The rules of survival of the magic stick

Hei Yu didn't know that he was a fool in the eyes of others, so he left quickly after getting the assignment from the host.Zero Two was staring at the child who suddenly turned into a woman.A person's bone is very miraculous, it can quickly become larger and smaller, and for those who have practiced bone shrinking skills, this situation can be regarded as handy.

The woman has a very charming figure, and the eyes of everyone around her are immediately wide open, especially the men!The old man who was filled with righteous indignation and complained about the injustice for the fruit vendor just now was drooling and laughing.

Zero Two next to him suddenly shivered, why did he feel that something was wrong?No matter how wretched this old man is, he wouldn't look like this, and how old is he, to laugh wretchedly when he sees a good-looking girl?

Not only Zero Two felt wrong, Tang Su also felt very wrong! "I said, your nails can actually become bigger and smaller? Human bones can, but how did the child's nails change?"

The crowd next to him looked at him speechlessly, especially the women, who were originally angry because of these men's indifference, but it turned out that this buddy, after all, had finally stopped the indifference, and he had to pay attention to him with an unusually weird focus.

Tang Su looked at the angry eyes of several people looking at him and raised his hands, "Well, I made a mistake, sorry, sorry."

"You didn't say it wrong, you didn't at all!" Several people wanted to open their mouths, but they stopped, looking at him with complicated eyes.

Tang Su touched his chin, then suddenly slapped his thigh, "I think I found something wrong."

"What did you find wrong?" Several people cheered up immediately, and looked at him expectantly, wanting Tang Su to say something, but Tang Su suddenly said, "I seem to have remembered you, ranked No. Er's guy, right, what's your name?"

"My name is Hong'er."

Honger?Tang Su shivered, and muttered in a low voice, "This is a bit like the name of a brothel oiran, and it looks like it too, Miss Hong'er, don't mind me, I'm a little bit broken-mouthed."

Hong'er looked at him with a tangled expression, and really wanted to reply angrily, "Are you two a bit broken? Are you really broken?"

He didn't speak, looking at her eyes full of entanglement, the man shrugged, suddenly slapped his thigh, and said pretendingly, "I finally remembered, what are you here for? Could it be that you are also looking for her?" Our Master, right? Sigh, you see, Master Guo, you are quite busy today, so many beauties have come to him, right, the owner of Wanhualou?"

He intentionally passed this on to the host of Wanhua Building, the host twitched his mouth and nodded, and smiled under Hong'er's gaze, "Hello, I've heard of you for a long time."

"Don't dare, you are the senior."

As expected of Wanhualou, such a fool would dare to accept it.Hong'er gave her a blank look in her heart, but she was very polite on the surface, which really touched Tang Su's attention.Sure enough, a creature like a woman is simply synonymous with hypocrisy.

Hong'er didn't know what she had become in the eyes of others, and she wanted to continue the conversation, "Just call the landlord directly, we don't need to talk nonsense, I just want to know why you came this time. Why?"

It never occurred to her that she would go straight to the topic, she was stunned, and just about to open her mouth to say something, a sparse voice suddenly came.

Several people were stunned for a moment, and didn't realize it at first. When they did, a group of officers and soldiers had already surrounded the place. When the leader of the general saw the smiling young man, he felt that his head was really the same. Big guy, who will tell him why this guy is here again?Is this the first time he has appeared here?He couldn't count them all, but he always felt that Tang Su was there every time something happened, but the other party was still a big celebrity in the national teacher, so he couldn't offend him.

I heard that when the Holy Majesty summoned him some time ago, he also met. This miraculous national teacher, told you that you are a national teacher with a servant, or a very beautiful servant. What do you want to do?

No matter how much the general was roaring in his heart, it had nothing to do with other people. Tang Su glanced at it with a half-smile, "The general's eyes are still quite unpleasant. Why are you looking at him like that? Haha, could it be something else?" Pictured?"

Seeing that he didn't speak, he bowed with a tangled expression. "Hello, Mr. Tang Su."

Tang Su, as a servant of the National Teacher's Mansion, has now been fully promoted to an adult in the eyes of this general.Several people next to each other looked at each other, and they all saw some incredible expressions in each other's eyes.

The old man who sold the fish withdrew his drooling saliva, looked at him fixedly, sighed in his eyes, hugging his thighs is good, now even a person like a general can call someone an adult, it seems that he will come here in the future He was bargaining when buying things, so I couldn't argue with him anymore.

Tang Su didn't have the consciousness of being honored at all, and stood beside him carelessly, "Sir General, I have something I want to ask you to help, see if you have to solve this matter?"

You are really not polite at all!General Shen glanced at him speechlessly, did not speak, and made a gesture of invitation.

Tang Su was not polite at all, he came to the side of the corpse under the entangled eyes of the general, referring only to your eyes that are dying, "This person can still be saved!"

"What?" The old fish seller next to him stared at him immediately, "Really?" He stared suspiciously at the young man who seemed to be cheating, "Young man, you are not talking nonsense, this person has already become like this. How can there be help?"

The general next to him still nodded in agreement, but stopped nodding immediately after nodding, and smiled awkwardly, "I think what he said is quite reasonable,"

The old man glared dissatisfiedly, but he didn't say anything. The way he puffed his beard and stared at him was really cute.

Tang Su patted the old man's shoulder, "Don't get excited, old man, come and let me take a look, how can you save him?" He looked carefully at the woman's charming body, and looked at the person next to him Helpless and funny, "Tell me about you, are you sure you don't want to eat tofu because of your good looks?"

Tang Su was very dissatisfied with the old man's words, he curled his lips, "Who do you think I am, really, how could I do this, you don't even think about who I am, the Master of the National Teacher Ah, isn't that right, is it possible for someone from the National Teacher to do such a thing?"

A few people thought it seemed reasonable, so they let him look at it.