brother's bizarre adventure

Jonah saw that the pink cat gave a thumbs up with his left hand, and a turtle car fell from the back of its hand, and after standing still, it drove towards Jonah, yelling: "The roast chicken is going to be gone.

Huo Zhixin popped up and said: "After my previous observations, this toy car is controlled by heat, it will run after the heat source, and it won't blow itself up, and it can blow up again after being blown up once."

"Huh?" Jonah's eyes became sharper, but his tone was sharp, "It sounds difficult to deal with, how can we avoid it."

Huo Zhigao had a serious face: "If it's cold, it won't be chased and blown up."

Jonah turned to look at Huo Zhigao: "Are you serious?"

"Cough, I'm just kidding." Huo Zhigao removed the muscle-effect skin on himself, revealing a vine-like body, and the vines began to grow, entangled the turtle car, "It's just a bomb car, it's a trivial matter. I'll deal with this double, you go to the main body."

"That's about the same." Jonah rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the blonde office worker, "Although I don't know what abilities you have, I won't be afraid."

The blond office worker is full of confidence: "The Killer Queen has already touched it..." The Killer Queen's first bomb, the things touched will become bombs, and the explosion is silent and there is no residue. It is really a good thing for destroying corpses. .

Jonah didn't care about the rhetoric at all, just took a deep breath and rushed forward: "Idiot, I am the body with double a speed, I just hit you." No matter what bomb he is, the body will lose consciousness, and some of the substitute's abilities will also disappear, one punch is not enough Just two punches.

Rapid buff ripple sprint!

The blond office worker didn't see how this man got here at all, and a huge fist hit him directly in the face.

"Ula!"

So fast, how can humans be so fast!

The serenity-hungry commuter had sonnabakonen on his mind as the nosebleeds flew out.

Hit people first in the face, and then hit other places after the beating. Jonah hammered the hearts, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys of office workers. He specially added healing ripples when hammering, so that the pain can be maximized, but it will not be fatally injured. .

Commonly known as the deadly and repeated Ula technique.

It took a full 10 minutes to pull people away before Jonah stopped his fists.At this time, the office worker's face was so swollen that his own mother didn't recognize him, but his body parts were fine. There was no blood, and no arms or legs were missing. He still looked like a human being. Only the office workers themselves know.

The pink cat head disappeared as early as the first punch because the main body was in a trance, and the turtle car... um, where is the turtle car?

Jonah asked Huo Zhixiu, who was watching the play, "Will the roast chicken lose the car?"

Huo Zhigao pointed to the ground: "When you were beating someone, I dug a hole and buried that tortoise in it, heh heh, I don't believe he can come out like this."

"Very good." Jonah blew on the hot fists from the continuous punching, "It's so hot, I'll go buy a glass of iced Coke to comfort myself, and then turn this guy to the police station."

"Want to watch him?"

"No, I know what I did. Unless the sky sends a cheat, he will never wake up and run away."

"That's what you said."

5 minute later.

The place where the office worker was lying was empty, and the ice cola in Jonah's hand dropped, he was dumbfounded: "What kind of person is this guy? He can still run away after being like this, damn it!"

……

Jotaro received the notification from Josuke, and called Platinum Star to find his brother who was running around immediately.When he found someone, Jonah was sitting under a sun umbrella drinking iced Coke. He didn't look injured, but his expression, no matter how you looked at it, looked like a bad face.

He sat down opposite Jonah: "Jousuke said you were attacked by a substitute?"

Jonah's expression began to twist: "I beat him up, but that guy was very resistant to beatings, and ran away while I was shopping."

Huo Zhixin popped up and began to explain the ins and outs: "My precise vision saw an ordinary office worker with a human hand in his pocket. Thinking about it, I felt really abnormal, so I started investigating..."

Listening to Huo Zhixin's endless chatter, Jonah complained silently in his heart, why did this set of words sound like cross talk, and when did he awaken this talent.

Jotaro didn't realize that there was something wrong, he nodded frequently, and directly reached out his hand to Huozhi Gao after listening: "Give me the sketch of that office worker, I'll keep an eye on it."

The underlying meaning of this is that if he sees that office worker, he will give Ola a meal, as expected of the invincible Mr. Jotaro.

Huozhi happily knocked on Jonah: "Give me your little book."

Jonah took out his notebook to make Huo Zhi happy, and he bowed his head to draw.

To Jotaro: "Ni-chan, this double is yours, right?"

Jotaro: Yeah, yeah, beat the thief.

"The drawing is finished, it's this guy, pay attention, he will drop bombs, I have buried a bomb in the shape of a turtle car, but I'm not sure if he will recover it afterwards." Huo Zhixin handed the sketch to Cheng Taro.

Jotaro glanced at it, put the painting in his pocket, and solemnly explained: "My Platinum Star is invincible." After speaking, he stood up and left gracefully.

Jonah looked at the back of Jotaro leaving, and said happily to Huozhi: "He just said that he is invincible, right?"

Huozhi nodded happily: "Is there any problem, Platinum Star is indeed invincible."

Jonah thought to himself, I said you were invincible before, but you were quickly bombed, and this time Jotaro also claimed to be invincible, so nothing will happen, it shouldn’t be so metaphysical...

Probably not, it was a coincidence before, he comforted himself so.

……

At the same time, the office worker who was beaten until his mother didn't recognize him returned to his home.

His dead ghost father who lived in the photo wailed when he saw his son become like this: "My Ji Ying, why did you become like this, who did it!"

The office worker lay on the tatami to relax, and it took a while to reply, with a bit of gnashing of teeth in his tone: "Damn it, how can I go to work like this, I am really ashamed to ask for leave!"

Even if you don't want to go to work any more, the problem of body and facial image will make office workers have to give up this plan.When the leave request was approved, what he felt was not happiness, but hatred. The daily habit was broken, and he would definitely not be able to sleep today, damn it.

The father was used to his son ignoring him, so he continued to ask: "Ji Ying, what happened to you, Ji Ying, Dad can help you."

The office worker finally realized the existence of his father, and replied: "Someone is investigating me. It is a big man named Jonah Kujo. He just arrived in Duwang Town recently. I will definitely not let him go."

The father suddenly became furious: "How dare you hurt my son, father, I will never let him go, Ji Ying told me what he looks like, I will go find him, and father will avenge you."

The office worker described the image of the big man, and the father immediately took a photo and went out with the photo: "Jiying, I will definitely find him when there is good news from my father. You take care of your wounds."

The office workers lay on the tatami mats, felt the pain of being beaten, stared at the ceiling, and said a word: "I want to go to work."