Society.

As a result, before Xi You could reply, Gu Lin began to type again without authorization.

Swimming around: Which club I want to join is my freedom

Little Yellow Chicken Drama Club: ...

As a result, Gu Lin's words directly made people speechless.

"Can't you see he's mocking you?"

Xi You nodded: "I can see it, but I said at that time that I had no plan to join the club. Brother Gu Lin, wouldn't you be a little more direct when you hit like this?"

Gu Lin sighed with a smile and taught Xi You how to survive online distribution: "The more polite you are to them, the less polite they are to you, so you can't let them think you're easy to bully."

Xi You nodded in understanding.

So Chili knocked over and asked him to click on an address with a smile.

Post: Do people have to go to high places?

0L: Although we are a small and transparent club, we also sincerely seek out big ones.Sure enough, if everyone likes to go to high places now, they want to be popular.

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The contents of the two screenshots are screenshots of the chat content of the Little Yellow Chicken Drama Club for the first time and the second time.

1L: Landlord, you are so courageous, your real body came up

2L: We haven't done anything wrong, we don't need to wear vests (LZ)

3L: Why did this artist offend you? He has a very good attitude?It's just that if you don't join your club, you will be hanged.

4L: We just made a sigh about this matter, do you all hate Xiao Transparent (LZ)

5L: The landlord, you are very annoying, you are reasonable, right? You can join whichever club you want to join, and politely refuse. Do you understand?

6L: That’s weird enough, I’m here to fire your agency, don’t you just want to hug your thigh when you’re looking for Youyou?

7L: He’s not some kind of Zihong, what kind of thighs are there to hug (LZ)

8L: I really don't want to see LZ's attitude. I will definitely bypass this club in the future. What kind of quality is it?

9L: To say it humbly, we really dare not call ourselves a big society, but it has been established for a long time, and the CVs in it have been more diligent in supporting dramas.As for Youyou's joining the club, of course it's because you have to be there wherever the ancient intention is, the reason is not obvious^_^ (Shengdu Club)

10L: Right, marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog, LZ, don’t hang people up for trivial matters, it’s not bad to start from a newcomer honestly

11L: Help the landlord to apply for deletion, good boy, stop making trouble

……

Although this inexplicable pinching post has been satisfactorily resolved, Xi You still couldn't help complaining deliberately: "I can't remember how many times I was hung up because of you."

Gu Lin got up and left, walked to the window, opened a small opening, and the raindrops swept in slightly.He turned around, leaned his back against the wall, and crossed his hands in front of his chest in a slanted posture, showing a lazy posture. "So, we are now in a binding relationship."

"I want to unbind."

Gu Lin shook his head with a smile: "The system reminds you that it cannot be canceled."

"Brother Gu Lin, hurry up and go to work!" But he could only drive people away.

Gu Lin looked at the time, and it was indeed time.In fact, although I came home at noon to cook for Xi You, but more importantly, I seemed to want to be by this person's side all the time.

People in love hope to stick together all the time, this sentence is also useful to Gu Lin, but I don't know if this little heartless person who chased him away feels the same way.

Gu Lin picked up the folder placed on the bed and walked towards the door.

Xi You stopped Gu Lin, pushed the wheelchair and slid towards Gu Lin, and waved to himself to signal Gu Lin to bend down.Gu Lin did as he did, and Xi You stretched out his arm to fiddle with the tie a few times. "The tie is crooked." After straightening it up, he told him to be careful on the road and continued to play on the computer.

The farewell full of reluctance was also felt from Xi You, and Gu Lin went to work with a lot of energy.

Xi You called Xi Yang, the first purpose was to scold Xi Yang for not calling yesterday to say happy birthday, the second purpose...

Xi You faltered, obviously as Gu Lin's lover, but he still came to ask his brother this kind of question.

"When is Gu Lin's birthday?"

Unexpectedly, he was laughed at by Xi Yang.Asking him directly about his birthday would only give him the feeling that he didn't take him seriously, but Xi You couldn't think of any other way to ask about his birthday.

As expected, Xi Yang knew about Gu Lin's birthday, which happened to be a week later and hadn't yet passed.Well, it's very close to my birthday.

After getting the answer, Xi You hurriedly hung up the phone.When I think of birthday presents, I have a hard time, and there is nothing new about giving paintings.

Xi You went to ask Chili for advice. After all, girls have a lot of tricky ideas about gift giving.

As it turns out, he shouldn't have asked Chili.

You Lai You Go: Pepper, what should I give Gu Yi for his birthday?

Pepper: Oh, I almost forgot that my birthday is coming, and finally I can listen to another song~~

Swimming around: Hey?How do you know Gu Yi's birthday

Pepper: CV information is available on Baidu ———Don’t tell me you don’t know

Oh right, why did I forget to look it up online, usually when the CV’s birthday comes, someone will make a birthday drama for them, and the CV’s birthday is basically true, Xi You actually forgot that there is such a convenient way.

You Lai You Qu: What should I give you?

Pepper: Give yourself to him, this must be the most anticipated birthday gift of Benming

Swimming around: Uh

Pepper: My dear, it’s better than giving anything away

You Lai You Go: Act like I didn’t ask

Pepper: Really don’t think about it

Swimming around: See you in debt!

Seeing someone asking him in the comments on Weibo when he could finish the poster, Xi You felt that it was most important to solve the immediate problem first.

You Lai You replied to Yy: I will try to draw it tonight TUT

Yy replied to You Lai You Qu: (^o^)/~Don’t be too tired, your body is important, otherwise God won’t let us go

Although Xi You will refer to everyone's comments, but the content mentioned one by one is too pornographic, Xi You still does not accept it.I intend to draw a scene where Shou is pressed on the bed by the attack, the two kiss, and Shou's obscene pants are half drawn back, revealing the utensils inside.

When Xi You started painting, he didn't intend to pay attention to the movement on the computer, so as not to delay and finish painting the poster.

Halfway through the painting, the doorbell rang suddenly.Xi You wondered who it could be, because it was not time for Gu Lin to get off work.

It was a courier, and there was a package addressed to him, signed by Wang Zirui.

After Xi You signed his name, the package was very small, so he held it in his hand and opened it to have a look when he returned to the room.While unpacking, I thought it might be a birthday present for myself.

It is a black bottle that looks a bit like a spray. The product is introduced in dense English. After reading it, Xi You will have a lot of words that he does not understand, so he is too lazy to read it carefully.

Anyway, this thing has a name, and it can be popularized with the help of the omnipotent Baidu god.

Hit "Eros" Baidu, the first link is Baidu Encyclopedia, saying that Eros is one of the oldest gods in Greek mythology, obviously it is not.The second link is a mall, Xi You clicked on it.

Eros: Aftercare/court relaxation spray for men.

( ̄_ ̄|||) The product directly used the Chinese title, Xi You thought he would know what it was without opening it.Now that they are all on Baidu, it doesn't take time to click again.Therefore, Xi You fully understood the function of this product.

EROS——Imported from Germany, one of the top brands of adult products, this EROS anal/anal relaxation spray is a professional post/court lubricant.Pure natural plant extracts, good effect, non-irritating.Can reduce sphincter pain sensitivity...

How to use it and the eight features are really detailed.

Brother Zi Rui, you actually gave me this kind of thing on my birthday!unacceptable!

When Wang Zirui's mobile phone was busy, Xi You called Xi Yang, but Xi Yang didn't know what Wang Zirui sent.Because Wang Zirui acted a little mysterious on purpose and still didn't tell him what the gift was, so Xi Yang was very curious and asked this and that what kind of gift Wang Zirui gave him.

"He said it's our share, and I have to know if it's worth it."

Xi You has black lines all over his head.

"Ahem, it's nothing, it's just a bit of a high-end air freshener, imported from Germany." Xi You smiled dryly, did he honestly ask him to answer that Brother Zi Rui gave me a bottle of lubricant?I will definitely be laughed at by my brother to death.

Hanging up the phone hastily, so as not to reveal his secrets, Xi You had nothing to do with the bottle in his hand.

threw?

No, there's no guarantee that Brother Gu Lin will see it when he takes out the trash.

Or find a hidden place to hide.Looking left and right, I always feel that it is easy to be discovered. If Brother Gu Lin does the cleaning, then he will be discovered.

He heard the sound of the door opening, then closing, and the sound of footsteps getting closer.Xi You took the things in his hands and hurriedly hid them in his pockets. Fortunately, the pockets are quite big, so it doesn't look awkward.

When Gu Lin came in, Xi You was already sitting calmly and drawing with a serious expression.

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The author has something to say: This gift is a good one ↖(^w^)↗

48 Wang Zirui X Xi Yang ①

Bar - a haven for the fallen soul.

The loud music resounded in both ears, and the whole person felt the vibration from the loud sound.Xi Yang knew that this was a very messy place, so he was wearing a tight overalls and quickened his pace to catch up with the foreman who was leading the way.near dark lights

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