brother's bizarre adventure

At [-]:[-] in the afternoon, Emiya Shiro sat at the dining table, looking at the steaming hot pot on the table, fidgeting.

The lady nicknamed Tiger comforted: "Shirou, it's just a cooking competition. We all know your cooking skills."

Rin: "Eimiya-san, take heart, Kujo-san is not that scary."

Saber recalled the dishes he ate at the banquet, and commented: "Although there will be strange things happening, but the taste is really good." Even if the clothes exploded, the men who exploded were men, so there was no pressure at all, and they could eat two different flavors Delicious food is quite satisfying.

Emiya Shiro lay on the table with a broken expression: "No, you all know how terrible Mr. Kujo's taste is." He once saw Father Kotomine feasting on the terrifying pepper in mapo tofu, and then The priest said that this kind of spiciness is no different from slightly spicy, and the super spicy hot sauce given to him by the empty note is more delicious.

Out of curiosity about slightly spicy food, Emiya Shiro tasted a mouthful of tofu, and it was so spicy that physical tears flowed down his cheeks.This is called slightly spicy, what kind of taste is that super spicy, it is unimaginable.

After telling these things, the friends all said: "How can it be so terrible, we attended the banquet at the time, and we didn't see any chili peppers at all."

A sudden voice appeared with a smile: "That's Kongtiaosang taking care of the tastes of you children, and didn't do anything serious. Otherwise, you all have to go to the anorectal department of the hospital."

"Lancer, what are you doing here, Archer, fork him out!" Tohsaka Rin patted the table.

Hearing the Master's order, Archer leaned against the wall and took out his weapon, making an X and walking towards Lancer: "Will you go out by yourself or I will fork you out."

"Rin, this can't be done. We were invited to dinner, how could we drive the guests out, it's too rude." Kotomine Kirei walked in, and the nice restaurant instantly looked like a church.

Archer stopped moving and continued watching the play.

The honest boy Emiya Shirou: "Kotomine-san, I didn't invite you." Who would invite that happy priest to a gathering of children of the same age?

Kotomine Kirei sat down, Lancer ran out to move a new table in front of him, very considerate.

Priest: "Jonah invited me to dinner, and I don't want to come to Emiya's house, I just happen to be at your house." Receipts can only be watched, not tolerated.

Emiya Shiro scratched his head: "Ah, Mr. Kujo is serious, it's over, I didn't prepare stomach medicine."

The corner of the priest's mouth was slightly raised, and he smiled without saying a word.

The pointer in the dining room pointed to six o'clock, there was a sound from outside the house, and then everyone saw Sakura walking in.

Sakura made a wonderful pose: "Is Emiya-san ready? Dad has brought his food. Let's fight!"

"Sakura-chan." Emiya Shiro bent forward in frustration, "You weren't like this in school, did Kujo-san have such a big influence?"

Sakura folded her posture and sat down: "I was always like this, everyone in our family would have this posture, quite nice. By the way..." She took out her pocket and took out a key, "Now that Dad is in Fuyuki, there is no need to You have the key to your house, do you want to return it to you?" It is really convenient to have a key to eat.

Emiya Shirou hadn't spoken yet, an invincible voice interjected: "Give it back to him."

As soon as the words fell, Kim Picka came in with a stinky face, followed by two strong men with invincible faces. One of the strong men's eyes fell on the key, looking at the expression wishing to melt this thing.

The strange thing is that they promised to compete in cooking, but the three of them didn't bring anything.

Jonah looked at the key, and then moved his gaze to Emiya Shirou.

Shirou Emiya didn't speak, and silently took the key back, thinking, Mr. Kujo's expression is really scary now, not at all like the reliable adult he used to be when playing cosplay.

Jonah was very happy to see Emiya Shirou being so upbeat. Looking at the standard Japanese clear soup pot being stewed, he opened his hands exaggeratedly: "Mina-san, let's experience the real hot pot, King of Heroes, attack!"

Golden ripples appeared behind Gilgamesh, and he complained with displeasure: "How dare you use this king like this, you will die, Kongtiao."

"It turned out that the hot pot was packed with the King of Heroes' wealth. No wonder I didn't bring anything with me." The people in Wei Gongzhai thought, "Wait, why did the King of Heroes listen to Mr. Kujo? Isn't he the heroic spirit of the priest? .”

Ilya couldn't figure it out and blurted out the question.

"Because I snatched the King of Heroes here." Jonah pointed to Kim Pika, "Now he is my family's Heroic Spirit." This is very cool to say, if he didn't take out plate after plate of beautifully cut meat from Wang Cai if.

Gilgamesh didn't want to talk, the sketch was well drawn, and when he was called down to eat, he had to pack it up to eat elsewhere, which was troublesome.If in the past, the king just flipped the table and left, now, Command Seals are really annoying, and people who can replenish Command Seals at any time are even more annoying.

Lancer raised his hand: "He's right. I saw it with my own eyes. The battle scene was extremely hot." The priest was beaten badly, and the King of Heroes was also beaten badly, happy.

Kotomine Kirei ignored Lancer's ridicule, stared at the meat with a frenzied expression, and asked, "What's the bottom of the pot?"

"Here." Jonah filled the table with dishes, including meat and vegetables, red and white, which looked very attractive. After the effect was full, he brought out a red and white mandarin duck pot from Wang Caili.

Putting it on the table, the soup was shaken a few times, and the delicious smell immediately filled the whole space.

Saber sniffed: "It smells so good."

Emiya Shiro: "Why are there so many peppers at the bottom of the hot pot? It's unreasonable!" There are so many peppers that look spicy, and you will definitely go to the hospital after eating them.

"What's the difference between Sichuan-style hot pot without chili and salted fish? It's mildly spicy." Jonah told the biggest lie in the hot pot world-slightly spicy.

In order to prove that it was indeed mildly spicy, he cooked a piece of meat with his own hands, rolled the [-]mm thick slice of meat a few times, brought red oil and heat out of the pan, and just watched the saliva come out by itself.

After eating it in one bite, his expression remained unchanged: "Look, it's slightly spicy."

Kotomine Kirei rinsed a piece, with a little sweat on his forehead, and smiled: "Yes, slightly spicy." The spicy in the mouth of chili lovers, come on, come and feel it, this is the glory bestowed on the lamb by the Lord!

Jotaro glanced at the chili peppers, and silently boiled the white soup. Jonah's words of mild spicyness are absolutely unbelievable. Listening to him, the tongue will die miserably.

Saber, who has experienced the taste of Party cuisine, is eager to try: "Shirou, I will try the taste." A true food lover, he is not afraid of any taste of cuisine.

He picked up a piece of meat and said, "Should I just put it down like this?" The sizzling red pot whetted the appetite and at the same time felt a little scary.

"Yes." Jonah smiled at Mimi, "Please."

Saber stared at the meat rolling up and down, clasped his hands together: "I've started it." Started to taste, "|O|哧~~!" Picking up the jug, her eyes lit up, "It's delicious."

"Saber sauce." Emiya Shirou spread his paws violently, "This is an incomparably terrifying hot pot, can you accept it?" You clearly said that my food is the most delicious.

"Of course." Saber ate while sweating profusely, "Although the taste is indeed a bit pungent, but..." She quickly ate up a plate of meat, "I don't know why, after the cooking at the bottom of the pot, what can be provided It has more magical power than normal cooking."

"Ah?" Emiya Shirou hammered the table with a sad and indignant expression, "Because my magic power is not enough to make Saber-chan you eat this kind of food, it's really a sin."

"Hey, hey." Jonah heixian, looking at Chef Emiya, "It's not as exaggerated as you imagined, I said mildly spicy, it is really mildly spicy, come and try, as a cooking lover, even other people's cooking Don’t dare to eat it, what kind of cooking lover, this pot will not burst your clothes after eating it.”

It’s okay not to mention Explosives, but when it comes to Explosives, Emiya Shirou’s face faded, and he waved his hands again and again: “Thank you, I’m not used to spicy food.”

"That's a pity." Jonah shook his head again and again.

The heroic spirit of Housekeeping Ex couldn't restrain his curiosity, and walked over: "I'll do it." After eating it, his expression went blank for a moment, and then he used the speed of the heroic spirit to come to Emiya Shirou, "Boy, it is indeed slightly spicy, try it Let's go." Me in the past, feel this exciting taste that even the heroic spirits feel, the Holy Grail will bless you.

Emiya Shiro tried to resist, but ordinary human beings were no match for Heroic Spirits, so he was pushed in front of the spicy pot, and a brand new pair of chopsticks was handed in front of him: "Please."

Come here, try it.Then there was no more, Emiya Shirou pointed at the red heroic spirit and gritted his teeth: "Archer..." You cheated on me, fell to the ground before I finished speaking and couldn't get up again, my eyes were dizzy, as if there was a devil pepper dancing in a grass skirt.

"Shirou, please cheer up." Saber shook Emiya Shirou, trying to cheer him up, "I suddenly discovered that this kind of spicy chili has a very good taste, so I have a chance to make it for me."

Chef Emiya, unable to recover, raised his head, with tears in his eyes: "Saber..." Something more terrifying than letting a chef eat food that he is not used to has happened—the chef cooks the food he is not used to by himself.

But, this is Saber sauce, King Arthur, can you refuse the request made by such a person, no.

Nodding with difficulty: "Okay." The dancing devil peppers gathered together to form a big danger word.

Light and BGM appeared beside Saber, representing rising favorability. She held Emiya Shirou's hand and said softly, "Arigado, Master."

Plop, Emiya Shirou fell to the ground on the tatami, this time it was really impossible to get back up.Such Saber sauce, let alone cooking, can do anything!

The King of Heroes looked disgusted: "Saber, you are the person I like, how can you show such an expression to this guy." Isn't a king like this king more attractive than this ordinary mortal? Damn it.

Archer didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "King of Heroes, do you still have enough magic power reserves?" He hinted that he should not provoke troubles. Although Saber's master has mediocre magic power, you are not much better, and Saber beats you in a hurry. It may not be possible to win.

Gilgamesh quickly figured out the meaning of these words, and became furious: "Faker, Sine!"

Jonah poked the fire with joy: "Red A failed his studies, and he actually knew to persecute Emiya Shirou and Kim Pika. Did he get pierced, or did he awaken some strange skills."

"Probably because it is almost impossible to kill Emiya Shirou under the current situation, and we can't fight each other, so I just let myself go to have fun." Huo Zhigao said his guess, "But look at Red A persecuting Emiya Shirou What a joy, please do more of this kind of persecution!"

"It's no fun to watch other people persecute us all the time. Next, let's do it ourselves."

"Is it about to start?" Huo Zhixin raised his head and stared at Kim Pika with an excited expression.

Jonah simmered the sliced ​​meat slowly, and when he picked it up, he deliberately let the spicy oil stick to it, which looked very tempting and very spicy: "Yes, it's about to start." After saying this, he handed the bowl containing the sliced ​​meat to the smelly Gympika with a face that can't be seen.

Smiling, Daisuke Ono Asahi arranged his voice: "Hey, King of Heroes, I still have the smell of herring fruit in my mouth, I don't have an appetite and I can't eat anything, right? Let's have a hot pot, the peppery and spicy taste can suppress the smell It’s an appetizer, I made it specially for you.” No, I didn’t make it specially to take care of the taste of Jinpika, but I put a lot of chili in it by the irritable fire.

All eyes gathered, wanting to see how the arrogant King of Heroes would respond.

Gilgamesh raised his chin and glanced at the crowd: "Ignorant mortals, haven't you seen your subjects offer tribute to the king?" He took the bowl calmly, and the king's majesty remained undiminished, "This king accepts this respect." .”

Huo Zhigao, who popped a head, retracted, and went crazy in the private chat hahaha: "Kimpika's acting skills are perfect, if he didn't know that he couldn't refuse the food we gave because of the command spell, I would have been bluffed, strong, Too strong, worthy of being the second king of the middle school. Being forced to do things, but still maintaining Lao Tzu's number one in the world, everything is due to the king's kindness, this attitude is wonderful."

"It's really wonderful, he's going to eat it, the god with the eternal command spell."

This is really exciting. Kotomine Kirei, who had been burying his head in eating, stopped his chopsticks and stared at his former heroic spirit without moving. He still remembered that when he brought homemade dishes to Tohsaka’s house to share, the King of Heroes only ate one bite. On the spot, he went berserk and chased him for ten miles.This time, there was more than one mouthful of that bowl of food. I don't know how the King of Heroes would react.

Gilgamesh didn't want to eat it at all. On the one hand, he felt nauseated after eating the herring fruit, and he had no appetite at all. On the other hand, this bowl of food was too horrible. He thought it would spit fire after eating it.Deep down in his heart, he was extremely resistant, but the Command Seal was in effect, and the new Master's magic power reserve was even worse, which made his resistance to magic power drop. He could only watch helplessly as he picked up the chopsticks and picked up the food with his hands.

Close your eyes and go for it!

I stuffed it all into my mouth and swallowed it hard... I couldn't swallow it, my taste buds exploded, this is the food of the devil, how can I repair it, physiological tears and hot sweat flowed down together.From the perspective of everyone, it was Kim Picka who was crying and chewing, and the show was full of effect.

"niiiiice!" Huozhi's happy and excited tone changed, "Is this the joy of persecuting Kim Picka, cool!"

"He finished eating, I don't know if he will go berserk."

"Don't be afraid." Huo Zhixin burst out, and his whole arm began to bloom, and after a while, it was full of red berries, matching the skin of a strong man, it looked a bit oozing.

Putting his arm in front of Kinpica with tears streaming down his face, Daisuke Ono's voice of the same model said: "My lord, do you want to eat fruit? Relieve spicy food to replenish magic power." I don't believe that Kinpica in this state can resist despicable spicy food and replenish magic power temptation.

The King of Heroes grabbed the strong man's arm, bit it off like a chicken leg, and said harshly, "Just wait for me."

Huozhi was happy and cheerful, and chatted with Jonah in private: "Does this golden pickup look like a domestic heroic spirit?"

"Are there still wild heroic spirits?" Jonah complained, ignoring the scene, and picked up chopsticks to eat.This time I don't want to be like the previous party, the guests are full, the host is half full, and I am so hungry in my dream.

Platinum Star didn't know what to think, and came out to join in the fun, and knocked on Huozhi's other intact arm: "Ola." If there is anything good to feed this heroic spirit, give me one.

"All of them, all of them." Huo Zhigao's other arm was also full of fruit, the hero on the left, the double on the right, boundless joy.

In the private chat, he said with emotion: "Is this the joy of hugging left and right, hey iron duck!"

Jonah Plastic compliments: "Stand-in winners stand-in winners."

"Hahahahaha!"