raised his hand and rubbed their heads.

"It's the oath of heaven, why, can you feel it?"

"...Aren't you talking nonsense! Which monk around can't feel such a big movement of the oath of heaven?"

Cui Yu, who felt that he had been perfunctory, looked mad.

"Don't change the subject and don't take it seriously, do you know what the oath of heaven is? Just post randomly!"

"Oh, don't worry, I know."

From the bottom of his heart, he didn't feel that the oath of heaven was a big deal, and he vaguely felt that when he was always (disorderly) haired before, Shi Cangshui rubbed Cui Yu's head perfunctorily.

"anyway……"

Shi Cangshui looked at the yellow hairball at the door that was crouching down and slowly moving outwards, with a puzzled expression on his face.

"What is that at the door, a cat? Which of you brought it in?"

"……Almost forgot!"

Cui Yu rushed out with a stride, and grabbed the little chubby cat who was trying to escape.

Under Shi Cangshui's deathly staring gaze, Cui Yu stopped before stepping into the back kitchen, stood at the door of the back kitchen and said with a frown.

"Boss, I feel something is wrong with this cat. There seems to be a human soul living in him."

"……Humanity?"

Shi Cangshui raised his eyes and looked at the fat cat who was crying pitifully "meow meow", his slender eyebrows frowned slightly.

"Don't take it into the kitchen, let's go to the utility room and say."

After a while, in the small room that was said to be a utility room but actually had nothing, Shi Cangshui rubbed the shivering chubby orange nestled on his lap, with a puzzled expression.

"Are you sure the soul inside the cat is a human being? Why don't I feel like it?"

"Of course the boss is confirmed!"

Cui Yu, who was questioned, frowned unhappily, raised his hand and threw a spell at the cat with a stinky face.

"Here, I have cast a language-changing spell on him now. As long as he is a human being, the next time he speaks will be human language, not cat language."

"...Are you stupid?"

Hu Weiwei, who was standing beside him, covered her face and said, unable to bear to look directly.

"You've told me all the functions of the spell, so what's the use? Even if he's really human, it's not difficult to pretend to be meowing, isn't it?"

Cui Yu: "..."

"...I just told you the function of the technique, and you even told me the method of camouflage!"

"...The two of you are really enough."

Shi Cangshui sighed with a headache, and handed the little chubby cat nestled on his lap to Cui Yu.

Then he waved to Hu Weiwei, and whispered a few words in her ear.

"Oh, the boss is wise!"

Amid Hu Weiwei's praise with sparkling eyes, Shi Cangshui sighed in a vicissitudes.

Being praised by these two guys, I always feel that I have no sense of accomplishment at all.

He leaned on the chair and waved his hands, signaling Hu Weiwei to hurry up and not push too much.

"Hey, look at me!"

After poking Xiaopangju's buttocks to make sure his gaze was on her, Hu Weiwei smiled, and a pair of snow-white fluffy ears slowly emerged from the top of her head.

Snow-white plush... ears? ?

"Fog grass!"

The chubby orange that Cui Yu was carrying thumped, his voice was full of shock and shriek.

"A monster!!"

"Look, I'll just say he's human."

Seeing Cui Yu's complacent look, Hu Weiwei, who had put her ears back, rolled her eyes and said in disgust.

"That method is not something you came up with, what are you talking about?"

She poked Xiaopangju's soft belly, and a hint of doubt appeared on her beautiful face.

"I remember that before the soul was reincarnated, it had to go to the underworld to drink Meng Po soup to wash away the memories of the previous life. What's going on? It's a new soul, so how come it still retains the previous memories?"

"This is also what I don't understand."

Cui Yu put the cat he was carrying on the ground, knelt down and said fiercely.

"Say, you can retain your memory, did you collude with the staff of the underworld and let them open the back door for you?"

"If you don't tell me the truth, I will throw you into the [-]th floor of hell!"

"……what?"

After listening to the conversation just now, the little chubby cats who knew that these people were probably not human flinched.

He lay on the cold floor and said cowardly.

"I, I don't know... I did drink that Mengpo soup!"

Recalling the indescribable taste of Mengpo soup, Xiaopangju retched a few times, with a painful expression on his face.

"It's just that the soup is too nasty to drink. Before I finished drinking it, I was directly nauseated and fainted. When I opened my eyes and woke up, I found that I had turned into a kitten...or was abandoned The kind you raise!"

Taking a cautious look at Cui Yu's face, Chubby Ju said aggrievedly.

"So I'm really wronged. You can't blame me for being nauseated and dizzy."

"Is that so..."

Looking at Cui Yu who was thinking thoughtfully, Hu Weiwei who was standing beside him was shocked.

"No, is the Mengpo soup in your underworld so bad!?"

Unless it is a ghost cultivator, the soul after death generally loses most of its sense of taste.

Can make the soul body that can hardly be tasted faint, is this Mengpo soup so strong?

"Yes, that Mengpo soup is really super, super, super nasty!!"

As if a switch had been turned on, Cui Yu, who was still in deep thought just now, grabbed Hu Weiwei's hand.

The negative emotions accumulated for hundreds of years erupted together, and Cui Yu cried for a while, feeling very desolate.

"You don't know how disastrous the craftsmanship of our underworld mother-in-law Meng is! But they also work part-time in the canteen of the underworld. Good guy, the food is terrible, and it forced us to eat food!"

Hu Weiwei: ...! ! !

"So, is this the origin of the rumor that ghost cultivators in the underworld don't eat spiritual food..."

Hu Weiwei shook her head, looking at Cui Yu with pity.

"Tsk tsk, it's really too miserable."

But pity is pity, Hu Weiwei finally withdrew her hand in dislike and dislike.

She asked casually while wiping the tears from her hands on Cui Yu's clothes.

"Then what are you going to do with this cat? If you calculate it carefully, it's a mistake in your work, right?"

"I don't know, I can only report first..."

Cui Yu wiped away the tears from his face, but when he raised his hand to touch the cat, it was in vain.

"?? Where's my cat?"

"It's here with me."

Shi Cangshui kneaded the melon seeds with his eyes bent while rubbing his chubby little head on his legs.

"The two of you have finished discussing so quickly, don't chat for a while?"

Seeing his expression that made it clear that he wanted to eat melons and watch the show, Cui Yu's face darkened, and he took the fat cat back with his hands.

"Anyway, it's a person, don't keep rubbing people's heads like this..."

"Hey, what are you doing!" Xiaopangju smacked his lips in disgust.

He rolled his eyes at Cui Yu, jumped back into Shi Cangshui's arms with a kick of four paws, slumped on Shi Cangshui's lap and his head was ruaged.

Under Shi Cangshui's mocking gaze, Cui Yu's ears turned red with anger.

"Anyway, you are a person, can you have some dignity as a human being!"

"But this big brother is really comfortable rubbing his head...and I'm a cat now, what do I want to be human dignity!"

Seeing that there was going to be another quarrel, when he had finished eating the melon seeds and was no longer enjoying watching the theater, Cang Shui stood up and started to push people out.

"Okay, go to work quickly. There are so many guests waiting outside, you two don't take this opportunity to be lazy."

He put the chubby orange on his leg in the room, and then asked Hu Weiwei to cast a sealing barrier.

"Stay here obediently, and come to see you after we finish our work at night."

"Okay... no wait, you guys should leave me something to eat!"

It's a pity that he shouted late.

The dark green barrier quietly fell, sealing this small world firmly within it, and no sound could be heard.

"Damn, I'm hungry again."

Little Fat Ju jumped onto the chair that Shi Cangshui had just sat on, and rolled himself into a ball feeling wronged.

"It's been only three hours since the last time I ate, yet I'm so hungry again so quickly... Orange cats, what a terrifying race..."

In the back kitchen, while chopping vegetables, Cang Shui stopped his hands and turned to look at 007 on his shoulder.

[7 Ah, help me see, is there anything special about that cat? ]

[Special place?Don't you already know about the cat body and human soul host, what else do you want me to see? ]

007 turned over on Shi Cangshui's shoulder, lazily not wanting to move.

[Detailed searches and big data comparisons are very energy-consuming, as hosts, our business has just started, you have to learn to be diligent and thrifty to manage your family]

Shi Cangshui didn't answer 007's words.

While continuing to cut vegetables in his hands, he explained in a low voice.

[Hurry up, remember to check his situation carefully, I always feel that there is a slight sense of disobedience in him]

[I know, I know, I will call me... The two big bosses didn't see the clue, how could it be possible for you to see it so easily...]

007 threw a search technique on Xiaopangju's body from the air, and then he yawned after a lot of energy wasted, and slumped on Shi Cangshui's body again.

[This is a search of the Tiandao database. It will be compared with the information of all creatures in the three realms. The result will be high after five hours. If you can't find anything special about this, it means that you feel wrong...]

[Yeah, hard work]

Shi Cangshui casually squeezed a piece of fried meat and handed it over. 007, who had been whining and complaining non-stop, then closed his mouth.

Five hours later, the test results were refreshed on time.

007 looked at the test result of "Chinese pastoral cat, soul human" above, and casually clicked a cross.

He said that the host was thinking too much...

At this time, it is time for dinner, which is the peak time for dining.

007 looked at Shi Cangshui who was busy, and thoughtfully did not bother him.

He hugged the hard jerky that Shi Cangshui handed him to grind his teeth, and chewed happily.

The salty meaty taste is fragrant and spicy, and the layers of rich meaty aroma spread in the mouth with chewing. 007 successfully forgot about it while eating.

It wasn't until Cangshui and the others finished their dinner in the evening that they went to the utility room to see Xiaopangju, when 007 suddenly slapped his forehead, remembering the test result that he had thrown somewhere.

"You are here!"

The moment Hu Weiwei opened the door, a small orange hair ball jumped up from the chair and bounced towards her like a small cannonball.

"Ah, I'm starving to death."

Chubby Ju, who was stopped by Hu Weiwei in mid-air, turned around and looked at Shi Cangshui with difficulty.

"Is there any food? Is there any food? I haven't eaten for two days."

"If you come a little later, you can really collect the corpse for me directly!"

"...just talk nonsense."

Catching the chubby tangerine that Hu Weiwei disliked throwing over, Cui Yu rubbed his chubby stomach, and said with distaste as well.

"With your body size, you must have eaten less before."

"Hehe... Relying on my experience and wisdom as a human being, I did get a lot of delicious food. It's just that too many people fed me later, and the other cats didn't have anything to eat. I was joined by the cats in our area. Get out.

Hmph, a group of big cats have no martial arts, go to lie, go to attack me, a newborn kitten, I was careless, I didn't dodge..."

"All right, all right, stop nagging."

Cui Yu interrupted him with a dark face, a bit speechless.

"Relying on human experience and wisdom to compete with cats for food, although you can't say that you did something wrong, you should show some face."

"Boss, shall we feed him?"

The spicy chicken boss is so picky, it would be strange if he could actively feed you.

Alas, I'm still too kind, I can't help but open my mouth to be a kind ghost...

Cui Yu held the cat and looked at Shi Cangshui reluctantly, but found that Shi Cangshui seemed to have been silent since entering the room, and had been watching him interacting with the fat cat in his arms with a smile.

"Boss, boss? Be normal, I'm afraid of you like this..."

Cui Yu swallowed his saliva, held up the cat tremblingly and handed it to Shi Cangshui, with the expression on his face as if offering a tribute.

Shi Cangshui gave him a disgusted look, and reached out to take the little chubby cat from his hand.

"Are you hungry?" Shi Cangshui's voice was gentle, "I'll go and make you something to eat."

"Mmmmmmm!"

Chubby Orange nodded frantically.

Shi Cangshui handed over the kitten to Cui Yu's hand again, then turned around and walked towards the back kitchen.

"Look at him first, I'll make him something to eat."

Gollum-

In the silent utility room, the growling of Xiaopangju's stomach could be clearly heard.

Subconsciously licking the fur on his body, Chubby Ju looked up at Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu, his chubby face was full of envy.

"Your boss is really kind, he is kind, and the food is delicious. It must be very happy to work under him."

……Ha ha.

People are beautiful and kind... I have never seen that unscrupulous boss treat them so well!

Glancing at each other, Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu both saw disbelief and shock on each other's faces.

What's going on, the owner of Wannian bag picking will take the initiative to cook for people (cats)? ?

Are they crazy or is the world crazy?

It can't be that the boss is crazy, right? ? ?

In the back kitchen, 007 nestled on Shi Cangshui's shoulder, feeling very puzzled.

"Host, why are you so nice to him?"

It's obviously just an ordinary cat...

"Am I nice to him?"

Shi Cangshui tilted his head and kept moving his hands.

"Maybe, I don't know why, but the first time I saw him, I had a good impression of him."

The moment he uttered these words, the little fat dragon who had been shutting himself up in the corner suddenly opened his eyes.

He glanced thoughtfully in the direction of the utility room, and his divine thoughts quietly spread over.

After a while, the corner of Panglong's mouth twitched as if he had discovered something, and he looked at Shi Cangshui with a trace of complexity.

This guy……

The little fat dragon's fleshy face pouted, and he squatted in a small corner, hesitant to speak, hesitant to speak, and finally, after hesitating for a long time, he still didn't say anything.

While Shi Cangshui was cooking for Pang Ju, in the utility room, Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu stared at Pang Ju in front of them with serious expressions on their faces.

"Xiao Cui...you said the boss treats him so well, is it because he is now in the shape of a beast?"

Stretching out her hand to poke Xiaopangju, Hu Weiwei squatted on the ground and said inquiringly.

"The boss is a human being. It is said that humans prefer furry, so the boss also prefers furry?"

Touching her chin with her slender and fair fingers, Hu Weiwei was about to move.

"If that's the case, tomorrow I will turn into my original form and go to the boss to show off!"

"If you can give me an extra bowl of meat, it's okay for the boss to lick my tail!"

Cui Yu: ...? ? ! ! !

hateful!Sounds so reasonable!

Hearing Hu Weiwei's analysis, Cui Yu, who felt that what she said was very possible, instantly became nervous.

This is how to do?

He is not Hu Weiwei, he does not have a cute animal appearance and furry tail ears.

That spicy chicken boss is already eccentric. If this guy succeeds in competing for favor with a beast, how will he live in the future?

After thinking about the miserable days when Hu Weiwei ate meat and he ate vegetables, and Hu Weiwei ate meat and he drank soup, Cui Yu's sense of crisis was soaring in an instant.

No, I have to find a way to dispel her thoughts.

I will defend to the death my right to eat meat!

Cui Yu, who was on fire in an instant, took a deep breath, and opened his mouth with piercing eyes.

"No, I think your analysis just now is inappropriate."

"……what?"

Seeing Cui Yu's seriousness, Hu Weiwei, who actually didn't take it seriously, was a little confused for a moment.

In Cui Yu's dignified expression, she subconsciously put on a look of wishing to hear more about it.

"Why, what's wrong?"

Seeing that Hu Weiwei was successfully fooled, Cui Yu suppressed the ecstasy in her heart, and tried her best to fool her.

"There are two main reasons why I think your idea is wrong."

He seriously and solemnly analyzed that the appearance of the dog-headed military division looked extremely bluffing.

"One, as you know, would such a black-hearted boss soften his heart because of that simple plush appearance?"

Glancing at Hu Weiwei obediently shaking her head, Cui Yu felt a little more at ease, and continued to fool around.

"So, if you really try it because of the conjecture just now, what are the likely consequences?"

"The boss thought you were taking the opportunity to be lazy, and then severely criticized you!"

"You're right!"

Seeing Hu Weiwei who became tense in an instant, Cui Yu suppressed the corners of her mouth that wanted to go up crazily, and continued to speak sullenly.

"Secondly, it's really disrespectful to do so!"

Cui Yu pointed to the chubby orange who had collapsed into a puddle of cat cakes on the ground, and said solemnly.

"Are the two of us going to throw away our dignity and lay down on the ground and roll around to the boss just for a mere bite like him?"

If you can really give me a little more food, it's not impossible...

Alas, it's a pity that I can only think about it...

Hu Weiwei muttered a few words in her heart, she already knew that it was impossible, she had the dignity of an ancient beast at this time.

"Of course not, it's too dishonorable to do so!"

Hearing this, the chubby orange who watched the whole process and was accused face-to-face of having no dignity: "..."

He turned over speechlessly, and grunted at the two duplicity guys with his fart.

Oh, really.

He's just a cute kitten, what dignity are you talking about with a cute kitten!

snort!

Ever since, when Shi Cangshui came in with the steamed fish head, he found that the atmosphere in the small utility room was very strange.

He blocked the little fat orange who smelled the fragrance with one hand and rushed over, meowing excitedly. Shi Cangshui's eyes swept over Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu, who were squatting on the ground with deep faces. The expression is a little puzzled.

"Are you two... all right?"

Why does it seem that one is deeper than the other? It's really rare. Have these two guys started to use their brains to think about life?

"it's okay no problem."

Hu Weiwei instantly put aside the agreement she had just made with Cui Yu to "dismiss the boss later and let him know the consequences of ignoring us", and Cang Shui showed a big smile when she looked up.

"Boss, my legs are numb from squatting. Don't worry about me. I'll just squat again."

……traitor!

Cui Yu gritted her teeth and stood up, raising her hand to pull up Hu Weiwei who was trying to sell her miserably.

"Oh, senior, be careful, you will get numb after squatting for a while, senior's physique is not good."

Cui Yu smiled sinisterly, and returned the words that Hu Weiwei had scolded him a long time ago.

"The body is the capital of labor. If you don't take a good rest to restore your strength, what can you do if it affects your work!"

Hu Weiwei: ...? ?

The plastic relationship that had just been established for less than a minute was instantly shattered.

Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu looked at each other and rolled their eyes in disgust, and subconsciously squeezed towards Shi Cangshui.

"boss……"

"Okay, you two, be quiet and stop making trouble."

Because similar scenes happened too many times and seemed too natural, Shi Cangshui naturally didn't think too deeply.

With two large pendants crowded beside him, he walked to the small table with difficulty, and then put the plate he was carrying on the small table.

"Eat, your dinner."

Rubbing Xiaopangju's head, Shi Cangshui suddenly remembered something.

[By the way, 7 cubs, what about the results of the previous inspection and comparison? ]

[It’s been said that I’m a system affiliated with the Heavenly Dao, so please respect me a little bit… well, I’ve passed it on to you, it’s indeed an ordinary cat, host, you’re overthinking it]

"Well, is that so..."

Shi Cangshui frowned slightly, his light brown eyes were focused on the well-fed kitten.

"But I always feel that there is something wrong with him, and I like it very much when I look at it..."

Just as Shi Cangshui frowned in deep thought, Little Pang Ju was already picking up the plate, eating so much that his butt was sticking out.

The fish meat steamed at high temperature is fresh and tender. Even if Shi Cangshui just made him a fish head, the taste can be called excellent.

The fat, jelly fish meat is not greasy at all, because it is for cats, Shi Cangshui thoughtfully did not add more salt, and the tender and smooth fish meat is presented in its original flavor, full of pure flavor Reiki, the little orange cat cried out with a 'meow'.

Wuwuwuwucao, it's delicious, it's so delicious!

Big brother, I will mess with you from now on, brother!

I'm not as awkward as the two of them, as long as there's enough food, I'll masturbate as you please!

Accompanied by the turbulence of his mood, or because of the tonic of a large amount of pure spiritual energy, when the chubby orange on the table gnawed halfway through the fish head, a faint but very obvious breath suddenly burst out Come.

At the same time, the investigation information in front of Shi Cangshui was distorted for a moment, and under 007's shocked and disbelieving eyes, the investigation results slowly changed.

"……Lucky Cat!??"

Raising his hand to seal the small room to prevent the information from leaking out, Hu Weiwei and Cui Yu looked at each other twitchingly, and instantly understood why Shi Cangshui had been so kind to the fat cat before.

Lucky Cat……

Lucky...

fiscal……

Oh hehe, the unscrupulous personality of Boss Spicy Chicken is still vivid today!

At the same time, in the dark space in the deepest part of the underworld, a huge dark magic circle lit up layer by layer, waking up the sleeping man in the middle of the circle.

"Well……"

The moment those dark eyes opened, a cold current that was so cold that it could freeze even the soul swept across wantonly.

Looking at the pale yellow paper that appeared out of thin air in his hand, the handsome face that was so cold to the point of freezing turned pale with shock, and the thin ice on his face crackled and fell off.

"What? The soup made by Granny Meng and the others is too bad, causing a large number of ghosts to be reincarnated before drinking the soup??"

The dark eyes trembled violently, and the man who had just woken up supported his head and murmured.

"During this period of solitary sleep, has Granny Meng's skills 'improved' to such a terrifying extent..."

Closing his eyes in pain, he held the talisman in his hand, with a very sad and indignant expression on his face.

"I want to eat after waking up, and the only thing I can eat is Po Meng's various cooking skills. It's really too miserable for this underworld king to be alone!"

Sighing deeply, deeply, the Underworld Lord who had just woken up touched the icicles on his face, the tall figure curled up in the coffin, looking very aggrieved.

"I really want to... eat something."

"Want to eat...normal stuff."