brother's bizarre adventure

Tohsaka Tokiomi dreamed of something strange.

A dark, humanoid object in the dream lasagna weeps, turns into a cry and drops something strange, like mud.

"What kind of allies are you looking for, you killed me, you know, please be careful, I will recharge my energy in the Holy Grail.

I just waited for some idiot to get the Holy Grail and let me out, but now, it's just the next day, and the Holy Grail War is over.It will take another 60 years to wait for another birth chance. In 60 years, human beings can enter the interstellar era. Who knows if the magician is still there! "

After hearing this nonsensical accusation, Tohsaka Tokiomi's face was full of bewilderment, and he asked inelegant doubts: "Who are you?"

The black lacquer wiped away the lasagna kelp tears on his face, and there was a ferocious expression on his face without facial features. It stretched out its tentacles and pressed Tohsaka Tokiomi and shook it fiercely: "It's the Holy Grail, Holy Grail, stupid magician."

Tosaka Tokiomi was a little dizzy from being shaken, and an idea came to his mind: "Isn't the Holy Grail supposed to be a cup? How does this dark figure look like the Holy Grail?" A guy who looks like a layman dares to lie Me, I'm also a fighting magician.

Heretics, eat my purification magic!

The magic wand automatically appeared, the flame magic lighted up, and the expected scene of being burned and screeching did not happen.This guy was actually immune to magic attacks, and his tentacles slapped on the ground like a normal person in the flames.

"Stupid magician, why didn't that damned Kujo kill you." The black mud who claimed to be the Holy Grail shouted Tohsaka Tokiomi.After yelling, he whispered to himself, "I thought that guy who killed the Matou family was also an ambitious guy. He clearly wanted to go home, but he didn't take the Holy Grail seriously at all, and he did such a thing. Damn it !

Also, this guy's dream is also very strange, what is Ripple Sprint, what is Smashing Waludo, why is there a road roller in the dream, damn outsider! "

Tohsaka Tokiomi didn't hear these mutterings to himself. Seeing that his attack was ineffective, his expression became serious. With a stroke of his stick in the air, a huge magic circle appeared.He finally discovered that this was in his dream, he could ignore the reality and attack as he wanted, releasing all the big moves that he usually worried about.

The special effects of this big move are great, but the black mud is still nothing.

Stretch out your finger and lightly touch the air, and it defuses Patriarch Tohsaka's ultimate attack, which is amazing.

Sneered: "Magic attacks have the worst effect on me. I have no imagination at all. There are no chariots and soldiers, no big sniper and Thomson, and no Ola and Ula. It's really boring." These are the other masters he said The response to the dream is much more interesting than Tohsaka Tokiomi's response.

Tohsaka Tokiomi: "Who the hell are you, and why did you suddenly appear in my dream?"

"Boring." Hei Ni took back all the tentacles and turned back into the human form at the beginning, his voice became lazier, "I have already said that I am the Holy Grail. I came here to inform you that this Holy Grail session is over. There is no Holy Grail, let's eat, sleep and play Doudou with Heroic Spirit."

Tosaka Tokiomi couldn't help but ask, "Who is Doudou?"

Hei Ni ignored this question, walked away gradually, and when he was about to disappear, a sentence floated over: "Dou Dou is you, idiot, next time don't invite strange people to be allies, it's your luck that you didn't die this time."

Tohsaka Tokiomi stopped where he was, his posture was still graceful, and he said to himself: "What a strange dream." As he spoke, he sneezed heavily, one of them didn't matter, and then one after another, life and death Woke him up from his dream.

When I woke up, it was the familiar bedroom, with sunlight seeping through the gaps in the curtains.The things in the dream were gradually forgotten, and only one sentence remained firmly in place: This Holy Grail War is over.

"It's over?" He touched his lower back, there was no pain or wound, as if the backstab last night was just a hallucination, "Is this also a dream?" There were more and more doubts.

Tohsaka Tokiomi thought for a while, but couldn't figure it out, got up to get dressed, and when he picked up the coat on the coat rack, he saw the damage and dried blood on the clothes, and finally determined that the backstab last night was not a hallucination.

The doubts before coma crept back into my mind: "Why... choo!" A choo interrupted all thoughts, moved his nose, and there was a choking smell, I couldn't help it, choo!

Even a magician who has engraved elegance into his bones still sneezes like ordinary people, not elegant.

After a few more sneezes, Tohsaka Tokiomi finally got dressed, washed his hair and groomed his beard, walked out of the room, and looked for the source of the smell.

Kitchen, someone is cooking in the kitchen.

Tohsaka Tokiomi stood at the door of the kitchen, the people inside were busy and did not notice him.

Kong Tiao was wearing an apron, humming and playing with the pot, and the vegetables in the pot were almost blown out by him.Although it was difficult to distinguish the two Kujo, Tohsaka Tokiomi guessed that this was the Kujo Jonah who stabbed him in the back, not only because he was cooking, but more importantly, he was not wearing a hat.

Kotomine Kirei was also in the kitchen, cutting peppers with his bare hands with a knife.Wait, that knife is kind of weird, it seems to be a watermelon knife.Obviously there is a kitchen knife, why use a watermelon knife?

After standing for quite a while, the two haven't noticed him yet. It's impolite to stand silent all the time, how should they greet him.

Why did you backstab me yesterday, uh, this question is a bit straightforward and not elegant, change one another.

Why do you put so much chili in your cooking, wait, what are you thinking Tokiomi, Tokiomi, is it time to care about chili, next.

Have you received the Holy Grail and dreamed about it? It seems that this question is not suitable for asking in the kitchen.

What's the matter with the end of the Holy Grail War? Damn, it's not suitable to ask in the kitchen.

Just as his thinking became more and more divergent, his nose felt a little uncomfortable, and a big sneeze appeared uncontrollably.

A sneeze!

Cover, cover, my current image is still elegant, right? ? ?

The loud noise finally made the people in the kitchen realize that there was someone at the door, and Jonah turned his head and greeted while operating: "Yo, Tokiomi-san, you're awake."

Tohsaka Tokiomi:? ? ? ? ?

What's the matter with this guy, after backstabbing, he can still greet him casually, and with a more friendly name, is his brain broken?

Of course, he would not say such impolite guesses, it was too inelegant.

Facing Jonah's greeting, Tohsaka Tokiomi replied with a universal sentence: "What are you doing?"

"Oh, this." Jonah grabbed a handful of peppers and threw them into the pot, explaining, "This is a feast to celebrate the end of the Holy Grail War, I made it specially, why Tokiomi, didn't you receive the message from the Holy Grail. "Just for a while, he took the title one step closer.

Tosaka Tokiomi ignored the title, and frowned: "It is true that a guy who claimed to be the Holy Grail said in his dream that the Holy Grail War was over, but." He still had an expression of disbelief, "Today is the second day, the Holy Grail How could the war stop, there are still five days left."

Jonah has a serious expression on his face, but with the pot and shovel in his hand, and the printed apron, this serious expression is not only not serious but a bit funny.

"Because the lesser Holy Grail is broken, Heroic Spirits cannot be collected, and the Great Holy Grail cannot descend, so the Holy Grail War will naturally stop. If you can't get the Holy Grail, why are you still fighting, disrupting public order? The hotel that was blown up by Emiya Kiritsugu is still alive crying."

I heard that the mayor's hair was a little grey, not to mention the countless bows and apologies on TV.If the fight continues, Mayor Fuyuki may be anxious day and night because of the so-called "gas explosion", and then go to the hospital.Let the mayor and the general public be spared, as well as Fuyuki's gas company.

Hearing Jonah's explanation, more question marks appeared on Tohsaka Tokiomi's forehead.The situation has been going wrong since last night. It's okay for him to be backstabbed. It's not the first time that the Tohsaka family has lost the chain at a critical moment, and it's acceptable.The point is, why did the little Holy Grail break? It was fine when he was researching it yesterday, but the Holy Grail is gone. What about the long-cherished wish of the Tohsaka family to pursue the root cause?This time the Holy Grail has been stopped, will the next Holy Grail proceed smoothly? What have you done?

There were so many doubts in my heart that I couldn't maintain an elegant expression for a while, and my face was full of barrage.

Jonah looked at Kotomine Kirei: "Kirei, Tokiomi looks very puzzled, please explain to him, don't cut peppers anymore, that's enough, that's enough."

Kotomine Kirei regretfully put down the watermelon knife in his hand. For some reason, he felt that the knife that stabbed his teacher in the back was very easy to use.Wiping his hands, he walked towards Tosaka Tokiomi: "Teacher, there is a lot of oily smoke here, let's go to the courtyard to talk, and I will tell you everything about the Holy Grail."

Tohsaka Tokiomi originally wanted to say, let's just sit in the living room.But Jonah turned up the heat a bit, and the chili peppers that had been sprinkled in before started to exert their power. The Japanese range hood, which had never experienced such a battle, could not withstand the chemical attack. Even though it was working hard, a small amount of spicy oil fume still escaped from the kitchen.Tohsaka Tokiomi, who basically didn't eat chili peppers, suddenly let out another loud snort.

"Go to the courtyard, go to the courtyard." Tosaka Tokiomi walked away.

Kotomine Kirei closed his eyes, took a breath of the smell in satisfaction, and followed.

The courtyard is not the same as in Tosaka Tokiomi's memory. The statue was smashed away, and a deep mark was drawn on the ground. A striking large pit appeared at the original statue's position. It is not difficult to imagine that it was the site of this large pit The owner smashed the statue away.There are other traces of battle beside the pit, which seem to be firearms or the like.

Kotomine Kirei explained thoughtfully: "The big crater was caused by Gilgamesh hitting the ground. He and Jonah were beaten out of the window yesterday, and that's where the crater landed." He pointed to the broken glass on the second floor, "I've ordered glass and other repair materials and it will be fixed soon.

The other traces were made by Emiya Kiritsugu and his assistants. Last night he attacked the Tohsaka mansion with a hot weapon, trying to snatch Irisviel away.The attack failed and was caught by the Berserkers. Finally, through Irisviel's persuasion, a truce agreement was reached and they became allies. "

Tohsaka Tokiomi suspected that he hadn't woken up from the dream, why Kirei could understand every word, but he didn't know the meaning at all when he put it together.What is Irisviel persuading Emiya Kiritsugu to cease fighting, and what is an alliance? Who formed an alliance with whom? Didn’t they still fight each other the night before yesterday? How did they become allies? During the period when I was backstabbed What the hell did you do?

Kotomine Kirei looked at Tohsaka Tokiomi's expression, and suddenly didn't want to explain. The teacher's confused and shocked look put him in a good mood.With just this expression, he felt that he could eat five bowls of rice later!

But he was just thinking about it in his heart, instinctively telling him that if he explained everything clearly, he would be able to see more interesting expressions.

One's own allies ended the Holy Grail War, and the former opponents became allies of his own. This chaotic development is interesting to think about.

He cleared his throat and began to talk: "Teacher, the thing is like this, the Holy Grail has actually been polluted, so you can't make a wish, and you can't reach the root. In view of this, we..."