How dare you say you're not a scumbag

"Don't mess with those things." Zhao Nanxun also sat down on the carpet, facing Guan Shan and Tingyu, and asked, "What are you doing? That scumbag got together???"

Zhao Nanxun looked like he hated iron but steel: "Didn't Xiao Yuer let you see the true face of that old scumbag last time? It's only been a few months, and you hooked up with someone again?!"

Guan Shan Ting Yu sighed, "Can you stop being so mean?"

"For example?" Zhao Nanxun raised his eyebrows.

Guan Shan Ting Yu: "Don't use the word 'hook up', it sounds weird."

She sighed long, with a hint of despair in her tone: "Would you believe me if I told you that I didn't like him at all, I just played with him?"

Zhao Nanxun: "...?"

Zhao Nanxun snorted: "I don't believe it."

It's a liar.

"..." Guan Shan Tingyu was really desperate. She didn't realize that she was actually a love brain in the hearts of her good sister and good cousin. She was quite shocked, "Sister, why are you Don’t believe me anymore? What do you think I’m trying to figure him out? Figure out that he’s ten years older than me? Or figure out that his monthly salary is not as much as my pocket money?”

...which is quite true.

Zhao Nanxun also thought about it, and then said seriously: "What if you are greedy for his mature man's body."

She still remembers Guan Shan's expression when Ting Yu told her that she fell in love with her English teacher, and she said something about the flavor of a mature man, and she felt moved when she laughed.

Ah.

Are girls not sweet?

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

Why did you say exactly the same thing as my dead-faced cousin?

Guan Shan Tingyu scratched his already messy hair with his hands, and said dejectedly: "You can pull it down, as long as his body with a small belly, I'm greedy for his ass, greedy for him, I might as well spend money to go there when I have time." Find two ducks."

Hearing this, Zhao Nanxun was a little strange and said, "What are you looking for ducks for? Stewing soup."

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

Oh, little boy.

After all, I came to visit my good sister, and I kept this love in my heart, so even though Guan Shan Tingyu was worried about the other party's EQ, he didn't roll his eyes at the end, "It doesn't matter if it's a duck or not, what's important is me I want to say that I didn't see him."

"No, you just fell in love with him." Zhao Nanxun said quite seriously, "Ting Yu, there is nothing wrong with liking someone, but you have to dare to do it and admit it. If you make a mistake, let's correct it."

I have to say that Zhao Nanxun, who lived alone for three months, really has grown up now.

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

Shut up you.

Guan Shan Tingyu felt that this matter was really a comedy, and the more she thought about it, the more it became a comedy. She didn't even think that things would develop like this.

She said: "From now on, I'll tell you the whole thing, won't you intervene?"

Zhao Nanxun was startled, a little tangled and said: "...But I don't really want to hear your love story."

She is still young, and she doesn't want to hear these romantic things.

"..."

Guan Shanting Yu was so angry that she fell on his back, almost wondering if it would be too late for him to cut his wrists now.

"Listen to her." At the moment when Zhao Nanxun's words were about to drive Guan Shan Tingyu to death, Qi Yu, who came out of the bathroom, wiped his hands and said to Zhao Nanxun expressionlessly, "Listen to what the idiot said. Stupid."

Zhao Nanxun's eyes lit up when he saw Qi Yu: "—Xiao Yu'er!"

Seeing that she was about to pounce on her, Qi Yu immediately twitched his eyebrows invisibly, and said urgently: "Sit there properly!"

Zhao Nanxun is really capable of making the little boss' face change drastically.

Zhao Nanxun: "...Oh."

She snorted unhappily: "He came back from Beijing to see you and supported you to take the college entrance examination, but he treated him like this after not seeing you for three months."

She muttered in a super loud voice: "Yuyu is bad!"

Qi Yu: "..."

Farewell, don't you see that I don't want to see you! ?

"Hey, hey, hey...!" Guan Shan Tingyu couldn't take it anymore, he covered his swollen face with one hand, and pointed at the other two people with the other, complaining, "Can you pay attention, you two are here to comfort me, okay?" ? The main character is me, OK!?"

"I'm already like this, you two still have the mood to flirt in front of me?!" Guan Shan listened to the rain and suddenly realized, "Isn't it too heartless?!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Zhao Nanxun turned around and gave her a little gesture, "Okay, okay, tell me quickly, what's going on?"

Guan Shan Ting Yu sighed for a long time, "It's quite a long story."

She had just brewed up her emotions, but her ruthless cousin Qi Yu sneered there: "Then just keep talking nonsense."

Guan Shan got stuck when he heard Yu's words: "..."

Why are you treating her like this?Still not human?

***

Things are actually not that complicated, and generally speaking, it is quite plot-like.

"Didn't the old scumbag be reported by his cousin a few months ago, and then he was transferred to the logistics post by the school?" Guan Shan Tingyu found a toothpick and held it in his mouth, with a serious expression on his face, he said slowly , "And then a new teacher came to our class, a college student who just graduated, and got in with her real skills. She is a good student, yes, but she is a bit quiet and introverted."

Their school's recruitment requirements are quite strict, and they can be admitted after graduating from a university, which shows that the examination ability is strong and the level is high.

Zhao Nanxun: "..."

Zhao Nanxun bit his hand and hesitated a little: "...so you have your eyes on the new teacher again?"

Why is Guanshan Tingyu just like this one? Can't you change the taste?

Guan Shan Tingyu's face turned dark after hearing this, "Do you think I'm the kind of person who stumbles twice on the same type?"

She got up angrily and said, "My vision is also very high, okay?!"

Qi Yu smiled coldly: "Hehe."

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

"That's not sure." Zhao Nanxun agreed with Xiao Yu'er's sneer, but felt that sitting on the carpet was a bit boring, so he picked out his ears and asked, "Do you have any snacks? "

"There is a snack cabinet on the innermost floor of the closet behind your butt. There are potato chips, milk, melon seeds, and spicy sticks in it. You can eat whatever you like." Guan Shan Tingyu said sadly, "Can you listen to me carefully?"

"Yes, yes, but wait a minute, why did I hear Aunt Guan said that you have not eaten or drank at home for three days, but you have hidden so many snacks at home?" Zhao Nanxun pulled away according to Guan Shan Tingyu's words. I found the snack cabinet in the closet, and I was shocked when I opened it, "With your reserves, you won't starve to death even after fighting for 10 days and a half."

Guan Shan Tingyu: "..."

"...Is it time to discuss this now?" Guan Shan Tingyu said irritably, "If you don't want to hear it, go away, I'm annoyed just looking at you."

Zhao Nanxun took a lot of snacks and put them on the carpet. He unpacked the potato chips and ate them first, "All right, all right, I won't interrupt you, just tell me."

Guan Shan Tingyu said sadly: "The new teacher is very good, but she is a bit introverted, and she looks ordinary, the kind that you can't find in the crowd, but she has a very good advantage, that is, she can completely cure her. It gave me the idea of ​​having a teacher-student relationship."

Zhao Nanxun: "..."

Why does this sound so strange?

"It's not bad that the teacher is a top student, but teaching students is really a bit off-putting. You know me. If you feel bored in class, you will fall asleep. Compared with you, it is not much better." Guan Shan listened to the rain and spread his hands. He said, "It happened a month ago. I skipped math class again, and went to the gymnasium to play badminton with my junior high school sister."

Zhao Nanxun raised his hand: "...Wait a minute, when did you get together with a senior high school senior???"

How come Ting Yu is not a taboo for men, women and children!

"...Is this the point?!"

Zhao Nanxun thought for a while, then looked back at Qi Yu who was sitting beside the bed, his face sinking like water, "Okay, it doesn't matter, you continue."

"As a result, the senior sister asked for leave that day to send her friend to another school, so I wasted no time."

Guan Shan Tingyu felt a little strange when he heard this. Although their school has a lot of dandies, their school's enrollment rate is not bad among noble schools. At least Chengdu ranks among the top three, right?

Of course, No. [-] High School is absolutely incomparable.

But the good thing is that [-]% to [-]% of them will not take the college entrance examination, but go abroad to study directly, so judging from the data, their enrollment rate is indeed acceptable.

But even if you want to study abroad, you can usually get it done in your first and second year of high school. It doesn't make sense for a class like your senior sister and friends who are all in their third year to go abroad temporarily, unless something happens.

So Guan Shan Tingyu asked the senior sister and friend a few more questions, but the senior sister friend said mysteriously: "What is going abroad? Lin Xiu is pregnant. Her father went crazy when he found out about it, so he directly gave her to her." Brought it back."

Guan Shan Tingyu had heard the name Lin Xiu before. I had met her senior sister two or three times. She was quite an introverted girl. She was small and timid. I heard that the situation at home was a bit complicated.

"Ah? Then will she be beaten by her father..." Guan Shan Tingyu asked.

"What? Don't you know the situation of her family? Her mother used to be her father's fourth or fifth child. After more than ten years of raising her, she couldn't be righted. Later, the eldest wife of the Lin family died, and her mother was lucky. Well, after giving birth to a son, her father married her back home.

But there are two half-sisters in the family, and there is a younger brother who is favored in every way. She is a famous person in the family and is not favored at all. She still didn't say who the child belonged to, her father took him back directly, and it was said that he was going to be sent back to his hometown, and let her fend for herself. "

The senior sister's friend sighed: "I can't tell that Lin Xiu is the kind of person who is in love. She is usually submissive... Anyone who speaks loudly to her can scare her."

Guan Shan Tingyu was shocked by the news: "..."

The children of the same rich family, the three of them have always had a clean house, let alone raising a mistress, just her aunts are all henpecked... She wanted to sigh when she saw it.

"It seems that it is more reliable to be of the same sex." Guan Shan Tingyu said with a sigh.

"Come on, it's simply that people's hearts can't stand the test." My friend felt that this was quite bizarre, but he didn't think too deeply about it. He just said, "Have you skipped class again? Are you afraid of asking your parents???"

Guan Shan Tingyu waved his hand indifferently: "It's math class again, and it's those things that I've been talking about over and over again. I've learned it a long time ago with my cousin every day. It's annoying to my ears, why don't I come out to get some air."

friend:"……"

Anyway, you people are quite strange. If you don't do well in class, you will know to come out and wander around.

After saying goodbye to her friends, Guan Shan Tingyu didn't want to go back to the classroom, so she wandered aimlessly around the campus alone. She often skipped classes with Zhao Nanxun before, so she knew the school environment very well.

It was a bit hot in the afternoon after the beginning of spring. After walking for a while, I felt a little drowsy. If I go back to the classroom to sleep, I will definitely be caught by the head teacher and nagged me. , so she simply walked to the old campus, found a cooler activity room, and lay down to sleep.

Their school covers a very large area. A few years ago, there was an international student exchange department, but with the development of the times, more and more students were studying abroad, and that branch was left idle.

It is estimated that the school directors felt that it was meaningless to renovate, so they casually circled around and put up a sign, planning to sell the piece for money when the house price rose again in two years.

The land is sparsely populated and desolate. The idle foreign student exchange department is indeed a good place to sleep. Guanshan Tingyu basically slept here for half of the summer after entering junior high school.

Same this time.

Only this time, when she was half asleep, she was woken up by a man's suppressed roar.

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