I'm on the big guy cookbook

"I'm hungry."

"I'm starving to death—"

Neil sat up from the bed, so hungry that his stomach burned, aching and sad.He didn't care about rubbing his hands or swallowing saliva. The empty stomach was full of stomach acid, as if if he didn't eat any more, his intestines would be burnt out!

"Goo~~~"

Stomach grows and howls in protest.

Neil covered his stomach with a bitter face: "Stop barking, as if you can have something to eat if you bark."

He lifted the quilt and got out of bed, looking at the moonlight through the big window, wondering if he could dig out something edible from the room.

But there is nothing missing in the huge room, except food!

Even if the dark pattern of the night blue carpet is ancient and gorgeous, the drapey bed curtain is expensive, and even the vase decoration in the corner is very beautiful, but there is no use for it?

Neil searched around empty-handed, but saw a pot of single-stem broad-leaved plant from the window sill, and a small fruit borne in the part that should have bloomed.

The hungry Neil gulped as he stared at the fruit that looked like a small apple.

This thing...is it edible?

Or, try?

Neil approached the flowerpot cautiously, and poked the small fruit with his hand.

Xiao Guozi quietly did not respond.

He didn't turn into a big monster, and he didn't speak human words.

call……

Nilsong heaved a sigh of relief, with a reassuring smile on his face. Just as he was about to pick off the small fruit, he saw a gap in the shape of a mouth suddenly cracked on the surface of the red and round fruit, revealing a row of neat and dense spikes. Teeth, and happily let out a "hee hee hee" laugh at Neil's stiff fingers.

Neil: ...

What the hell! ! !

What the hell is this mud horse? !

Neil was so frightened that he withdrew his hand and took several steps back.

The mouth on the fruit was bitten empty, and the teeth were closed violently. A few brown roots penetrated the soil of the flowerpot and danced wildly around.

Neil's head was covered with cold sweat, and he held his breath without daring to take a breath.

For a long time, this thing seemed to understand that it had missed the good opportunity to hunt, and angrily stuffed the waving root into the big mouth on the fruit, and ate it.

Neil: "..." When he gets angry, he doesn't even let himself go, it's a wolf.

After a while, the plants that vented their anger returned to their harmless appearance.

Neil looked at the root dregs under the flowerpot, fell silent for a moment, picked up the chair in the room, and knocked this dangerous thing down from the open window sill!

"Tsk, what's wrong with vampires, wouldn't it be nice to raise a cute succulent cactus?"

Don't keep this kind of ghost.

Neil complained a few words, wiped off the cold sweat from his head and continued to search for food.

Reluctantly, there was really nothing to eat in this room. In the end, he only found a white clay pot on the table, which still had half a pot of hot water in it.

"No way, drink enough water."

Neil picked up the water bottle and poured it into his stomach, and after finishing it, he lay back on the bed and wrapped the quilt tightly.

Originally, he wanted to go out to look for food, but he was frightened by the 'man-eating grass', which completely dispelled his idea.

He is not familiar with this old castle at all, and the housekeeper is not a human being. He is a sick and weak chicken wandering around such a big old castle. It is not called looking for food, but giving food.

Patting his belly, Neil closed his eyes and hypnotized himself to go to bed early.

I don't know if it's because he's too tired, or because he's just a rough-natured person, but Neil really fell asleep while lying down like this...

in the dark.

The painted roof in the room.

The upside-down little bat stared at the unsuspecting sleeping face of human beings. It tilted its head, and its black peas seemed to be confirming something. After a while, it spread its wings, silently skipped the window where the flower pot was pushed down, and flew into the castle. Another room for one person...

……

The next day, Neil was woken up by someone throwing off the blanket.

Sucking his nose, he sat up aggrieved, "It's so early, it's still dark outside."

The butler standing by his bed was ruthless: "This is not a human world, idiot. There is only night and dusk here."

He motioned to the maid behind him who was wearing a long black maid skirt and whose face was as pale as a living person to bring things up.

The neatly folded clothes are placed beside the bed, and the food tray is placed on the table.

The two maids put the things away silently and obediently, then stepped back behind Percy with their heads bowed.

food!

Looking at the plate of bread, Neil's eyes widened!He didn't even have time to put on his clothes, so he rushed over and grabbed two pieces of bread and stuffed them hungrily into his mouth!

"Spicy clay beef batch."

Neil was busy eating, and he gave a perfunctory compliment when he heard the words.

Percy, who disliked Neil's appearance, gave a "tsk".

While waiting for him to finish eating with his arms folded, he didn't know what to think of, other than sarcasm, a gleam of light flashed across his bright green vertical pupils.

After a little hesitation, Percy frowned and shouted to Neil, "Hi, human."

"Well?"

Neil, with his mouth stuffed like a hamster, looked up.

"I ask you, last night..."

"?"

"Master Duke, did he sleep with you?"

"Puff—cough cough cough—!"

Neil took a bite of the bread and sprayed it two meters away.

Percy backed away to the door with a look of disgust.

Neil choked until he rolled his eyes for a long time before he calmed down, and looked at Posey speechlessly: "Brother, you are cheating. I'm only here for the first night, okay, even if he fell in love with me at first sight, I can't promise him."

Posy was full of disbelief: "Really?"

Neil looked sincere: "Of course, I have to at least discuss with him whether it is a monthly subscription or a yearly subscription."

Percy: ......

Seeing that the other party was going to kill him, Neil smiled and picked up the bread and continued to eat, and asked casually, "Oh yes, why are you asking me this all of a sudden when you're free?"

"It's not the master, he this morning..." He specifically asked me to give you food and clothes, the master never cared about anyone before!

Percy's words almost blurted out, but when he saw Neil's curious eyes, he suddenly reacted, snorted coldly, turned his face away and closed his mouth.

Neil was not annoyed when the routine failed, and he guessed happily: "Could it be Aris who wants to suck my blood, so he asked you to bring me food?"

Posy got angry at the thought in the middle of the guess, and growled: "Who gave you permission to call the Duke by his name, besides, the Duke will never suck your blood!"

"Hey." Neil said nonchalantly, "It's really weird, you're not him, how do you know it's impossible?"

"Master hasn't drunk blood for hundreds of years, so it's up to you?" Percy raised his head proudly: "Your Excellency won't eat shit, don't worry."

"........."

Uncle, what flows in your veins is papa!

Neil: "The blood of labor and capital is obviously very sweet! How many mosquitoes only bite me among a group of bloody old men, Aris must like it too!"

"...How dare you compare your master to a mosquito!?" Percy Posey lowered her face, her expression frightening: "Why didn't the magic plant eat you last night!"

"Magic plant..." Neil was stunned, then he recovered his senses and pointed at Posy with rounded eyes: "Did you put that pot of shit in my room on purpose yesterday?"

"of course."

"you--"

"What can you do to me?"

"I--"

Posy raised the corners of his lips proudly: "Say it, keep talking."

Neil was silent for a moment, then suddenly put his hands on his hips, and let out a deafening, heinous roar that shocked the man and shed tears. He said:

"I'm going to report you in front of Aris!"

"………………

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Percy: Grass, you're so mean!

Neil: Wei Wei Wei, you kind of hit me.

Before they finished their meal, the two of them were already fighting red-faced.

At this time, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open by another maid with a pale face. She saluted the two with hollow eyes and a calm voice:

"Master's order, please Mr. Neil Neil go to the study, the master wants to see you alone."

Ok?

The two who were arguing were startled at the same time, and then subconsciously turned their heads to look at each other.

Neil: The corners of his mouth are gradually rising.JPG

Percy: ...

Neil grinned with a triumphant smile and said, "I'm sorry, I'm going to feed my dear, I don't have time to play with you, goodbye~"

After speaking, he hurriedly put on his clothes and ran out.

Percy in the rest of the room was devastated, writing 'No, I don't believe it! '

Outside the corridor, Neil, who followed the weird maid, walked through the carpeted and candle-burning corridors of the old castle, his smile gradually dissipating.

When the maid guided him down to the door of the study, Neil was only nervous.

"Master is waiting for you inside, please." The maid bent back and turned to leave.

Neil took a breath, hesitated for a moment, then raised his hand and knocked on the door.

Dangdang.

"Enter."

The lazy and indifferent voice that I heard yesterday came from inside.

Neil pushed open the door and walked in with his head bowed, closing the study door behind him.

He turned around, and sure enough, he saw the Blood Duke with black hair and red eyes.

Neil was astonished by the beauty of the other party just like yesterday, making people afraid to look at him more.

He could act recklessly in front of Posey, but he was only embarrassed in front of this man, and his back felt cold.

Because Neil could sense a terrifying aura from him.

A mortal's intuition told him that he would not get hurt in front of Percy, but if he was a little careless in front of Francis, he would die!

Francis stared at the honest and well-behaved human youth in front of him, put down the pen in his hand, stood up and supported his cane, and walked slowly in front of Neil.

"Da da."

The man's boots were wedged between his feet, and his cane was propped diagonally into the carpet behind him.

This is so close!

Neil backed away in a panic, but the slender fingers wrapped in gloves held Neil's chin, pulled him back, and made him look up.

The blue eyes that flickered with anxiety and fear were reflected in the scarlet eyes.

Neil's Adam's apple slipped, and the tip of his nose could smell the faint scent of incense and leather on the man's gloves, and the wide ring on the other's thumb hurt his bones.

Francis strangled him, curly black hair slipped from his broad shoulders like water, and fell coolly on Neal's face.

"Humanity."

The handsome duke looked down unemotionally.

The rough leather rubbed against Neil's tender chin skin, playing with a handicraft, as if estimating its price, that kind of cold to sharp gaze cut through Neil's body, looking at the invisible through the tangible things.

Neil trembled slightly, his hairs stood on end just because of the close distance, and goosebumps appeared on his skin!

After a while, the man suddenly said:

"Take off your clothes."

And Neil: "..."

His mind went blank for a moment.

What did this person just say?

Take off, take off your clothes! ! !

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The first three chapters have been reworked. 】