brother's bizarre adventure

Three hair-like puqis stood at the intersection, looking at each other. After staring like this for half an hour, they felt that it was impossible, so they called out the white snake and talked about the past while putting the disc on.

Pucci No. 1: "I found those former subordinates of Master Dio, took away their substitute discs, used their substitutes flexibly, and together with my partners, successfully assassinated the Kujo brothers. They fell down instantly, in the words of Master Dio,' It’s really saikuo mud and iron duck’” he said, and he also took out his fingers to make drills on his temples, cos the classic scene of the fairy Dio.

Puqi No. 2: "Brother Kujo, where is there a brother, there is only one Jotaro Kujo. I have been secretly observing, and finally waited for the opportunity to plot against his daughter, and then through Jotaro Kujo's opportunity to visit the prison, and the little brother Partners plot against him together, shoot him with a gun, pull out his disc after playing enough, the moment I saw the memory disc, I almost cried with joy, Master Dio, I can finally see you again, although it is in the enemy's in memory."

Pucci No. 3: "No. 1, is that the guy you're talking about, Jonah? This guy popped up out of nowhere. Bad Dio is a good thing."

"My name is Puqi, not No. 1."

Pucci No. 3: "We are all Pucci."

No. 2 came out to smooth things over: "It's impossible to tell them apart with just one name, let's use the code name for now."

Let’s settle the title issue for now, and the Puccis will continue to talk about the differences in their respective worlds.

Puqi came first, and tears flowed from the corners of his eyes: "I planned everything, and I even got Oyingo's premonitory comic book for myself, but I still couldn't prevent jojo from making a comeback. They didn't know where to call Many don't know the stand-in messengers and people with strange superpowers.

Turned the prison upside down, and they don't talk about setting!Fighting turned out to be a group, Araki didn't know how to draw a group fight, jojo never fought a group, this is the setting, they unexpectedly, unexpectedly broke.If you can fight in groups, you don't fight alone, if you can sneak attack, you don't face the enemy head-on, #￥%@ (expletive)! "

No. 2 followed closely behind: "My plot was going well, and suddenly a guy who looked the same as Jotaro Kujo appeared in front of me, frightened me and ran away, that's fine. Next, I will have an intermission, leave the stage temporarily, and leave the plot to Xu Lun to grow up in prison. That guy's stand-in ran up to me without any martial arts, kicked the white snake Ola body, and hammered me until I couldn't get up again. .Is this reasonable! There is still most of the story behind, and I killed the boss not long after the start, where will I put my face!"

No. 3: "I was given a plug-in by Lord Dio from heaven, and I can freely travel through a specific time and space. In order to snatch the sacred remains from Kujo Jotaro and the group of jojos, I calculated carefully, acted cautiously, and strived to kill with one blow, but... At this point, he was trembling all over, not sure if it was from anger or ptsd attack, "but I was just a white snake approaching a turtle, and the next thing lost control, like a runaway wild horse walking in a strange direction .

I lost contact with the stand-in, and a dozen jojos emerged from the tortoise, surrounded Euler until I couldn't get back together, ten, ten! "

No. 1 patted the shoulder: "I can understand. In the end, I was repeatedly treated by a group of people. I don't want to see jojo again."

No. 2: "Should I be thankful that there is only Kong Tiao Xu Lun and a substitute Ola me who looks like Platinum Star."

What is there to compare this kind of thing to? If there are too many people, they are all Euler, and the pain will not be less, oh!

Realizing this, Puqi X3 remained silent, and the atmosphere of the scene fell into silence.

In the past 3 minutes, they said in unison: "Stop talking about this, let's have some fun."

No. 1 comes first: "I'll give you Amway a comic, the style of painting and the plot are amazing, after reading it, you will definitely want to worship a certain character in it like Lord Dio."

No. 2 and No. 3: "We are loyal to Lord Dio, and we will never empathize with mere virtual characters."

"Dangdang, it's this manga. The boss in it is a vampire elf, but it doesn't matter. I can tell at a glance that this elf's prototype is Master Dio." The close-up manga booklet was enthusiastically handed to No. 1 and No. 2, "You can read this if you don't believe me." He said as he took out the fairy Dio figure.

No. 2 and No. 3: ...

Number 1, you guys are so weird!

Idle is also idle, let's take a look, No. 2 and No. 3 read it together.Turning off the manga, with a deadpan face: "Why don't we have such manga in our world!"

At first glance, it feels very profane and absurd, but once you accept this setting after watching it for a long time, it will be a little bit more interesting.

No. 1 showed a joyful expression: "You may not believe it when you say it. This is drawn by Kong Tiao. He thought he turned everyone into a magical girl. I can't recognize it, Mu Da!" The last sentence is quite Dio's demeanor .

"Which Kujo?" No. 2 gasped, Kujo Jotaro actually has this hobby?

No. 1 replied: "Kujo Jotaro and his brother, that is, there is no world, only Kujo Jonah in my place. This guy has transformed the adventures experienced by the Joestar family into a series of magical girl adventure comics. , very popular in my world."

No. 3 frowned and thought: "You talk about the adventures of jojo in the past, so will he adapt our failure into a magical girl?"

This question is very worth thinking about.

The eyes of the three people collectively fell on Dio, the goblin on the cover, and the voice of No. 1 trembled slightly: "All the characters will turn sexually, including the boss. The prequel is about three muscular women, the second part is a perverted office worker with blonde hair, and the third part is fans." Maonet Mafia boss, then we..."

No. 2: "Will become a priest of female pleasure."

No. 3: "There is no Goddess under the chief seat!"

No. 1 rubbed his face, and chased away the strange vision in his head: "The fact that the priest has no women can't trouble that guy at all, just change to another profession or add settings, damn it, no matter what the image is, at least let me take a look. "

No. 2 and No. 3 looked at each other, and agreed that the priest in the world where Brother Kong Tiao lived had a problem with his head, and he was looking forward to his image as a magical girl, oh!

They were about to continue communicating, when the strange BGM of "Congratulations on getting rich~" came from not far away, they raised their hands and looked over.Two journalists wearing cotton-padded jackets with extremely high color saturation came over and chattered up the topic in the Gong Xi Fa Cai BGM: "Gentlemen, what do you think about the upcoming move to Araki Village?"

No. 1: "Can you turn down the BGM, it's very noisy."

The reporter with the words "Congratulations" printed on the cotton-padded jacket shook his head: "No, this chapter was updated during the Spring Festival, and the streets are full of this kind of BGM, so I can't get rid of it."

No. 2: "In this case, I'm not welcome, White Snake." White Snake nodded, conjured up a stereo out of thin air, took out a dj disc, and pressed the play button.The sacred singing sounded, and Gong Xifa Cai was fighting openly and secretly.

The reporter with the words “Fat Fortune” printed on his clothes: “It appeared, it’s hurting each other, my ears, oh, oh, oh, oh!” This feeling is like dancing the Northeast Eryuan Yangko dance in front of God. Various elements are mixed and matched, which is very chaotic.

Puqi No. 3: "You guys did it first."

The two reporters looked at the three white snakes and the three ruthless DJ players, and felt that playing BGM could not do them any good, so they turned off the Gong Xi Fa Cai stereo.

Topic: "Cough, stop, please be serious, and answer the question just now, what do you think of Araki Village?"

No. 2 asked White Snake to stop playing discs, and asked: "I don't have any opinions. We didn't even enter the text of the interview. What opinions can I have? Is there a Dio-sama in Arakizhuang?"

"Of course. Dio was the first to settle here. After a long period of integration, he has completely regarded Araki Village as his home."

No. 3: "It doesn't matter where you go, the place where there is Lord Dio is home, wait, is there a paradise in Araki Village, Lord Dio?"

"Here, extradition, extradition, he and Dio collided, one is enough, but if you insist, we can send a transfiguration device to Dio, so that he can become Heaven Dio under certain circumstances shape.

That blonde double ponytail look is quite interesting, you know, the setting of transformation is popular now. "

No. 1 showed a frenzied expression: "Can you transform into a horse monkey soju?"

"Sinai!" No. 2 and No. 3, angry from the heart, beat Puqi No. 1 backhanded, "You scumbag priest whose brains have been spoiled by empty cartoons, this is a blasphemy against Lord Dio! Euler!"

Puqi complained on the 1st: "You two idiots, have you been brainwashed by the platinum star Euler, and you even shouted the word Euler, traitor, traitor!"

"You are the traitor, traitor grass, traitor hit."

The three Puqis fought together, and the white snakes stood on the side with expressionless faces.

The reporter wiped the cold sweat off his brow: "I never expected such a situation, ahhhhhh."

Companion: "The three of them have bumped into the human design, so they can't go in like this. While they are not paying attention to us now, apply for black technology to the superiors, and combine the three of them into one to become a complete Puqi."

"Isn't this fine?"

The companion shrugged: "Except for the final ending, their previous experiences are similar. How can similar experiences be combined together? Besides, it doesn't matter even if they are really smart. Smart scoring is a very fashionable setting, which can greatly expand us. The type of villain in the villa, if you sell tickets in the future, it will be a selling point."

"Excellent, there is still this kind of operation, I will apply to the superior." The microphone changed to a phone, and the mysterious number fluctuated, "Moses, the headquarters, listen to me..."

The phone hung up, and the headquarters moved very quickly. A beam of light fell from the sky and landed on Puqi who was fighting each other. After a burst of brilliant special effects, the three Puqis merged into one.

It happened so suddenly, they were very confused.

Live performance: "This, what kind of strange memory is this, No. 1, you actually collected so many fan works of Master Dio, you heretic priest!"

"Shut up." Puqi pressed the center of his eyebrows firmly, "You're not much better, don't look at my memory."

Fusion Puqi speaks incoherently, you quarrel with yourself every sentence.

The two reporters shook their heads.

"In this case, we can't continue the interview. Let's come back when he recovers."

"He hasn't gone to the village yet, what should we do? In this situation, we might not be able to get through."

"No problem, just kick it over." The reporter in congratulatory clothes snapped his fingers, and a portal appeared in front of Puqi, and then he walked around behind Puqi, taking advantage of the fact that the other party was arguing with him, kicked out, "Go you !"

Pucci staggered forward and was swallowed by the portal.

The reporter clapped his hands: "It's done."

"It's really simple and rude." The companion echoed.

The reporter laughed: "I'm overwhelmed and overwhelmed. Compared with jojos, I haven't done enough." The three of them merged and were remembered by Euler three times. I hope Puqi won't have jojoptsd.

The companion embraced his shoulders: "Let's go, today is the holiday, I will treat you to a big meal."

"Oh yeah, great!"

The author has something to say:

I wish everyone a happy new year, and the new year begins with the persecution of Pucci, Ola Ola Ola!