Kneel down!call mom!
Chapter 14
The frightened Tang Yuanyuan subconsciously picked up the old version of her feather duster as a substitute. She was really afraid of killing Ibaraki with the real one.
Although it is a substitute, it really hurts to be hit on the body. After being hit twice, Ibaraki Doji played a game of chasing me with Tang Yuanyuan, screaming while running: "My love! Why did you hit me?" Me, love!"
It was you, you little bastard, who hit you!
Goblin, where to run!
Tang Yuanyuan chased people without changing her face. Under normal circumstances, humans would definitely not be able to catch up with the existence of monsters, but it would be different on her own cub. Counting one, two, three, no matter what the devil king is, he has to stand obediently and accept love education.
Ibaraki's originally brisk pace stopped abruptly, and he himself was a little confused. Although he missed being beaten a little bit, it was enough to get hit twice. No one likes to be beaten like a dog.
"Love, listen to me!" He tried to say something to redeem his fate of being beaten.
Tang Yuanyuan's face was condensed, she was heartbroken without her little girl, she pressed Ibaraki to shine on him and gave him a good meal, and she did not forget to accuse him of crimes.
"I won't listen, I won't listen! Give me back my little padded jacket!"
Ibaraki grasped the point very sensitively: although he didn't know why his love wanted the little padded jacket, it seemed that with the padded jacket, his love wouldn't beat him.
So Ibaraki used some demon power, and while being beaten, he hastily transformed Bai Wugou into a big Northeast flowered jacket with red flowers on a green background.
The quite impactful color was directly printed on Tang Yuanyuan's eyes. The degree of spicy eyes has to be said to be quite strong. Her movements seemed to be stopped as if the space bar was pressed. When Ibaraki secretly delighted, thinking that this was really useful, The corners of Tang Yuanyuan's mouth twitched and she found a piece of cloth to tie her eyes and continued beating.
Wait...wait, director!This is different from the agreed upon script!Didn't they say that if you wear a padded jacket, you don't have to be beaten?Ibaraki black question mark face, jpg.
Tang Yuanyuan: No, this kind of padded jacket can only make me more unable to restrain myself.
In fact, Ibaraki's brain is quite easy to use, but he doesn't use it very much on weekdays, but now it's different. Ibaraki, who doesn't want to be beaten anymore, has a rare move of his brain cells, and found the point where Tang Yuanyuan's attitude changed suddenly.
It turns out that what my true love likes is my female status, no wonder I will be beaten now.
Ibaraki, who found the key point, happily changed his voice with demonic power, and his tone of voice was very artificial: "My love~It hurts~"
The rough man's voice changed back to the soft and waxy little girl's voice, and Tang Yuanyuan's movement of waving the feather duster in her hand stopped immediately, and finally the special smile for a girl appeared on her face again.
She couldn't wait to take off the cloth strips wrapped around her eyes with both hands, and was about to coax the 'little girl' who had just been beaten up, when she saw the Ibaraki boy who hadn't changed at all and was still wearing a big Northeast flower jacket.
"..." Tang Yuanyuan didn't say anything, but turned around calmly and tied the cloth again.
If you don't interrupt this second fool's dog legs, her surname will not be Tang today.
Li Yuanyuan thought so.
In the end, her feather duster still didn't fall on Ibaraki. There was no other way. As soon as she was about to hit the child, Ibaraki spoke to her in the voice of his little daughter, but as long as she took off the cloth strip, what she saw would always be his big face plate.
After going down for several times, nothing changed, Tang Yuanyuan simply didn't bring any more cloth strips with the idea of killing this trash Ibaraki even if her eyes were hot.
As a result, she overestimated her psychological endurance, especially when she saw that Ibaraki Doji dared to speak to her in a little girl's voice despite her true self. Finally, Tang Yuanyuan, who hadn't cried for many years, was alive I cried.
Ping'anjing has deep routines, she wants to go back to the countryside!
As soon as she cried, Ibaraki Doji, who was having a good time, became anxious. Although he liked to see his beloved angrily wanting to hit him, he didn't want to see her cry at all.
"Dear love, don't cry." Pi really didn't dare to, Ibaraki used his original voice.
Tang Yuanyuan didn't say a word, she flicked the feather duster, and stopped beating people. She sat on the bed, covered her face and pretended to cry. In fact, she didn't want to attack the kids with tears as a last resort. weak.
Although Ibaraki Doji was a bit skinny, he still had the ability to read words and expressions. Seeing that he really annoyed people, he changed back into a girl again, and apologized carefully to Tang Yuanyuan.
Tang Yuanyuan's obsession with the little girl is very deep. Seeing that the female Ibaraki has lost all anger, but in order to avoid the previous tragedy from happening again, she still pretends to be very angry and can't be coaxed well, enjoying the little girl The coaxing of the cotton-padded jacket, the joy of lowering the eyes and covering the eyes with eyelashes.
[Two or five spicy chickens, still want to fight with me? ] Anyway, after living for so many years, getting an Ibaraki can be said to be very easy for her.
Ibaraki, who doesn't make trouble in women's clothing, is even more angelic than a little angel. No matter how good Tang Yuanyuan's acting skills are, she can't control herself. Touched Ibaraki's head.
Ibaraki, who was suppressed by Tang Yuanyuan's fake crying, finally became honest. He really didn't act like a monster at all. He lay down beside her legs, and he could speak sweet words casually, which made people feel elated.
From time to time, taking advantage of Tang Yuanyuan's blind spot, she gave Hongye, who was making clothes next to her, a bitch look, and described it as the mistress's sense of sight when looking at the palace.
'Ah, did you see, hot chick banshee, the only one who loves and loves the most is me. '
This kind of look is a test of one's endurance, but Hongye is obviously not a monster who can bear it except for Tang Yuanyuan. She was so angry that her eyes were murderous, she put down the cloth with a sneer, and knelt down next to Tang Yuanyuan's other thigh crouching.
One hand was resting on her cheek, and the other hand viciously used all her demon power to twist around the waist of the female body Ibaraki.
"..." Ibaraki grinned in pain, but facing Hongye, he could not get any favors from Tang Yuanyuan, and his best friend also strictly forbade him to fight this woman, and wanted to imitate her moves and retaliate. turn out......
He has only one hand.
This is very hard.
In the spirit of revenge for dripping water, springing up to repay each other, if someone offends me, I will kill the whole family, Hongye twisted Ibaraki's waist ten times in succession, each rotation was at least 180 degrees, twisting Ibaraki's whole body. Oh no.
Ibaraki's expression became ferocious, and Tang Yuanyuan spotted it in time. Just as she was about to ask what happened to the "lost and found little daughter", Hongye spoke first.
"Yo~ sister, what's the matter with you? Is this expression making Yuanzi unhappy?" Hongye said with a bitch on purpose, her expression was [-]% imitated when Ibaraki was angry with her just now.
"Rain Girl has no melon."
Ibaraki Doji Yoshio, who has been annoyed all the time and has never overturned a car, felt aggrieved for the first time, and was so angry that he even changed his accent.
Tang Yuanyuan is a human being who can't notice the turmoil between the two of them, but Mr. System can do it. Grandma's good assistant promptly analyzed the battle situation to her in detail.
After listening to it, she resolutely chose to sit on the sidelines, let alone Ibaraki who suffered the most. Her reluctance to fight doesn't mean she can't see other cubs doing it.
Seeing that Ibaraki Qiuqiu was about to be pinched by Hongye and cried, Tang Yuanyuan gave Hongye a look that was almost okay, and rubbed Ibaraki's bitter little face, thinking that it really looked better than the masculine big face plate.
"Hey, Ibaraki Doji, now you..."
Jiu Tun just came over, and the picture of Tang Yuanyuan embracing left and right was oncoming. The red leaves and the feminine Ibaraki are both rare in the world of humans and monsters. He couldn't help being a little envious.
He looked at Hongye, thinking about whether he should also join the unscrupulous ones, at least he could eat some tofu next to people.
"roll."
However, Hongye saw what he was thinking, and gave him a cold look, and then acted as if she hadn't seen Shuten.
Jiu Tun: ...I can't afford to be offended.
But Jiu Tun's arrival made Ibaraki very excited. He decided to reveal Hongye's crimes, and he stood up and lifted Bai Wugou off his body, revealing the bruised and purple waist that was pinched, and even forgot Change the voice.
"Best friend! This vicious banshee only hurts people secretly! Why do you like her!"
The process was very sudden, just like when the male body was female, the lethality of the female body boy is not inferior at all, and it is scary enough to leave a psychological shadow on people.
The smile on Tang Yuanyuan's face froze when she came into close contact with Ibaraki, and her brain was a little overwhelmed.
Not to mention Tang Yuanyuan, even Jiu Tun couldn't stand it anymore.
Yasha downstairs also heard the movement, and ran up to watch the excitement with his happy jar in his arms. The purpose of his entrance was this eye-catching scene. He was stunned and felt that two strands of his hair disappeared in an instant.
He raised his hand and stroked his long hair, which had become scarcer since he met Tang Yuanyuan, and he thought what kind of thought he wanted to see Tang Yuanyuan's excitement. Was it because the maple leaves in the maple leaf forest were not beautiful?
Yasha decided to stay away from the hustle and bustle of the world, and went downstairs to spend the rest of his life with the little Maple Leafs.
Following Tang Yuanyuan's voice of "fork this thing out.", Hong Ye even threw the two of them out with Jiu Tun.
Ibaraki, who was thrown out, looked innocently at Shuten, who was again implicated by him: "My dear friend, doesn't my beloved like to get along with women? Am I not good-looking?"
"...Think about it yourself." Shuten didn't want to answer all Ibaraki's questions, turned around and left without the slightest hesitation.
Then there is no need to ask, it must be Hongye who is bewitching the public again, and Ibaraki added another crime for Hongye within minutes.
"No, I want to see how that woman pours enchantment soup on her beloved."
Immediately, Ibaraki changed back to his original appearance, and gently pushed to the window of Tang Yuanyuan's bedroom on the third floor.
Seeing Hongye Zhikai's cruelty to him, serving tea and pouring water in a gentle way, talking and laughing flatteringly, Ibaraki Doji didn't even notice it.
Sensing a sudden figure beside him, Ibaraki turned his head to look, and found that Shuten had also come to this window sill at this moment, holding on to the same posture, looking at the red leaves.
After seeing Ibaraki, he was expressionless, and said in a low voice: What a coincidence, you are here too.
......
Yasha has had enough of the maple leaves, and feels that the hot-eyed scene has passed, but when he came back in the evening, he saw the strange operation of these two people hanging on the window sill, and his walking movements froze for a moment. He really didn't want to be influenced by Tang Yuanyuan to become such a mentally retarded thing .
It's time to get out of this ghost place, Yaksha thought with his mind empty.
But when he was packing his things, he suddenly found that his canned oranges were still in the hands of a devil on the third floor.
Thinking of the devil's feather duster, Yasha shuddered, but letting him leave the can of oranges, wouldn't that kill Yasha?
Yasha secretly compared the importance of life and the dignity of monsters in his heart, and then decisively ticked off the canned oranges.
Although it is a substitute, it really hurts to be hit on the body. After being hit twice, Ibaraki Doji played a game of chasing me with Tang Yuanyuan, screaming while running: "My love! Why did you hit me?" Me, love!"
It was you, you little bastard, who hit you!
Goblin, where to run!
Tang Yuanyuan chased people without changing her face. Under normal circumstances, humans would definitely not be able to catch up with the existence of monsters, but it would be different on her own cub. Counting one, two, three, no matter what the devil king is, he has to stand obediently and accept love education.
Ibaraki's originally brisk pace stopped abruptly, and he himself was a little confused. Although he missed being beaten a little bit, it was enough to get hit twice. No one likes to be beaten like a dog.
"Love, listen to me!" He tried to say something to redeem his fate of being beaten.
Tang Yuanyuan's face was condensed, she was heartbroken without her little girl, she pressed Ibaraki to shine on him and gave him a good meal, and she did not forget to accuse him of crimes.
"I won't listen, I won't listen! Give me back my little padded jacket!"
Ibaraki grasped the point very sensitively: although he didn't know why his love wanted the little padded jacket, it seemed that with the padded jacket, his love wouldn't beat him.
So Ibaraki used some demon power, and while being beaten, he hastily transformed Bai Wugou into a big Northeast flowered jacket with red flowers on a green background.
The quite impactful color was directly printed on Tang Yuanyuan's eyes. The degree of spicy eyes has to be said to be quite strong. Her movements seemed to be stopped as if the space bar was pressed. When Ibaraki secretly delighted, thinking that this was really useful, The corners of Tang Yuanyuan's mouth twitched and she found a piece of cloth to tie her eyes and continued beating.
Wait...wait, director!This is different from the agreed upon script!Didn't they say that if you wear a padded jacket, you don't have to be beaten?Ibaraki black question mark face, jpg.
Tang Yuanyuan: No, this kind of padded jacket can only make me more unable to restrain myself.
In fact, Ibaraki's brain is quite easy to use, but he doesn't use it very much on weekdays, but now it's different. Ibaraki, who doesn't want to be beaten anymore, has a rare move of his brain cells, and found the point where Tang Yuanyuan's attitude changed suddenly.
It turns out that what my true love likes is my female status, no wonder I will be beaten now.
Ibaraki, who found the key point, happily changed his voice with demonic power, and his tone of voice was very artificial: "My love~It hurts~"
The rough man's voice changed back to the soft and waxy little girl's voice, and Tang Yuanyuan's movement of waving the feather duster in her hand stopped immediately, and finally the special smile for a girl appeared on her face again.
She couldn't wait to take off the cloth strips wrapped around her eyes with both hands, and was about to coax the 'little girl' who had just been beaten up, when she saw the Ibaraki boy who hadn't changed at all and was still wearing a big Northeast flower jacket.
"..." Tang Yuanyuan didn't say anything, but turned around calmly and tied the cloth again.
If you don't interrupt this second fool's dog legs, her surname will not be Tang today.
Li Yuanyuan thought so.
In the end, her feather duster still didn't fall on Ibaraki. There was no other way. As soon as she was about to hit the child, Ibaraki spoke to her in the voice of his little daughter, but as long as she took off the cloth strip, what she saw would always be his big face plate.
After going down for several times, nothing changed, Tang Yuanyuan simply didn't bring any more cloth strips with the idea of killing this trash Ibaraki even if her eyes were hot.
As a result, she overestimated her psychological endurance, especially when she saw that Ibaraki Doji dared to speak to her in a little girl's voice despite her true self. Finally, Tang Yuanyuan, who hadn't cried for many years, was alive I cried.
Ping'anjing has deep routines, she wants to go back to the countryside!
As soon as she cried, Ibaraki Doji, who was having a good time, became anxious. Although he liked to see his beloved angrily wanting to hit him, he didn't want to see her cry at all.
"Dear love, don't cry." Pi really didn't dare to, Ibaraki used his original voice.
Tang Yuanyuan didn't say a word, she flicked the feather duster, and stopped beating people. She sat on the bed, covered her face and pretended to cry. In fact, she didn't want to attack the kids with tears as a last resort. weak.
Although Ibaraki Doji was a bit skinny, he still had the ability to read words and expressions. Seeing that he really annoyed people, he changed back into a girl again, and apologized carefully to Tang Yuanyuan.
Tang Yuanyuan's obsession with the little girl is very deep. Seeing that the female Ibaraki has lost all anger, but in order to avoid the previous tragedy from happening again, she still pretends to be very angry and can't be coaxed well, enjoying the little girl The coaxing of the cotton-padded jacket, the joy of lowering the eyes and covering the eyes with eyelashes.
[Two or five spicy chickens, still want to fight with me? ] Anyway, after living for so many years, getting an Ibaraki can be said to be very easy for her.
Ibaraki, who doesn't make trouble in women's clothing, is even more angelic than a little angel. No matter how good Tang Yuanyuan's acting skills are, she can't control herself. Touched Ibaraki's head.
Ibaraki, who was suppressed by Tang Yuanyuan's fake crying, finally became honest. He really didn't act like a monster at all. He lay down beside her legs, and he could speak sweet words casually, which made people feel elated.
From time to time, taking advantage of Tang Yuanyuan's blind spot, she gave Hongye, who was making clothes next to her, a bitch look, and described it as the mistress's sense of sight when looking at the palace.
'Ah, did you see, hot chick banshee, the only one who loves and loves the most is me. '
This kind of look is a test of one's endurance, but Hongye is obviously not a monster who can bear it except for Tang Yuanyuan. She was so angry that her eyes were murderous, she put down the cloth with a sneer, and knelt down next to Tang Yuanyuan's other thigh crouching.
One hand was resting on her cheek, and the other hand viciously used all her demon power to twist around the waist of the female body Ibaraki.
"..." Ibaraki grinned in pain, but facing Hongye, he could not get any favors from Tang Yuanyuan, and his best friend also strictly forbade him to fight this woman, and wanted to imitate her moves and retaliate. turn out......
He has only one hand.
This is very hard.
In the spirit of revenge for dripping water, springing up to repay each other, if someone offends me, I will kill the whole family, Hongye twisted Ibaraki's waist ten times in succession, each rotation was at least 180 degrees, twisting Ibaraki's whole body. Oh no.
Ibaraki's expression became ferocious, and Tang Yuanyuan spotted it in time. Just as she was about to ask what happened to the "lost and found little daughter", Hongye spoke first.
"Yo~ sister, what's the matter with you? Is this expression making Yuanzi unhappy?" Hongye said with a bitch on purpose, her expression was [-]% imitated when Ibaraki was angry with her just now.
"Rain Girl has no melon."
Ibaraki Doji Yoshio, who has been annoyed all the time and has never overturned a car, felt aggrieved for the first time, and was so angry that he even changed his accent.
Tang Yuanyuan is a human being who can't notice the turmoil between the two of them, but Mr. System can do it. Grandma's good assistant promptly analyzed the battle situation to her in detail.
After listening to it, she resolutely chose to sit on the sidelines, let alone Ibaraki who suffered the most. Her reluctance to fight doesn't mean she can't see other cubs doing it.
Seeing that Ibaraki Qiuqiu was about to be pinched by Hongye and cried, Tang Yuanyuan gave Hongye a look that was almost okay, and rubbed Ibaraki's bitter little face, thinking that it really looked better than the masculine big face plate.
"Hey, Ibaraki Doji, now you..."
Jiu Tun just came over, and the picture of Tang Yuanyuan embracing left and right was oncoming. The red leaves and the feminine Ibaraki are both rare in the world of humans and monsters. He couldn't help being a little envious.
He looked at Hongye, thinking about whether he should also join the unscrupulous ones, at least he could eat some tofu next to people.
"roll."
However, Hongye saw what he was thinking, and gave him a cold look, and then acted as if she hadn't seen Shuten.
Jiu Tun: ...I can't afford to be offended.
But Jiu Tun's arrival made Ibaraki very excited. He decided to reveal Hongye's crimes, and he stood up and lifted Bai Wugou off his body, revealing the bruised and purple waist that was pinched, and even forgot Change the voice.
"Best friend! This vicious banshee only hurts people secretly! Why do you like her!"
The process was very sudden, just like when the male body was female, the lethality of the female body boy is not inferior at all, and it is scary enough to leave a psychological shadow on people.
The smile on Tang Yuanyuan's face froze when she came into close contact with Ibaraki, and her brain was a little overwhelmed.
Not to mention Tang Yuanyuan, even Jiu Tun couldn't stand it anymore.
Yasha downstairs also heard the movement, and ran up to watch the excitement with his happy jar in his arms. The purpose of his entrance was this eye-catching scene. He was stunned and felt that two strands of his hair disappeared in an instant.
He raised his hand and stroked his long hair, which had become scarcer since he met Tang Yuanyuan, and he thought what kind of thought he wanted to see Tang Yuanyuan's excitement. Was it because the maple leaves in the maple leaf forest were not beautiful?
Yasha decided to stay away from the hustle and bustle of the world, and went downstairs to spend the rest of his life with the little Maple Leafs.
Following Tang Yuanyuan's voice of "fork this thing out.", Hong Ye even threw the two of them out with Jiu Tun.
Ibaraki, who was thrown out, looked innocently at Shuten, who was again implicated by him: "My dear friend, doesn't my beloved like to get along with women? Am I not good-looking?"
"...Think about it yourself." Shuten didn't want to answer all Ibaraki's questions, turned around and left without the slightest hesitation.
Then there is no need to ask, it must be Hongye who is bewitching the public again, and Ibaraki added another crime for Hongye within minutes.
"No, I want to see how that woman pours enchantment soup on her beloved."
Immediately, Ibaraki changed back to his original appearance, and gently pushed to the window of Tang Yuanyuan's bedroom on the third floor.
Seeing Hongye Zhikai's cruelty to him, serving tea and pouring water in a gentle way, talking and laughing flatteringly, Ibaraki Doji didn't even notice it.
Sensing a sudden figure beside him, Ibaraki turned his head to look, and found that Shuten had also come to this window sill at this moment, holding on to the same posture, looking at the red leaves.
After seeing Ibaraki, he was expressionless, and said in a low voice: What a coincidence, you are here too.
......
Yasha has had enough of the maple leaves, and feels that the hot-eyed scene has passed, but when he came back in the evening, he saw the strange operation of these two people hanging on the window sill, and his walking movements froze for a moment. He really didn't want to be influenced by Tang Yuanyuan to become such a mentally retarded thing .
It's time to get out of this ghost place, Yaksha thought with his mind empty.
But when he was packing his things, he suddenly found that his canned oranges were still in the hands of a devil on the third floor.
Thinking of the devil's feather duster, Yasha shuddered, but letting him leave the can of oranges, wouldn't that kill Yasha?
Yasha secretly compared the importance of life and the dignity of monsters in his heart, and then decisively ticked off the canned oranges.
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