brother's bizarre adventure

The first scuffle in the Holy Grail War ended with Gilgamesh wanting to open up, but Tosaka Tokiomi persuaded him to go back with a command spell.Gilgamesh was furious, and planned to trouble Tohsaka Tokiomi immediately when he went back.Just a subject, dare to influence the king's decision.

Because he was suddenly called back by the Command Spell, Hui Zhou conveniently brought the Kujo brothers back to the Tohsaka mansion, which led to an embarrassing fact.

Not far away, Huo Zhigao, who was happily facing the sniper, lost his body in an instant, and the distance between Tohsaka Mansion and the pier was beyond his range, so he also disappeared on the spot.Clothes and weapons lost their owners and began to fall freely.

Seeing this scene, Emiya Kiritsugu thought that he had successfully killed the weapon master who appeared suddenly, but the next second, he saw the assassin picking up the dropped clothes and weapons, and felt that things were not as easy as he thought.

After much deliberation, I couldn't figure it out, so I decided to retreat first.

Jonah had just landed and hadn't seen the gate of Qingyuan Mansion. Gilgamesh's magical aura increased, and he walked into the Yuan Mansion with a bad expression.

"Yeah, it looks like Mr. Tohsaka is going to be in trouble." As he said this, he didn't show any sympathy, instead, there was a hint of joy in his expression.

Walking slowly into the Tohsaka Mansion with Jotaro, an assassin suddenly appeared and said, "Mr. Kujo, master please come over."

"Hmm, Kirei?" Jonah wondered, "It's so late, what business does he have?"

Assassin explained the situation: "The master said he received a video tape from Tokyo, and the addressee was empty."

The video tape sent from Tokyo can only be from family members.

"Ni Jiang, let's go, let's go to church." Brother Kong Tiao, who had just come back from the outside, was about to leave, and walked to the parking place habitually, looking at the empty parking space with a confused expression on his face.

Gan, the car was parked in the mall and forgot to drive back.

Fortunately, the church is not too far away from Tohsaka's house, and walking is acceptable.

"Kirei." Jonah led Jotaro to the reception room of the church, "You received a gift from Tokyo."

Kotomine Kirei took out a video tape: "I received it this afternoon, I wanted to send it tomorrow, but thinking about it, you might want to see it earlier. Also, you brought back your coat and weapon assassin , you can take it with you when you leave."

"Nice."

Obviously the church doesn't have a projector, but it's no problem. When Kujo's family sent the video tape, they also sent the projector along the way.The cost of a mere projector is much cheaper than those Polaroids knocked off by Mr. Joseph.

The Kongtiao brothers sat on the sofa in a row, staring at the projector with serious expressions. Those who didn't know it thought they were watching some strange picture.

Click.The screen starts playing.

The Kujo brothers were so intent on watching that they didn't notice that Berserker also quietly appeared and stared at the happy Kujo Sakura in the picture.

"Dad, let's go to the beach together today." The perspective of the screen is a bit low, and the voice-over is Giorno's voice.

He Li, Mrs. Kong Tiao, and two children stood in two rows in beautiful swimsuits, posing for the camera.

One-year-old Xu Lun still wears a Mickey Mouse decoration on her head. She doesn't seem to understand the difference between the video tape and reality, and she pouted in the camera: "Dad, Dad."

The others were obviously used to her rhetoric, and immediately explained: "Dad is busy with his own affairs, and will be back soon."

Xu Lun looked up: "Mom, Dad."

Mrs. Kongtiao comforted her in a gentle voice, but Xu Lun still wanted his father, and the sound of the baby's voice was so heart-melting.

Jonah paused the screen, and slammed the sofa hard: "I'm such a scumbag dad, I left my one-year-old child to play around."

"Hey, hey." Jotaro was a little dissatisfied, don't really think that Xu Lun is your dad just because Xu Lun called you dad, and retorted, "I'm the dad." And when you say this, it feels like you are beating around the bush and scolding me, damn it .

Jonah nodded: "Oh, then you are even more disdainful. You can't see anyone all day long. I bet you don't know what Xu Lun likes to eat or how much she weighs now."

Jotaro clenched his fists: "Do you want to fight when you light the fire like this?"

berserker: So who is the real father of that little girl among you guys? It's a real headache.

Not to be outdone, Jonah also raised his fist.The two looked at each other for a second, and despite the murderous look in their eyes, a bolt of lightning hit in the air, and then their fists collided tacitly, each making the sound of Ula/Oula.

The routine boxing is completed, the pause is lifted, and the video continues.

Sakura performed ripples and stood on the sea: "Dad, look, Sakura did it, Ripples sprint!" She also waved her fists. Although she was still young, she already had the demeanor of a ripple warrior.

With short hair, the scene is very dynamic.Of course, there is another adjective for this scene, not elegant.

What does it matter, his surname is not Tohsaka now.

"It's great, Sakura is great." Jonah wiped away tears of joy, "This is the daughter I want, Ni-chan, have you seen that, if she continues to grow up like this, Sakura might be able to beat her with one punch. Killing a bear, or scaring away a bunch of bad guys with a look is pretty cool!"

Kotomine Kirei, who was sitting on another sofa and watching the video together: Sensei will have a heart attack when he sees Sakura like this.It's a pity that I can't see the teacher with an inelegant expression, maybe I can try to use Sakura's name to stimulate the teacher...

An elegant magus who suppressed his longing, that expression was truly joyful.

Berserker couldn't help asking: "Master, why do you insist on letting children use fists? It's not good for children to use violence."

Jonah stared at his heroic spirit with wide eyes, heartbroken, not only that, he also directly called her real name: "Emiya, I thought you came from there and could understand Sakura's situation.

Don't you know what kind of hell it is to have talent but not enough strength to protect yourself? "

One sentence made Berserker bow his head. Indeed, the master is right. If the Sakura in his memory can be as confident and lively as the little girl in the video, how could it end like that.

The Ripple Warrior at 195 clenched his fists: "I don't care about other people's children. I tell Jonah's children to be reckless, and if they know how to fight, they won't be easy to bully."

Jotaro: "Xu Lun is still young, don't teach her to fight."

"It's late." Jonah said in a calm tone the words that would make Jotaro's father angry, "To be honest, when you were out doing research, I taught Xu Lun how to box, and now she already knows how to punch Dad and me at the same time." My calf shouted Ula Ula Ula, nice!"

Sure enough, Jotaro became angry with the naked eye, and there were even strange sound effects and passionate bgm around him. He punched him and said, "It's Euler!" You bastard, you must change the schedule, if this continues, Maybe Xu Lun will really think that Jonah is his real father, where will his invincible Jotaro face.At least, at least let Xu Lun turn his mouth addiction into Euler.

"Jo Taro, you are in a hurry, you are in a hurry." Jonah used his thick arm to block his fist, while adding fuel to the fire without fear of death. Of course, the result turned into a brawl.

The scene was so beautiful that Huo Zhixin came out to watch the play himself. He even grabbed a handful of melon seeds placed on the coffee table, and laughed while watching: "Beat harder, harder."

Berserker's eyes were dead, and he looked at the guy watching the show: "Master is like this, don't you stop?" The fists of the two of them looked quite scary.

Huo Zhigao looked puzzled: "Why do you want to stop, they often do this."

The answer was too straightforward, and Berserker had nothing to say, comforting himself, American family American family.Friends, in fact, not every brother in an American family is like this. Don't have strange misunderstandings about American people.

The fight between the Kongtiao brothers came and went quickly, and soon, they sat in line as before, as if nothing had happened, and continued to watch the video.

Huo Zhixin had already paused the recording while watching the play, and retreated to the appropriate place, so that the two guys did not miss the plot, and returned to the main body neatly after doing these.

Handling everything quietly, he is really an empathetic stand-in.

"Jo Taro, Jona, mom is waiting for you to come back." It was the loving greeting from He Li's mother.

There is nothing to say about the next picture, it is a happy clip of a family on the beach, except that there are no male family members in the picture, everything is beautiful and desirable.

You ask Kujo Sadao?He's probably on tour again.

Jonah obviously noticed this too, and slapped his thigh fiercely: "How can this kind of family activity be done without my uncle, the Holy Grail War is really boring in comparison."

"Kirei, is there any way to quickly end the Holy Grail War?" You have to find a way to do it quickly, and then go home to take care of your children. This is the life that ordinary people should have.

Kotomine Kirei: Of course not, if there were, the Yusanjia would not have cheated one by one.

Seeing that Kirei didn't speak, Jonah guessed what he meant, touched his chin, and said, "Maybe I have a way." Relying on knowing the plot, go to the corresponding place and beat the other Masters until they can't recover, or grab the Command Seal , and drive people out of Fuyuki.

His words contained a lot of information, and Kotomine Kirei was about to say something.A golden particle effect appeared in the living room, and a familiar voice appeared: "Oh, Kong, tell me about your plan."

It's Gilgamesh, who's just arrived, and just in time to hear this testimonial that there's a way to end the Holy Grail War.

Jonah and Kotomine Kirei said in unison: "Archer?"

Jotaro didn't respond, he picked up the melon seeds on the table and started knocking them.

"Is it strange that the king is here?"

Jonah shook his head: "Not surprising."

Gilgamesh took advantage of the opportunity and sat on the only vacant seat on the sofa, sitting in a row with the two hunky men, posing a relaxed posture, and asked, "Kujo, you just said that there is a way to quickly end the Holy Grail War?"

"Well, what, Archer, are you interested in joining us?"

Regarding this, Gilgamesh had only one sentence: "The Holy Grail belongs to this king." Tokiomi Tohsaka refused to let go of even a big move, which was quite boring.

"This is a bit difficult. I said before that if I get the Holy Grail, I will give it to Kirei."

Kotomine Kirei shook his head: "My goal is to assist Sensei to obtain the Holy Grail." His subtext is obvious. Archer's acquisition of the Holy Grail is equivalent to Tohsaka Tokiomi's acquisition of the Holy Grail, which does not conflict with the goal.

"I see." Jonah looked at Berserker, "Berserker, do you want the Holy Grail?"

Berserker replied: "My wish has been fulfilled, I don't need the Holy Grail." His wish all along is to save Sakura, and since Sakura in this world has been saved and is living well, the Holy Grail is useless to him.

After getting these answers, Jonah nodded: "Very well, since that's the case, it's settled like this. We will form an alliance and end the Holy Grail War together. If everything goes well, the Holy Grail will be handed over to Archer. Do you have any questions?"

"no problem."

It was only the first night of the Holy Grail War, and this group of people began to allocate the final Holy Grail candidate, so it might be a bit arrogant to say it.But let's take a look at the composition of this group of people, the strongest heroic spirit Uruk Hero King, nicknamed the second leader of the middle school; the priest of the Holy Church Church Kotomine Kirei, nicknamed the deputy leader of Joy; the so-called invincible stand-in messenger Kujo brother, They are the left and right guards of this combination; there is also a blackened berserker and dozens of assassins with various appearances, how can this lineup lose?

You can't lose no matter what.

Jonah stood up and said, "It's better to hit the sun than to choose the day. Let's start now. The first one to leave is Lancer. Let Yiku go. Let's go to Fuyuki Hotel."

The brand-new combination walked out of the church, and just left the gate, the sound of an explosion came from a distance.

Assassin jumped onto the roof of the church to observe the situation, and soon came down to report.

"Master, it's Fuyuki Hotel, it was blown up."

"Yeah, Emiya Kiritsugu is so quick, I don't even know how to keep a soft persimmon." Jonah complained in a low voice, and then he looked at Kotomine Kirei, "Kirei, this should also be explained as a gas explosion?" It is impossible for a gas explosion to blow up a building.

Kotomine Kirei remained expressionless: "Father is doing the job of explaining to the outside world." Don't ask me, I don't know what reason to use tomorrow.

"Kirei, you're actually joking too, not bad. Archer, Emiya Kiritsugu must still be there, he's the real master of Saber. Since we've bumped into each other, we can't let it go. Let's go, let's find trouble with him."

"Master of Saber, it's interesting." Gilgamesh snorted lightly, as if thinking of something fun, he didn't say much, and directly summoned Huizhou, leading the new team to the direction of Fuyuki Hotel.

In the night sky, there was a faint voice coming from the direction of Hui Zhou.

"Hey, why are these two dolls still there? Forget it. After you get the Holy Grail, put them together with the Holy Grail and use them as decorations."

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