Kneel down!call mom!

Yasha felt that this was not good, he was a big monster who did all kinds of evil, and it would be too embarrassing to show his timidity in front of a weak human girl.

But when he saw the severed strand of hair, his heart skipped a beat, and for the first time Yaosheng had the idea of ​​running away.

Thinking of this, his body followed suit. Yasha turned around and wanted to leave this place of right and wrong, and decided to walk around this city even if he passed by in the future.

A hundred cans of canned oranges bet that he must have been cursed, otherwise how could such an unreasonable situation arise, wait, how could the term canned oranges come to his mind?

Tang Yuanyuan saw that her son saw her as if she had seen a ghost, and she didn't take the can in his hand, and put it aside, she quickly got out of the favored son.

"Little...Yasha, don't run away!!" Originally, she wanted to call Xiaocha directly, but Tang Yuanyuan felt that it was not good when the words came to her mouth, so she just called her name directly.

Yasha, who was called by her, paused in his footsteps, but immediately moved again. He almost stopped just now.

It will shake a human woman's words, and if those enemies hear it, they will be ridiculed to death.

Seeing that with the speed of a big monster, Yasha could jump out of her sight in a few seconds, Tang Yuanyuan had no choice but to use her own trick.

"Yasha! I'll count to three, don't you try again!"

This is the top three trump card in her control of children. When Tang Yuanyuan yelled this sentence before she missed the shikigami, she stopped panicking.

As she expected, Yasha's whole body stiffened as soon as these words hit Yasha's ears. He was sure of the existence of the spell in his heart, and his teeth were itchy with hatred, but he couldn't move a single step.

"You think that my uncle will be restrained by mere spells, don't even think about it!" Yasha laughed ferociously, it was the kind of bloody laughter, combined with the blood on the corner of his clothes, he looked extremely frightening.

It's a pity that Tang Yuanyuan, who had been the baby's grandmother for decades before, was fearless, and the only thought about what he did was-how many days has her Xiaocha not bathed?

Otherwise, why would it smell like blood!Has the good habit of loving cleanliness that she spent a lot of time cultivating in the past been obliterated like this!

Heartbroken Tang Yuanyuan secretly wiped away her bitter tears, and then counted.

"Do you really think that my uncle will listen to you?" Yesha still has the heart to fight against Tang Yuanyuan at this moment, "Have the courage to fight this uncle with dignity!"

"Three." Without patience, Tang Yuanyuan made a blank number and read three directly.

"..."

In the blink of an eye, she looked at Yaksha, whose entire monster had instantly shifted to her, smiling kindly.

The bleak autumn wind rolled up a few fallen leaves, which also represented Yasha's cool heart.

"That's good." Tang Yuanyuan, who was not up to the standard height, couldn't touch Yasha's head, so she could only pat his arm to show her encouragement.

But Yasha didn't want this kind of encouragement, and his bun face was almost pissed off.

"Fuck! Isn't there another number!"

【...So he is angry about this? ] Mr. System, who was observing secretly, couldn't restrain himself from wanting to complain.

"Otherwise? Why can he be angry?" Tang Yuanyuan asked back.

[How about the dignity of the great Yaksha monster!Shouldn't you be reasonable and move him emotionally to influence him to sign a contract with you? 】

Tang Yuanyuan had her own short and concise answer to the system naive Mary Su's brain circuit: "Oh."

Seeing Tang Yuanyuan confronting him (?) and still daring to be distracted, Yasha was a little furious. He is a majestic monster, and it’s fine if he falls into the hands of a human woman. Even if this woman doesn’t take him seriously, no one can bear it. No way.

The inexplicable power that suppressed his shot was gradually weakened by the impact of anger. Yasha felt that he could already hold his trident tightly. He decided to let the weak existence in front of him experience the panic of death.

But no matter how good the idea was in his mind, it was very difficult to implement it. In the next second, Yasha's hand holding the trident was covered by a soft and boneless hand, successfully preventing all his subsequent strategies.

The tense nerves in Yasha's whole body suddenly relaxed, and a sense of peace of mind came to him inexplicably. The world is home, and he has such a bad temper that he has no friends. He has never felt this kind of feeling.

"Good boy, come on, bow your head." Tang Yuanyuan ignored the bloody smell on Yasha's body, her face was her usual smile coaxing children, making Yasha feel as if he was soaked in a puddle of warm water, and his body followed her words. .

His head was rubbed for a long time, and Yasha didn't realize what happened until Tang Yuanyuan withdrew her hand.

"...Cut!" He turned his head away unwillingly, but the roots of his ears were already flushed, and his long maroon hair, which was usually flamboyant, gave people the illusion of a good boy at this moment.

The more Tang Yuanyuan watched, the more she felt that her child was cute, so she rubbed his face again. The long-lost touch made her sigh again for the delicate skin texture of monsters without maintenance.

Now is a good time to sign the contract, Tang Yuanyuan is a happy yuppie when she thinks that her child will soon recover her memory.

"System, you can sign the contract."

【...Well, I forgot to tell you one thing. 】

"what?"

【According to the Yinyangliao Minor Protection Agreement, you cannot sign a contract with Shikigami before your physical age is reached...】

"...MMP"

Tang Yuanyuan's whole body is not well, and she can take away the cubs in two years at the most, but now she has to stay in Ping'an Beijing for a few more years.

How can the system not understand the principle that time is money?Although she is physically a minor, her soul is mature enough to enter a nursing home.

But the things decided by the main system can't be changed. Tang Yuanyuan can be sure that if the Lord Fujiwara hadn't offered her up this time, she would definitely be restricted by the system until she was an adult to go out.

Her attention returned to Yasha's body, and then she was suffocated by the bloody smell on his body.

This is the rhythm of killing many people, including her family's retainers.

Tang Yuanyuan's mother has been very Buddhist for so many years, her own cubs are not good people, as long as they don't kill people in front of her, she can ignore them.

"Yasha...can I call you that?" Tang Yuanyuan slowly straightened her shaved hair, thinking about how to pack Yasha, who had no memory, with her.

With such a strong eldest son, who wouldn't want to keep it in his pocket?

Tang Yuanyuan didn't forget her soft and easy-to-shrink physique after time travel, and she wanted to hang out in Ping An Beijing alone... it's more realistic to dream.

"Call it whatever you want." Yasha's attitude was perfunctory. He looked at the route where the servants left just now, and asked Tang Yuanyuan, "Hey, woman, is your city in that direction?"

"Well, do you want to send me home?" Tang Yuanyuan guessed Yasha's purpose almost instantly.

Yasha rubbed his temples, he actually wanted to kill the person and let it go, not because he couldn't move his hands.

His tone was particularly impatient because of his irritability.

"Why don't you take your oil bottle with you if you don't send it home? My uncle doesn't have such leisure time."

Tang Yuanyuan felt that this was a very good opportunity to act, and she couldn't be ashamed of the acting college diploma she bought. For a moment, she felt like Lin Daiyu possessed her body, tears fell down without money, and she said a very hypocritical line by the way.

"You murdered me!"

A strong sense of disobedience hit Yasha's heart.

After Tang Yuanyuan said that, she turned her head and climbed into the sedan chair. Just when Yasha thought she was going to compromise her fate of being sent home, she came out again, holding a stick with many chicken feathers in her hand.

At this time, Yasha didn't know that the stick with chicken feathers had its own name - feather duster.

After seeing the feather duster, a cold chill spread from Yasha's tailbone, and the whole monster shook uncontrollably into a sieve.

"You actually murdered me, blah blah!"

Tang Yuanyuan was crying on the surface, but she started her performance with a smile on her heart: "Hit you."

It's just an ordinary stick without spiritual power, Yasha said, he's not at all... well, he's afraid.

Yasha was obedient like a firefly before the feather duster officially came into intimate contact with him.

"My uncle was wrong! Put that thing down!!!"

Tang Yuanyuan was finally satisfied, and she suddenly smiled. She casually threw the feather duster aside, and the system would be responsible for taking it back into the space.

Yasha still had naive fantasies at this time, the girl of the nobleman must follow him on a whim, and she will definitely cry and go home after sleeping outside for a few days.

It was just a great challenge for Yasha to endure Miss Jiao's temper. He couldn't do anything to Tang Yuanyuan, but then the village under Fujiwara's territory was enough for him to make a fuss and calm down.

Tang Yuanyuan could basically guess what Yasha was thinking, but she didn't say anything, and dragged his clothes away slowly. Yasha, who had never experienced this kind of speed, couldn't stand it after a while.

"Hurry up, my uncle!"

Yasha estimated his next destination, which was still dozens of miles away, and he could not reach the place that he would be able to reach in a short while, but Tang Yuanyuan dragged him down for three days.

Tang Yuanyuan blinked innocently, and replied confidently: "But my feet hurt and I can't walk."

Watched by her pair of soft almond eyes, it is reasonable to say that men will have some protective desires in their hearts, not to mention holding her and walking, and they will always slow down.

However, this law does not apply to Yasha. He has an expression of "you're kidding me" on his face, and even speeds up his walking pace, causing Tang Yuanyuan, who is in the form of a short-legged loli, to stagger and almost fall into the mud.

Yasha was a little complacent when he first did this, but Tang Yuanyuan didn't respond at all after a minute, which made him feel a little flustered.

He himself didn't realize where his understanding of Tang Yuanyuan's subconscious personality came from, but he just felt something was wrong.

Yasha stopped and turned his neck stiffly.

The feather duster that had been thrown in the distance returned to the girl's hands at some point, but Tang Yuanyuan held the end with the chicken feathers wrapped around it. Yasha's skillful posture made Yasha subconsciously cover her butt with one hand.

"You..." Don't come here! ! !