brother's bizarre adventure

"Sakura, Dad named your substitute, Guardian Wood."

Dongfang Jousuke expressed doubts: "Mr. Jonah, this stand-in is not a plant, why is it called wood?"

Jonah: "My joy of fire is not the fire department. Isn't it strange that there is fire in the name?" He thought that the reason was not convincing enough. He turned his head and said with a serious expression, "Stand-in warfare is intelligence warfare. The name of the stand-in must not reveal the real information, using wood as a name can confuse the enemy, and wood can make fire, which is very in line with the stand-in's own ability, it confuses the enemy and has connotations, very good!"

Dongfang Jousuke: Can you explain it like that? ? ?

Jotaro and Giorno, who are familiar with Jonah's nature: ...

They dared to bet on their stand-in, Jonah chose this name for no reason at all, it just popped out of his mind in a flash.

That is to say, Dongfang Jousuke will be fooled into living, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Huo Zhixin came out with the dishes, and when he heard the name of Sakura's stand-in, he praised him greatly: "The guardian of the wood, I like it."

Jonah: "I wouldn't give you that name if you liked it."

Huozhi happily glared at Jonah: "Small, I'm going to throw away all your chili peppers, don't even think about eating spicy food today." If you don't eat spicy food, you will kill the star people, play with you.

This double can't be taken anymore, Jonah's tactical black face.

Seeing it, Xu Lun comforted him repeatedly: "Dad is not angry, Xu Lun will show Dad a substitute."

Xu Lun took a deep breath, put on the posture of a magic girl vodka with one finger, and shouted in a very imposing manner: "Vodka! Extremely pure!"

Jotaro didn't want to talk, why is there vodka here, Xu Lun can't be allowed to read magical girl comics anymore.

Jonah didn't expect Xu Lun to come out like this. It was very hard to hold back his laughter. He couldn't laugh, absolutely couldn't laugh.

"Look, Dad!" Xu Lun showed everyone his double.

A little blue baby with two heads and a body.

Xu Lun pursed his lips: "Why is Xu Xu's stand-in so small, he doesn't look like Dad at all."

Platinum Star supported the blue baby with two heads and a body with one hand, the contrast was quite obvious.

Xu Lun was unhappy when he saw it.

"Father, Xu Lun wants a substitute!"

Uh, I'm afraid this is a bit difficult. It is obviously impossible for a six-year-old child to have a double of the size of a Platinum Star.

"Slowly." Jonah tried to comfort Xu Lun, "The stand-in will grow up with the main body. You are still young, so the stand-in is like this. When you grow up and be as strong as your father, the stand-in will grow up with you."

Jotaro pushed Jonah, hey, what does it mean to be as strong as his father, Xu Lun can't grow up to 195 at all, okay, you can't deceive children.

Xu Lun didn't think so much, and raised his baby stand-in: "Really, can she also grow to the size of Platinum Star and Huo Zhixin?"

This is hard to say.

Jonah thought for three seconds, nodded, and looked serious: "Yes!" Just as Huozhi was happy to come out to set the dishes, Jonah took Xu Lun out of Platinum Star's arms and sat him down at the dining table, "From today Start to eat well, don't be picky eaters, you will grow fast, and the double will also grow fast."

Xu Lun turned to look at the stand-in who came with her, and said with great interest, "Xu Xu must have a good meal." After thinking about it, she felt that she had to do something to express her decision not to be picky eaters, picked up the knife and fork, and said, "Dad, I want to eat green peppers!"

This is unnecessary, there is no need to forcefully eat the green peppers that I hate the most in order to grow taller.

"There are no green peppers today, and dinner is served. Ni Jiang, Sakura, and Giorno are all over for dinner. Jousuke, let me show you, the only one in the world that has a sophisticated b stand-in feast."

"Great, I'll ask mom to come over later."

……

After the meal, Tomoko went back to her room to prepare lessons, while a group of stand-ins continued to chat in front of the TV.

Dongfang Jousuke asked Jonah curiously: "Jonathan, where is your Thomson? Where did you put it?" It looks like there is something hidden.

Jonah laughed after hearing this, and said, "Gioluno, show that to Jousuke."

Giorno took out a beetle from his pocket and said, "This is Papa's Thomson."

Dongfang Josuke: ...

What is the relationship between the beetle and Thompson, he was about to ask, and saw that the beetle began to change, from a beetle to a fresh Thompson in a short time.

!!!

Giorno activated his ability again to turn Thomson into a beetle, saying: "My ability is to create life. Turning things that are inconvenient to transport into beetles can save a lot of work."

Dongfang Jousuke picked up the beetle and observed it carefully, remembering Giorno's previous description of his abilities.

"My ability is only to create life, and now I can only create gadgets like insects."

At that time, there was no specific concept, but now I finally realize how powerful this ability is.

"Si Guoyi, great!" He held the beetle and asked, "Can I try to restore it?"

Giorno became interested when he heard it: "Yes, Crazy Diamond should be fine, try it quickly."

"Du la la la la la!"

Thomson appeared again.

The two boys were excited as if they had discovered a new world.

"It's really okay."

Giorno immediately took out all the other insects on his body and put them on the table: "These are Dad's other collections, guess what they are?"

Dongfang Jousuke rolled up his sleeves and picked an insect casually: "You will know when it is restored." Obviously, he and Giorno played the restoration beetle as a blind box opener.

Recovering and becoming a worm, the two high school students had a great time.

Xu Lun and Ying also thought it was very interesting to open the blind box, so they got together to play together.

Jonah has black lines all over his head. My collection is not for this kind of fun. Forget it, just be happy. Those special products are all insured, so there will be no accidental injury.

Jotaro glanced briefly at the four people who "opened the blind box", and warned Jonah: "Don't play in front of Xu Lun." The child saw what he wanted to do, Xu Lun was still so young, he couldn't handle the recoil .

Jonah looked at Jotaro with the expression that you thought I was stupid: "Of course not, I am a proper father."

Jotaro wanted to roll his eyes, you have a sense of proportion, you can't finish talking about your strange operations all day and night.

He turned to look at the children: "Go back to the hotel after playing for a while, the old man is waiting for us."

Jonah added: "No, you can play as long as you want. Grandpa is going to meet an old friend today, and he is not in the hotel."

The few people who happily opened the blind box made joyful voices.

"Old friend?" Jotaro wondered, "Is the old man in Moriou Town?"

"Yes, friends who flew from Italy to see Grandpa, if they guess correctly, they should go to that Italian restaurant for dinner at night, and maybe they can still see them now."

"Not interested in."

"whispering sound."

……

Meanwhile, at the Italian restaurant.

Joseph ate a bowl of cuttlefish spaghetti at a leisurely pace.

"Xisa, why did you come to Duwang Town, I didn't inform you."

Caesar folded his hands on his chest: "Come and see Jojo's joke."

"How could this be?" Complaining like this, Mr. Joseph showed no dissatisfaction on his face, "I haven't eaten cuttlefish noodles for a long time."

The chef came out at the right time and set up the dishes: "Two desserts, please eat slowly."