Kneel down!call mom!
Chapter 17
In the dream, Tang Yuanyuan carried out the important matter of sucking cubs to the end, holding her cute little Bao'er and sucking hard.
Although I feel that my little Baoer is not as active as before, but she has been prevaricated by her own reasons of dreams.
A mother would never mistake her own cub, and this principle also applies to Tang Yuanyuan. She was sure when she held the baby version of Yamata no Orochi and weighed the heavy weight.
The weight alone was fed by her almost ten catties more than the usual child, looking at that round little face, I don't know how much I like people.
"Hey, little Bao'er is so cute~" Tang Yuanyuan poked his face, but unfortunately Zai Zai didn't smile, otherwise she would have poked a super-feeling dimple.
The larval Yamata no Orochi nestled in Tang Yuanyuan's arms, quietly listening to Tang Yuanyuan describe his loveless aura as cute.
"..." So, do gods also have such nightmares?
Yamata no Orochi, who had never had any other dreams except foresighted dreams, was a little puzzled, and then understood.
What did he think it was? It turned out to be a precognitive dream... Wait, a precognitive dream!
Are you dreaming about something that happened in the past or is about to happen in the future?Excluding the past, Yamata no Orochi couldn't help but focus on the future.
So, in the near future, he, a god, will be pinched in the arms of an ordinary human being?
No matter how easy-going his personality is, Yamata no Orochi, whose greatest joy in life is just observing humans, doesn't want to accept this reality.
Especially after listening to what the human being holding him said next second.
"Little Baoer, [Grandma] has a beautiful little rubber band here, shall we braid it?"
Tang Yuanyuan couldn't put it down touching the soft and shiny long hair of the juvenile Yamata no Orochi. In the drawer in the house, she found a comb set for the girls to comb their hair. One of the small black combs engraved with snake scales was Xiao Baoer. exclusive.
That's right, after Ibaraki's failure, Yamata Orochi is the only shikigami who was successfully raised by her as a daughter (Tamazamae, who likes to wear small skirts since she was a child, is not counted).
"???" Yamata no Orochi felt that he had heard some terrible term. Just now, this human being was going to give him... braids?
"[Grandma] There are so many beautiful rubber bands here~" Tang Yuanyuan stretched out her hand, and in her palm was a bunch of fancy rainbow hair ties, and then picked out a pair of super cute pink hair ties, with a few cute hair ties hanging on them. plastic hearts.
"Little Baoer, look at these two are super cute, let's not tell the sisters, let's use them for you~" Hey, the girl I want to give is not around.
Yamata no Orochi (indifferent.jpg): Not good.
Although he refused in his heart, he nodded his body involuntarily, and suddenly there was a thought in his heart that he could do whatever he wanted as long as he made the person in front of him happy.
Feeling that his long hair was combed skillfully, and he was already parting the two ponytails of hair, Yamata no Orochi felt a little bad.
It would be nice to see other gods and monsters being tormented by Yamata no Orochi like this, but it would not be so wonderful to replace him.
He likes to watch plays, but he doesn't like to be seen as a play.
It may be that the crisis of the pink headband almost being put on the head was too terrifying, Yamata no Orochi finally overcame the instinct of not wanting to move, and jumped off Tang Yuanyuan's lap with a displacement.
Only Tang Yuanyuan was left looking at the hair rope that was not tied to the cub's head.
[Why is such a big baby in my arms gone? 】
With a strong reflex arc, she raised her eyes only to see the juvenile version of Yamata no Orochi standing not far from her, looking at her with a gaze that could be regarded as scrutiny.
This time, no matter how stupid Tang Yuanyuan was, she still noticed something was wrong.
"Little Baoer... That's right, this feeling is Little Baoer." She felt it again with a woman's intuition, and reconfirmed that there was no problem with the identity of her son.
Then there are other possibilities... Tang Yuanyuan's brain circuit flashed, and she finally touched the correct answer to the question.
The moment she found the correct answer, the dream changed accordingly. The next second, the little doll in front of her eyes was covered by a burst of white mist, and when she reappeared, the little pink and jade-carved child had completely turned into a complete Baqi. big snake.
He was adorned in a gorgeous costume, and the black lines on his face made him look a little weird. His feminine face was highlighted by his makeup, and he held a mask of unknown material in his hand.
"Human, was it fun just now?" Yamata no Orochi looked down at Tang Yuanyuan, the smile on his face was not malicious at all, but the feeling of the person being watched was definitely not good.
Even though he was treated like a cub just now, Yamata no Orochi could not develop negative feelings towards Tang Yuanyuan.
I even want to spend more time with this human being in my heart.
I want to see if she will be as calm as before after seeing her true appearance.
It's okay for Yamata no Orochi to treat ordinary humans like this, but now he's facing Tang Yuanyuan, a grandmother who raised him from running around with bare buttocks in a bellyband to adulthood.
Grandma always looks more and more pleasing to the eyes when looking at the cub, and she knows that her cub is in a state of amnesia, so she pays more attention to the physical condition of Yamata no Orochi.
This is incredible, the chin is obviously much sharper than when he was at home, and even the whole person seems to have lost a lot of weight.
This time, I really didn't see Yasha's grandma's thoughts at that time making troubles. It was really that Yamata no Orochi was too thin.
They are almost the same as the adult snakes in other people's houses. When Tang Yuanyuan was breastfeeding the baby, she piled up all kinds of nutrition on the baby, just to make his body look less fragile, and spent a lot of money to pile them up. A little meat, so that even though Yamata no Orochi was thin compared to normal men, it seems to be much better now, but now it is reborn...
Once back to before liberation.
Tang Yuanyuan's face was full of despair, but Yamata no Orochi thought it was a fear of his existence. Just as she was about to say something to scare this bold human being, she heard her speak:
"Little Baoer! Why are you so thin, my God."
She wiped her tears as she spoke, her heart almost breaking.
Infected by her sadness, Yamata no Orochi looked down at his body, and wondered if there was something wrong with his transformation, and he was so thin that it scared people to cry.
However, no matter how he checked, his current image was normal.
This is Tang Yuanyuan's dream, so it is relatively easy for her to find anything. As long as she thinks about it, things will appear where she thinks they will appear.
So much so that she opened the drawer and found the electronic scale, then put it on the ground and let Yamata no Orochi stand on it to have a look.
In line with the idea of waiting for action, Yamata no Orochi let Tang Yuanyuan pull and stand on it, the smile on his face remained unchanged, and his voice was lazily tinged with a bit of coolness.
"Human, what do you want to do?"
Grandma didn’t have time to answer Zaizai’s question. She felt a little dizzy looking at the number of ten catties dropped on the scale. Yamata no Orochi is not easy to get fat, and she put a lot of effort into every ounce of meat. raised up.
'System, can the weight come back after taking the cub home? '
[After going back here, I will directly use Heian-kyo's body, dear~]
'Do you want to reimburse nutrition expenses? '
【I'm afraid not. 】
Tang Yuanyuan helped Yamata no Orochi's arm to stand still. Although her expression was smiling, it was uglier than crying.
Her state made Yamata no Orochi feel awkward, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you show this expression, is there something you want?"
Tang Yuanyuan nodded.
"The power of the gods is omnipotent. I can give it to you if you want it, as long as you are willing to pay a price." Yamata no Orochi tried to lure her into the abyss. This human being who made him feel very interesting would not be treated like those witches Become a monster who only knows revenge, but it should be a good choice to stay around for fun.
He raised his hand, and the power of the evil god was condensed in the palm of his hand.
"Look, you can get this power as long as you reach out."
Tang Yuanyuan was a little moved by Xiao Baoer's proposal. The melancholy on her face was swept away, and she asked expectantly, "Can I do anything?"
"Well, as long as you want." Seeing Tang Yuanyuan's surprised look, Yaqi Orochi's mood changed and he explained to her.
As long as the heart beats, it proves that the fish has been hooked.
Even in a dream, there is a price to be paid for the contract signed with the evil god.
But your grandma will always be your grandma.
"So, can I use this power to braid you?" Tang Yuanyuan raised the rubber band in her hand, her face full of eagerness to try.
Yamata no Orochi was stunned for a moment before realizing that the man in front of him hadn't given up on the devil's idea of braiding him.
"...can't" roll.
In the end, the Cthulhu of Essence didn't say any bad words out of his mouth.
"Isn't it possible to do anything?"
"except this."
"Okay, I'll change it." Tang Yuanyuan had nothing to do with her cheating son, and changed her real wish: "Then can you gain ten catties?"
What kind of devil's wishes are these!
Although Yamata no Orochi is sealed in the gap between Yin and Yang and doesn't take human life seriously in essence, it is actually a serious god and really doesn't want to realize Tang Yuanyuan's wonderful wish.
"......cannot."
"Why can't you do anything?"
Being questioned about his ability to fulfill human wishes as a god, Yamata no Orochi was not annoyed. He knelt and sat in the corridor slowly, with his hands on his knees casually, trying to give Tang Yuanyuan the powerful power: "Money, Rights, strength and longevity, most of what humans want is nothing more than these, I can give you all."
"Do you really not want this unclean power?"
What he said was very tempting. Tang Yuanyuan was not a saint either. Of course, there were things she wanted in what he said. There is no price, and a back-beating gift package is also included.
So here comes the question, what does the grandma who holds a pink heart rope in her hand want to do most?
"If shofar braids are not enough... double ponytails are always okay." Of course it is to dress up the cub.
Yamata no Orochi smiled recklessly, and told Tang Yuanyuan that she was wishful thinking with practical actions.
"It was tied for 2 minutes, and it was untied after a while."
"......no."
Tang Yuanyuan, who had already seen that his attitude was a little loose, persevered, and even sold a wave of cuteness by virtue of the cub's amnesia: "Please, okay~"
......
In the end, my mother got her wish.
Letting a human girl braid him Yamata no Orochi: Who am I?where am i
On how an evil god lost his card.
Although I feel that my little Baoer is not as active as before, but she has been prevaricated by her own reasons of dreams.
A mother would never mistake her own cub, and this principle also applies to Tang Yuanyuan. She was sure when she held the baby version of Yamata no Orochi and weighed the heavy weight.
The weight alone was fed by her almost ten catties more than the usual child, looking at that round little face, I don't know how much I like people.
"Hey, little Bao'er is so cute~" Tang Yuanyuan poked his face, but unfortunately Zai Zai didn't smile, otherwise she would have poked a super-feeling dimple.
The larval Yamata no Orochi nestled in Tang Yuanyuan's arms, quietly listening to Tang Yuanyuan describe his loveless aura as cute.
"..." So, do gods also have such nightmares?
Yamata no Orochi, who had never had any other dreams except foresighted dreams, was a little puzzled, and then understood.
What did he think it was? It turned out to be a precognitive dream... Wait, a precognitive dream!
Are you dreaming about something that happened in the past or is about to happen in the future?Excluding the past, Yamata no Orochi couldn't help but focus on the future.
So, in the near future, he, a god, will be pinched in the arms of an ordinary human being?
No matter how easy-going his personality is, Yamata no Orochi, whose greatest joy in life is just observing humans, doesn't want to accept this reality.
Especially after listening to what the human being holding him said next second.
"Little Baoer, [Grandma] has a beautiful little rubber band here, shall we braid it?"
Tang Yuanyuan couldn't put it down touching the soft and shiny long hair of the juvenile Yamata no Orochi. In the drawer in the house, she found a comb set for the girls to comb their hair. One of the small black combs engraved with snake scales was Xiao Baoer. exclusive.
That's right, after Ibaraki's failure, Yamata Orochi is the only shikigami who was successfully raised by her as a daughter (Tamazamae, who likes to wear small skirts since she was a child, is not counted).
"???" Yamata no Orochi felt that he had heard some terrible term. Just now, this human being was going to give him... braids?
"[Grandma] There are so many beautiful rubber bands here~" Tang Yuanyuan stretched out her hand, and in her palm was a bunch of fancy rainbow hair ties, and then picked out a pair of super cute pink hair ties, with a few cute hair ties hanging on them. plastic hearts.
"Little Baoer, look at these two are super cute, let's not tell the sisters, let's use them for you~" Hey, the girl I want to give is not around.
Yamata no Orochi (indifferent.jpg): Not good.
Although he refused in his heart, he nodded his body involuntarily, and suddenly there was a thought in his heart that he could do whatever he wanted as long as he made the person in front of him happy.
Feeling that his long hair was combed skillfully, and he was already parting the two ponytails of hair, Yamata no Orochi felt a little bad.
It would be nice to see other gods and monsters being tormented by Yamata no Orochi like this, but it would not be so wonderful to replace him.
He likes to watch plays, but he doesn't like to be seen as a play.
It may be that the crisis of the pink headband almost being put on the head was too terrifying, Yamata no Orochi finally overcame the instinct of not wanting to move, and jumped off Tang Yuanyuan's lap with a displacement.
Only Tang Yuanyuan was left looking at the hair rope that was not tied to the cub's head.
[Why is such a big baby in my arms gone? 】
With a strong reflex arc, she raised her eyes only to see the juvenile version of Yamata no Orochi standing not far from her, looking at her with a gaze that could be regarded as scrutiny.
This time, no matter how stupid Tang Yuanyuan was, she still noticed something was wrong.
"Little Baoer... That's right, this feeling is Little Baoer." She felt it again with a woman's intuition, and reconfirmed that there was no problem with the identity of her son.
Then there are other possibilities... Tang Yuanyuan's brain circuit flashed, and she finally touched the correct answer to the question.
The moment she found the correct answer, the dream changed accordingly. The next second, the little doll in front of her eyes was covered by a burst of white mist, and when she reappeared, the little pink and jade-carved child had completely turned into a complete Baqi. big snake.
He was adorned in a gorgeous costume, and the black lines on his face made him look a little weird. His feminine face was highlighted by his makeup, and he held a mask of unknown material in his hand.
"Human, was it fun just now?" Yamata no Orochi looked down at Tang Yuanyuan, the smile on his face was not malicious at all, but the feeling of the person being watched was definitely not good.
Even though he was treated like a cub just now, Yamata no Orochi could not develop negative feelings towards Tang Yuanyuan.
I even want to spend more time with this human being in my heart.
I want to see if she will be as calm as before after seeing her true appearance.
It's okay for Yamata no Orochi to treat ordinary humans like this, but now he's facing Tang Yuanyuan, a grandmother who raised him from running around with bare buttocks in a bellyband to adulthood.
Grandma always looks more and more pleasing to the eyes when looking at the cub, and she knows that her cub is in a state of amnesia, so she pays more attention to the physical condition of Yamata no Orochi.
This is incredible, the chin is obviously much sharper than when he was at home, and even the whole person seems to have lost a lot of weight.
This time, I really didn't see Yasha's grandma's thoughts at that time making troubles. It was really that Yamata no Orochi was too thin.
They are almost the same as the adult snakes in other people's houses. When Tang Yuanyuan was breastfeeding the baby, she piled up all kinds of nutrition on the baby, just to make his body look less fragile, and spent a lot of money to pile them up. A little meat, so that even though Yamata no Orochi was thin compared to normal men, it seems to be much better now, but now it is reborn...
Once back to before liberation.
Tang Yuanyuan's face was full of despair, but Yamata no Orochi thought it was a fear of his existence. Just as she was about to say something to scare this bold human being, she heard her speak:
"Little Baoer! Why are you so thin, my God."
She wiped her tears as she spoke, her heart almost breaking.
Infected by her sadness, Yamata no Orochi looked down at his body, and wondered if there was something wrong with his transformation, and he was so thin that it scared people to cry.
However, no matter how he checked, his current image was normal.
This is Tang Yuanyuan's dream, so it is relatively easy for her to find anything. As long as she thinks about it, things will appear where she thinks they will appear.
So much so that she opened the drawer and found the electronic scale, then put it on the ground and let Yamata no Orochi stand on it to have a look.
In line with the idea of waiting for action, Yamata no Orochi let Tang Yuanyuan pull and stand on it, the smile on his face remained unchanged, and his voice was lazily tinged with a bit of coolness.
"Human, what do you want to do?"
Grandma didn’t have time to answer Zaizai’s question. She felt a little dizzy looking at the number of ten catties dropped on the scale. Yamata no Orochi is not easy to get fat, and she put a lot of effort into every ounce of meat. raised up.
'System, can the weight come back after taking the cub home? '
[After going back here, I will directly use Heian-kyo's body, dear~]
'Do you want to reimburse nutrition expenses? '
【I'm afraid not. 】
Tang Yuanyuan helped Yamata no Orochi's arm to stand still. Although her expression was smiling, it was uglier than crying.
Her state made Yamata no Orochi feel awkward, and couldn't help asking: "Why do you show this expression, is there something you want?"
Tang Yuanyuan nodded.
"The power of the gods is omnipotent. I can give it to you if you want it, as long as you are willing to pay a price." Yamata no Orochi tried to lure her into the abyss. This human being who made him feel very interesting would not be treated like those witches Become a monster who only knows revenge, but it should be a good choice to stay around for fun.
He raised his hand, and the power of the evil god was condensed in the palm of his hand.
"Look, you can get this power as long as you reach out."
Tang Yuanyuan was a little moved by Xiao Baoer's proposal. The melancholy on her face was swept away, and she asked expectantly, "Can I do anything?"
"Well, as long as you want." Seeing Tang Yuanyuan's surprised look, Yaqi Orochi's mood changed and he explained to her.
As long as the heart beats, it proves that the fish has been hooked.
Even in a dream, there is a price to be paid for the contract signed with the evil god.
But your grandma will always be your grandma.
"So, can I use this power to braid you?" Tang Yuanyuan raised the rubber band in her hand, her face full of eagerness to try.
Yamata no Orochi was stunned for a moment before realizing that the man in front of him hadn't given up on the devil's idea of braiding him.
"...can't" roll.
In the end, the Cthulhu of Essence didn't say any bad words out of his mouth.
"Isn't it possible to do anything?"
"except this."
"Okay, I'll change it." Tang Yuanyuan had nothing to do with her cheating son, and changed her real wish: "Then can you gain ten catties?"
What kind of devil's wishes are these!
Although Yamata no Orochi is sealed in the gap between Yin and Yang and doesn't take human life seriously in essence, it is actually a serious god and really doesn't want to realize Tang Yuanyuan's wonderful wish.
"......cannot."
"Why can't you do anything?"
Being questioned about his ability to fulfill human wishes as a god, Yamata no Orochi was not annoyed. He knelt and sat in the corridor slowly, with his hands on his knees casually, trying to give Tang Yuanyuan the powerful power: "Money, Rights, strength and longevity, most of what humans want is nothing more than these, I can give you all."
"Do you really not want this unclean power?"
What he said was very tempting. Tang Yuanyuan was not a saint either. Of course, there were things she wanted in what he said. There is no price, and a back-beating gift package is also included.
So here comes the question, what does the grandma who holds a pink heart rope in her hand want to do most?
"If shofar braids are not enough... double ponytails are always okay." Of course it is to dress up the cub.
Yamata no Orochi smiled recklessly, and told Tang Yuanyuan that she was wishful thinking with practical actions.
"It was tied for 2 minutes, and it was untied after a while."
"......no."
Tang Yuanyuan, who had already seen that his attitude was a little loose, persevered, and even sold a wave of cuteness by virtue of the cub's amnesia: "Please, okay~"
......
In the end, my mother got her wish.
Letting a human girl braid him Yamata no Orochi: Who am I?where am i
On how an evil god lost his card.
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