brother's bizarre adventure

Parents and lawyers were present, and the underage racing incident was quickly resolved. On the way home, Xu Lun held Jotaro's hand and asked him, "Dad, aren't you coming back tomorrow?"

Jotaro stared straight ahead, his eyes under the brim of his hat were piercing: "How can Dad not be around at this time, I used some methods." For example, borrow transportation from the SPW Foundation, stop when you get off the car, and go on the road. As long as you think about it, there are always ways more than difficult.

Xu Lun pouted: "Dad doesn't say such things, did he learn from him?" In her memory, Jotaro's father has always been relatively silent. In the words of Jonah's father, he can't hold back. Cooking dumplings in a teapot—— I can't tell, it's really strange to be so emotional today.

Jotaro lowered his head and looked directly into Xu Lun's eyes: "I didn't learn, it's all what I want to say."

"Oh." Xu Lun let go of his hand, "Dad, I'm tired and I want to hug you."

"Yeah, hit the thief." Jotaro held up his hat, looked at his 12-year-old daughter who was no longer suitable for hugging, said nothing, bent down and hugged him, "Is this okay?"

Xu Lun played with the chain ornaments on Jotaro's clothes: "It's very stable, very good." He slapped a kiss on the face of the doctor of oceanography, "Dad is the best! Bah, the sea smells salty, Dad, you didn't wash your face .”

Facing his daughter's accusation, Jotaro smiled lightly: "Well, I'll wash it when I get back."

Continue to play with the chain: "Dad, did you bring any gifts back from the sea this time?"

"Research materials, starfish specimens."

Complain: "It's starfish again, it's boring." Starfish are all the same, and they bring back so many every time, what's so interesting.Cut, oceanographer.

Supplementary answer: "Send cards with butterflies."

Seconds change attitude: "Oh, Dad is awesome."

After coaxing his daughter, Jotaro said seriously, "Next time, you are not allowed to steal a car and go out to play, it is very dangerous." He even learned to steal a car, he must have learned badly from Jonah. An excuse to enrich childhood takes kids through strange things.

Xu Lun turned his head and looked forward: "Then Dad, will you go out with me? Let Platinum Star drive, he will be able to drive faster." Since Dad came back at a critical moment to save face, invite him to play with him.

Jotaro had a headache and wanted to refuse, but also felt that refusing at this time would lead to a strange branching plot. He was silent for a while and said, "Well...if you have time." Xu Lun is still a 12-year-old baby, and he is not allowed to drive fast.

"Hey, then I'll go find Huozhi, he can run very far." Xu Lun didn't listen to his old father's fooling around, and said, "Or go find Yingjiang, Yingjiang can drive without a substitute, super cool."

Wei, Jotaro is really having a headache this time, he can't be at home all the time, Xu Lun's plan is very feasible, it is very possible for two minors to go racing on the interstate highway, maybe, not two, but three, all of them Jonah's fault.Throwing the blame to his brother, Jotaro discussed: "...the day after tomorrow, no, tomorrow, tomorrow Dad will let Platinum Star take you to play." After playing enough, do you stop thinking about it?

Xu Lun snapped his fingers: "Nice!"

Jotaro: ...

Why did I see the shadow of that guy on Xu Xu, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Under the street lamp, two big and one small figures gradually moved away, and the voices of the conversation became softer and softer until they could no longer be heard.

……

Jonah got off the plane and checked his phone habitually, he was startled, good guy, there are several missed calls from Jotaro.

"What are you doing, does this Invincible need me to deal with anything?"

Call back: "Mossi, Mossy, what's the matter?"

Jotaro said explosive words in a calm tone: "Xu Lun stole your car and went racing on the interstate highway, but was turned over by the traffic police and sent to the police station."

Jonah: "???" Could it be that the plane flew to a parallel world, otherwise how could I hear such... things that cannot be described in words.

"Hey, are you listening?"

Jonah wiped his face and adjusted his expression: "I'm listening, it has nothing to do with me. Before I left, I specifically told Xu Lun that he can't play with cars. Even if he wants to play, he has to wait until Sakura returns home."

Jotaro: "...you bastard, Sakura is also underage."

"Uh, I forgot." Raising his hand to signal the students and assistants to leave first, Jonah continued on the phone while walking, "I said Ni Jiang, Xu Lun is 12 years old now, not 2 years old, you can relax a little bit, children of this age need Play freely, otherwise you will become rebellious, full of thinking that your parents are weird adults with water in their heads, and then unceremoniously call your parents to be old women, just like you did when you were rebellious.

Do you want to go home one day, Xu Lun rolled his eyes and called you a stinky old man.

It's not impossible, if you are so nervous again. "

Calling uncle to be father, and father to be a stinky old man, thinking about that scene, Jonah has the pleasure of persecuting Jotaro, happy!

"No." Jotaro said in a firm tone, "Tomorrow I will accompany Xu Lun for a ride on the interstate highway." The rebellious behavior of children, whoever does not know it, is all over the rebellious period.

"Si Guoyi!" Jonah stretched out his thumb, praised Jotaro from the air, and then asked doubtfully, "Since you have already made a decision on this matter, why do you want to call? It has nothing to do with me, really."

Jotaro said solemnly: "Oh, it's very simple. You are the source of this matter. I will be very unhappy if I don't tell you to make you depressed." Nao, I really can't say I'm in a good mood.At this time, the brother who made a series of things is doing research in other places without knowing anything, and he is very happy. Is this reasonable? It is unreasonable. Add some trouble to make yourself happy.

Ou Duoduo won't mind, after all, this time it's just a phone call, and there is no time to stop Euler.

Jonah: "..." After a moment of silence, he gritted his teeth and yelled at the phone, "You bastard, you've failed in your studies, how can you fix it? When I come back, I'll make sure to show you off. Hang up." , "Happy fire, Jotaro actually used me as a pastime, quickly find a way to persecute him."

"Oh." Huo Zhigai lost interest, "Think about it yourself, I'm very busy."

"You don't need manga or papers, what are you busy with, don't be lazy." Jonah gathered with his assistants and students, drove to the scientific research site, leaned on the co-pilot seat and closed his eyes to rest, but he was actually accusing the double .

Huozhi happily shouted: "Yeah Kamaxi, you bastard, you are so annoying."

"There's something wrong with you." Jonah felt something was wrong with the attitude of his stand-in. "What are you planning in secret? It sounds tangled and troubled. Would the stand-in be troubled too? Telling it makes me happy."

Huo Zhixiu did not speak, and unilaterally cut off the private chat, in order to accuse the ontology of his bad taste.

"Tch, I have to hide something even my uncle." Complaining a few words, Jonah put the matter behind him, no matter how he hides it, his substitute will not persecute the main body, let him go, research is more important , At least publish one paper this time, hurry up!

At the end of the week-long scientific expedition, Jonah returned smoothly with the project team and a whole backpack of research materials, writing papers every day and night.One day when I was writing a dissertation, my head was dizzy and my eyes were blue. I stood up and took a few steps to exercise my brain.Chatting privately, Huo Zhigao wanted to spit out a few words to cheer up the atmosphere, but found that this guy ran out for some reason and was not in his body.

Scratching his head: "What are you doing, you sneaked out without saying hello."

Sensing the opponent's location, not far away, in the courtyard, raised eyebrows, opened the curtains to observe secretly, to see what the hell this guy is doing.

Then I found out that it wasn't something that I couldn't see the main body, that guy was blooming and bearing fruit under the moon.Yes, you read it right, it is blooming and bearing fruit, a golden flower with a shape that has never been seen before, and a white fruit under the torus is gradually growing and forming normally.

During the growth process of the fruit, Huo Zhixin would occasionally grab a petal and stuff it into his mouth to chew, and then close his eyes as if remembering, and then the flower and fruit would undergo subtle changes. What the hell is it that deserves such careful knotting?

"It's not right, I have to ask." Jonah closed the curtain, ran to the courtyard, circled behind Huo Zhigao, and suddenly patted it, "Hey, what is this, so mysterious."

"Damn!" Huo Zhigao was shocked, and swished out far away, seeing Jonah, with a distorted expression, "You bastard, what are you doing to scare people when you have nothing to do, don't you see that I'm busy?!"

Jonah was expressionless: "My friend, we are still not the relationship between the main body and the substitute, so frightened. Are you being worn by someone? If you are honest, I will send you to see Jesus right now."

Huo Zhixing floated back, and said angrily, "No, I'm just doing what I want to do."

Jonah pointed to the fruit, and his mind was wide open: "Fruit under the moon? Don't tell me that this thing is your cub. After sowing seeds, sprouting and growing, you can get a trumpet of the joy of fire. No, a trumpet cannot be called the joy of fire. How about a new name, Frostmourne?"

"Your son is the filial son." Huo Zhixin rolled his eyes and retorted, "It doesn't matter if I tell you, this is a high imitation of Kim Pika's Nightmare Fruit."

"Does it taste good? It makes you so obsessed with it." The strong man was puzzled. No matter how good the taste is, shouldn't he have psychological shadows when he sees this fruit? This is not a good fruit.

Huozhi happily shrugged his shoulders, lowered his head and continued to urge the fruit: "It's okay, that's not the point. I plan to give this fruit to Jinpika. The taste of that fruit is not easy to imitate. I didn't have a clue until today."

"Is this what you've been busy with?" Jonah became more and more puzzled. Damn it, even the second-year happy golden pickup is worthy of my uncle's substitute?

Perhaps it was because his inner emotions were too strong, and he was sensed by Huozhi's joy. He replied: "Fuyuki's heroic spirits have returned to the throne of heroic spirits one after another, and there is only Kim Pika left. If this guy can last ten years, it is quite Not good."

"so?"

"So, I'm going to give him some gifts and tell him to get out of here and stop wandering around the world all day."

Jonah frowned, it sounded reasonable, but it was so weird after thinking about it.

"Why nightmare fruit? Wouldn't it be better to give herring fruit?"

"There will be herring fruit." Huo Zhixin grinned happily, "Stinky tofu fruit, dark dream fruit, blue cheese fruit, Icelandic shark fruit are all available, and they have been prepared long ago. Nightmare fruit is attached. When I ate his fruit, I said If I have the opportunity to pay him back, I am so happy that the uncle is a man of his word!" The words were quite proud.

Jonah thought it was okay, if there was only one kind of fruit, he would really wonder if Jinpica had drugged Huozhixing, or think about the serious question at the beginning, who cheated whom? ?Now the persecution is the main thing, and the love is supplemented, which means that it is still my sand sculpture double, so feel at ease 1.

"Well, is that fruit ready? Let me taste it."

"Wait a minute, I'll be fine soon." Huo Zhixin lowered his head and adjusted for a while, the golden flower withered and high imitation nightmare fruit was born, picked it off and handed it to Jonah, "Except for that strange side effect, this fruit tastes quite good, no better than Dio fruit It’s different from Wucuoguo, but with it, Delicious Joy +1.”

While biting the fruit, Jonah carefully observed Huozhi's happy expression, and found nothing wrong. It seems that he really has no emotions other than persecution towards Kim Pika. The bubble crisis has been resolved, and peace of mind is 10086.

Eat it up in two or three bites: "Thank you, I'm much clearer now, I'll continue with my liver paper, you're busy."

Huo Zhigao bloomed several golden flowers on his arm: "Do you want some more?"

Jonah turned his back and waved to him: "No, you don't have to hurry up and make a few more. I will share one with each of you tomorrow. The delicious food should be shared together."

"OK, no problem, we can't wait until tomorrow, I'll call out Platinum Star now, and eat it now." Huo Zhigao did what he said, humming a song, turned left and drifted towards Jotaro's house.

Jonah turned to look at his figure and scratched his head: "Did I read a lot of pure love comics recently, and there is only one person, how can I see the feeling of a love triangle. Uh, bah." Rubbing the goose bumps on his arms, Yawning and walking into the room, "I must have confused my brain when I wrote the thesis. I will sleep for a while. I won't write it. I will write it tomorrow, and I will write it tomorrow."

……

In the afternoon of the next day, Kim Picka, who was drawing the last episode of the Dark Horse Monkey Shochu manga, received a package from the Almighty SPW Consortium. When he opened it, he found an exquisite two-layer gift box. The upper layer was exquisitely packaged. Delicious fruit, with a stick figure logo painted on the lid of the box, and a line of small words below: "New variety of fruit, please taste it."

"Oh, this is the charm that belongs to the king. It's very good, very good." Kim Pika was very happy about this offering across the Pacific Ocean. He picked the most delicious looking fruit and bit into it.

"Ugh, bah!" It was the damned herring fruit.

"Miscellaneous cultivator!" Wang was so angry that he trampled the herring fruit to pieces. He looked at the fruit a little bit unkindly, thinking, the remaining few look different, and they will not all be herring fruit. I don't believe that guy dares to do this To tease the king.

Pick up new ones.

Five minutes later, Jinpika was expressionless, with fruit puree under his feet, poured tons of water, and gritted his teeth: "Kongtiao, Xi Nei! The last sentence, you are done."

Ton has a full pot of water, and the eyes that look at the gift box can almost breathe fire. The first floor is full of persecution, very good, I want to see what the second floor is.

Open it, slightly stunned.

They are two familiar fruits—nightmare fruit.

There is a letter inside, open it, the logo of Huozhihappy, happy and smiling, with a simple line of words: High imitation nightmare fruit, this time I really invite Wang to taste it.

Blinking eyes, a sentence sounded in my ear: "Well, I actually ate your last collection. Maybe I can try to make a fake and give it to you when the time comes. I don't guarantee that there will be one."

Holding it in his hand, Wang Shi dismissed it: "Do you think that the king will forgive the previous disrespect with this kind of routine? Hmph, naive." Take a bite and eat it in two or three, "It tastes good, my lord has a lot of it, forgive me." Open Wang Cai, and there will be one income treasury left, "Stupid guy..."

Three hours later, Kotomine Kirei made a transnational phone call: "Jonah, the church has detected that the fluctuation of the Gilgamesh spirit has disappeared. Fuyuki's last Heroic Spirit has returned to the Throne of Heroic Spirits."

"Ah, this guy has been around for a really long time. Did he leave any words or things? I hope nothing big happened."

"No, I'm in the last place where he existed, the Kujo House, your study." Kotomine Kirei picked up a drawing, "There are a pile of drawing on the table, a stack of white paper with text messages written inside it , for you, no, the profile picture is a smiling stick figure with long hair falling backwards."

"That's my substitute, please read it out, he's listening."

"The enshrined king accepts it, goodbye. The return gift is in the refrigerator, and the last sentence is still missing, let me complete it!"

Huo Zhigao: "I feel a little sad for no reason, really."

"Do you want to go to Fuyuki to complete that square?"

"Of course, I still want to see what the return gift is. It's a gift from the King of Heroes. Don't take it for nothing." After saying this, Huo Zhigao muttered in a low voice, "The time is so tight. Well-prepared fruit cannot be seen.”

Jonah: "Yeah, yeah." Goodbye Kimpika, never see you again.