The Invincible East is as safe as flowing water

When Siyuan came back with a full belch and was carried by Chen Lin, it was just in time for dinner at home.Hearing that Master Meiren prepared the dinner himself, Xiao Baozi immediately expressed that he was full, and even if he was not full, he packed a lot of snacks to bring back.Then, under the majestic gaze of Father Rabbit, Xiao Baozi had no choice but to hold the bowl and chopsticks in resentment, and moved to his position pitifully.

Eye-opener!When did Master Meiren's culinary skills improve by leaps and bounds!Siyuan's eyes widened, looking at a large table of dishes, he suddenly felt that even if the dim sum had been stuffed into his throat at this moment, he could still swallow another bowl of rice.Xiao Baozi obediently put one chopstick of squirrel fish into Ying Ze'an's bowl, another chopstick into Dongfang Bubai's bowl, and impatiently picked up another chopstick and put it in his own mouth. It's delicious on earth. ...He smacked his lips, looked at Dongfang Bubai with a doggy face, and said, "Master Beauty, you are amazing! Your cooking skills have improved so fast! Last time you couldn't even make noodles well, but this time you can't!" To make such a good fish...the taste is exactly the same as the one in Zhiweilou, Chen Lin took me there to eat two days ago..." Siyuan's voice became smaller and smaller, because he keenly discovered that with the His voice, the complexion of the beautiful master is gradually becoming unsightly.

"Uh, could this be the takeaway from Zhiweilou?" Siyuan suddenly realized the truth.Ying Ze'an kicked him across the table, signaling him to stop talking.Then, Ying Ze'an immediately took a piece of boiled cabbage with his chopsticks - visually, this dish should be the simplest on the table - stuffed it into his mouth, took a few bites, and patted Dongfang Bubai's horse naturally Fart: "It's very difficult to make meat dishes, especially fish... Even some people who have been cooking for many years may not be able to remove the fishy smell. So it doesn't matter if you can't cook fish well. Anyway, there is money, and you can't buy it anywhere. This boiled cabbage tastes very good, I think the soup is very rich. San'er, did you put hens, ducks, scallops, wild mushrooms in the boiling water..." Ying Ze'an said It was also getting smaller and smaller, because he suddenly realized that the boiled cabbage was much more complicated than he imagined, and it was impossible for Dongfang Bubai to make it.Sure enough, Dongfang Bubai's complexion turned even darker after both father and son flattered him in the wrong place.

Ying Ze'an and Ying Siyuan quickly lowered their heads and stuffed the rice into their mouths.The two looked at each other out of the corner of their eyes, then blinked and communicated, what should they do next!Who knows which dish on this table is made by Dongfang Bubai!If the flattery is wrong again, Dongfang Bubai will probably become angry from embarrassment!Ying Ze'an glared at Ying Siyuan, father's good son, the legendary close-fitting little padded jacket, don't carelessly play your due role!Ying Siyuan looked up at Dongfang Bubai again, smiled, scanned the dishes on the table, suddenly pointed to the "Feng Qiuhuang" in the middle of the table, and said, "Wow, Master Beauty, This dish is so beautiful! The chef’s knife skills must be superb, I don’t know where you bought this dish?”

Awesome, Ying Ze'an secretly gave Ying Siyuan a thumbs up, this move to change the subject is really beautiful!

"I carved that." Dongfang Bubai said flatly.A phoenix was carved out of carrots, with a carrot on each body, and several carrots on the gorgeous tail, and the two phoenixes filled the entire plate.This is no longer a dish, it is an eye-opening work of art.The texture of the feathers, the agility of the eyes, the more you look at it, the more people feel that these two phoenixes are about to fly.Around the phoenix, a series of vegetables such as white radish, onion, cucumber, and eggplant are used to carve out the appearance of hundreds of flowers, which are arranged in a messy but unique circle.Ying Ze'an and Ying Siyuan were amazed, they were not willing to destroy the integrity of the phoenix, and each put a flower in their mouth... Cough cough, this is really not for people to eat, the two of them wanted to vomit but did not dare to vomit, so they had to Puffed cheeks.

"I forgot to mention, because I'm afraid that the dish will be ruined once it's cooked, so the whole plate is raw." Dongfang Bubai said calmly.He is very self-aware of his cooking skills, so this dish is only used to support the scene.

Ying Ze'an managed to swallow the piece of raw red pepper, quickly poured himself a glass of water, and drank several sips, then he said to Dongfang Bubai with a bitter face: "This dish is very expensive. The appearance is still very good. In any case, your knife skills are worthy of recognition. I am very grateful that you specially cook for me, well, let’s have a good meal.” It turns out that there is only one raw dish on the whole table. What you do, everything else is bought.That being the case, who can tell me why the kitchen is so messy!

"I don't dare to talk about the knife skills. I carved these with embroidery needles." Dongfang Bubai explained, and then he suddenly said embarrassedly, "Actually, it's nothing. I just saw that you usually work hard, so today I just want to give it a try. Although I have failed many times, there is still one dish that is edible...it is simpler, so don’t hold it against you.”

Dongfang Bubai got up and went to the kitchen.Ying Siyuan quickly spit out the raw onion flower in his mouth, what kind of smell is this!If the cooked onion is not handled well, the taste will be very strong, let alone it is still raw.Ying Siyuan said to his father with a bitter face: "When I was studying in the kindergarten, Yang Guang told me that if his parents quarreled, his mother would lock herself at home, and then close all the corners of the house. Basically, the place where his father secretly put money from his house will be found out during the cleaning process, and his mother will confiscate the money. After doing this several times, his father who was economically sanctioned He never dared to quarrel with his mother again. Well, if every time you quarreled with the beautiful master, he would go to the kitchen to prepare dark dishes... Dad, let's not make the beautiful master angry again, okay?"

"It's not all because of you this time! Otherwise, how could I have quarreled with your master when I was doing well before?" Ying Ze'an unceremoniously tapped Ying Siyuan's forehead.Siyuan hugged his forehead and said aggrievedly: "But, I don't think there is anything wrong with me going to the casino... I didn't kill anyone, and I didn't set fire to it. All the income is legal! Dad, kid There are also human rights, and you can no longer act arbitrarily. Although there is no law on the protection of minors, I have the support of Master!"

"Don't be complacent. Your master is not my wife. If you get married, your husband will understand. Of course my wife will listen to me in the future!"

"Father, don't be too complacent! Don't force me to say 'husband dies from son'!" Ying Siyuan yelled.

"You little heartless! Anyway, later, no matter what dish your master brings to you, you must eat it!"

"Father, you should be the one to eat. I'm already full! If your stomach is too bloated, you won't grow taller in the future!"

"You eat three quarters, I eat one quarter, that's it!" Ying Ze'an showed his paternal dignity.

"No, those who can do more work. I'm just a useless child. You should eat four-fifths, and I'll eat a little bit!"

When Dongfang Bubai pushed open the door from the outside, the father and son stopped arguing immediately. The two brothers put their arms around each other and smiled silly at Dongfang Bubai.Dongfang Bubai put a plate of eight boiled eggs on the table and said, "What are you arguing about? Don't worry, everyone has a share. Eight eggs are enough for you to eat." Ying Ze'an and Ying Si Seeing the situation, he let out a sigh of relief.Boiled eggs in clear water are hard to eat, right?Facts have proved that it is really unpalatable, but there is a little flaw. I don't know how Dongfang Bubai handles it. The eggshell is extremely difficult to peel, and every time a piece is peeled off, a large piece of egg white will come out.

In any case, everyone had a very happy meal.After eating, Ying Ze'an helped Siyuan rub his stomach to digest, while Dongfang Bubai took another book and slowly read it.It was only when Siyuan felt his stomach was less distended that Ying Ze'an noticed that the book Dongfang Bubai was reading seemed to be a cookbook.Ying Ze'an got up and walked towards Dongfang Bubai, and took the book out of his hand.When Dongfang Bubai looked at him in surprise, Ying Ze'an felt moved and said: "I will cook for you for a lifetime, you really don't need to force yourself to learn these things." Seeing Dongfang Bubai seemed to want to say What, Ying Ze'an quickly added: "It's like, I don't need to force myself to learn how to pinch a needle and thread, because I know you will prepare it for me."

Dongfang Bubai blinked his eyes. Most of the time, he is a sharp-edged person, but at this moment, he has a little bit of natural dullness in this appearance.Ying Ze'an took his hand and said with a smile, "I can't wait."

"What?" Dongfang Bubai blinked again, his eyelashes flapped slightly, casting a shadow.

The atmosphere was just right, but Xiao Siyuan suddenly jumped up from the bed like a carp, and said, "I'm going to play with Chen Lin, goodbye dad, goodbye beauty master!" So, all the charming atmosphere was immediately destroyed. It's clean, you brat!

Ying Ze'an gave his child the middle finger in his heart, but on the surface he touched his nose and said, "When shall we return to Heimuya?" It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, Siyuan, Siyuan, When you bring your little girlfriend to the door in the future, Dad will definitely repay you well, for example, let your little girlfriend stand in front of Dongfang Bubai to set rules or something...

"Didn't we agree that we will go back after the excitement on Blackwood Cliff is over?" Dongfang Bubai said with a smile.

"That is to say, at least it will have to wait until next month." Ying Ze'an was thoughtful, seeing that Dongfang Bubai's wedding dress was almost embroidered, he had to find a way to get married .Ying Ze'an already had his wife, son, car, house, banknotes, and the legendary five sons who were admitted to the imperial examination, or would soon have one. He suddenly felt a great sense of satisfaction in his heart.

In the next few days, Ying Ze'an started to leave early and return late.Dongfang Bubai only thought that he was going to do some "market research". The big rabbit and the little rabbit always had a lot of weird words in their mouths. Although Dongfang Bubai didn't quite understand them, he was willing to give them enough freedom and space.Besides, Dongfang Bubai himself has a lot of work to do. He has thoroughly cleaned up the personnel deployment of the Sun Moon God Sect in the south of the Yangtze River, and now he needs to put the right people in the right positions.

On this day, Chen Lin specially got some wild game to honor the Eastern leader. Except for half a wild boar, the rest were some small prey, such as pheasants and so on.Siyuan, who had been following him all this time, naturally helped him take some of it.Dongfang Bubai looked at the dead rabbit in Siyuan's hand in a daze.Siyuan didn't notice it, raised his hand, and said happily: "Master, let's skin the rabbit and stew it, Chen Lin said it was delicious!"

After Ying Ze'an came back, he looked at the game in the yard and was very happy. He patted Chen Lin on the shoulder and said, "I'm still thinking about what dishes to serve to the guests tomorrow! Chen Lin, you are too kind! Hey, Siyuan, the rabbit in your hand is fat enough, and the rabbit meat needs to be stir-fried to taste! I still have some chaotian peppers, which are much hotter than the original peppers here, so I can use them."

Chen Lin moved his shoulders out of Ying Ze'an's hands calmly, not because Ying Ze'an was too strong and hurt him, but because the leader's expression seemed wrong.Fortunately, Dongfang Bubai quickly cleared up the expression on his face. He frowned and asked Ying Ze'an: "Entering guests? Why didn't I know that you have acquaintances in Jiangnan?" Don't the two rabbits be rabbits? Is it a relative, or does it mean that after becoming a master, they no longer classify rabbits as the same species as themselves?Or, could it be that I made a mistake in the first place?Naturally, Dongfang Bubai would not say this out loud, and only turned around in his heart.

"Tomorrow is a good day, April 23rd. According to the calendar, it is suitable for offering sacrifices, praying for blessings, praying for heirs, breaking ground, and traveling... the most suitable day for marriage." Ying Ze'an smiled and winked at Dongfang Bubai .This sentence was spoken without beginning and end, and it didn't sound like he was answering the previous question of the leader, but Chen Lin looked at this and then at that, and always felt that Mr. Ying had already answered the leader's question again.Forget it, what are you thinking about so much, let's just honestly make our own scenery boards.

Siyuan tilted his head for a moment in foolish joy, obviously realizing something.He put the rabbit in his hand on the ground, pushed Chen Lin out of the yard, and whispered to him: "Don't worry, although it seems that my father and master will not invite you, I will bring you candy. And , if I can grab the bouquet, I will also give it to you, you are so old, I am really anxious for you!" This child obviously always imagined the wedding scene as a modern western style up.

Chen Lin didn't understand the meaning of Siyuan's words, he only understood one of them.Hey, what do you mean you are so old, I am not yet a weak crown!You brat, you want to accrue virtue!

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The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Tong Le: I am Guan Sandai (the grandson of Tong Baixiong)!

Chen Lin: Readers said let me and Siyuan CP.

Tong Le: I'm cute, cute and easy to push down!

Chen Lin: Readers said let me and Siyuan CP.

Tong Le: When we grow up, you will be old!

Chen Lin: There is no way, the reader said that Siyuan and I should be in CP.

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Tong Le: Don’t you all remember the joy of waiting for a bamboo horse bamboo horse by the Daming Lake (on the Blackwood Cliff)?

Father Rabbit: All those who disturb my son are bad people, close the door and let the East go!

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When I saw a photo today, someone said, this is what the oriental leader in my mind should look like!I don't comment on the photo, but one comment really shines, saying yes: This is typical, taller than girls, whiter than girls, prettier than girls, and grabs boyfriends with girls.