Letter from Ziteng Incense Candle Shop

Thinking of the "three boxes of paper" written on the order, that thing is obviously a spoof.Now this is the case in novels or television, where the main character encounters a point of divergence in fate.

Boy, if you can do it, you can save the world!Such lines are really bloody.What I am facing now should be: A. If I accept it, I will continue filming the evil show. B. If you don’t accept it, reveal the truth immediately, pay me an extra fee or a small gift, and retreat.

In this case, of course I would choose B.Because I have to do business today, I don't want extra fees or small gifts, and I don't have a beautiful host.

"That... I will refund double the deposit..." According to the contract law, failing to deliver the goods on time is a breach of contract, and double the deposit must be refunded.How about it, is my store honest enough?

"Since this is the case, there is no other way. I will report the truth."

It seemed that we were about to retreat, and just as I breathed a sigh of relief, the black suit whispered in my ear: "Master Jiang will be very angry, and the consequences will be very serious."

Maybe he thought I was afraid, but the other party got worse, "You know, Mr. Jiang is the King of Hades in the first hall, who is in charge of life and death, and judges people's whereabouts after death. Maybe he changed your life when he got angry, and when you die, he will change your life again. Accidentally sent the soul to Master Lu in the Ninth Hall, heh heh..."

The ninth hall is Abi Hell, and I almost burst out laughing when I thought of the stories I heard before.Since it's not over immediately, let's play with them again.

"I believe Lord Yan Wang will handle it impartially."

Fan Wujiu shrugged helplessly and looked at his partner.Xie Bi'an raised his head and said, "Although Lord Yan doesn't know how to discriminate between public and private affairs. But now Lord Jiang is indeed in trouble, and please help him with all his strength."

Does the director want to change this show from evil rectification to oriental fantasy?I rolled my eyes and could only listen to what they had to say.

At this moment, Fan Wujiu's cell phone rang, and he walked out of the shop to answer it.This guy actually uses an IPhone4, how could Guichai be so modern, it really is an evil show.I vaguely heard him say 'hacker', 'system crash' and the like.

"It's not that I don't want to help, but that I really don't know how to help. What kind of paper is 'book'? If there is any, I'll sell it to you right away."

"It's the paper of the book of life and death. Time is too tight, and now only the founder can make it."

I thought I heard it wrong, "Residence booklet?"

"The Book of Life and Death."

Director, where did you travel from?This unscientific!

"But you all use iPhones, and you still use paper books of life and death?" Seeing that they were dying to leave before the end of the performance, I had no choice but to risk my life to accompany Junzi.

"Indeed." Xie Bi'an took out an ipad, "We have already started using the computer system, and all the data is processed by the central system. We can handle affairs only through electronic products. But the central system was hacked the day before yesterday, and the whole line was paralyzed. We had to Completely closed for maintenance, it is still impossible to complete the most basic operations. We have to temporarily use the most primitive operating procedures."

Informatization of the underworld... This is even more unscientific!

"Could it be that even reincarnation is now lined up in a bank-style call?"

"Yes, how did you know that?"

This is not scientific!Don't waste my time.Just because your cars blocked the door, there are not even half of the guests today.

"I'm sorry, I really can't do anything. Please hire someone else." It's getting more and more ridiculous. If it continues, I will definitely collapse.

Seeing my gesture of seeing off the guests, Fan Wujiu wanted to say something more, but Xie Bi'an stretched out his hand to stop him.

"Then I will take my leave today."

I sent them out of the gate, Fan Wujiu had already boarded the car, I hurriedly grabbed Xie Bi'an and asked, "When will you give it?"

The latter is a bit wrong, "My lord is referring to..."

"Stop pretending, it's all over. You have to have temporary performance fees or small gifts for the whole show. You have delayed my business for half a day."

It seemed that it took him a while to understand what I meant, and he burst out laughing.I was about to ask him why he was smiling when the other party clamped his shoulders.

"Hey you……"

"Close your eyes!"

The voice seemed to possess magical powers, and I closed my eyes involuntarily, feeling something moist and soft on my eyelids, but it left quickly.

When I realized what it was, my eyes widened immediately, and the other person's face was close at hand.There was a sly smile on a face so beautiful that people couldn't take their eyes off it.

"If you change your mind, you can call me." After speaking, he put a note into my hand, and he turned and got into the car.

Before I recovered from the shock just now, the car suddenly disappeared from my sight.It's not driving away, it's transparent disappearing!

Who would dare to continue to open the shop when it was stuck in the shade, so I locked the door and left early.When I go back, I have to ask my cousin where there is a temple to collect surprises.

The next day was cloudy and overcast.I pestered my cousin to take me to open a shop.Unexpectedly, when I opened the door, I found that the street was full of weird-looking guys.There is a bloody uncle with a knife chopped on his head, a zombie covered in maggots, a child with a blue face...

"Strange, it's not Halloween yet. Is there any parade today?" I asked my cousin beside me.

"What activity? No." My cousin gave me a strange look.

"But the people in the street are all dressed strangely."

"Is there? It's alright."

Cousin, what kind of aesthetics is that?Obviously it's scary and disgusting, okay?

An uncle passed by, followed by a woman in red.The woman's eyes were red, and when she noticed that I had been looking at her, she gave me a fierce look, and opened her mouth to reveal the sharp fangs inside.

[Don't say it. 】

That gloomy voice made me shudder.The effect is too realistic, and the current makeup technique is really high-end.

The woman noticed that I was still looking at her, and suddenly opened her mouth so wide that her jaw touched the ground, and her exposed mouth was full of sharp, bloody teeth.

"I rely on-"

My sudden scream startled my cousin. "What's your ghost name?"

"...Did you see the big sister in red just now..." I felt chills all over my body, and I couldn't stop the fear welling up in my heart.

"What big sister in red? Are you suffering from heat stroke?" Realizing that my expression was wrong, my cousin showed a worried expression, "It's behind the uncle in the brown T-shirt just now..."

My cousin pulled me aside and touched my forehead, "You don't have a fever."

I pushed him away, a little angry: "I'm not a child."

"Don't worry, it's okay. Just pretend you didn't see it."

At this moment, I felt that my three views were completely destroyed.It turns out that Master Marx is a magic stick.

My cousin said that most of the people who come to the incense and candle shop to buy things are people who have a funeral or died for worship.Their aura affects me.So sometimes I see strange things, as long as I pretend I didn't see it, I'll be fine.

"Grandpa often does this too? Uncle and you too?"

My cousin was silent for a while, and said: "I have never seen it before. My father seems to have seen it. Grandpa... Grandpa is very special." At this time, I discovered that there was a faint soft white light on my cousin.

'Turn a blind eye' is an easy way to say it.I found that I couldn't do it at all.A lot of 'good brothers' suddenly appeared in the dark at the door of the shop.Some were playing mahjong, some were playing poker, and some were playing erhu and singing ditties. It was very lively.

As soon as I came to open the door, I scrambled to squeeze in, saying: give me something to eat, I am so hungry!

After my cousin opened the door, I rushed into the shop.Luckily there wasn't one in there.Seeing how frightened I was, my cousin was very worried.

"Or, take a day off today."

"No need..." I waved my hand, this kind of thing has to be faced.

"Don't force yourself. I'll stay with you today."

"No need. You still have to go to work." I feel like my cousin always treats me like a child, and I'm obviously already done.

After all, I finally drove my cousin away.I slumped on the sofa and didn't want to work.Although the good brothers outside the door squeezed their heads, they dared not step into the shop.There must be something blocking them in the shop.

His eyes fell on the Landlord wooden sign at the foot of the door.It seems that more incense should be offered to the father-in-law of the land.

Just after lighting the incense, I felt a bit cold behind me.In this hot weather, there is no air conditioner in the shop, so it shouldn't be like this.I almost screamed when I looked up.A woman in white with a broken leg was floating in front of the counter, holding a pen and paper in her hand and writing something on the order.

After finishing writing, the woman bowed to me and exited the shop.

I quickly looked at the order, and the original blank paper read: Chen's, No. 31, 301rd Floor, No. [-], XX Road.Behind it is a bunch of goods. I understand everything about paper money, but I have never seen such things as 'medicine'.

At this time, of course, call the hotline, 'call to ask about homework' slightly.He dialed the number on the old business card, and his partner answered it after a while.

I recounted what happened yesterday and today, and then asked about Yao Yin.The latter said he would come right away.

"What you saw yesterday was a real ghost. It's not a bad show." Lao Zhang had an expression of 'you're so dull'.

"I don't know. Most people wouldn't believe it." Only a magician would believe it.No, maybe even the magic stick will not believe it.Most of them are liars.

"Are you really not going to help them make paper?"

"Will it be troublesome?" In fact, this is what I care about.The magic stick is the magic stick, anyway, there is no other way now.

"I do not know."

The magic stick is really unreliable!

"Only a little." Lao Zhang took a sip of his tea, deliberately pausing to make me anxious, evil-hearted guy.

"Bai Wuchang forcibly opened your dark eyes."

"What's the difference between yin eyes and yin and yang eyes?" You must be able to see "good brothers" with yin and yang eyes.It is not surprising that many people actually have yin and yang eyes.

"Can you see the road at the end of the alley?"

It's strange for Lao Zhang to mention this, since the end of this alley is obviously a wall.But today, I could see a gravel road, shrouded in white mist, with no end in sight.

"That is the dark road leading to the underworld. The yin and yang eyes can't see it, they can only see the ordinary A Piao. What the yin eye sees is the same as what A Piao sees. I heard that people who say Xinggao opened With dark eyes, you can even see people's past lives."

He patted me on the back, "I don't know if you are lucky or unlucky, but we have to practice for a long time and have extraordinary talents to open our eyes. You are really enviable and jealous .”

"I'll change it with you." This guy is obviously making trouble. "How can I close my dark eyes?"

"do not know."

"what?"

"I only know the method of temporarily sealing it. But you opened it for you by a errand, so I dare not seal it."

"Huh? How can this be? In the future, if you come to buy any goods in our store, I can give you a [-]% discount." Then I have to watch those terrible things all day long.People's aesthetics will be seriously distorted, and they will become like their cousins. (The cousin was also shot while lying down.)

"I'm sorry. I don't have to work in the industry if I offend Guicha. And Xie Bi'an is the leader of Wuchang. Even Feng Qingyun from the trade union would not dare to offend him."

"what is that?"

"You won't understand."