[One of the jokes told to the system: "Untitled"]

"Please don't tell more people about the imaginary destruction of the world."

When Ubuyashiki Zhenxiang made such a request, Osamu Dazai, who was as smart as Dazai, immediately noticed the problem.

The leader of the Ghost Killing Squad is, in a way, the leader who protects human beings. Faced with an imminent danger, such a person immediately wants to block the news instead of thinking about a solution.

If it's about escapism or pessimism, the identity of Zhenxiang is also unreasonable.As the protagonist, once some thoughts appear, it means that he is unqualified.

Therefore, Zhenxiang is probably not as good as everyone thinks, and there must be bad selfishness.

Osamu Dazai does not intend to share his discoveries. After all, what does the safety of human beings or the world have to do with him?He just wanted to die cleanly.

For him, it doesn't matter if he stays with Mr. Mori, and it doesn't matter if he stays in the Ghost Killing Squad, as long as he doesn't get in the way.

Such hopes were quickly thwarted. After entering the water for the third time and being rescued by Butterfly Ninja, Dazai couldn't help but sigh: "Don't save me again, right? Can't you see that, I'm not the impulsive type. It's not worth saving."

Die Die reluctantly asked him, "What's the reason?"

Although this question is a bit unclear, smart people understand it in an instant.

Osamu Dazai smiled lightly: "It's because I have seen through the despair of this world, and it is easier to go to the end of death, so I said don't save me."

Butterfly frowned: "Just because there are ghosts, the world is in despair?"

"Ah, can you only see the despair brought by ghosts? In a way, ignorance is a blessing... Please don't get me wrong, I'm not sarcastic. How can I bear to satirize the beautiful and lovely Miss Butterfly?"

"Don't think that you can get some forgiveness if you suddenly compliment me at this time."

Butterfly Shinobu's face turned black because of the low air pressure, and she began to squeeze her fists.

"It's not a compliment...but it's better for Ms. Butterfly to keep ignorance." Osamu Dazai smiled frivolously, tilted his head, and acted maliciously, "This is the first priority of human survival."

Butterfly glared at him forbearance: "You can say it if you want, or you will eat my fist. Although I don't have much strength, it's more than enough to beat you up and cry."

"Don't, I'm very afraid of pain." Osamu Dazai waved his hand to show weakness, "Actually, I really don't want to say something that sounds like a second grader, but... the world is about to be destroyed."

"what?"

"Can't you see it? That's right, Miss Butterfly doesn't have the ability to eliminate abnormalities. I'm probably the only one who can clearly see the true color of the sky. If you want to see the evidence, hold my hand."

Butterfly couldn't help being suspicious.What does it mean?Taking advantage of the opportunity?

But I have to admit that Osamu Dazai is a bastard who is very popular with women, and there is no need to bother with such a design if he wants to take advantage of it.

At this time, it is too bad to be suspicious of others.And it's just holding hands...

Butterfly Ninja stretched out his hand and held the black-haired boy in bandages.

For a moment, she felt that this action was as if she had successfully saved Osamu Dazai.She grabbed the boy who was too lonely, and wanted to bring him out of the dark abyss.

However, this kind of arrogance is only for a moment, and the heavy hammer of reality is enough to knock people to pieces in the next moment.

"Hahahaha-!"

Butterfly couldn't help but burst out laughing, she pushed Dazai away and fell to the ground.

She saw it.

what?In this world, one glance is enough.Desperate to the point of struggling and trying to save me, I have no strength left.

Then, let's destroy together...

[System: What did Butterfly Shinobu see, tell me! 】

[Zhenxiang: Maybe I saw my strength, you know, under the erosion of my strength, the whole sky is very broken. 】

[System: Then what?What happened after Butterfly Shinobu saw it? 】

[Zhenxiang: Then there is no after, I just made up a joke, what kind of follow-up plot do you want. 】

[System: Nonsense!If you make up a joke, make it up well, and don't fool anyone! 】

[Zhenxiang: Hey, why are you so impatient?In my opinion, the joke that ended abruptly is also a joke, you still want to accuse me of not teaching martial arts? 】

[System: Of course I want to - wait, what does this have to do with martial arts? 】

[Zhenxiang: Tsk, the system can't always get the meme, it's boring. 】

[System: Then what are you talking about? 】

[Zhenxiang: In order to survive, people sacrifice their lives... Ah, I said another stalk that you can't get. 】

[System: No, I think I can still understand this... Don't change the subject! 】

[Zhenxiang: Shocked!You can actually find me changing the subject!Cough, then, of course, all the swordsmen including Butterfly Shinobi died, and only Osamu Dazai survived.After all, Dazai Osamu's face can live a long life. 】

【system:……】

【Zhenxiang: What's wrong? 】

[System: Pretty good, I like this joke. 】

-

[The second paragraph to the system: "Gain and Loss"]

Human beings always gain something and lose something.

Save money in one place and waste it in another.

Therefore, it is probably the same reason that rescued Tomioka Giyuu who was in distress, but caused the death of Purgatory Kyojuro.

Sato's impression of Yan Zhu is actually not deep, after all, the two rarely cooperate to kill ghosts together, and most of them meet at the Zhuhe meeting.

Despite this, Purgatory Kyojuro still takes good care of Sato.

"Hmm, I heard! Sato has also been saving lives with great vigor recently! Well done! This cheers me up too!"

Every time he said that, Sarabbit's shoulder would receive a powerful slap.

Although it is a bit painful, it does have the effect of invigorating, and I feel that the fatigue has melted away.

Therefore, Kyojuro died, and Sato felt very sad.

However, it was Yoshiyuki Tomioka who caused Satu the most headache-that guy was completely devastated.

Even if you keep slapping Yoshiyuki Tomioka on the mouth and shouting: "If you don't cheer up again! I will never forgive you!" It doesn't do anything.

Rather, Tomioka Yoshiyuki became even more depressed after seeing Satoka: "I'm just a waste of time, right? It's really not worthy of forgiveness."

Then Yoshiyuki Tomioka asked himself to quit the team and disappeared.

It was half a year after Sato saw Yoshiyuki Tomioka again, and Yoshiyuki Tomioka at that time had become a ghost of winding.

Human beings always gain something and lose something.Sometimes what is gained and what is lost are the same thing.

Important friends are gained and important friends are lost.

After all, he is also a disciple of Teacher Rinaki, so he can't hold back at all.When Sabito swung his sword, he couldn't help thinking so.

[System: Is Tomioka Yoshiyuki the kind of person who would give up on himself and become a ghost? 】

【Zhenxiang: Of course not. 】

[System: Then why make up this joke? 】

[Zhen Xiang: Isn't it common sense that characters who make up jokes will be OOC? 】

[System: What kind of common sense is this?Make up for my tears! 】

-

[Third part of the story told to the system: "The Lord as Warm as the Sun"]

Kakino Kurosawa sat in the shadow of the ruins, staring at the rising sun.

Originally, any member of the Ghost Killing Squad would rejoice at the arrival of the sun, which meant the retreat of ghosts and the safety of human beings.

But now, Kakino Kuangjin seemed to be stung by the sun's eyes, subconsciously curled up his body and shrank deeper into the shadows, avoiding turning his head, refusing to see anything warm again.

From dark to dawn, only one thing actually happened, that is, Ubuyashiki Zhenxiang betrayed the Demon Slayer Squad.

Oni Wu Tsuji suddenly appeared, Ubuyashiki Zhenxiang turned into a ghost on the spot, devouring the swordsmen whom he affectionately called "children", and none of the Zhuhe swordsmen who participated in the Zhuhe meeting survived.

The only survivor was the unremarkable Lamenxia Kakino Kuangjin. He was pushed into a corner of the ruins, pretending to be part of the ruins, and there were corpses covering him outside.

This life is saved by everyone's desperate efforts, and it is the only fire that can bring the truth out.

No, how can you say it is Tinder optimistically?

It's clearly a lost dog.

The boy who loves melon laughter will never laugh again, and the sun will become his nightmare, his weapon, his scar, and his crutch all his life.

He stood up with the help of his disabled leg, and finally slowly left the shadow of the ruins and walked into the warm sun.

The warm heat can no longer touch the heart frozen with hatred, but it doesn't matter, he is such a lucky person, he escaped from death once, so he will definitely not be burned by the sun again.

A torch was thrown from the uninjured hand, and the whole ruins were set ablaze.

This fire not only wiped away those fantastic and beautiful yesterdays, but also completely wiped out a happy young man, and all the enthusiasm and hope in that young man's heart.

Passers-by saw the tears on Ke Ye Kuangjin's face, and asked cautiously, "Young man, what's the matter?"

Kakino Kuangjin replied in a hoarse voice: "Haha, I really cried when I stared at the sun directly. I felt like my eyes were burning and blind. I did such a stupid thing. Fortunately, I have woken up now."

Seems like a joke.But there was clearly no smile on his face.

Katsuno Kusanagi actually tried his best to laugh, but his dry smile may be more pitiful than crying.

Passers-by were very sympathetic, and stuffed the sweet biscuits they just bought into the hands of Kuano Kuangjin: "Take it, I treat you to eat, don't just look at the sun next time. Hey, wait, your legs ?”

"It's an old injury, it doesn't matter. It reminds me of pain all the time, so I can keep going."

What a weird theory.

[Zhen Xiang: Let me tell you about the starting point of this joke, that is, I really hate Kuang Jin's melon laugh!So I want to make up a joke that he can no longer laugh, so cool! 】

[System: What a hatred! 】

-

"Vortex" Cafe.

Zhenxiang held a cup of hot milk and muttered: "Recently, I'm thinking about those jokes I made up before."

The system sitting opposite her raised her eyes: "Then?"

"Then I found out... how could I be so dark at that time!" Zhenxiang pushed away the milk, covered her face with her hands in dismay, and lowered her head on the table, "It's a total collection of negative energy! It's too bad!"

The system curled its lips in disdain: "I just realized that, you are so slow, you finally have a little self-knowledge."

Zhenxiang looked up and slapped the table with a "slap": "System, I found that you like me more and more! Are you going to rebel? Don't forget that I pinched your current body, this is the grace of regeneration! "

"Cut—" the system snorted, "How could I forget? I am still being considered the daughter of you and Chuya Zhongyuan every day!"

"That's reasonable too, isn't it? Zhong is also my husband, I am the one who created your body, and Zhong is your father!"

"fart!"

"You swear!"

"You are shameless!"

Seeing that the two of them were about to escalate from a quarrel to a fight, the clerk of the coffee shop had already looked over with a very bad look.At this time, Zhenxiang suddenly changed her face.

She looked at the system sadly, almost crying, her lips trembling slightly.

"I understand that you have your own business in this world, you have a good life, you have new friends and followers to support you, you don't need my old acquaintance. But you find me now, hold me to pinch you Responsibility for face, you have no respect for me at all, you don't treat me as a friend, and you don't even want to admit my kindness to you. System, system, what did I do wrong to make you disrespect me so much?"

The system froze, and she hesitated: "Zhenxiang? Actually, that's not what I mean, I just think that you deliberately downgraded me to make me look like you and Zhong Yuanzhong, and I'm still a child... But I I know! You couldn't make an adult figure because of insufficient materials, and you also thought of many ways..."

"Uh." Zhong Yuan's awkward voice came out, "Is it not the right time for me?"

Zhenxiang put on a smiling face in an instant: "That's not true, whenever you come here is the right time, Anada~"

She stood up, leaned in front of Nakahara Chuya, and kissed him like no one else was there.

Zhongyuan Zhongye's face turned red, he muttered, his voice was as soft as a mosquito flying: "Hey, hey, calm down, this is outside."

"What does it matter? Everyone in the coffee shop is used to it." Zhenxiang smiled and blew into Zhongye's ear, "And last night's Zhongye was..."

Zhong Ye suddenly took out a bag and threw it on the table, and fled in embarrassment.Zhenxiang covered her mouth with her hand, but couldn't control her laughter.

The system lowered its eyes, staring at the bag obsessively.

"This is... the material! It's great! I can finally get rid of the child's figure! Zhenxiang, upgrade my body!"

Zhenxiang, who was originally full of aftertaste, suddenly collapsed and complained: "What, this is too fast, and it's really annoying that Zhongye is so reliable in a place like this, so I can't continue to let people Have people misunderstood the system as my daughter?"

"You said it, bastard Zhenxiang!"

"Ah, yes, and then, so you still want me to apologize, you stupid system who can't understand my jokes! You laughed happily when you succeeded in deceiving people at the beginning! Shall I take out the video to help you recall it?" !"

After that, the two of them probably finally got into a fight, right?

In short, the hot milk that Zhenxiang ordered in the coffee shop was completely ignored, and she was very wronged.

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