brother's bizarre adventure

The college entrance examination is coming soon, let me give you a special episode of campus sand sculptures.

1. Zhang San awakened his stand-in ability when he was in junior high school. When he got the appraisal report, he thought, so I didn't have hallucinations in the second year of middle school.

Afterwards, there was nothing to talk about. He transferred to a private school that only accepts substitute messenger students. It is said that the staff and students in this school are all substitute messengers, and even the gatekeepers and cleaning staff have the ability to substitute.

It would be best for young stand-in messengers to go to school there.

On the day of Zhang San's enrollment, there were about a dozen classmates who enrolled together. Everyone was very curious about each other, but they had just met, and they were not familiar enough to show off each other's doubles.

Not seeing a stand-in made the group of children even more curious. What about all the stand-in emissaries that were promised? Where are all the stand-ins? Which one of you will release one for everyone to see and see.

This continues until

In the first class "Correct Understanding of Substitutes", in addition to the freshmen, even

Seeing the blond donut senior sitting next to him, Zhang San looked kindly, and asked him, "Isn't this a class for freshmen?"

Donut senior: "That's right, but Professor Kujo asked everyone to listen to it again every time the school starts, really."

"Oh, thank you senior, my name is Zhang San, please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

Senior Donut introduced himself: "I am Giorno Joestar, please give me your advice when we meet for the first time."

The class bell rang, and the lecturer walked into the classroom with the textbooks in his hands. All the freshmen couldn't help but gasp.

Zhang San was no exception, he looked at the "person" on the podium, and said in surprise: "This, this is?" He grabbed Senior Giorno's shoulder, "Senior, is that, isn't it..."

Giorno calmly took off Zhang San's hand and replied, "You are right, it is a stand-in."

"It's the first time I've seen someone else's double. He's so beautiful, with muscles and hair."

Giorno was expressionless and didn't want to speak.

The teacher's stand-in wrote a line on the blackboard - HF, the speaker of "Correctly Knowing Stand-Ins".

"Ulla, be more active! As you can see, I'm a stand-in, you can call me Mr. HF, there is only one class in this class, so listen carefully."

After a simple self-introduction, the substitute teacher HF gave a lecture. The content was simple and easy to understand. It was really useful for the newly awakened substitute messengers, but it was weird for a substitute to teach others how to recognize the substitute.

A class was over quickly, and the freshmen and old students attending the class walked out of the classroom together, and walked to the classroom of the next class.Their school mainly accepts substitute envoys, and the number of them cannot reach the configuration of ordinary schools, and there is no fixed classroom. If you want to take any class, you just rush to the classroom corresponding to the professor.

On the way, Zhang San chatted with the classmates who were already a little familiar with the substitute teacher just now.

"Mr. HF should be the kind of stand-in with self-awareness. I don't know who it is. He is so handsome. Is the main body nearby?" The teacher himself said that there is no perfect hexagonal panel stand-in in the world. If there is a long, there will be another short.A stand-in with self-awareness generally cannot be too far away from the main body. The teacher emphasized the word general.

A classmate replied: "No, I just inquired about it." He lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "The teacher HF is actually Professor Kujo, who is in charge of teaching science. He asked for leave today and didn't come."

Zhang San immediately reacted: "The main body is not at school, why did Mr. HF show up." The agreed substitute should not be too far away from the main body.

The classmate who broke the news said proudly: "This is the strength of Mr. HF. He has high intelligence and long range. Alas, why am I not such a double? If I had such a double, how could I be like this?"

"Wash up and go to sleep."

"The next class is mathematics. I hate mathematics the most."

When the math teacher came in, everyone was surprised again, it turned out to be HF teacher.

"Yo, you are all very energetic. I read that right, this double is your math teacher, cheer up!"

Freshmen have deepened their understanding and admiration of HF teacher. They are so smart and want to.

But everyone has another guess about this. This Professor Kongtiao is probably not a smart person. The sub-personality is in the double, otherwise his double would be extraordinarily smart.

By the way, there is one more thing. It is said that Teacher HF has his own salary slip. Of course, no one knows what is the use of a substitute asking for a salary slip.

2. The principal of Jo Academy is Jonathan Joestar, and the vice-principal is Dio.

But the two of them seldom show up. One likes to go out to do archaeology, and the other sleeps in his own coffin. School affairs are basically handled by Elena, the school manager.

There are two professors, one teaches Chinese and the other teaches science. If someone asks for leave, the other will come to take over the class, because they both look the same, and the substitutes are also very similar. Students who have just entered the school often cannot distinguish between the two professors. who.

Old students say that after a long time, they will naturally be able to distinguish.It doesn't matter if you can't tell the difference, the professor won't let you pass the final exam just because you know him.

3. The freshmen who just started school saw a good show. Professor Kujo and the vice principal of dio fought in the playground.

It happened to be a cloudy day today, and the vice-principal seldom wanted to go for a walk while squatting at home, so he went out holding a sun umbrella, and met Professor Kujo at school.

Some students asked: "Which professor is it?"

The classmate who excitedly spread the news: "How do I know, I have never distinguished them."

"Don't interrupt. Later, after the meeting, I heard that their relationship is very bad. It is easy to fight when the principal is not around."

Bao inquired about classmate: "I heard that I was not speculative and had a quarrel. I was arguing and arguing to make an appointment to the playground, and I am laning now."

"Hurry up, hurry up, watch the fun, maybe you can see Teacher Kongtiao's stand-in make a move. Teacher HF called back my math homework again yesterday, woo woo woo."

The news spread quickly, and a group of people rushed to the playground.

But someone got the news faster than them. A few teachers were standing on the sidelines watching the show, and occasionally there were a few old students who looked familiar, and they didn't know what they were talking about when they stood together.

"Oh, it's Professor Kongtiao. As expected, there are two of them. I finally saw two Professor Kongtiao appear together at the same time." Some students exclaimed.

"Did you always think there was only one?"

"How can you blame me for this? They look so similar, and anyone will misunderstand."

"Stop arguing, stop arguing, the vice principal has spoken."

The freshmen quickly quieted down, waiting for the laning to start.

"Oh, why don't you choose to run away, but choose to approach Ben Dio instead?"

"If I don't get close to you, how can I blow you up, Dio!"

……

Jonah, who was watching the play, turned his head and asked the art teacher next to him, Kakyoin: "Why are they fighting again?"

Kakyoin coughed lightly and began to imitate the origin of the conflict between the two.

"Jo Taro, he is still wearing high school uniforms at a young age, middle school two, boxers and boxers."

"Dio, it's childish to wear crotch pants when you're old."

Jonah: emmmmm, it sounds funny, but it really looks like something these two can do.

While they're chatting, the battle between dio and Jotaro has advanced to the next level.

"Dio, how dare you ruin my $[-] pair of pants."

Dio: "Didn't it be [-] yen last time?"

"That's not the point, cafeteria Polijiang, Ola Ola Ola Ola!" Professor Kongtiao called out his substitute, and the freshmen present collectively exclaimed.

"cool!"

"Platinum Star I love you!"

"Yeah Kama wash!"

"Okay professor, yes professor, we'll be quiet now."

"Huh, my smashing Varudo is invincible. Smash! Varudo!"

When time stopped and the flow resumed, Dio had disappeared in place and appeared above Jotaro. He was carrying a plush toy road roller and was throwing it at Jotaro.

"Takizawa Rola, wryyyyyy! Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da!"

A stuffed toy obviously couldn't do Jotaro any harm, he grabbed the stuffed roller, threw it aside, and hit back with his fist.

"Ola Ola Ola Ola Ola!"

Kakyoin: "Why is there a road roller here! The principal has obviously removed all the road rollers in a radius of a hundred miles."

Jonah: "Don't worry, it's just a plush toy. However, why is Dio so fond of road rollers? I don't know where he got them. It's enough to move a road roller every now and then. The world doesn't care. Resist it?"

He was complaining happily here, Huozhixiu burst out, staring at the plush toy that was thrown on the ground with a bad look on his face.

"Xiao Huo, what are you doing out here, do you want to fight Dio too?"

Onlookers: "It's really like it. Except for the color, everything else is the same. I don't know if he can do the Ola Ola boxing. I haven't seen Teacher HF make a move yet."

"Shut up, be careful the professor yells again, "Kamaxi."

Huo Zhixie: "That plush toy is a gift from me to Xu Lun. Although Xu Lun doesn't like it now and has been throwing it in the warehouse, but it was given by me!"

Jonah was stunned for a moment, with a question mark on his forehead: "Huh?" Wait, wait, he suddenly figured out the relationship, Dio, this crumb, stopped and snatched Xu Lun's toys.

His eyes became sharp in an instant, and he said, "Huo Zhigao, you know where Dio's coffin is, right? Go and carry it out."

Huo Zhigao: "Are you going to perform that again?"

Jonah clenched his fist: "Yes, throw his coffin to me in the cafeteria, and then pour hot sauce on it. I don't believe it, and I can sleep like this!"

Huo Zhixiu happily drifted away, no matter what he did, he would be happy if he could persecute Dio.

Jonah took off his jacket to reveal his hard muscles, and strode towards Dio, "Dio, you managed to piss me off, Ulla Ula Ula Ula Ula!"

The onlookers said, "Jonah's gone anyway, find someone to pull them away."

"The wood is big, the wood is big, the wood is big!"

"Ola Ora Ora!"

"Ulla Ula Ula!"

"This scene, I have to go to you, I can't bear it."

"Principal, go and call the principal."

"The principal went to archaeology."

"As for the school manager, hurry up and find the school manager Elena personally. If the fight continues, the playground will need to be repaired. There is not enough funds!"

All of a sudden, there was chaos on the playground. Some of the teachers wanted to persuade them to fight but dared not, and some of them went to find someone who could take care of it.The students were very happy watching it, they were so high.