brother's bizarre adventure

In Naples, Italy, the busiest commercial district, Jonah is shopping with her two children in her arms.Copying a mouthful of Italian that is not particularly proficient, coupled with the face of an obvious foreigner, it looks like a foreign tourist with a lot of money.

Of course, this is the case, the boss of the mall did not dare to slaughter this foreigner, not only because of his tall body that is not easy to mess with at first sight, but more importantly, all the bosses have been greeted by the mafia who is in charge of the district— — This person treats him well and is not allowed to cause trouble.

So Jonah's shopping experience is very good, the boss's service is considerate, the price is fair, and he doesn't travel to the city at all.

This made Jonah, who had done his homework in advance and planned to experience being slaughtered and then show his fists, very uncomfortable.

While waiting for Sakura to change clothes, he chatted privately with Huo Zhigao: "Tourist cities, businessmen who don't slaughter foreign tourists, feel soulless."

"I feel that you have a brain problem. A good shopping experience is a good thing. Don't you want to beat people to the hospital for a disagreement like three years ago?"

"What does it mean to beat someone into the hospital for a disagreement? I made it sound like I was violent." Jonah complained to Huo Zhigao, "That is a group of lawbreakers. They are called mafia in Italian. They make deals when they make deals. , Regional characteristics, I won't meddle in my own business.

However, I don’t know how to find a more secluded place, because the island is sparsely populated, and I don’t even take basic precautions to start trading. Is it normal to be seen by passing fishermen?I just take my kids fishing to relax and I don't want to have that kind of thing happen to me.

I just glanced at them, and those people still wanted to silence me. I can't bear it anymore, and I will call the police after self-defense.

Speaking of this time, I don’t know if I will meet mafia this time. If I meet again, I can only say that my luck is really bad. "

"I don't know. This kind of commercial street should be restrained. Even if there is one, it will be well disguised and go shopping quietly like ordinary people."

"I hope so." Jonah was telling the truth, he was just a botanist, and he was really not interested in beating mafia or anything.

During the conversation, Sakura finished changing her clothes and walked out wearing Italian-style clothes.

"Nice!" Jonah nodded and applauded, thinking, Italy is indeed the fashion capital, there seems to be a kind of magic in the clothes, people can't help but take out their wallets just by looking at them, and look at the shopping guide, "Hello, this dress Write it down and pay the bill together later."

"Okay, sir."

After finishing one item, Jonah looked at Giorno, "Gioruno, do you like anything?"

Giorno pointed to a piece of clothing, his eyes sparkled: "Dad, I want that!"

Jonah looked over and saw that it was a pink heart-shaped open-breasted dress, and his heart suddenly couldn't bear it.Baby, you are only 12 years old, why did your aesthetics become like this, who, who spoiled my baby's aesthetics!

"Uh, very distinctive clothing, why would Giorno suddenly want to try this?"

Giorno clenched his fists: "Buggarati and the others are all dressed like that, so cool." The child's idea is very simple. Bucgarati has never allowed him to participate in team activities. Maybe it is a problem of clothing. After all, the team members Everyone is very fashionable, only he is wearing ordinary children's clothes.

So what is fashion? The kid can't figure it out, but he knows that Bugarati is wearing an open-breasted suit, and it must be right to follow the captain's style!

With such a filter, the pink open-breasted dress that would not have been noticed by him in the first place became full of temptation in an instant.

Jonah didn't know what Giorno was thinking, and his mind was full of: Cool you!

Wait, he suddenly realized the amount of information in Giorno's words, 'Buccarati, they all wear like that'?Jonah wondered, Bruno and his friends looked normal at the airport, well-fitting casual clothes, very young.

"Let's find a chance to ask next time." Jonah thought.

"Dad, Dad, I like this one, I want to buy it!" Giorno pulled on the pink open-breasted dress and didn't want to leave.

Jonah held his forehead, and after thinking for three seconds, he said, "You try it first, if you really like it, Dad will buy it for you." He thought, some clothes look very cool, but wearing them is another matter. The tragic comparison will definitely be given up.

The idea is good, the reality is cruel.

Giorno looked at the boy in the open-chested suit in the mirror, and couldn't help imagining himself and Bugarati and the others doing team activities together, and posed in front of the mirror in the pose he had imagined for a long time, cool, this is what he imagined The perfect extracurricular activity.

Gotta find a way to get Dad to accept this dress!

The shopping guide was very kind. Seeing the happy children and the troubled expressions of the father, he immediately came up with professional words: "Sir, we have adult clothes in this style, which are parent-child clothes."

Giorno got the shopping guide's mind, and he pulled Jonah's cuff and looked up: "Dad, let's wear it together!"

Jonah pictured himself in a pink heart-shaped open corset: emmmmmmmmm

Huo Zhi is happy to watch the excitement and doesn't think it's a big deal, he goes crazy in the private chat hahaha: "Body, hurry up, parent-child pretend, go!"

"Shut up, why don't you wear it."

"Our stand-ins never wear clothes, and besides, my loincloth is way cooler than an open top."

Jonah was at a loss for words, what he said made sense, and he couldn't refute it for a while.

Seeing that Jonah was still silent, Jonah Luno broke his heart and offered the weeping cat head he used in childhood: "Dad." For the same fashionable clothes and mafia extracurricular activities, he went all out.

This, this, this, the string called reason in Jonah's mind immediately broke, took a deep breath, and called to the shopping guide: "Bring the same style of parent-child clothing!" one piece.

"Dad, that's great!" Giorno cheered loudly.

Half an hour later, the family of three walked out of the clothing store. They all put on brand new clothes, very fashionable and very Italian.

Needless to say, Sakura and Giorno, children look beautiful in anything.

It was Jonah, who picked and picked out a piece of clothing with plant elements.White background color, very thin golden embroidery thread outlines the veins on the fabric, you can't see all the patterns at first glance, but under the light or sunlight, the reflection of those golden embroidery threads will make every passerby understand what is dazzling.These are just embellishments, the most striking thing is the symmetrical pentagonal sawtooth leaf pattern with green edges and hollows on the chest.

The prototype of the pattern is a maple leaf, but the sawtooth is obviously more hollow than the maple leaf, which can show the figure of the owner of the clothes to the maximum extent.

This leaf pattern is a little more formal than the open heart pattern, but only a little bit.

Anyone who wears clothes knows that when you wear a lot of clothes, you can see what is exposed, and when you wear little, you can see what is covered.This big man was wrapped tightly all over his body, except for a hollow leaf pattern on his chest, which was very...

"I feel a little cold in my chest." Jonah touched the hollowed-out area a little uncomfortably, chatting privately about how happy he was.

Huo Zhigao commented: "Handsome, really."

"You've been laughing all the time, and you haven't stopped at all!"

"No, I'm just celebrating the appearance of the prettiest guy on the block with a laugh."

"Daddy, hug." Giorno, who was wearing a pink heart-shaped open corset, adjusted well, his face was full of excitement.

"Oh, just hug." Jonah skillfully held the baby with one hand, thinking that Giorno was just tired from walking and wanted to take a rest.As a result, after the baby was carried up, he began to poke Jonah's chest muscles exposed by the open chest design with a smile, and then poked his own. He commented seriously: "Daddy's hand feels better."

Sakura saw it, not to be outdone: "I want it too, I want it too!"

Jonah was tired, but he still complied with the children's request. He held them in his arms and poked them casually. The force of the children made them tickle at most, but it was fine.The two children had a great time, even happier than buying beautiful clothes.

Huo Zhixiu was very puzzled: "What's so good about the macho's chest muscles? It's really hard to guess a child's mind."

Jonah's pawed face was furious: "How would I know!"

……

For some reason, Jonah found that after he wore this fashionable clothing, passers-by would often stay away from him intentionally or unintentionally, instead of being stared at all the time as he imagined.

Private chat: "What's the situation, is it because my uncle is so handsome that they don't dare to approach?"

"It's been many years since you graduated from the second grade of middle school, thank you."

"Hey, maybe there is some local culture in it that foreigners don't know, go ask Brulo tomorrow." He thought this way, and was going to take his two children home, but after leaving the commercial street, he was in a I was in a place with few passers-by, and I was stopped by a few guys who looked very fashionable and flamboyant.

The one in the lead had a vicious expression on his face: "It's finally your turn, let's die!"

"Wait." Jonah put the two down and shielded them behind his back, with a puzzled expression on his face, "Who are you, I just arrived in Italy today, you must admit your mistake."

The leader on the opposite side became more angry when he heard this explanation, released his stand-in, and said harsh words to Jonah: "It's been three years, I can know you even in ashes, the despicable foreigner who beat me into the hospital three years ago !"

Jonah recalled carefully following the guy's words, and found that this aggressively dressed guy seemed to be very similar to one of the mafias he beat up three years ago.

He sighed silently, and then chatted privately: "Happy fire."

"Ok?"

"In the long human life, I realized a truth."

"Speak quickly if you have something to say."

"Flags cannot be set up randomly."

Just now I was saying that I might not meet Mafia this time, but I was blocked on the street in a blink of an eye.Giorno has never met him after visiting relatives in Italy so many times. Why did he happen to meet him this time? It must be because of the power of the flag.

The clogged mafia began to recall and talk nonsense before the war: "Three years ago, those companions have left, only I stayed and gained a powerful force, boy, don't look at your size, you seem to be very good at fighting. I couldn't hold it for three seconds in front of my stand-in."

Jonah watched his performance patiently, and sighed again: Friend, you actually set the flag on the spur of the moment, and, besides, I also have that kind of double existence.

"Happy fire, do you want to fight?"

"I don't want to, but I can tie them all up and hand them over to the police uncle for punishment."

"Nice, we are just ordinary tourists. Of course, if we encounter security problems, we will hand them over to the local police. If you move your fist casually, it will not affect the effect." Jonah turned around and recalled the scene of Huo Zhi Xing fighting Mafia Cover the children, "Giorno, Sakura, come on, let's go a little further, Dad will tell you a story."

Giorno and Sakura peeked out to look. Giorno saw the plant tentacles flying all over the sky, and Sakura saw those fashionable guys flying back for no reason, and making all kinds of similarly hateful screams.

Collectively looked away, nodded: "Okay Dad."

……

Bugarati, who was inspecting the industry, received a message from an informant that an ordinary member of the next-door team shot a passer-by without authorization, but was killed. Now the police station is waiting for an organization to rescue him.

When Bucgarati heard the news, he felt that this was a great opportunity to weaken the strength of the team next door, and acted before the captain of the opponent. No matter what the facts were, the team next door would owe him a favor.Thinking of this, he ignored the informant's follow-up news and said, "I'll go there and tell them if there is any other news."

The informant looked at Bucciarati's back in a hurry and hesitated to speak.

Apache: "The news is the same as we say."

"The passer-by who countered the killing was Mr. Kongtiao who Mr. Bugarati specifically told him to take care of secretly. He is now taking notes at the police station." The informant instinctively felt that this news was very important to Bugarati, but he left too fast. I didn't have time to listen.

Mista was feeding his stand-ins. Hearing this, he casually said, "With Mr. Kongtiao's size and skill, it's not surprising to fight back. If you want me to say, Bugarati must be surprised by this big man." filter, every time I come to Italy, I beat Mafia, so gentle.”

Fuge nodded to show that he understood: "We have received the information, you can go, and report when you have something to do."

"Yes."

After the informant left, the three of them continued to chat about what Bugarati would look like when he saw Mr. Kujo at the police station.Unanimously, it will be a surprise.

"Wait." Fugo was the first to notice something was wrong, "Mr. Kujo doesn't seem to know the identity of Bugarati Mafia yet, and the members of the team next door know Bugarati. If you see Bugarati..."

Mista's eyes straightened: "Ordinary team members need to call the captains of other teams when they see the captains of other teams..." The names in the team are based on the captain's preferences. When communicating outside the team, unless the hatred between the two teams is very deep, they will call the captain to show respect .

When picking up people at the airport in the afternoon, Bugarati changed into ordinary clothes on purpose and told the team members to be careful in front of Mr. Jonah so as not to expose Mafia's identity.

If those mafia see Bugarati and say hello...

Bucgarati, the vest is dangerous.

Fugo and Apache also realized this, put down what they were doing and rushed out immediately.

Mista ran along with him: "Is it useful for us to go now? It is estimated that Bugarati and Mr. Kujo have met before we arrive."

Fuge: "If the elders of Bugarati want to make a move, we can still block it." He is more pessimistic about the matter. After all, Mr. Kong Tiao has beaten mafia twice, and he obviously has a bad impression of mafia. .

Apaki: "My skills have not retreated, you support me, and then cover Bugarati's retreat."

Mista: "Hey, don't be so pessimistic. Maybe that Mr. Kujo will speak well. Isn't that the case with the elders in the TV series? Sit down and talk."

Fugo and Apache said in unison: "I've beaten Mafia twice, how could I sit down and talk!"

"Well, it seems to make sense."

When they stepped into the police station, they just heard Mr. Kujo speaking in a very gentle tone.

"Bruno, why do these mafia call you Captain so affectionately?"

The three looked at each other, and saw six words in each other's eyes: "Buggarati, it's over."

The worst possible outcome, the cover operation begins.