brother's bizarre adventure

The result of Sakura's psychological diagnosis is not good, and the general psychological sorting is useless to her.

Jonah couldn't tell the embarrassing encounter, even if he told it, the normal doctors on the set would not be able to understand those worms at all.

After consulting a doctor, Jonah came up with a way.

It made Sakura's life completely different from before. In order to find out the specific operation method, he deliberately called Kirei and Kariya, summed up Sakura's daily life before, and carefully wrote it down in a small notebook.

"Tohsaka's family, a cute and shy little girl, her father is elegant and serious, she rarely plays with ordinary children, if she is too emotional, her father will say that she is not elegant enough.

What the hell kind of education is this, magicians are really... tsk tsk.

In the Matou family, the grandfather is a pervert, the nominal father is a coward, the elder brother is a scum, and the family is full of bugs.This day can't be passed.

If it were to be the exact opposite. "

Jonah thought about the actual situation of his home, and wrote like a wind.

"Jo's family, grandpa is a 69-year-old old villain who can still beat a hundred-year-old ancestor, mom, oh, Sakura doesn't have a mother for now, but Mother He Li will definitely welcome Sakura.

Dad is just under me, a bad, what is elegance, high is over.

My brother is invincible, there are no bugs in the house, only muscle doubles and beautiful plant doubles full of human aesthetics. "

After carefully reading what he had written twice, Jonah made a pleasant voice: "Nice! There is no need to deliberately compare, it is completely the opposite. Well, the family environment is settled, and Sakura's personal image also needs to be changed. I don't know if she likes it or not. I like the same hairstyle as my dad and me."

Jonah stuffed the small notebook into his jacket pocket, and rushed to find Sakura, intending to implement the plan from today.He was so full of tricks that he didn't realize at all that the family relationship he wrote in the notebook was wrong for Sakura, but it didn't matter, Jo's family didn't care about seniority!

Sakura agreed to Jonah's father's suggestion and cut her father's short hair.The closet is full of beautiful little dresses bought by He Li's mother and bad-fashioned high-end clothes bought by the straight boy's father.

Jonah's father explained this style of clothing that doesn't match the little girl: "Sakura can not wear it, but it must be in the wardrobe. A wardrobe with only skirts has no soul!"

"Father is right." Thinking this way, Sakura changed herself into an unhealthy attire. In front of the mirror, she looked at her completely opposite style, showing a faint smile, "It looks the same as Dad."

When Kotomine Kirei received the postcard from Jonah, the expression of the always calm priest almost cracked.

The address of the photo is Italy, the background is a fishing boat sailing on the sea, one big and one small standing on the boat, Jonah is holding a big crab with claws and claws, Sakura is holding a fish, both of them have short hair, sunglasses and black sun protection clothing, It doesn't look like a fisherman who goes fishing, but more like the boss of Mafia who takes his daughter out to play.

Kirei stared at this photo for a long time, finally accepted this scene, and muttered: "I don't know if Jonah caught a shark in Italy this time." He thought, Mr. Tokiomi would definitely not say enough when he saw Sakura like this grace.

It's a pity that Tokiomi-sensei couldn't see it.

……

Italy.

Uncle Bugarati smiled and handed over the camera: "Mr. Kongtiao, the photo is ready."

Jonah: "Nice, Bugaratisan, today's fishing spot is very good, I caught a fish!" The crabs were caught in the sea by Huo Zhixin, in order to make up the effect of the show.

Uncle Bucciarati showed a simple smile of the working people: "Do you want to return to the voyage? Brulo has contacted a restaurant in the urban area that can process these catches."

"Go back." Jona waved his hand, pretending to be the captain, holding Sakura and standing on the bow, letting the sea breeze mess up his hair, "Sakura, wait a little longer, Dad will make you big crabs to eat."

"As long as it's made by Dad, Sakura is fine."

……

In the urban restaurant, Jonah borrowed the kitchen of the restaurant to show off, allowing Brulo and Sakura to see the sophisticated cooking.

"Brulo, is your father still unwilling to come to the city?"

"Dad said he was used to being a fisherman, and it's fine now."

"That's it, just be happy. Brulo, how is your schoolwork? Do you need extra-curricular tutoring? When I was young, I skipped 50 days of school to fight, and my grades became the last, thanks to extra-curricular tutoring."

There was a hint of embarrassment on Brulo's face: "Well, I'm going to see the back kitchen, Mr. Kujo, I'll leave for a while."

Jonah looked confused, and asked Sakura: "Do you still want to go see after the kitchen is finished?"

Sakura: Dad is really slow in some places.

"Yeah, Sakura, do you want to eat ice cream?"

"Dad wants to eat it himself."

"Damn it, how can you talk about this kind of thing." Jonah put down the crab leg in his hand, looking annoyed that his thoughts had been punctured, "It's decided, I'm going to buy ice cream. Sakura, you stay here, Dad go Go and come."

This unreliable guy never thought that eating seafood and ice cream together might cause diarrhea.

……

"This guest, your cocoa ice cream."

"Thank you."

Jonah was walking back with three ice creams. When he passed a small alley, he saw a few little ghosts bullying another child from the corner of his eye.

"Huh?" He turned back, and his expression became sharp after seeing the situation clearly.

He is a delinquent boy, and the worst thing he can see is that there are gangsters bullying people in the alley. This reminds him of the passionate time when he beat people to the hospital in high school.

Huozhi is happy to accompany Sakura in the restaurant, but it doesn't matter, he is still the most capable guy on the street without a substitute.

"You little devils, what are you doing!"

The little devils who were bullying looked back and saw a tall man blocking the entrance of the alley, with a fierce expression on his face, he was capable of hitting at a glance, glanced at each other, and walked away.

"Hey, what are you running, come back and apologize."

The little devils ran even faster, and said while running: "Giorno, you are lucky this time."

"Really, didn't the parents of these little devils teach you not to bully people casually?" Jonah complained in the direction where the little devils left, and looked down at the child who was being bullied. Just as he was about to speak, the child hugged his thigh .

"father!"

Um?hmmmm? ? ?

What's the situation, why am I being called Dad again.

Just as he was about to say something, the child raised his head, and it was the familiar weeping cat head: "Father."

I grass!

Jonah was stunned, and dropped an ice cream in his hand.

"Hatsuruno? Why are you here?" What the hell is going on with the child's mother, she doesn't care if she is bullied.

Before Jonah could make the next move, a familiar voice came from behind: "Dad."

Looking back, Brulo is holding Sakura, and the expression on Sakura's face seems a bit scary.

Brulo explained with a dry smile: "Mr. Kujo, you haven't come back, so I'll take Sakura out to have a look."

"Dad, who is she/he and why did you call you Dad?"

The two children spoke together, and a drop of cold sweat dripped from Jonah's forehead, and the remaining two ice creams fell to the ground with a thud.

The author has something to say: Brother, take a look at their Shura field, and then look at yours.As expected of a man full of buffs from his old father, he was so terrifying.

Furry's perspective: My father stepped on the bgm and came out with the light behind his back, scaring away all the younger brothers with one sentence, super cool.

Sakura's perspective: My dad kills bugs, beats up grandpa, takes me to watch fireworks, it's great.