I'm on the big guy cookbook

"You said, you are a devil."

"correct."

"Then you bring me to this kind of place..."

"Is this place not good? Everyone has to come, can you bear it if you don't come?"

Du Nalin showed an extremely complicated expression, and squatted on the toilet pit with his butt bare. The extremely handsome young man was squatting next to him.

There is a half-person-high wooden plank between the two of them.

Neil squeezed the paper and said, "If I hadn't met you suddenly, I would have gone to the toilet a long time ago. It was originally—to squat in the pit, huh."

Dunalin: "...the devil also goes to the toilet?"

Neil: "I'm not a devil, I just signed a contract with the devil, Aris, oh, it's the devil you said, and it's on the boat."

Du Nalin suddenly became excited: "Can you take me to meet him? I want to avenge Ya'an! I can sell anything, soul or body, I can sell it to the devil!"

Neil sighed, and passed the paper in his hand under the baffle.

Dunalin: "?"

Neil: "Pull first, don't be polite to me."

Dunalin: "..."

Neil: "Originally we came here for the affairs on the ship, don't worry, just take your time, we won't delay."

Dunalin: "..."

Ok.

Neil Shi really had a stomachache, and he endured it for a long time, while Du Nalin had been imprisoned for so long and had never been in a tuba. He kept squatting for too long, and he really felt a little...

So the two chatted and chatted...well, it was quite harmonious.

Dunalin talked about his relationship with Ya'an. At first, he was afraid that the young people next to him would despise them, but after hearing no sound from the next door, he said with confidence: "We are all servants of the Viscount. Ever since the Viscount suddenly invested half of his fortune in building Jenny We boarded the ship and worked on the ship, everything was fine at first, but the next night..."

On the second night, everyone was immersed in the cheerful dance, and they drank a lot of champagne beer. He and Ya'an went to the deck to get some fresh air. After a while, Ya'an was brutally killed.

So fast that he didn't even hear Ya'an's cry for help, and didn't see the killer.

"This murderer must not be human!" Dunalin gritted his teeth and squeezed the toilet paper. "Later, I passed out in grief and fright. When I woke up the next day, I was locked up and said that I was a murderer, but that wasn't me. It’s really not me! During the days of being imprisoned, I thought about it carefully and found that there were suspicious points everywhere on this boat.”

Neil tilted his ears curiously: "What doubt?"

Dunalin said: "You don't know, Viscount Burt is mean and likes to pretend to be a gentleman on the surface. He is infatuated with a noble lady, but the lady was killed by robbers. Since then, he has been in a slump. Unexpectedly, within half a year One day, the viscount suddenly said excitedly that the lady he was going to marry had returned! Not only was he in a hurry to build this cruise ship with the stewards, but he also said that he would hold an exhibition."

Neil: "Exhibition?"

Dunalin: "Yes, many people on board were attracted by this exhibition."

Dunalin: "Supposedly, it's a live demonstration about resurrection from the dead."

Neil: "...die, die what?"

Dunalin: "Resurrection from the dead! The resurrection of the corpse, the kind that sits up in a blink of an eye."

Neil: "..."

Regardless of whether these nobles are bored or not, they are really courageous anyway.

If a mortal like him hears this kind of exhibition, maybe Sadako Tomie Resident Evil Alice and others will come to visit it in his mind.

Not peeing your pants is already pretty good, they still dare to watch, or how can the foreign population be controlled so well...

Du Nalin, who was already full of grievances and sorrows, talked about it endlessly, and finally mentioned his acquaintance with Ya'an, and cried aloud.

After he finished pulling, the pain and sadness in his whole body seemed to be excreted.

Neil heard that he stopped crying, and said with a smile: "How about it, the effect is good, it's okay brother, it's all over, I will help you."

Du Nalin wiped his face, his heart was warmed by this stranger: "Well, thank you!"

It's 'shi is coming' Neil's face flushed hard, and he kept suffocating every word: "No, you're welcome!"

"You're a little dry."

Dunalin suppressed a smile.

"It might be on fire."

"Then I'll sit with you for a while."

"Hey, good brother!"

Du Nalin smiled embarrassedly, probably because he had hope again, and his mood was not as depressed as before. In addition, he was sincerely grateful to Neil, so he told Neil a lot about his discoveries.

Two old men are holding the paper 'dung bucket'.

All of a sudden, the pit farther next to who heard the sound of 'huluhulu' inexplicably.

It's like that - someone is holding a pot and eating vermicelli in clear soup with chopsticks.

Neil and Dunalin were taken aback.

Neil was shocked: "Do you foreigners like to eat hot food now?"

The corner of Dunalin's mouth twitched: "..." No, we don't like this one!

Besides...

"What kind of foreigner, aren't you British?" He looked at Neil's appearance, he was their British handsome guy.

Neil was startled: "Oh yes, I'm also a foreigner."

He even forgot that he was reborn in the European Middle Ages, and he was a silver in the Northeast in his previous life.

Dunalin didn't know this, and was a little speechless in the face of Neil's suspicious hesitation.

Hearing that the sound was getting more and more exaggerated, it also brought the sound of tongue licking vigorously and biting.

Both Neil and Dunalin next door fell silent.

Neil thought for a while, then said hesitantly, "Do you feel—"

Dunalin: "Huh?"

Neil: "He's delicious."

Dunalin: "..."

Neil covered his stomach: "I heard that I'm hungry."

Dunalin covered his mouth, so he didn't say the phrase 'me too'.

Neil suggested: "Why don't we go and see, what's wrong with this, are you eating bones and stealing food in the toilet?"

Dunalin nodded, and found that Neil couldn't see the two of them in the cubicle, so he quickly said "hmm".

So the two quickly cleaned themselves up, stood up and looked at each other in the toilet aisle, with Neil at the head and Dunalin following in formation along the narrow aisle to the toilet cubicle that made the noise.

Neil walked over to take a peek first, and then the whole Neil froze.

Du Nalin urged him in a low voice: "What's wrong?"

Neil's voice trembled slightly: "You can tell just by looking at it... Keep your voice down, really, if you don't want us two to die."

Dunalin: ? ? ?

Dunalin pressed on Neil's shoulder. He was taller than Neil, so he stretched his neck a little, and he could see into the compartment.

In the cubicle, which was originally a small space, a tall and thin man squatted backwards.

His back was facing the door, his legs were separated and his feet were bare, and he was wearing thin, tattered clothes full of black blood spots. His exposed skin was an ominous blue-purple color, like a dead person.At this time, I was lowering my head and didn't know what I was eating with my hands, and there was a grunting sound in my throat, and there was a sticky licking, licking and sucking sound.

But obviously, what he ate must not be good, because right in the pit under his feet, there was a round human head full of teeth marks, bloody and bloody.

As he chewed, there were blood clots falling down.

Neil: I'm dead.

Dunalin: ...Me too.

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"Shut up, let's go out quietly."

Neil was the first to come back to his senses. Half of his body was numb, trembling and whispering to Dunalin behind him.

"……it is good."

Dunalin was also horrified.

The two of them tiptoed around him and rushed outside the public men's toilet, their calves were throbbing, for fear of making any noise.

The toilet exit was behind them, so the front and rear of the two were reversed, with Dunalin leading and Neil behind.

Dunalin walked slowly ahead in a cold sweat, and suddenly, the back of the monster's head flashed through his mind - that monster had a head of gray blond hair.

Dunalin stopped abruptly!

Neil was afraid, and poked him on the back: "Are you weak? Go?!"

There is also a man-eating monster in the back.

Unexpectedly, Dunalin suddenly turned around and pushed him away like crazy, ran to the compartment where the monster was just now with red eyes, and shouted heartbreakingly: "Ya'an—"

Ya'an?

That miserable wife of Dunalin!

Neil staggered and steadied himself, turning around in shock.

The awakened monster, that is, Ya'an, who became a walking dead, lost his jaw and lips, and walked out of the cubicle with blood on his front and staring gray eyes. He let out a hungry and ferocious roar at Dunalin in front of him. To kill Dunalin who looked at him crying foolishly.

"Fuck!"

Although Neil was cowardly, his subconscious reaction was not to turn around and run, but to stride down and kick Ya'an who had turned into a monster away. Save people first!

He yelled at Dunalin, "You're stupid! You're so stupid! Didn't you see that he turned into a monster? Run!"

Du Nalin was distressed to help his lover on the ground. Hearing this, he shook his head desperately: "Ya'an is not a monster, no! Can I take him away... Please, please Neil... Without him, I would rather die Yes! Help me, I can give that devil anything, can you take me to meet him with him..."

"you……"

Neal was speechless.

He glanced at the 'zombie' who had gotten up on the ground, and then at Dunalin who was pleading with him... Neil's heart softened.

Neil: Ma Dan, labor and management have never been hard-hearted!It's better to be frigid!

Dunalin pleaded: "Neil..."

Neil sighed and rolled up his sleeves resignedly: "Oh! Come on, who made me unlucky. Let's avoid his hands and teeth, hold him down and catch him back!"

Dunalin was pleasantly surprised: "Thank you Neil! You don't need to do anything, just wait for me."

Neil rolled his eyes: "What do you mean you don't need me? Can you do it? You, this is mourning—"

Before he could blurt out the word 'corpse', he saw Du Nalin sweep down Ya'an with a quick and hateful sweep. When Ya'an fell down with a bang and was about to struggle to get up, Du Nalin flew up, 1.9 meters The strong man is like a flying bear in the air!The elbow hit Ya'an hard on the spine below the neck!

Immediately, the sub-zombie brand was safe, suddenly.

Neil: ...

尼尔：真的，要不是他边揍人边哭着喊'我爱你我错了'，他还以为两人是死敌……

Hiss, how cruel!

He seemed to hear the crackling of bones.

Du Nalin was very confident in his method, carefully picked up Ya'an who was no longer human on the ground, and explained to Neil with a shy smile:

"Ya'an and I just escaped from the town that hates us and went to fight for a while to make a living. Hey, let's go."

Neil: "..."

Neil didn't take them back immediately, but went back first, found a set of clothes from his suitcase, and took another set of black coat that Francis put in his suitcase, and gave them to Dunalin and Ya'an respectively. put on.

He believed that it was just a piece of clothing, and the boss who doted on him would not blame him!

Grand Duke Francis: ... Heh.

So after a few tricks, Neil took the lead in exploring the way from the front, avoiding all passers-by, and successfully brought one person and one corpse to his room.

But as soon as he arrived in the room, Neil immediately asked Dunalin to tie his Yaan to a chair to prevent him from going crazy.

Watching Ya'an gradually wake up, and start to open his bloody mouth half-opened again, sticking out his tongue and gnawing and roaring, looking like a walking corpse about to eat people, Neil was really panicked.

But Du Nalin stared at Ya'an full of love, squatting opposite him and weeping silently.

But his former lover had turned into a man-eating monster, and even wanted to eat him, his gray eyes showed no trace of old love.

Even after showing Neil, I felt a little sour in my heart.

"Take care of him and wait here. I'll ask Aris if there is any good way. If it's really about the viscount, we'll go all the way."

Neil sighed and was about to go out, but he didn't hear Dunalin returning to him, so he turned back in doubt.

But seeing that Du Nalin seemed to want to kiss Ya'an, he pouted and moved closer.

But Ya'an just wanted to bite him to death, and raised his upper teeth to hoe at his mouth, but Du Nalin nimbly avoided him.

then--

Dunalin: Pout.

Zombie Ya'an: Chew!

Dunalin: I accept it.

Dunalin: I'll pout again.

Zombie Ya'an: Chew!

Dunalin: I'll take it again.

Dunalin: I'll pout again and again.

Zombie Ya'an: I'll gnaw again and again!

Du————

Neil: ...how about you two doing the lion dance with me?

Dapeng spreads its wings on the death line.

[The author has something to say:

【small theater】

Francis: When will I be on stage?

Stupid author: Whoops~ Miss your little blood bag?

Francis (Death sneers): No, I'm going to kill the bastard who gave my clothes to other people to wear!

Stupid author: ...

Pippini: ... Mom, write him down, Mom!

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Thank you for your reward, big guy:

@猫宿良奈: Maosu Rana gave "I'm on the Big Brother's Cookbook" trilobite x1. 】