brother's bizarre adventure

The feeling of staring at the back quickly disappeared, but Jonah didn't feel happy because the ghost started doing other things.

It was an ordinary afternoon. He showed his skills in the kitchen as usual, humming a song while shaking the pot, and he was in a happy mood. When the first dish came out of the pot, he looked back and was full of question marks.

The ingredients that have not been processed before have been processed, and they are neatly placed on the plate, just waiting to be cooked.It stands to reason that someone should be happy with the ingredients, but Jonah was a little angry: "Who moved my kitchen knife!"

Obviously not mom, since he started cooking, mom would never enter the kitchen at this point, eliminating the family candidates, leaving only one possibility—the stalker ghost.

"Damn it." Jonah put down the cooked food and started yelling at the kitchen knife, "You bastard, no one told you that you can't touch other people's things without permission!"

The ghost didn't answer, but picked up a kitchen knife, and in front of Jonah, chopped a few potatoes into hair-thin potato shreds.It seems that he is using this kind of behavior to prove his own strength, and to express his mockery of mere human beings: you are so good, you have no right to criticize me.

A tick-tac-toe popped out of Jonah's head: "Asshole, even if you were a chef in your lifetime, it can't prevent me from being happy in the kitchen. Get out of here."

The ghost was unmoved, and even picked up the pot and started cooking. It was obviously a small family stove, and it really felt like a hotel kitchen.It's just a strange scene where a pot is floating in the air and playing with fire and shaking the pot by itself.

"I will never lose to a ghost." Jonah gritted his teeth, picked up another pot, and started to perform with all his cooking skills.Fortunately, there are two small stoves in the house, otherwise we can only watch this guy occupy the kitchen, which would be too hateful.

A duel will end soon, and whoever wins or loses depends on the judges.

Holly: "Jonah, this dish is very delicious today."

Jonah's face was a little dark. The dish that his mother praised was made by a ghost. He failed to adjust his mood. Jotaro held a chopstick of potato shreds and observed carefully: "You guy, have you reached this level of craftsmanship?"

Jonah's face darkened even more, you...you can't get angry at your family.

Nameless ghost, you wait for me!

Having made such a decision in his heart, Jonah heard a sneer in his ears for a moment, and when he listened carefully, the laughter disappeared again.

……

Because of fighting with the ghost, Jonah didn't take part in the walk after dinner. He sat on the corridor of his room with an unlit cigarette in his mouth, staring at the courtyard and thinking about life.

Thinking about whether this ghost is an enemy or a friend, after covering his head for a long time, he couldn't figure it out. Jonah shook his heart, took off the unlit cigarette in his mouth, and began to speak into the air.

"Hey, were you really a chef when you were alive?"

ghost:……

"If you want to cook and go to the restaurant, what do you do with me?"

ghost:……

A little irritable: "Can you speak, just squeak if you can speak."

Ghost: "Ulla."

"Ula, you're big, this is my line."

ghost:……

Okay, you ghost don't bother with you.

"Do you have a name, say your name, maybe we can live in harmony."

ghost:……

"Asshole, are you pretending to be stupid? If you don't answer, I'll give you a name. I promise it won't be a nice name. Hey, report your name quickly."

ghost:……

Anger, anger came up, and I felt the blood vessels in my head throbbing.

"Listen, I'll give you a name now." Jonah thought hard, but his mind went blank, no matter where he was not good at naming. If the person can appear, the expression on his face must be happy.

Happy, happy... with it!

"I figured it out." Jonah slammed his fist on the floor, his face full of excitement, "Since you are so happy when you play with fire, let's call you Happy Fire!"

ghost:……

"Very well, since you didn't say anything, it's just as if you agreed." Jonah was delighted to name his genius, and the joy of playing tricks was unimaginable, and he was healed from being irritated by this guy in the afternoon.

Perhaps names have some strange effect on a ghost, and Jonah feels an indescribable wave in the air, and a voice in his head tells him that the ghost is about to manifest.

Sure enough, a faint figure began to appear in the air not far in front of him, and then appeared at an extremely fast speed.

Then Jonah froze on the spot, with a dumbfounded expression and his jaw almost hit the floor, this, this guy, why is he like this!

Floating in the air was a big blue-skinned man with a strong body and muscles. His hair was thick and fluttered upwards in an unscientific way. He was wearing nothing but a two-piece loincloth, showing off his muscles wantonly.

Jonah was dazed for a moment, and finally regained his sanity, and tried to say to the blue-skinned man, "The joy of fire?"

The big blue-skinned man showed a smile and gave a Uh-huh sound. Hearing the tone, he seemed very satisfied with the name.

Jonah: ...

He picked up the cigarette just now, stuffed it into his mouth, lit the fire, and continued to think about life.Thinking that this kind of strong man is throwing the pot, the smoke in his mouth will drop.

Melancholy, he blew out a smoke ring, and he asked the big man, no, Huo Zhigao: "What else do you do besides tossing the pot?"

The expression on Huo Zhixin's face instantly became serious, he looked up at the sky, and then moved a bit.The body changed from a relaxed floating state to standing upright, stretched out a hand to Jonah, and asked solemnly: "Excuse me, are you my master?"

Slap, Jonah's cigarette really dropped this time, and the barrage started to run wild in his mind.

Damn, it turned out to be the ghost of the moon. What kind of trouble is this re-engraving of the famous painting of Saber and Shirou on the moon!In order to speak the lines, I deliberately found a moon directly above the forehead, lighting the perfect angle.

Enough is enough, really enough.

Stuffing out the cigarette that fell on the floor, wiping his face and adjusting his expression, Jonah said in a voice that gave up treatment, "Can you be more serious."

Huo Zhixi tilted his head happily, and a Ula sounded full of doubts appeared.There was no response, so he took a pose and said the famous line again.

Jonah felt that he was about to burst, and gave up on himself: "Do you mean that you have to answer?"

Huozhi nodded happily.

"Old Comrade Xu, please tell me if you hear it, is my filming written as fatejojo ​​and read it as the Holy Grail War?" Jonah muttered in a low voice, pausing for three seconds, no sound came from the void.

Fantasy is wrong, let's face reality friends.

"All right, all right, isn't it just an answer? I admit it, and I'm happy to hear it." Jonah sat upright and began to sing, "I am your master!" After the lines were spoken, what will happen next? Quickly brush it out, even the Holy Grail War I can accept it.

Once again, the reality deviated from Jonah's imagination. There was no command spell rune in his hand, but Huo Zhigao was inspired by this line to a certain pattern.

The strong blue man made a Ulla sound, his left hand turned into a fist, and he hit Jonah straight. Before he could react, the huge fist had already penetrated into his left chest.

Jonah looked down, and only saw a section of his wrist. The big fist had already lurked into the body regardless of the body. Calculating the distance, it happened to be the heart.

Just a little pinch...

"Grass! I'm going to kill you just because I'm happy to name you Huozhi. If you don't like it, just tell me!" At the critical moment, Jonah's rationality was stunned by this punch, and the rest was full of barrage, "I'm still here!" There are names such as Joy of Earth, Joy of Water, and Sadness of Wood, not to mention the coolness of Frostmourne, if you have an opinion, just say it!"

Before he could continue to read the barrage in his mind, the big man had already retracted his fist, and then obediently sat beside Jonah and stared at him.

Jonah touched his left chest: "Great, my heart hasn't burst yet, and I'm still alive." Looking up, he saw Huo Zhixin's face begging for praise like a puppy.

Anger rose from his heart, and evil grew to his guts. Ignoring the difference in size between the two, Jonah grabbed Huo Zhigao's shoulder and shook violently.

It was embarrassing that he didn't shake it, but it didn't matter. After finding that he couldn't shake it, Jonah paused for a moment, then grabbed the muscles on his shoulders and began to question: "You guy, explain it to me!"

Huo Zhixin thought for a moment, and some small purple vines emerged from his right hand, extending into the courtyard, picked up a small stone and threw it towards Jonah.

Jonah wanted to escape, but was held down by Huo Zhixin's strong hands, and could only watch the stone hit.

As a result, the expected pain did not come, and when it was about to hit the body, the stone seemed to be blocked by something invisible, stopped about one centimeter from the skin, and then fell to the ground.

"This is... a protective shield?"

Huo Zhixin took back the vines in his hand, looked left and right, found what he wanted in his room behind Jonah, released the vines and repeated his tricks, and took out a utility knife.

Then he cut his arm in front of Jonah, and he was fine.

Jonah's arm was cut immediately, and blood flowed out.

"What happened, why did I get injured suddenly. I'm going to get the medicine kit." Before he got up, something strange appeared in the wound.Looking closer, there are some very small white silk threads, which seem to be suturing the wound. These white silk threads move very fast, and the opening on the hand is quickly closed and healed. The healing process.

If it wasn't for the lingering pain from just now in the brain, if the clothes weren't torn and there were blood stains on them, Jonah would have thought it was an illusion just now.

"This is the legendary treatment?"

When he came back to his senses, Jonah's face was full of doubts: "It's unscientific, what the hell are those white silk threads, I'm so happy, did you do this, explain it quickly!"

Huo Zhixiu thought for a moment, then snapped his fingers.

So Jonah found himself covered with little purple vines with tiny flowers and tiny fruits.

"Grass!"

After seeing that Jonah could see it, Huo Zhixiu copied the behavior just now, and this time Jonah saw it clearly.

What blocked the stone was the vine and its branches and leaves, and what sutured the wound was the root system of the vine, and those white silk threads were the roots of the vine.

One is shield, one is milk, perfect.

Jonah accepted this kind of fantasy, Jonah lit a cigarette, and thought about life facing the moon: "I need to be quiet."

Huozhi was happy to hear this, and snapped his fingers, those visible vines faded and turned into invisible energy shields again, and then his own figure also faded and disappeared into the air.

Tell the master to be quiet, which he did, what an empathetic stand-in.

The author has something to say: HappyFire: I am a botanical healer who looks like a strong blue man and is named Happy Fire. Is there a problem?

What, you have a problem, look at my huge fist and say it again?

Substitute Name: HappyFire (Happy Fire, Happy Fire, Happy Red Flame)

Personality: It looks the same as Platinum Star, the difference lies in the color.Platinum is mainly purple and blue is supplemented, and happy fire is mainly blue and purple is supplemented.The colors of the two stand-ins are just opposite.

Destructive power: C

Speed: C

Range: A

Durable: A

Precision: B

Growth: B

Punching to the chest is a skill prerequisite, which will be explained later.