Kneel down!call mom!
Chapter 158
"What kind of expression do you have!"
Shuten looked at Ibaraki's eyeballs, and knew that there must be something wrong with it, and it was not a good thing.
Otherwise, the two or five kids who could go out with me and my mother would never have this kind of reaction. It is normal operation to go to Qingming's hair when they are obviously happy.
"My best friend, I suddenly remembered that the gas in your house was not turned off. You go to turn off the gas first, and forget it this time."
When Jiu Tun heard this, blue veins appeared on his forehead instantly, not to mention that he would never forget to turn off the gas, there is no such thing as gas installed in his room at all!
It is very easy for Ibaraki to lie to other people, one dollar can cheat four people and make a fortune, but in the face of important people, Ibaraki's words are particularly lame.
"Okay, okay, it's not a big deal." Seeing Ibaraki's appearance, Tang Yuanyuan knew that this boy hadn't told Jiu Tun about the Warring States, so she nodded some melon seeds on Ibaraki's head: "Look at you, it's grown Why doesn't a smart face do smart things?"
I feel relieved to have my mother defending Ibaraki, and I am very grateful for the fact that I am the youngest son. As long as he does not commit suicide, then he will be my mother's favorite little workman!
"Actually, it's not a big deal. As you know, my status in the Warring States Period is quite embarrassing. Then Ibaraki thinks about me, so..."
"At once?"
"Let me take the identity of Shuten-douji, the ghost king of Dajiangshan."
"Huh???" Jiu Tun's eyes widened. How long has it been since Tang Yuanyuan went to the Warring States Period? This bastard, Ibaraki, can pretend to be his name, and of course it's not impossible for her to use it, but Ibaraki Give him some inspiration before proposing, he can also support a little demon power for grandma, who would believe a Shuten-douji in human disguise without demon power:
"Grandma, you should tell my uncle about this in advance, and does anyone really believe the ghost king you pretended to be?"
"Believe it, why don't you believe it, my disguise is so perfect!" Tang Yuanyuan thought of Naraku, who seemed to have set her goal of becoming her friend, and Dayuemaru, who was at odds with Jiu Tun in the Yin Yang Liao, but was called a brother in front of the ghost king she played. : "How good my acting skills are, when I lied to you to take medicine when I was young, I tried repeatedly!"
Tang Yuanyuan didn't say it was okay, but when she talked about Jiu Tun, she remembered that when she was a child, her mother tricked him into drinking the oral liquid with a yogurt box, which sounds like something only sand sculpture parents would do.
At that time, when he was young, he had already tasted something wrong, and his small face was wrinkled into a bun, but his mother swore: "This is the taste of yogurt, but you can't drink it now when you have a cold." , the taste will return when the illness is cured.”
The dumpling version of Shuten really believed his mother's words, and was deceived for several years in this matter. It was not until a few years later that he drank the yogurt he hid when he had a cold, and then he realized it. , his history of taking medicine was a scam carefully planned by his grandmother.
It's a pity that it was too late to react. At that time, Shuten had reached the age where he could be beaten, and the time when he was crying and rolling on the ground without taking medicine and his mother would not be angry has passed away.
But speaking of it, he was not the only one who was deceived at the beginning. Compared with him who still had to do handwork (opening the yogurt box), Ibaraki and Onikiri were much easier to deceive, and they didn’t need to be sweet I just put the pills into the steamed buns, and the two of them don’t know that they took the medicine after eating it, especially Ibaraki who said that when he was sick when he was a child, his coquettish mother wouldn’t let him take the medicine. Things to show off.
The insider Jiu Tun felt that it was a bit hard to hold back the laughter every time he heard it.
"Can you not talk about it? Mom." Jiu Tun couldn't hold back his face. He did a lot of stupid things when he was young, and he really shivered in front of the second and fifth boys of Dajiangshan. Ghost King It is also about saving face.
"Then this matter is over?" Tang Yuanyuan replied with a smile.
"But what else can we do in the past." Looking at Ibaraki, who relied on his mother's preference for lawlessness, Jiu Tun felt a little bit emotional. If he had the hardware measures of a young son like Ibaraki, he would never be able to make himself see a feather duster To the point of kneeling.
In fact, the cubs in Yinyangliao feel the same way. There are so many cubs. Others have to fight hard if they want to be loved by grandma. Ibaraki has a unique advantage. He can fight against the eager Yamata no Orochi in the army of pets. a tie.
Now Grandma took the initiative to take over the conversation to prevent Jiu Tun from beating him up in a hurry.
"It's okay, it's okay." Tang Yuanyuan patted Ibaraki's hand on her shoulder, indicating that the matter was over and Xiao Zuojing could continue to come out for activities.
Speaking of it, Ibaraki doesn't hate fighting with his best friend, but he prefers to see his best friend's appearance that he can't get used to and can't beat him. Every time he sees it, he can feel happy in his heart.
In the end, Jiu Tun still went to the Warring States Period, the purpose was to provide Tang Yuanyuan with demon power, and Ibaraki couldn't always do it for him.
The question of identity is even simpler. The naming genius Tang Yuanyuan helped Jiu Tun come up with a new name in just a second——Janbing Guozi.
"Actually, it's quite similar to Shuten-douji, isn't it?" Tang Yuanyuan herself was amazed by the name she chose, and only an expert like her can come up with such a shocking and refined name.
"Where does it look like, hello!" Jiu Tun was already Buddhist to his grandmother, but he still couldn't bear Tang Yuanyuan's name-naming attack.
The original Iron Egg Cuifen was already very devilish, and Jiu Tun was already ready to go through the Warring States Period with a village name. I didn't expect Tang Yuanyuan's devil naming skills to upgrade again, which is really a bit unbearable.
"It's not like, it's all four words?"
"How could it be like that!"
"It's okay, I know that Tuntun likes to pick and choose carefully. Grandma has picked a few for you, and you can pick and choose whichever you want." Tang Yuanyuan expressed her connivance for her son's "high requirements": "Leek box, toilet lid , mutton skewers..."
"I also made one for my best friend!" Ibaraki had no bottom line in catering to his mother, and the name he said was the same as Tang Yuanyuan's painting style, even worse: "How about big pants?"
Hoshiguma Doji and Onikiri immediately gave Ibaraki approving glances after hearing this, and obviously understood the fundamental reason why they were always inferior to Ibaraki in the competition for favor.
The starting line has fallen behind, and people still use Dihua Zhixiu's hand sanitizer every day.
"..."
Jiu Tun didn't want to talk anymore. Compared with these names, the name that Grandma gave at the beginning was simply a discovery of conscience.
"Just pancake fruit, it's pretty good."
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During the Warring States Period, many things happened after Tang Yuanyuan left. After talking with her, Naraku's enthusiasm for the Jade of the Four Souls also disappeared. Apart from finding the monsters on Tang Yuanyuan's list, he just tried his best to kill Inuyasha and his party. this thing.
Especially since all the people on the list have been found recently, Inuyasha and the others have joined the only fish that slipped through the net. This makes Naraku finally put all his heart and soul into chasing Inuyasha, and collecting the fragments of the four souls has become incidental.
It's better to find it slowly, Naraku no longer pursues speed, if possible, he would like to cooperate with Tang Yuanyuan for a period of time, and during this time try to squeeze Ibaraki from the title of best friend of the ghost king.
This is also the fundamental reason why Naraku recently urged Ibaraki to let Tang Yuanyuan come back as soon as possible.
Otherwise, according to Naraku's current lineup of big monsters, these big monsters will help him because of her, and none of them can run away if they really move Zhenge Inuyasha, so how could they ask Tang Yuanyuan for help.
Being able to use it as an excuse for Lord Ghost King to return to help, Inuyasha has done him a big favor, and he will consider making this person die more happily in the future.
A familiar wave of demon power appeared nearby, and Naraku knew that the source of this power was the adult's transportation vehicle, Oborosha.
The ghost king is worthy of being the ghost king, even the demon power in the means of transportation is so powerful, not to mention her own power.
Regarding the fact that Tang Yuanyuan had never felt the demon power, Naraku didn't think it was a strange thing. Since the ghost king wanted to hide himself, he would not reveal the slightest bit of power for him to perceive.
Naluo is not a fool, nor is he a guy who easily trusts others. Except for Tang Yuanyuan, he doesn't believe in so many monsters. Once some guys turn their backs, they will snatch them after he finds the complete jade of the four souls. It is very likely that there will be no bones left.
And if Tang Yuanyuan was here, he would not have such worries at all.
Naraku firmly believes that she will protect him as a friend, which is his intuition as a monster.
"Welcome your return."
In order to welcome Tang Yuanyuan's return, Naraku rushed to the entrance of Renjian City as quickly as possible, with a humble expression, and the hidden joy in his eyes was more or less revealed. He couldn't wait to present his latest harvest to the ghost king who recognized him.
Originally, it was Ibaraki's job to help Tang Yuanyuan get off the car, but Naraku stood in his seat ahead of time with great scheming. His seaweed-like long hair had a few unruly strands on Tang Yuanyuan's shoulders, and his voice was even louder than usual when talking to others It should be a few degrees softer.
Basically all the words are looking for various angles to praise Tang Yuanyuan.
A character with such a sense of presence as Shuten was not noticed by Naraku for a while, and of course it may be deliberately ignored.
He folded his arms around his chest, and he probably understood why his mother was getting more and more devilish, even if his own cubs, and outsiders boasted so unconscionably, anyone could float up.
"Hey, can't you tell the truth?" Hearing that Naraku was about to blow Tang Yuanyuan out of the Milky Way, Shuten-douji rubbed his temples, wanting to make this world more sincere.
But Naraku will not listen to the words of this monster who is likely to compete for the position of best friend, and most of his words are sincere: "Haven't your excellency realize how excellent Shuten Doji-sama is! She deserves the allegiance of all monsters in the world !"
Hearing his own name, Shuten felt complicated, but he still remembered that at this time he was not Shuten-douji, but Pancake Confectionery.
Shuten looked at Ibaraki's eyeballs, and knew that there must be something wrong with it, and it was not a good thing.
Otherwise, the two or five kids who could go out with me and my mother would never have this kind of reaction. It is normal operation to go to Qingming's hair when they are obviously happy.
"My best friend, I suddenly remembered that the gas in your house was not turned off. You go to turn off the gas first, and forget it this time."
When Jiu Tun heard this, blue veins appeared on his forehead instantly, not to mention that he would never forget to turn off the gas, there is no such thing as gas installed in his room at all!
It is very easy for Ibaraki to lie to other people, one dollar can cheat four people and make a fortune, but in the face of important people, Ibaraki's words are particularly lame.
"Okay, okay, it's not a big deal." Seeing Ibaraki's appearance, Tang Yuanyuan knew that this boy hadn't told Jiu Tun about the Warring States, so she nodded some melon seeds on Ibaraki's head: "Look at you, it's grown Why doesn't a smart face do smart things?"
I feel relieved to have my mother defending Ibaraki, and I am very grateful for the fact that I am the youngest son. As long as he does not commit suicide, then he will be my mother's favorite little workman!
"Actually, it's not a big deal. As you know, my status in the Warring States Period is quite embarrassing. Then Ibaraki thinks about me, so..."
"At once?"
"Let me take the identity of Shuten-douji, the ghost king of Dajiangshan."
"Huh???" Jiu Tun's eyes widened. How long has it been since Tang Yuanyuan went to the Warring States Period? This bastard, Ibaraki, can pretend to be his name, and of course it's not impossible for her to use it, but Ibaraki Give him some inspiration before proposing, he can also support a little demon power for grandma, who would believe a Shuten-douji in human disguise without demon power:
"Grandma, you should tell my uncle about this in advance, and does anyone really believe the ghost king you pretended to be?"
"Believe it, why don't you believe it, my disguise is so perfect!" Tang Yuanyuan thought of Naraku, who seemed to have set her goal of becoming her friend, and Dayuemaru, who was at odds with Jiu Tun in the Yin Yang Liao, but was called a brother in front of the ghost king she played. : "How good my acting skills are, when I lied to you to take medicine when I was young, I tried repeatedly!"
Tang Yuanyuan didn't say it was okay, but when she talked about Jiu Tun, she remembered that when she was a child, her mother tricked him into drinking the oral liquid with a yogurt box, which sounds like something only sand sculpture parents would do.
At that time, when he was young, he had already tasted something wrong, and his small face was wrinkled into a bun, but his mother swore: "This is the taste of yogurt, but you can't drink it now when you have a cold." , the taste will return when the illness is cured.”
The dumpling version of Shuten really believed his mother's words, and was deceived for several years in this matter. It was not until a few years later that he drank the yogurt he hid when he had a cold, and then he realized it. , his history of taking medicine was a scam carefully planned by his grandmother.
It's a pity that it was too late to react. At that time, Shuten had reached the age where he could be beaten, and the time when he was crying and rolling on the ground without taking medicine and his mother would not be angry has passed away.
But speaking of it, he was not the only one who was deceived at the beginning. Compared with him who still had to do handwork (opening the yogurt box), Ibaraki and Onikiri were much easier to deceive, and they didn’t need to be sweet I just put the pills into the steamed buns, and the two of them don’t know that they took the medicine after eating it, especially Ibaraki who said that when he was sick when he was a child, his coquettish mother wouldn’t let him take the medicine. Things to show off.
The insider Jiu Tun felt that it was a bit hard to hold back the laughter every time he heard it.
"Can you not talk about it? Mom." Jiu Tun couldn't hold back his face. He did a lot of stupid things when he was young, and he really shivered in front of the second and fifth boys of Dajiangshan. Ghost King It is also about saving face.
"Then this matter is over?" Tang Yuanyuan replied with a smile.
"But what else can we do in the past." Looking at Ibaraki, who relied on his mother's preference for lawlessness, Jiu Tun felt a little bit emotional. If he had the hardware measures of a young son like Ibaraki, he would never be able to make himself see a feather duster To the point of kneeling.
In fact, the cubs in Yinyangliao feel the same way. There are so many cubs. Others have to fight hard if they want to be loved by grandma. Ibaraki has a unique advantage. He can fight against the eager Yamata no Orochi in the army of pets. a tie.
Now Grandma took the initiative to take over the conversation to prevent Jiu Tun from beating him up in a hurry.
"It's okay, it's okay." Tang Yuanyuan patted Ibaraki's hand on her shoulder, indicating that the matter was over and Xiao Zuojing could continue to come out for activities.
Speaking of it, Ibaraki doesn't hate fighting with his best friend, but he prefers to see his best friend's appearance that he can't get used to and can't beat him. Every time he sees it, he can feel happy in his heart.
In the end, Jiu Tun still went to the Warring States Period, the purpose was to provide Tang Yuanyuan with demon power, and Ibaraki couldn't always do it for him.
The question of identity is even simpler. The naming genius Tang Yuanyuan helped Jiu Tun come up with a new name in just a second——Janbing Guozi.
"Actually, it's quite similar to Shuten-douji, isn't it?" Tang Yuanyuan herself was amazed by the name she chose, and only an expert like her can come up with such a shocking and refined name.
"Where does it look like, hello!" Jiu Tun was already Buddhist to his grandmother, but he still couldn't bear Tang Yuanyuan's name-naming attack.
The original Iron Egg Cuifen was already very devilish, and Jiu Tun was already ready to go through the Warring States Period with a village name. I didn't expect Tang Yuanyuan's devil naming skills to upgrade again, which is really a bit unbearable.
"It's not like, it's all four words?"
"How could it be like that!"
"It's okay, I know that Tuntun likes to pick and choose carefully. Grandma has picked a few for you, and you can pick and choose whichever you want." Tang Yuanyuan expressed her connivance for her son's "high requirements": "Leek box, toilet lid , mutton skewers..."
"I also made one for my best friend!" Ibaraki had no bottom line in catering to his mother, and the name he said was the same as Tang Yuanyuan's painting style, even worse: "How about big pants?"
Hoshiguma Doji and Onikiri immediately gave Ibaraki approving glances after hearing this, and obviously understood the fundamental reason why they were always inferior to Ibaraki in the competition for favor.
The starting line has fallen behind, and people still use Dihua Zhixiu's hand sanitizer every day.
"..."
Jiu Tun didn't want to talk anymore. Compared with these names, the name that Grandma gave at the beginning was simply a discovery of conscience.
"Just pancake fruit, it's pretty good."
----------------
During the Warring States Period, many things happened after Tang Yuanyuan left. After talking with her, Naraku's enthusiasm for the Jade of the Four Souls also disappeared. Apart from finding the monsters on Tang Yuanyuan's list, he just tried his best to kill Inuyasha and his party. this thing.
Especially since all the people on the list have been found recently, Inuyasha and the others have joined the only fish that slipped through the net. This makes Naraku finally put all his heart and soul into chasing Inuyasha, and collecting the fragments of the four souls has become incidental.
It's better to find it slowly, Naraku no longer pursues speed, if possible, he would like to cooperate with Tang Yuanyuan for a period of time, and during this time try to squeeze Ibaraki from the title of best friend of the ghost king.
This is also the fundamental reason why Naraku recently urged Ibaraki to let Tang Yuanyuan come back as soon as possible.
Otherwise, according to Naraku's current lineup of big monsters, these big monsters will help him because of her, and none of them can run away if they really move Zhenge Inuyasha, so how could they ask Tang Yuanyuan for help.
Being able to use it as an excuse for Lord Ghost King to return to help, Inuyasha has done him a big favor, and he will consider making this person die more happily in the future.
A familiar wave of demon power appeared nearby, and Naraku knew that the source of this power was the adult's transportation vehicle, Oborosha.
The ghost king is worthy of being the ghost king, even the demon power in the means of transportation is so powerful, not to mention her own power.
Regarding the fact that Tang Yuanyuan had never felt the demon power, Naraku didn't think it was a strange thing. Since the ghost king wanted to hide himself, he would not reveal the slightest bit of power for him to perceive.
Naluo is not a fool, nor is he a guy who easily trusts others. Except for Tang Yuanyuan, he doesn't believe in so many monsters. Once some guys turn their backs, they will snatch them after he finds the complete jade of the four souls. It is very likely that there will be no bones left.
And if Tang Yuanyuan was here, he would not have such worries at all.
Naraku firmly believes that she will protect him as a friend, which is his intuition as a monster.
"Welcome your return."
In order to welcome Tang Yuanyuan's return, Naraku rushed to the entrance of Renjian City as quickly as possible, with a humble expression, and the hidden joy in his eyes was more or less revealed. He couldn't wait to present his latest harvest to the ghost king who recognized him.
Originally, it was Ibaraki's job to help Tang Yuanyuan get off the car, but Naraku stood in his seat ahead of time with great scheming. His seaweed-like long hair had a few unruly strands on Tang Yuanyuan's shoulders, and his voice was even louder than usual when talking to others It should be a few degrees softer.
Basically all the words are looking for various angles to praise Tang Yuanyuan.
A character with such a sense of presence as Shuten was not noticed by Naraku for a while, and of course it may be deliberately ignored.
He folded his arms around his chest, and he probably understood why his mother was getting more and more devilish, even if his own cubs, and outsiders boasted so unconscionably, anyone could float up.
"Hey, can't you tell the truth?" Hearing that Naraku was about to blow Tang Yuanyuan out of the Milky Way, Shuten-douji rubbed his temples, wanting to make this world more sincere.
But Naraku will not listen to the words of this monster who is likely to compete for the position of best friend, and most of his words are sincere: "Haven't your excellency realize how excellent Shuten Doji-sama is! She deserves the allegiance of all monsters in the world !"
Hearing his own name, Shuten felt complicated, but he still remembered that at this time he was not Shuten-douji, but Pancake Confectionery.
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