What to do with an omega that smells like green tea

"Am I... dead?"

Lu Qi opened his eyes, the surroundings were dark, he couldn't see anything, he couldn't tell where he was at all.

"Are you awake?" A somewhat mechanical voice sounded.

"Who?" Lu Qi looked around vigilantly, in the dark, he couldn't see anyone else beside him.

Could it be....he is really dead?Was it Lord Yan who spoke just now?

"I... I was a three-good student in elementary school. I have never fought. I usually like to help my grandmother cross the road. I pick up money and give it to the police uncle. My hobby is reading and writing. I am a qualified socialist successor. , Your boss is merciful, send me back."

Lu Qi babbled a lot, trying to impress "Yan Wang Ye" with his true feelings. After all, he really didn't want to die young, especially if he didn't even know the reason for his premature death.

"What are you talking about?" The mechanical voice was a little speechless: "Let me introduce myself first, I am the green tea system you are bound to—tea, you can call me Xiaocha, or Xiaotea."

"What... what kind of mess?"

Lu Qi was dumbfounded when he heard it, and he was even more confused about the current situation: "What system, I just drank a drink, why did I wake up here? Where are I now? Am I dead?"

No... that drink is really poisonous.

The drink was given by Yu Jingsheng, Lu Qi's college roommate and high school classmate.

Yu Jingsheng is Lu Qi's strongest brother in high school, the kind of good brother who urinates together in the toilet every day and rubs each other's backs in the shower.

Then on the day of graduation, he confessed to himself.

Because it was the first time he was confessed by a man, so Lu Qi was really frightened and said a lot of hurtful words.

I also felt that anyway, the last time we met, I didn't think about apologizing again, so I simply blocked all WeChat calls.

Not only did they meet, but they also became roommates in the same university.

Looking up and seeing each other every day, Lu Qi felt how miserable he was going to be.

Living under the noses of other people in fear, for fear of offending Yu Jingsheng, and then poisoning himself if he is not pleasing to the eye.

In the end, he really poisoned himself.

"Don't worry, little master, your life is not in danger."

"What?" Lu Qi wondered if there was something wrong with his ears: "What the hell is going on? How did I get here?"

"It's like this." The system tea patiently explained: "Because you have hurt the hearts of many innocent boys, and all conditions meet our requirements, so now you are selected by us to be the first person to experience the 'Green Tea Training' .”

"I'll fuck you."

Lu Qi breathed out the fragrance directly: "What green tea, why did I meet the requirements in all aspects, and how could I hurt the heart of a young man, I am straight."

As a male, Lu Qi grew up not very well with the opposite sex, but surprisingly good with the same sex.

It’s so good that the ones who confess to Lu Qi are all 1.8-meter big men, but Lu Qi himself is a straight man and only likes beautiful and beautiful big sisters.

So it's outrageous to treat it as green tea.

"I don't know about these little teas. I'm just a system to help you pass levels in the world."

"I don't care about your system or green tea, send me back, I don't have time to play with you."

baffling.

As soon as he was a serious man, he thought about being ordinary, why did he always get involved in these messy things.

"No, I don't have the ability to send you back. Once you enter, you won't be able to go back unless you complete the plot and missions." After finishing speaking, tea added a thoughtful sentence: "Friendly reminder, finish If you don’t make it, you can’t go back.”

???

I have heard of strong buying and strong selling, but now even this is used strong.

"So you mean, I have to do it?" Lu Qi asked.

"Yes, little master." The mechanical voice of the system tea sounded weird, which annoyed Lu Qi.

He didn't want to do such a damn task at all, but if he couldn't go back if he didn't do it as tea said, even a hundred reluctances wouldn't help.

If you can't go back, will you stay in this ghost place for the rest of your life?

So in the end, Lu Qi still made a compromise: "Tell me, what task is it, and what should I do to go back."

"It's very simple. You will travel to the world of abo and become a green tea-flavored Omega. Your task is to complete the mission through the plot and capture the target character. 80.00% is fine."

"I don't think it's simple at all." Lu Qi said in a low voice.

Not to mention that he is a man, even if he is a woman, it is absolutely impossible to be that kind of delicate and weak, so the taste of this tea is outrageous.

If I had known that he shouldn't have drank the drink that Yu Jingsheng gave me because of guilt, I wouldn't have encountered such strange things.

"In addition, there is a friendly reminder that you must carry out the strategy according to the specified goal, and you can't just find someone."

"very messy."

In fact, Lu Qi still didn't quite understand: "What is the target of this strategy? What does it mean? Just tell me directly."

tea: "Hook up with men."