brother's bizarre adventure

When he wrote the first word, Jonah's train of thought was already clear, but when he tried to write the second word, he couldn't help replaying in his mind the scene where Jotaro got tricked twice in front of him, and the child disappeared while calling his father. Thinking of this, he couldn't move his pen no matter what.

After a ten-second stalemate, he threw away the pen as if resigned to his fate, put his elbows on the table, tightly covered his face with his palms, and there was a strange muffled sound under his palms.It was like a child who was wronged, covered himself in the quilt, and howled loudly.

The sound didn't last long. About half a minute later, he took his hand away, leaned his head on the back of the chair and looked up at the ceiling.The eye circles are red, and there are strange water stains in the palms.

He said to himself softly: "Don't let emotions waste precious time anymore, calm down, calm down, write down your thoughts, it can be done, you can do it, believe in yourself." The palm involuntarily turned into a fist, and the voice changed from light to Heavy, "Yes, I can."

He sat down again, his expression changed to resolute, he picked up the pen, this time there was no stagnation, and there was only one thought in his mind, hurry up, hurry up and hurry up again.

Folding all the written manuscripts and stuffing them in his pockets, he picked up the long coat on the coat rack as in the previous reincarnation, and went out to knock on the doors of other Jo family members.

At 45:[-], it was half an hour before Jotaro and Giorno's explosion.

The partners invited by Jonah gathered not far from Kira Yoshikage’s house, Higashika Josuke, Kujo Jotaro, Giorno, Sakura, Xu Lun, Father Joseph, Ripple Warrior Saisa Zebelin, Du Wang Dingjo's family has assembled.

Dongfang Jousuke was obviously the most confused one. He looked at the scene and said puzzledly: "Mr. Jona, what happened, why did you bring Xu Lun and the others out? It's too late." Mr. Jona didn't always stipulate Should the child go to bed on time? Now this point has exceeded his prescribed bed time.

Jonah had a serious expression on his face: "Some things did happen, and I have a reason to bring them with me." In case, he meant, in case this attempt failed, he would have to see it happen with his own eyes, and deeply understand everything. Keep it in your mind, remember all the details, and prepare for the next time you come back.He didn't want things to happen where he couldn't see, so that when the children found something wrong, they couldn't even call daddy.

His expression was too serious, as if he had experienced something unimaginable to ordinary people. Dongfang Jousuke didn't know what pictures he had made up from it, so he didn't ask this question anymore.

Seeing this, Jonah said straight to the point: "I have encountered an enemy. His stand-in ability is very tricky. I can't shoot him. I need your help."

Hearing that there was an enemy, everyone's eyes became sharp, and Jotaro even called out Platinum Star immediately: "What enemy, where is it, and what do you need me to do?"

My dear brother, that's how tacit understanding is.

Jonah didn't care to be moved, took out the things he had written before, and sent one to each person present: "I can't describe the specific characteristics of the enemy. I can only provide a little information. If there is too much information, I am afraid that you will be in danger. Trust me , that person is not as innocent as he seems."

After reading the contents of the paper, jo's family members were suspicious.

Xu Lun wrinkled his face, held up a paper and asked, "Dad..."

Jonah immediately went up and gently covered Xu Lun's mouth, and said, "Don't say it yet, Xu Xu, don't tell anyone except yourself about the words on it. Dad has a reason to do this."

Although Xu Lun was puzzled, he still chose to believe: "Okay, Dad, Xu Xu won't tell."

"Very good." Jonah turned to look at everyone, "This guy can't use his double for the time being. Our goal is to attack him and make him take back his double. I'll take care of the rest."

Jo's family didn't say much, they all chose to trust Jonah and stood behind him waiting for instructions.

"Let's go!"

In the cold wind at night, a group of tough men with serious expressions walked in the direction of Yoshikage Kira.

After arriving at the door of Yoshikage Kira's house, they stood not far away, and Jonah looked at Sakura: "Sakura, let the guardian of the tree break down this guy's door."

With a cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops will meet each other.The substitute arrow accurately hit the door lock of Yoshikage Kira, and turned into a flame that burned the keyhole, followed by another arrow, which pushed the door into the room with great force, and made a loud noise when it hit the wall. Simultaneously the flame on the keyhole goes out automatically.

The entire process of opening the door did not take more than three seconds. Sure enough, archers have been invincible since ancient times.

The door opened, and Yoshikage Kira, who was drinking and chatting with his dead father in the house, immediately woke up, put away his happy mood and frowned and walked to the door.Seeing the big and small Jo family members, his face turned slightly pale, but soon, he thought of his invincible ability, calmed down, and said to Kongjo Jonah standing in the front:

"Jonah Kong, it's you again. Judging by your expression and the help you found, it seems that you have already experienced the power of Steins Gate. Let me guess how many times you triggered it, or..." He slowed down his tone and teased the enemy in front of him who had caused countless troubles in a joking tone, "How many people did you kill?"

Hearing this, the Jo family collectively looked sideways at Jonah: What is Steins Gate?What does it mean to kill a few people?Jonah, did you go through a very painful experience when everyone didn't know it?

Ignoring the concerned eyes of his family members, Jonah said, "Yes, your Steins Gate ability is invincible."

There was anger in his voice, but Jotaro could tell from it that he was five points tired and three points afraid of despair, which was completely different from his usual image of joking and wandering around, full of vitality written all over his body.Regarding this, Jotaro didn't say anything, but quietly ordered Platinum Star, if he wants to fight later, remember to have more strength than when he hit his lover back then.

Yoshikage Kira could also hear the negative emotions in Jonah's voice, and the smile on his face couldn't be restrained at all. Standing at the door of the house, he made an arrogant and happy voice: "It seems that you already know what you are facing? Why are you looking for Come here, don’t you just accept the fate I gave you?”

Jonah was expressionless: "There's a lot of nonsense. Saying the same thing twice can only prove that you are guilty. Moreover, the more you say, the more information you expose. I have discovered a very important piece of information." At this point , he rarely showed a relaxed smile on his face.

Yoshikage Kira did not know where his flaws were exposed again, maybe it was to cheer himself up or it was the sudden possession of a repeater, he once again emphasized the invincibility of his ability: "You are lying to me, my Steins Gate has no weakness at all, it is invincible Ability."

"Really." Hearing that Yoshikage Kira took the initiative to stack debuffs for himself, Jonah smiled very happily, "I'll show you the weakness of your third bomb right now. Ni-chan, you go first!"

Jotaro clenched his fists and walked towards the blond enemy on the steps. At this moment, he remembered ten years ago. Ten years ago, he was also in front of the stairs, clenched his fists and rushed towards Dio.

Yoshikage Kira didn't panic at all, and even started to count the distance, three meters, two meters... Oh, Kujo Jotaro stopped, and his double came over, one meter.

"start up!"

"Idiot, your buff won't activate this time."

After Jonah finished speaking, Platinum Star's fist hit Kira Yoshikage.

"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

Yoshikage Kira flew upside down and hit the table where the wine glass and wine bottle were placed. The wine glass fell down, and the liquid in it just poured on his head, like blood and funny.

"This, this is impossible!" He yelled in disbelief, "No one can attack me Kira Yoshikage with killing intent!"

Jonah led the group of jo family members into the house, watched him condescendingly from a meter away, and laughed out loud when he heard this question: "Fate does favor Yoshikage Kira, no one can attack you, but who said we are fighting Yoshikage Kira?"

He looked at Jotaro: "Ni-chan, tell him who we are hitting."

Jotaro adjusted his hat, and said with anger in his voice, "Blonde Zhang San brutally killed five starfish with his own ability on the beach after get off work."

"Zhang...Zhang San?" Yoshikage Kira's eyes widened, "What is this?" What does this strange name have to do with his ability failure and being beaten?

"Idiot." Jonah scolded unceremoniously, "Since you have already said your name, I don't need to beat around the bush to make you understand.

The first weakness of your ability is that you don't have time to go back to the previous memory, and you don't even know what you told me in the previous few times. "This can be seen from the series of behaviors after Kira Yoshikage opened the door. When he discovered this, half of the stone in Jonah's heart fell. There is this weakness that is not considered a weakness, which means that fate still has a chance. This guy is not real. invincible.

"Your second weakness." Jonah popped two fingers, "All your abilities are aimed at Yoshikage Kira, Yoshikage Kira doesn't want to be discovered, so fate brings you to jump to this timeline; Yoshikage Kira doesn't want to be discovered Excuse me, so everyone loses their memory about you; Yoshikage Kira wants to live a peaceful life, so all those who want to kill you will lose their memory and killing intent after they get close to you.

It's really invincible.

But, is fate favoring Yoshikage Kira or you? "

Yoshikage Kira was almost crushed by this tirade, and shouted: "What's the difference!"

"Of course there is a difference." Jonah smiled, "Fate favors you, I will go to wash and sleep right away, and I won't bother you anymore. If I only care about the name Kira Yoshikage, then as long as I think I am not attacking Kira Yoshikage or Wouldn't it trigger the ability?"

Because he himself remembered everything about Yoshikage Kira, he couldn't change his impression, but as for the others, everyone lost their memory of Yoshikage Kira.At this time, using another name to call "Kira Yoshikage" can avoid the aura of the one-meter drop wisdom.

My killing intent is aimed at Zhang San, what does it have to do with you Kira Yoshikage?

Yoshikage Kira was stunned: Can he still play word games like this? ? ?

Jonah continued: "Just now, Ni-chan's attack proved one thing. The only thing favored by fate is the name Kira Yoshikage. Zhang San, wash your neck and wait for the beating!" The pain and despair I experienced, I will Return it to you untouched.

After confirming that the plan was feasible, his mental state swept away the previous depression, and his whole posture was relaxed visible to the naked eye. After beating Kira Yoshikage, he looked at the jo family behind him and said, "It's okay, everyone go beat him, remember when you beat him Shout out what I wrote on paper."

Jo's family, who had been listening for a long time, began to roll up their sleeves. After hearing so much, they already roughly guessed what kind of enemy this is and what kind of things Jonah has experienced.When he was full of anger, he couldn't restrain his excitement when he heard Jonah say that he could start beating.

Higashika Josuke was the first to appear on the stage. He called out his Rush Double A Crazy Diamond, murmured at Yoshikage Kira, and said his lines amidst the beating sound of his partner.

"I don't know who Yoshikage Kira is. I hit Zhang San. An ordinary office worker, Zhang San, a hand fetishist."

Then the old man Joseph came out: "I don't know what Kira Yoshikage is. My grandson said that Zhang San, a madman, killed more than 40 ladies over the years. There is such a pervert in the world? Nishine!" The 79-year-old Poti offered his fist to the two Blossom Emissaries.

Cesar Zebbelin took the next baton.

"Who is Yoshikage Kira? I only know that you are Zhang San, a Zhang San who lives in the villa area and faces the Mona Lisa Boki. It's really nasty." Bubble ripples covered Yoshikage Kira's face.

It stands to reason that "Zhang San" couldn't survive such a storm of fists, but don't forget, we have a strongest nurse on the scene.After punching his own share, Jousuke revived him with a do-la-la-la-la-la punch, and waited for the next one to come up and punch him, and then use a do-la-la-la-la to revive him.

Repeated treatment, repeated punching, this is the truly invincible experience.

Giorno came out, bringing his golden experience of fast speed A: "Zhang San, an employee of Guiyou Department Store, killed and replaced another ordinary office worker. Unforgivable, big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big wood big!"

After this time, Jousuke didn't heal Kira Yoshikage, because Xu Lun came out with her double-headed baby stand-in: "The villain Zhang San, took away Xu Xu's butterfly. Oh lah lah!"

The last one to appear was Sakura. She made a Jonali of the same style and called out her substitute: "Zhang San, who likes to like others, makes Dad's face full of troubles. Damn it. Ulla Ula Ula Ula Ula!"

The young stand-in messenger and the young stand-in had little strength, but Yoshikage Kira, who had not been treated, still felt great pain. He felt that he was about to go to heaven, and his consciousness was blurred due to severe body pain.

At this time, the voice of the guy he hated the most came faintly: "This Zhang San, you are almost dead, this time there will be no more Steins;Gate, if you want to survive, all you can do is recall your substitute."

It sounds like a way to survive, but you can figure out with your toes that this is Jonah saving his companion who was killed by the third bomb, and he must have killed several people.

But if you don't unlock the Steins Gate, he will die in the next second. Should he save his life or wait for his dead companion?

It wasn't too difficult to choose. Yoshikage Kira used his remaining strength to issue an order: "Stones Gate, release!" After the release, the world line did not jump back, and everyone was still at his home.

The pink cat head that Jonah was familiar with appeared beside Yoshikage Kira. It hugged the scarred body and ran to the door at an extremely fast speed, trying to escape from the siege of the Jo family.

But he is fast, someone is faster.

Platinum star immediately uttered that invincible word: "The World!"

Time stops flowing.

The time stop ends and time begins to flow again.The tacit understanding belonging to the twins made Jotaro make the right choice. He knocked off the right hand that Yoshikage Kira used to praise.

Like a boss who had been pushed by the brave over and over again with only a trace of blood remaining, Kiraji was lying at the door, his eyes wide open, impotent and furious.Tremblingly, he took out the arrow, wanting to reproduce his behavior in the alley, and start hanging on the spot again.

This time fate did not favor him, the arrow remained motionless as if dead, even if he ruthlessly smashed the arrow into his flesh and blood, nothing happened.

Jonah went up to snatch the arrow in his hand, and said to Huo Zhigao, "Little Huo, give him a bite, I won't hit the one who has only one breath left."

Huo Zhixin went up and punched Kira Yoshikage in the heart, the face of the "boss" who had only a trace of blood improved, but it was not a good thing.

Because the fist of a young corrugated warrior has already come up, it is a familiar taste.

"Ulla Ula Ula Ula Ula Ula!"

Yoshikage Kira flew up again, this time he was flying out, but he fell on the road and his life was unknown.

Jonah blew on his fist and said, "I acted wisely, I'm not dead, let's go and tie up this guy and send him to justice."

At this moment, a whining ambulance suddenly appeared in the darkness. The driver who was concentrating on driving did not see a blond office worker lying on the road, and the wheels went straight over.

"Ah, it seems that something has been crushed. I didn't hear the sound. It must be a small stone?" The driver was puzzled by the feeling from the tires at that moment, but he didn't take it to heart, and drove the ambulance away.

He touched the steering wheel of the ambulance and talked to it, as if it was not a car, but a good friend: "Hey, it's almost eleven o'clock, and we'll go to sleep after this trip!"

……

Today, Yoshikage Kira failed to sleep peacefully at eleven o'clock, and Yoshikage Kira was confirmed dead.