brother's bizarre adventure

When Gilgamesh returned to the Tohsaka mansion, the two kujos were sitting on the sofa playing games, and the one without a hat still raised the game controller to greet them warmly like a normal person.

"Yo, Gilgamesh, are you playing games, the latest King of Fighters?"

Gilgamesh raised his chin slightly and looked at people with his nostrils: "Who gave you the courage to call me by my king's name."

Hearing this answer, Jonah blinked: "I won't call you my king, I can't call you by name, Jill?"

Gilgamesh yelled angrily: "Ruthless!"

Probe: "Golden Pickup?"

What a strange nickname.

"no!"

"You can't do this, you can't do that, you are really troublesome." Jonah showed a very distressed look.His heroic spirit appeared and whispered: "Master, it's Archer."

Jonah suddenly realized: "Oh, it's Archer." After speaking, he quietly looked at Gilgamesh from the corner of his eye.

Gilgamesh wanted to grit his teeth again, this guy definitely did it on purpose.

You can't do it with your hands. He has already discovered that these two brothers have strengths that are not inferior to Heroic Spirits. Ordinary moves are not very useful to them. Click to take down.What's more, they are not interested in the Holy Grail, they are just the strong men brought by the Holy Grail, and it is not the best choice for public or private use.

Bastard, can't Tokiomi get two more reliable allies? Tool people like assassins are great.

It is very uncomfortable for the straight-tempered King of Heroes to see people unhappy but not be able to attack to death.But not being able to do it doesn't mean that there is no way to make the brothers unhappy.

He walked to the sofa, took the handle, and then squeezed the handle into pieces in front of the two people: "Miscellaneous repair." After finishing speaking, he turned his head and left.

Jonah looked at the background of him going upstairs, and said to Jotaro: "Ni-chan, this is the wise king of Uruk, Gilgamesh, so naive." The volume of these words was not low, and it was obviously intentional. Jin Jingying listened.

Gilgamesh's forward movement stopped immediately, and a second later, he turned around abruptly, and a weapon appeared behind him, attacking the two people who were playing games at an extremely fast speed.

Berserker narrowed his pupils and tried to catch the move, but someone was faster than him.

A strong man wearing a loincloth suddenly appeared to catch the attack, and grinned at Kim Pika: "Ola." After Ola finished, he threw it back with his backhand.

Speed ​​and strength are not weaker than Heroic Spirits.

Gilgamesh stood there without moving his expression. He watched coldly as the weapon he threw ran back by itself. When he was about to attack him, golden ripples appeared and the weapon was put back into the storage.

He clenched his fist and stretched out his thumb to point to the ground: "Miscellaneous repair." After saying that the reiko disappeared, he went upstairs to find Tosaka Tokiomi.

Jonah pointed his middle finger in the direction where Gilgamesh disappeared, and commented: "There is only one word for cursing and cursing, which is boring." He doesn't even know how to use wooden boxers and boxers, which is really boring.After speaking, he took out a new controller from behind his back, "Ni Jiang, let's play another game, this time you are not allowed to cheat with the Platinum Star."

Jotaro didn't change his face: "How can you say cheating about the double?"

"Tch, isn't precision A amazing, and my fire happiness precision B is also amazing."

Huozhi was delighted to hear this compliment: "Yes, my uncle is also very good." He patted the shoulder of Platinum Star who hadn't returned to his body.

The onlookers felt a little embarrassed, you two big guys, don't wear two-piece loincloths and float on top of other people's heads, it's easy to be seen.Eyes, eyes are out of control...Huh?Nothing, that's fine.

Well, master, why is there something strange under the loincloth of your strong man?

Berserker became curious and wanted to see more clearly, so someone patted him on the shoulder.Looking back, his master looked at him with somewhat excited eyes and said, "You saw that, right?"

Berserker nodded with difficulty: "Sorry Master, I was the one to be rude."

Unexpectedly, the master didn't care at all, instead he laughed loudly: "The easter egg I've been hiding for so long has finally been found, it's really nice, happy fire, lift up your skirt."

"Ma...master?" Berserker turned pale with shock. He, the master, hadn't revealed this strange hobby before. He himself said that a double is equal to himself, and asking the double to lift his skirt is equal to... I can't think about it anymore.

Huozhixiu floated to a suitable height, lifted his loincloth like in Katz's scene, revealing the boxer pants inside.Green patterns on a yellow background, in the middle is a thumbs up hand, above the fingers is a green heart, and a row of big characters on the girdle above the heart.

Berserker read the sentence: "konodioda." It belongs to my dio, what's wrong with this sentence, why did the master laugh so hard when he heard him read this sentence.

"ber...berserker, you can't read it right." Jonah laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up. He wiped away the tears from his laughter, coughed lightly to adjust his emotions, and then read the words in cadence under the bewildered eyes of his heroic spirit. A sentence, "konodioda!" After reading it, he continued to laugh into a fool.

berserker: Although the tone of voice is interesting, I still don't understand why it's funny.

Jotaro patted Jonah on the back with a dark face and said, "Yeah, thieves, you guy, can you be more reliable."

"It's unreliable!" Jonah defended, "Ni Jiang, would you like to have one too, I'll teach you how to do it."

"I reject."

"It's boring."

While the main body was persecuting Dio, the stand-ins picked up the controller and prepared to fight.

Huo Zhigao: "I want to choose that xx character, how about you?"

Platinum Star: "Ola Ola." I also want the role of xx.

"Okay, I'll give it to you, I'm Ni Jiang, and I'll let Ou Duoduo go." Huo Zhigao still hasn't forgotten his big brother dream.

Platinum Star looked sideways: "Ola!" Are you still dreaming after so long? The address follows the body, my body is brother, you are younger brother.

"Ula." Huo Zhigao glared, "Obviously I came out first!" The main body belongs to the main body, and the double belongs to the double. He appeared on the stage early for more than 3 minutes.

Only the two of them could not reach a consensus on this issue. They looked at each other with fighting spirit and murderous light in their eyes, and there seemed to be lightning intertwined in their eyes.

After watching, they turned their heads away, focused on the screen, quickly selected a character, and shouted at the moment the game started: Ola/Ula!

Use the game to decide, the loser is the younger brother, the duel begins!

Platinum Star lost, according to the agreement, he will be the younger brother during this time in Fuyuki

Huo Zhixiu put his hips on his hips and laughed.

Platinum Star: "Ola Ola Ola." Video games are boring, let's play the real King of Fighters.

"I'm willing to bet and admit defeat, and I can't play tricks. Call me Ni Jiang."

"Eura."

"Ni sauce!"

Platinum Gold: "Ola." Stupid Oudodo, although you won, but now you are the one named Ni-chan, be happy.

For a while, Huo Zhigao shouted Ni Jiang's voice endlessly.

Platinum Star had heard enough, and said: "Ola Ola Ola Ola." They are still hammering the main body, let's play another game, this time you use that xx character.

Huo Zhigao's fighting spirit was high: "Come here, I will beat you again and convince you that I am Ni Jiang!"

fight, start again

……

Gilgamesh was in a good mood after communicating with Tokiomi Tohsaka in the posture of a king, and he heard the cheerful voice downstairs and Reikoka quietly went to watch.Oh, I saw one empty bar hammering another empty bar, two strong men were dueling through the game, and the berserker was in a daze, and the mood suddenly improved.

I thought: Hahahahaha, the miscellaneous cultivators are fighting among themselves, praise the Holy Grail.

Because of this episode, Gilgamesh slept soundly at night.When I woke up the next day and saw the empty bar again, I didn't even have a sting in my words, but spoke quite normally.

"Empty note, give me the key to your shiny golden car, I'm going for a ride."

"It's a car, not a bling car." Jonah corrected, took the breakfast on the berserker's plate, and handed it to Jotaro who was sitting in the lead seat.The housekeeping ex Heroic Spirit finally fulfilled his desire to dominate the kitchen at Tohsaka Mansion, which is really not easy.

After taking a bite, his eyes lit up, and he gave Berserker a thumbs up: "It's amazing, it's top-notch cuisine!"

Berserker immediately had comfort written in every pore, and got the approval of the master. Next time I make it for Sakura, she should like it.

Gilgamesh popped a well on his forehead, and he took the breakfast in front of Jonah: "How dare you ignore this king's question, you really are a miscellaneous cultivator who doesn't understand etiquette."

Jonah was flexible and immediately apologized: "Oh, I was wrong, I apologize, Archer."

"It's more or less the same." Gilgamesh put the breakfast back where it was, and stretched out his hand, "Give me the key." He was very interested in this new type of transportation when he went out for a walk in the city, but it was a pity that Tohsaka Chen is old-fashioned, and the only modern equipment in the house is the electric light.Cars, don't even think about it.There is a car in Kotomine Kirei's church, but Gilgamesh's car is on the shelf, and he thinks that ordinary car is not worthy of the majestic King of Heroes.

Coincidentally, the car driven by these two brothers fits his aesthetics very well. It is so cool and shiny, it is worthy of a king's mount.

Jonah was suspicious: "Archer, can you drive?" Although the Holy Grail will provide the heroic spirit with basic knowledge, the skill of driving should not be free.

Gilgamesh raised his chin: "I have seen Kotomine Kirei driving." He made a gesture of turning the steering wheel with both hands, and said, "Just step on the accelerator."

Just step on the accelerator, forget it, just say this, I will never let you touch the car.

"No." Jonah seriously refused, "My car is picky, and I don't like the Kimpick sitting in the driver's seat."

Gilgamesh's expression changed drastically: "Miscellaneous cultivators, how dare you refuse this king's order."

Jonah finished his breakfast in two or three bites, and stretched out a finger: "However, I can be your driver, take you out for a drive, and take you to the city to play the latest video games, do you want to go?"

Gilgamesh thought of Tohsaka Tokiomi's disciple Kotomine Kirei who was always driving when he needed a car. When he went out for a walk, he could see the driver bowing and bowing to open the door for the leader. Now this guy volunteered to be the driver, obviously trying to give in , Recognizing his status as king, he was overjoyed when he figured this out.

"Yes, I will give you this chance."

"Yeah, archer, you really feel good about yourself." Jonah, who guessed what Jin Shining thought, put the bowl on the table, and greeted Jotaro, "Ni-chan, let's go for a drive in the city! Berserker , please wash the dishes. With Archer here, my safety is fine, and you will follow after the trivial matters are dealt with."

"No problem master. By the way, Tohsaka-san is collecting information in the basement and hasn't eaten breakfast yet. Do you want to prepare one for him?"

"It's up to you. I'll go upstairs to get something, you wait for me." Jonah stomped upstairs, took out a few American native products from his room, put the car keys on his fingers and twirled them. Jotaro and Jin Glitter said, "The Holy Grail War is not as fun as a vacation, let's go!"

Jotaro: "Yeah, thieves, why do you bring this thing in broad daylight, and what to do when you meet the police."

Gilgamesh: "With my king here, there is no need for these heretics and sorcery."

"That won't work." Jonah loaded the souvenirs, put on the insurance, and said, "In case you meet an opponent, archer, you go to fight the heroic spirits, and I use them to fight the body, ah, no, to fight the magician himself, perfect .”

The sound gradually faded away, and not long after, there was a clear sound from the car stereo outside the house, mixed with Jin Shining's arrogant and happy laughter, and the engine roared, and the three people disappeared without a trace.

Looking at the exhaust of the car leaving, the housekeeping ex Heroic Spirit shook his head: "In this atmosphere, I always feel that Gilgamesh is the heroic spirit of your master."

……

Tohsaka Tokiomi walked out of the basement feeling his hungry stomach, saw Kujo's berserker washing the dishes, and wondered inelegantly: Why did you eat by yourself again?

Berserker noticed the presence of Tohsaka Tokiomi, and brought out a plate of sandwiches: "Tohsaka-san, master and the others took Archer for a drive. This is my breakfast. It should taste good."

What's up with this classic revival feeling?

Tohsaka Tokiomi stared at the plate of sandwiches and was a little lost. Also, why did my archer run away with your master? Didn't they still fight at the beach yesterday?

Although he was puzzled, Tosaka Tokiomi still took the plate of sandwiches, the price was much better than Kirei's, so it should be good.

Berserker who didn't miss a bit of expression: What's the matter with being a little happy.