brother's bizarre adventure

After the gangster incident, Jonah had been waiting for several days for the big brother behind the gangster to come out with a roar, and then block the two brothers, so that everyone could see the unprofessional fighting power.

However, the reality is that absolutely nothing happened.

"Ni-chan, tell me, when will those bastards come back?" Jonah said while gesturing at his moves at that time.

"You really want to fight?"

"No, I just want to see how many fights I can get." Is there any problem with a 17-year-old adolescent boy wanting to fight? No problem at all.

Jotaro said flatly, "Not interested."

Jonah couldn't help but look sideways: "Are you serious, do you want me to describe how you did it?" At least three of the five people were beaten by this guy, and such people actually said that they were not interested in fighting.

Jotaro refused to answer this question, he lifted his hat, and said the catchphrase: "Yeah, yeah, hit the thief."

A duplicitous guy, Jonah made an evaluation in his heart.

After lunch, Jonah saw Jotaro blatantly walking out of the school gate with long legs. The security guard seemed to be blind and did not stop him at all.

When he came back, there was a finger-thick gold chain hanging from his collar, which jingled and bumped when he walked, which was very pleasant to hear.

Jonah's head was full of black lines: "Jotaro, why are you wearing a gold chain?"

"Call me Ni-chan, thank you." Jotaro pointed to his gold chain, "Don't you think this decoration is very handsome?"

"No, it's like a roadside robber. Mom will be sad to see you like this."

Jotaro: "No, I'll pretend to be you then."

"How can you repair, Jotaro, are you such a cunning guy!" Jonah grabbed Jotaro's gold chain, clenched his fists as if he was about to hit his face.

"Yeah, beat the thief." Jotaro unhurriedly rescued the gold chain, "I said I'm going to call Ni-chan."

Jonah punched it down: Ulla!

Classmate A on the side of the road: "Student Kujo has such a good relationship."

Classmate B: "It's a fist fight, the relationship is really good."

Euler, Euler, Euler, Euler!

Ulla Ula Ula Ula!

……

After school in the afternoon, Jonah went through the plot of "Today's Meal at Kujo's House" as usual, but something seemed to have happened at school. When he came home with the vegetables, Jotaro was sitting in the dining room doing his homework.

"?" Didn't this guy come back after participating in club activities? Look at the time on the wall, he can do his homework at this time, unless he just came back after school.

"Ni Jiang, why did you come back so early today, what about club activities?"

There was a trace of irritability in Jotaro's tone: "A teacher has sealed off our activity venue, and all activities are canceled today."

This is even stranger.

Jonah looked disbelieving, "Your club is the basketball club." Everyone plays on the playground, can this kind of place be closed?

Speaking of this, Jotaro threw the pen away, with a grumpy expression visible to the naked eye: "This teacher is very airy, and he called our members away to clean the office before, causing us to miss the game with the school next door."

Jonah asked casually, "Who are you playing next door?"

"In the basketball club of Xiangbei Middle School, a newcomer named Yingmu Huadao joined recently. He has made great progress. We made an appointment to play a training game, but the teacher ruined it."

"Pfft!" Jonah couldn't help but spit when he heard the name of Yingmu Huadao. Damn, can the world of jo and slam dunk overlap? Wait, it seems that it is not impossible to think about it.It's a pity that he is not familiar with Slam Dunk, he only knows the names of Sakuragi Hanamichi and Rukawa Kaede, otherwise it would be fun to go to the studio next door to make soy sauce.

"Hey, what are you doing, you spit on my homework!" Jotaro was very dissatisfied, was what he said funny, it came out suddenly.

"No way!" Jonah defended with staring eyes, "I just made a movement, and no saliva would come out at all. How can you frame someone casually."

"You boy!" Jotaro rolled up his sleeves, intending to have a good discussion with his brother about etiquette in conversation.

Jonah nimbly dodged Jotaro's fist and ran into the kitchen: "Mom will be right back. If you try to do something, Mom will see you beating your poor little brother."

Jotaro: "Looking at your height and fists, say you are weak again?"

Jonah put on his apron and came out with a kitchen knife, with a serious expression on his face: "I say weak is weak."

"Tch." Jotaro snorted out his nose, stopped fighting with his brother, and continued to do his homework.Only this guy can make his cool brother look bad, that's enough.

in the kitchen.

"Nice, I won once." Jonah unilaterally thought that he had won the slapstick, and he was in a good mood, humming a song while showing off his skills.

He Li came back on time before the meal, and before anyone came in, the voice had already come: "Jotaro, Jonah, Mom brought you watermelons."

Jonah yells from the kitchen, "Thanks Mom!"

Jotaro still had the face of a rebellious and bad boy: "Mother, you are blocking my light."

"Hi hi" He Li didn't take this address seriously, she was used to it long ago, put down her things and saw the changes in her child at a glance, "Jotaro, when did you hang a gold chain on your collar, is it the new school uniform?"

Jotaro: "..." He lowered his head and held his hat, feeling a little embarrassed. What if my mother disagrees with changing the school uniform? Although she can hang up if she insists on it, the mother-in-law will be angry. It's really troublesome.

Jonah came out with the dishes and explained to his mother: "He hung it himself, saying it looks more handsome."

Jotaro said with a stern face: "Mother, even if you disagree, I won't take it off." Express your attitude first, and if it doesn't work... Let's talk!

He Li: "Of course not. Mom also liked glittering decorations when she was a child. Dad, that is, your grandpa took mom to the mall after knowing about it and bought a lot of them. I brought some of them to Japan. I'll take them out. , maybe you will like it too!"

"Mom, you don't need it." Jonah quickly stopped He Li, and gave Jotaro a wink, Ni-chan, say something to you.

Jotaro understood the hint his brother gave him: "Mother, the things that grandpa bought back then were too old-fashioned, and I didn't like them. Put away your own things yourself."

"Jotaro really cares about his mother." He Li went up and hugged her son.

"Hey!" You bitch, you must have missed the point.Although he did mean this, mother has her own preferences and her own life, how can she let her take out her collection because of her own hobbies.

However, mother's attitude reassured Jotaro that he decided to change to a larger gold chain and hang it on his collar tomorrow.

……

After the meal, Jotaro washed the dishes as usual, while Jonah was holding a fruit knife and gesticulating on the watermelon brought back by his mother.

Jotaro: "What are you doing, so stupid that you can't cut a watermelon?"

"People who can't cut vegetables don't talk, I'm studying how to cut watermelon into three even pieces with two knives."

Jotaro: "..." He was very ill.

When he finished washing the dishes, he found that his sand sculpture brother was still gesticulating at the watermelon. He was very speechless for a while, stepped forward and grabbed the fruit knife, and cut the melon in half with one knife: "I'll do it." Then he took out the spoon and cut the two halves. Dig out the most essential part of the watermelon, put it on a plate alone, and fork it carefully.

"I'll send it to my wife, and you'll cut the rest."

Jonah took the knife and cut the melon neatly, and at the same time muttered: "Watermelon has a soul if you dig it with a spoon and eat it. It's good to cut it into three and a half. Everyone can dig it. You are so fast, you don't have a soul anymore." !"

Jotaro's voice came: "Jonah, are you raising snails in the kitchen? It's so slow, the mother-in-law has already finished eating."

"I'm coming."

Set up the plates, hold a plate in each hand, and today's dessert at Kujo's family has begun.

The author has something to say: Look at this warm daily life, do you have the heart to break it?

Dio: I can't bear it, this Dio wants to kill everyone in Qiao's family!