Letter from Ziteng Incense Candle Shop

I can't believe it, I'm so pissed off!That stupid cop mistook me for a girl.How am I like a girl.Blind his dog eyes!

I was cleaning while slandering, preparing to open the shop.It has been three days since the dismemberment case.Another murderer had been caught, and the newspapers were raving about the police in this district.Words like Sherlock Holmes and Bao Qingtian have been used to solve cases like a god and act quickly.

Those sisters came to say goodbye to me yesterday.It is no longer a piece of fragment, but a complete human form.Wearing some clothes I burned for them before, they are so beautiful and gorgeous.Just when I was surrounded by beauties and wanted to enjoy hugging left and right, I was woken up by my cousin again, 555...

When I was sweeping the floor, suddenly a shadow flashed across my feet.

"Wow~~" I yelled and took the broom to shoot. "Dead mouse, shoot you to death!"

The little thing was very clever, and before I could see it, it scurried under the sofa.There can be no mice here, they will chew up the paper money.

I got down on my knees and reached under the sofa with the handle of the broom, trying to get it out.When I bent down, I found two green beads shining under the sofa.

It seems to be a bit big in size, there can't be such a big mouse.I shuddered at the thought.Or get a professional to catch it.

Suddenly heard a 'meow' cry.Are the current mice so high-end?Can learn how to meow.My head is full of jokes about the old cat telling the kitten to learn a foreign language well.

I took a flashlight to take a picture, and there was a kitten under the sofa.I've never had a problem with furry things.Immediately took the shredded squid as a snack and came to lead it.

"Little cat, come here, there is something delicious. It smells so good..."

The kitten ignored me and licked its paws.That action is super cute! (@^_^@)

Don't you like to eat shredded squid?Or lure him with cakes.My cousin brought back a lot of pastries yesterday, and I secretly brought some to the shop to eat.

When I turned my head to get up, I found a man squatting halfway behind my buttocks, and I was shocked immediately.

"Who are you?" I jumped up alertly and took a step back, making a defensive move.The other party laughed, "I scared you, sorry."

The other party was wearing a black slanted-breasted Tang suit, and although he had short hair, he didn't have any sense of restraint at all.The face is gentle, and the body exudes a quaint and bookish atmosphere.His smile is reassuring.

He snapped his fingers, and the kitten under the sofa ran out obediently, jumped onto his shoulder and squatted.

"Little Hei, I'll reward you." The man took out a small whitebait and put it near the kitten's mouth, and the kitten put it in its mouth immediately.

The kitten can still get a reward when it goes to other people's house by itself. This owner really spoils it. (Tianyin: The kitten did indeed do what should be rewarded.)

"Excuse me sir, is this your cat?"

Seeing me looking at the kitten with 'longing' eyes, the man smiled and put the kitten in my hand, "Come on, make an apology to the founder."

After the little black cat finished eating the fish, it barked at me twice, and raised its front paws together.What a smart and cute kitten.I rubbed my face against it, feeling the fine and soft black fur, and pressed its fleshy paws.It is very obedient, it just looks at me with big round green eyes from the beginning to the end, and sometimes narrows its eyes cutely.

I really want to have one.But my cousin seems to be allergic to animal hair.

After playing for a while, I remembered that there was a big living person standing there.He quickly asked the man to sit down, "I'm sorry, I get carried away when I see cute things. May I help you?"

"It's okay, I came here unexpectedly, so I'm sorry." The man didn't sit down, but bowed to me, "I'm the master Wei Junzi."

This name... I don't know what his parents thought.Much better than my name though.Every time I say my name I get ridiculed.Fortunately, among my cousins, there is one more unlucky than me.

Paper maker, it seems that we have to establish a good relationship with him.Maybe you will have to ask him for paper-bound goods in the future.

"You're welcome, please sit down, Mr. Wei." I hurriedly poured tea for him, and prepared a small dish of shredded squid for the little cat.This time the kitten had a good time.It still seems to like to eat.

"May I ask why you are here this time, sir..." If you don't want to go to the Three Treasures Hall, this person must have something to ask for.

"I heard that Mr. Founder made thin paper for the underworld a few days ago." He deliberately approached me and said in a low voice.

His hands were on the sofa in an odd position.The tip of my finger touched my butt, but I didn't pay attention at that time, but I was afraid of accidentally pressing his finger, so I moved to the side.

"It's true." The paper maker is a yin and yang industry, and maybe he is also a "person in the industry" as Lao Zhang said. It is not surprising to know these things.

"Boldly, I beg Master Founder to sell the remaining shredded paper materials to me." Junzi Wei got up and gave him a big gift, and asked me to help him up in a hurry.

"Please don't do this, I can't afford it." It's just leftover scraps, don't be so cautious, it's not a treasure.

I pulled out a bunch of leftover scraps of paper.They are all long strips of edge material, and the edges on one side are uneven.I don't understand what the paper maker wants these scraps for.It's not big enough even to fold something.

But Mr. Wei felt as if he had found a treasure.Picking up one of them and touching it carefully, his eyes shone like gold ingots.

"Master Founder, please make a price."

Can this also be sold for money?But if I am a lion, it seems not good, and it is leftovers, so it would be waste for me.

"Give it to you."

Wei Junzi opened his eyes wide and looked at me in disbelief. "Master Founder, I don't quite understand..."

"You can take as much of these as you like. Anyway, the underworld doesn't want them anymore, and it's useless to me. Just treat it as a meeting gift. I hope Mr. Wei can supply our store in the future. Please give me your advice."

I held out my hand, intending to shake his hand.This is the first step in a cooperative relationship. To make a partner feel good about you, it is best to give some favors that the other party owes you.After that, it will be easier to cooperate in the future, and even more benefits can be obtained.

The other party was stunned for a while before taking my hand, but instead of shaking hands, he suddenly knelt down on one knee, "That's it, I'm here to make a contract."

After speaking, he bowed his head and kissed the back of my hand.Startled by his actions, I immediately withdrew my hand.Thinking of being kissed by a man on the back of his hand gave goosebumps all over his body.

Does this person also regard me as a woman?

"You're mistaken. I'm a man!" I pulled my neckline down to show my flat chest as proof.Because of the heat, I'm only wearing a tank top, and you should be able to tell if I don't.

"Contract has nothing to do with gender." Wei Junzi asked doubtfully.

"Anyway..."

"Xiao Duzi, bring me fifty bundles of A goods." Lao Zhang's voice almost shook the whole store.When he stepped into the threshold, he froze for a moment when he saw Mr. Wei, and immediately showed a disgusted expression.

"Why is this guy here?" Lao Zhang pulled me behind him, and stared at Wei Junzi with an unkind expression.

"Mr. Wei is here to buy things." Lao Zhang may have a personal grievance with him, but don't bring it to me.He hurriedly pulled Lao Zhang to the sofa, poured iced black tea for him to turn off the fire.

"It's still Xiaoduzi who is caring." He drank the black tea in the glass in one gulp, and Lao Han's vest was immediately soaked with sweat, sticking to his body to reveal his strong chest muscles, which made people envious and jealous.

I went to get the goods and counted them for him, and signaled Wei Junzi to leave now.The latter understood, took the shredded paper and saluted and said goodbye to me.

"That kind of person, you should not associate with him."

Lao Zhang said such a sentence quietly, which made me feel quite puzzled. "Do you have any personal grievances?"

The latter didn't answer, and looked me up and down, and he made hairs all over, and couldn't help but said: "What are you looking at? Could it be that I'm being entangled by A Piao?"

"Ah Piao, you can see it yourself. However, you are indeed entangled by strange things." Lao Zhang rubbed his chin and smiled wickedly.

"What? Don't scare me." Seeing his evil smile, he couldn't help feeling bad.

"I didn't expect you to be quite slippery." He suddenly touched my thigh.Because of the hot weather, all I wear are shorts.

"Wow~~ Abnormal!" I kicked the latter, who was unprepared, was kicked to the vitals, bent over and trembled in pain.

"Damn it, you're too ruthless..."

"I'm sorry!" Because I was always treated as a girl when I was a child, I always attracted strange uncles.So my mother taught me a set of defensive skills.

I reached out to touch the place where he was kicked, "Do you want some medicine or something?"

"Idiot! Don't touch it." Old Zhang couldn't help swearing, and waved my hand away, "You are really dull."

"What. I didn't do it on purpose. It's all my fault, uncle, that your actions are too insignificant."

"Cough. Just kidding." Lao Zhang sighed helplessly, "Don't dress like this when you see Mr. Wei in the future."

What is this like?I'm wearing denim shorts and a tank top today, so I should be fine.Many boys wear it like this.

"That guy has a weird hobby. He likes boys' asses."

"What?" I thought I heard wrong.

"He likes boys' asses. He likes to touch, like to lick, like to smell. He is one of the top ten perverts in the industry."

Would that mild-faced, bookish person like that kind of thing?Unbelievable.I still believe that Lao Zhang is joking a little more.

"Is Xiao Hei hiding under your sofa and refusing to come out?"

I nodded.

"When you knelt down on the ground and raised your butt to catch it out, was Mr. Wei facing you right behind you?"

I nodded again.

"Don't you think his posture is a little strange?"

That's true... I suddenly remembered that Wei Junzi rewarded Xiao Hei with a whitebait.At that time, I was still wondering what was worth rewarding, could it be...

When I made the movements of the characters in the "Scream" oil painting, Lao Zhang had an expression of "Sure enough".

"What did he buy from you?"

"It's nothing. I just took some scraps of paper I made last time."

"The book of life and death? You haven't confiscated the money yet?"

Seeing me nod my head, Lao Zhang stroked his forehead. "You're such an idiot."

"What, isn't it just scraps. I don't need it."

Lao Zhang kept muttering: "Shooting heavenly objects, violently mourning heavenly objects." Looking at his expression of "this time is really a big loss", even I felt that the actions just now were too impulsive.

"Very expensive?"

"It's not as simple as precious. Do you know? The book of life and death, the book of heaven, the list of gods, and the book of earth are called the three books of heaven, earth and man. The judges of the underworld use this to distinguish the good and evil of creatures in the three realms, determine rewards and punishments, and clarify merits and demerits. As long as it is recorded Everything above must be as it is written.”

Sounds like The Book of Life and Death, manipulating fate on tiny scraps of paper.I won't even use it. It's a big loss.At least you can write something that will make me pass the college entrance examination after repeating the exam or make me live a long life.

But if things like manipulating fate are misused by others, wouldn't the world be in chaos?

"Should I take it back from him and hand it over to the underworld?"

"That's not necessary. For Wei Junzi, the most important function of paper is to make paper bundles. The paper in the book of life and death should be the most powerful paper material he has obtained so far. In this case, he just happened to be able to use it. You should hit him hard."

Hearing this, I suddenly noticed that Lao Zhang also bought a lot of talisman paper. "Is there a big event?"

Lao Zhang glanced at me, but didn't answer directly, "Be careful these days, don't go out at night. Don't worry about strange things. By the way, you must stay far away when you see soldiers, you know?"

I thought of the two soldiers I had seen before.Are those soldiers here to fight fake catching sticks?Ha ha.

But since Lao Zhang doesn't explain much, I don't feel comfortable asking.The eternal law of novels and movies: the more you know, the sooner you die.

After chatting for a while, I heard a meowing sound coming from under the coffee table.I suddenly remembered that when Mr. Wei left, he didn't see Xiao Hei following him.Could it be that it fell here?

"Poor little guy..." Little kitten who was forgotten by the owner, let me raise you. (Tianyin: You have been thinking about it for a long time.)

I fell on the ground again and reached into the bottom of the tea table to touch it.Not a limp kitten as expected.What came out was a black paper-folded cat with two green eyes that were exactly the same as Xiao Hei.

The author has something to say: The name of the protagonist is laughable, but there are also some names in the protagonist's cousins ​​that are more embarrassing.Note: The typesetting in the middle of their generation is 'zi', so they all have stomachs.