brother's bizarre adventure

Kujo's first chef competition begins.

Huozhi is happy to go up, so what about the heroic spirit, I also have super powers, I don't believe I can't do you!

Ulla Ula Ula Ula Ula!

The heroic spirit projected a double-knife counterattack, slashing Xiaohuo's arm with one knife, and the skin was broken, revealing the plant body inside.

Heroic Spirit:? ? ? ? ? ?

A good person, how can there be plants inside.He thought those vines were skills yesterday, but he didn't expect them to be the body.

Just in this dazed effort, Huo Zhigao's wound had healed, and the anger on his face became even worse.You bastard, if you cut it down like this, the main body will be injured.Although it heals quickly, it is painful.

Playing around is playing around, how could it hurt the main body, Huo Zhigao threw out his right fist, intending to let this guy taste his deadly fist of left life and right death.

The fist punched in, just when he was about to activate his ability.

A voice came from the kitchen door: "What are you doing?"

Heroic Spirit and Huo Zhigao both turned their heads to look at it. At this moment, they were in a ball. Huo Zhigao's fist was in the heart of Heroic Spirit, and Heroic Spirit's double knives rested in front of Huo Zhigao's neck. Maybe it was a second too late. Ending together.

Seeing this scene, Jonah felt a pain in his forehead, pointed to the cut clothes on his arm and a little blood on it, and asked, "Why did you fight?"

Huo Zhigao pulled out his fist, exited the heroic spirit's attack range, and said angrily, "He was touching my things in the kitchen."

Jonah: ...

One mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, but the housekeeping ex can't coexist?

He turned his head to look happily at the fire: "I suspect that your housekeeping ex summoned him, otherwise I really can't figure out why the Holy Grail would bring him here, and I don't have the gemstone necklace that saved his life, and I don't know him well. "

Huozhi happily knocked on Jonah's head: "Idiot, it's Sakura. I nurse Xiaoying to sleep every day, and she smells like her." He didn't say the latter words, but he believed that the main body could understand.This breath is enough, enough for the heroic guard palace on the HF line to follow the smell.

How does it sound like a house dog, Jonah hid his face.

"Master." Heroic Ling put away the two knives in his hand and greeted.

Looking at the obviously passive kitchen, Jonah felt a headache. Damn it, the first battle of the Holy Grail turned out to be an internal conflict between his heroic spirit and his double. This is too sad.

"Xiaohuo, you go to rest, I'll come here."

"Huh?" Xiaohuo became vigilant and said, "This is my territory, no one is allowed to touch it." If you have a heroic spirit, do you forget about the substitute? Get out.

"It's yours, it's always been yours, you go to rest, and I'll do it."

"It's not too bad." Huo Zhixin plunged into the body.

"Yeah, yeah." Jonah pressed his temples, rolled up his sleeves, and prepared to do it.

The Heroic Spirit standing in place asked curiously: "Master, that one just now?" I saw it in the master's dream before, and thought it was a Heroic Spirit, but after touching it, it was obviously wrong. When he attacked, the Holy Grail would give him a warning, and the target was forbidden to attack.

This situation can only occur in one identity - Master.

But that strong man is obviously an energy body, not a human being, let alone a magician, how could he be a master.

Jonah replied: "It's a stand-in, by the way..." He remembered one thing and added, "I will be hurt if he gets hurt. Don't kill him when you fight with him in the future." There are two systems with the stand-in, and there is no guarantee that there will be a shield that cannot be defended. It is too funny to be killed by another heroic spirit without being killed by other heroic spirits.

Ying Ling showed a confused expression: "Substitute?" Forgive him for never hearing this term.

Jonah pushed him away: "Don't worry about nouns, just treat him as me."

"Oh." Seeing the master working, the heroic spirit of the housekeeping ex felt itchy for a moment, picked up the spare kitchen utensils, "Master, do you need my help?"

"Put it down!" Jonah stopped repeatedly.But it was a step too late, Huo Zhigao came out of his body with unprecedented speed, and punched him in the face: "Xi Nei!"

After beating the heroic spirit, he turned his head and hammered the body: "I came first."

Jonah pushed him back: "Kill Baijiao to death." Why did it become like this... For the first time, there is an invincible stand-in and a loyal heroic spirit. The two plug-ins are superimposed, which is obviously double the happiness .It was supposed to bring more happiness, a time that should be as happy as a dream... But why, it turned out like this...

Hearing this psychological os, Huo Zhi was very happy and unhappy: "Obviously you are also playing Bai Xueshou!"

"Bah!" Jonah couldn't help complaining secretly, "Why do I always fall into this kind of strange Shura field, the child's Shura field is fine, and the double and heroic spirit can also Shura???"

Huo Zhixin was so happy to see the main body distressed, and said sarcastic words in private chat: "That's how idiots are."

"Go away." Jonah retorted, "Go out and let Ni Jiang and the others come over for lunch."

"doing what?"

"A new dish has been researched, and the family is invited to dinner."

"Okay, I'll go out as much as I can, and don't let that hero touch my things." Huo Zhixuan declared seriously.

"I'll do it myself, don't let him move, okay."

"It's more or less the same." Huo Zhigao ended the private chat, emerged from the main body, and gave him an international gesture when passing by Heroic Spirit, and said viciously, "Xi Nei!"

Jonah: ...

Heroic Spirit: It feels like the master hates me.

"Yeah." Jonah shook his head and said to Heroic Spirit, "berserker, get out and don't go into the kitchen in the future."

Heroic Spirit nodded with difficulty: "Yes, master."

……

The first Kitchen King Contest came to an end, and there was no winner.

The master shooed away two guys who were fighting in the kitchen and did it himself.The taste may be a little bit less, but the children don't mind, they feel very happy to eat something made by their father.

"Dad, Dad, I want to eat that pudding tomorrow, and I want Dad to make it myself." Sakura looked at the empty pudding plate, and her face was full of wanting to eat.

"No problem." Jonah held up a finger, "But you can only eat it tomorrow, and eating too much sweets in the morning will cause tooth decay."

"Okay, Xiao Sakura listens to Dad."

After comforting his daughter, Jona turned to look at his son: "Jio Luno, eat more eggs, if you don't get enough protein, you won't grow taller."

"Dad, can you grow into a 195 like you by eating more eggs?" The little boy in his teens yearned for his father's tall body.

"This..." Jona thought about the heights of Giorno's two fathers, and nodded seriously, "Yes, your Joestar father is 195 stronger than your father, and Dio's father who was killed by your father is also very tall. , with such a father, you must be able to."

"Si Guoyi!" Giorno picked up the egg, trying to supplement protein for himself.

Lingzi turned into a heroic spirit sitting on the sofa watching the excitement: Why does this kid have three fathers?And listen to this, the other two fathers still have genes inherited, and the master killed one of the fathers, what a messy relationship this is!

The revenge of killing your father, why are you so harmonious.

Trying to think about the operation method to achieve this chaotic relationship, Heroic Spirit couldn't think of a clue, and his mind was in chaos.At this moment, his head was held down by someone, and he turned to the side, and a familiar voice appeared next to his ear: "Be honest, don't keep staring at Sakura."

Heroic Spirit: I didn't see it, my strange relationship with your family.

"master."

Hearing this address, Huo Zhixin grinned happily, and in the next second he straightened his face again: "You call me master, I won't let you get close to Sakura, just give up."

"No, I mean the master is here." Heroic spirit removed the spirit body and let the master see his situation.

Huo Zhigao looked up: "Hey, the main body, he was secretly looking at Sakura, and I caught him."

Jonah didn't speak, he didn't know what to say, this kind of Shura field was a bit difficult.

"Dad, who is this strange guy?" Giorno ran down from the dining table, hid behind Jonah and peeked at the big brother with heavy makeup and white hair. His young heart thought the makeup was a bit cool.

Jonah pushed Giorno back to the dining table and said, "It's a brand new superpower."

"Father is so cool!" Giorno clenched his fists, his eyes full of admiration, his father is so powerful, besides being a stand-in, he also has brand new superpowers, which he wants when he grows up.

Look at this harmonious and friendly father-son relationship, kid, he just said he killed your dad.

Heroic Spirit's mind exploded.

"Eat and eat." After driving the children back to the dining table for breakfast, Jonah took out his wallet and stuffed it to Heroic Spirit, "Ordinary people will be able to see it after you talk about it. Well, go out and buy groceries."

Heroic Spirit:?

The brainstorming stopped, and a group of question marks popped up.

Jonah ignored his doubts and said, "Two adults and a child came to eat at noon. There are still these people in the family. You count the head yourself and buy enough ingredients. Buy organic and high-end ingredients. Don't be stingy. Enough money. If you see someone you don’t know when you come back, remember to transform into a spirit body and leave the ingredients at the door.”

Having said that, Heroic Spirit couldn't refuse, so he picked up his wallet and went out.

Look, the conflict between the stand-in and the heroic spirit has been solved in a staggered way, and Jonah praised his wit.

……

Before dinner, Jotaro's family came as scheduled.

Xu Lun was held in Jotaro's arms, and she saw Jonah stretch out his hand and call his father repeatedly: "Dad, Dad, Gao Gao." The one-year-old child can't speak too long sentences, and can only repeat words.

"Xu Xu is so cute, come and hug her." Jonah smiled and took Xu Lun over his head, "Hold it high, hold it high."

"Father is tall." Xu Lun laughed happily.

Hearing the voices of other people in the house, he put down the dishes, and the spirit transformed into the house: Why are there two masters?Why is this little girl called Papa by both of them, madam, don't just smile. Master, what is the name and relationship of your family?

This, is this the American family?

Heroic Spirit from Neon feels that his family view has been hit again.

After Jonah coaxed Xu Lun, he handed her to Huo Zhigao. Huo Zhigao hugged her skillfully, and slowly floated in the air with Xu Lun.Although Xu Lun didn't know what it was, she was already familiar with this invisible embrace psychologically and physically. She enjoyed the double cradle very relaxedly, giggling from time to time to express her joy.

Seeing this scene, Ying Ling felt that his chance had come. He temporarily put aside his impacted view of family, and privately chatted with Jonah using the Holy Grail card: "Master, I can help with cooking." The competitor is taking care of the child, while With so many people, even the master may not be able to come here.

He thought that Huo Zhixiu couldn't hear this private chat, but he didn't understand that the double and the main body could share the five senses, so he heard all of this private chat Huo Zhixiu.

The super-intelligent stand-in's eyes instantly became sharp, and he stared at Jonah firmly.As if to say, you try to let this wild hero move my things?

Jonah broke into a drop of cold sweat, and when he was about to finish, he said firmly to the two guys, "No, I can do it by myself."

Huo Zhixin smiled in satisfaction, and drew out a hand to show the heroic spirit a victory gesture.

Ying Ling was a little frustrated.

The King of Chefs is fighting for hegemony, so terrifying.