brother's bizarre adventure

In the afternoon, Sakura came home from school, and this time it was her who rode the bike, driving the rider all the way home, sunshine, beauties, beauties, the back seat, it was a perfect picture of pure love.The classmates who were leaving school together saw this scene, the female classmates envied Sakura's lively and confident, the male classmates, the male classmates didn't want to talk.

Classmate A: "Who is that person? He just popped up out of nowhere recently."

Classmate B: "I don't know, Emiya and Tohsaka also have this kind of foreigner who suddenly appeared around them. Really, is something interesting going to happen in this city like in the comics? I must be the protagonist!"

Classmate A: "Wake up, your comics have been confiscated by the teacher."

Classmate B: "It can't be repaired, don't expose this kind of thing. My magical girls, woo woo woo."

Hearing the voice of the magical girl vaguely, Sakura complained in a low voice: "Papa seems to be drawing a brand new magical girl. If these students know, they will block the door for autographs, yayyyyyyyyyyyy."

Got home without a hitch and found some interesting things.

Dad set up a reclining chair in the courtyard and wore sunglasses, basking comfortably in the sun, while Gilgamesh, the heroic spirit, was holding a water pipe not far away, rinsing his mouth constantly, and didn't care if the water splashed all over his body.

Huo Zhixi floated not far from Gilgamesh with his arms crossed to watch the excitement, with a very happy expression on his face.Platinum Star is next to Huo Zhigao, making Euler's voice from time to time.Strangely, Mr. Jotaro is not within two meters of Platinum Star.

"Dad." Sakura stopped the bicycle and asked in confusion, "Why is the priest's Archer at our house?" With Dad's character, after being tricked, shouldn't he be beaten until he can't recover? He also specially invited Platinum Star, honestly. In other words, it's not surprising that this configuration brought Kim Pika back to the Throne of Heroes.Now I can see the double and the heroic spirit staying together in harmony, and the heroic spirit has no obvious injuries, which is very strange.

"From today onwards, this Heroic Spirit belongs to our Kongtiao family, hahaha." Jonah sat up and took off his sunglasses, laughing exaggeratedly, "Dad, I snatched it from the priest. It was a waste of effort." No, the contract of Mapo Heroic Spirit was transferred quite happily, and he even made up the two Command Spells he had consumed, making up three whole.

A Command Spell on one arm will become invalid after the Holy Grail War is over. It is useless to keep it as a tattoo, so use it up as soon as possible.

Gilgamesh, who was rinsing his mouth, glared angrily when he heard this: "Empty note, wait for me." After speaking, he continued to hold the water pipe.Damn it, no matter how long I wash it, I still feel that disgusting and horrible smell can't go away.

Huozhi happily shook his head again and again: "Golden Pika, you can't wash it off. You have a psychological shadow. How can you remove the psychological shadow with physical methods? You need to fight poison with poison. I have other flavors of fruit, do you want to try?" He handed out A handful of brightly colored berries the size of a raspberry. "This is a fruit inspired by my nightmare. If you eat it, you won't have nightmares, but you will feel like you are having a nightmare. Why don't you try it? Maybe you can use fire to fight fire." That's it." Come on, Kim Pika, eat more.

"Go away." Ton ton ton ton.

"Hee hee." Huo Zhigao smiled silly.

"Ola." Platinum Star curiously went to get the fruit, the nightmare inspired fruit, tried it, and stuffed it into his mouth, "Bah!" It was bitter, astringent and sour, which fit the tone of that nightmare very well.

"Don't eat this." Huo Zhigao put away the nightmare fruit and replaced it with a normal one, "It's used to persecute others, let's eat this."

Platinum Star was not polite to him, grabbed it, and looked at the tons of gold pickups while knocking, with a happy expression.

Sakura saw these things in her eyes and admired sincerely: "Father is really amazing."

"Necessary." Jonah answered, "It's still early, isn't Sakura going to do extracurricular activities with friends." Japanese high school students are embarrassed to go out without one or two club activities.Except, of course, himself, who was a high school student at Asahi High School who came home from school to cook.

"I made an appointment to eat hot pot at Emiya's house at six in the afternoon, and then I will go home and do my homework first." Sakura said the next plan.

"Hotpot." Jonah nodded, it was a good activity, wait, Emiya?There was a big danger in my heart, with my father and me around, Sakura actually went to someone else's house to eat hot pot, no matter from the perspective of the chef or the father, I couldn't bear it, no, I had to recruit.

Eyeballs rolled around, counting on my heart.

"Wait for me." Jonah thumped into the room, holding a letter that looked very formal after a while, "Be sure to give it to Shirou Emiya."

"Ah?" Sakura took the letter in doubt and looked down at the words on it. It was written very formally. The summary is: Emiya Shirou, let's compete in cooking. Next, I will bring the hot pot I made to your house. See who gets the most recognition.

The loser has to worship the opponent as a teacher during the Holy Grail War.

cherry:……

It's Dad's style, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyBut it's fun, Dad's hot pot and Emiya's hot pot are twice as happy, there is no need to stop this interesting thing from happening.

Put away the letter and nod with a serious expression: "Yes, Dad."

"Nice, I'm going to buy ingredients now." Jonah walked towards the garage, "Sichuan-style hot pot, I'm here!" What's the difference between hot pot without chili oil and salted fish, Emiya Shiro, feel the flavor of chili Have fun, hahaha.

Aware of the joyful mood of the main body, I am already a little tired of watching the golden pickup's tons of fire and poking Jonah: "What's the matter with you, you are in such a happy mood, and the emotions have penetrated into me."

Jonah replied: "I have issued a challenge to Shirou Emiya, and I will go to his house tonight for a hot pot cooking competition. I plan to bring super spicy Sichuan hot pot over there, and completely defeat them in terms of taste and physiology."

"Spicy Sichuan-style hot pot, yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy." Huo Zhigao lamented, "Japanese people generally can't accept spiciness, and the hottest taste is almost like sweet and spicy sauce for us. It's slightly spicy. You make super spicy hotpot. , they will breathe fire."

"Don't be afraid, Kirei can eat spicy food, and heroic spirits can also eat spicy food."

The amount of information in these words is a bit large, and Huo Zhi happily complained: "I heard that Gilgamesh overturned the table on the spot when he ate the super spicy food made by Ma Po, and ran away, chasing and killing him for ten miles. According to your taste, this time Jin It's not too much for a pickup to chase you for twenty miles."

"I'm the Master now, so Jinpica can't chase me down, and because of the command spell, he can't refuse the food we handed over." Jonah's voice was full of calculations, "Besides, he didn't want to smell the smell of canned herring. Eliminate it, if you want to beat the heavy taste with strong taste, you are the super spicy Sichuan hot pot, use chili and chili pepper to save Jinpika's taste, come on!"

"You can still persecute Jinpika, I like it!" Huo Zhigao danced in ecstasy, looking at Jinpika with the kindness of Huanong looking at bamboo rats.

Gilgamesh was angry and put down the water pipe: "What are you looking at, this is my king's territory, stay away from me."

It's very imposing and feels like a king, if it's not standing next to the water pipe and getting drenched all over.

"Hey, I'm leaving." Huo Zhixin fluttered out with his arms around Platinum Star's shoulders, "Ula Ula." Is there any excitement to watch?

"Ola." What's the excitement?It's great to have fun to watch, recently I don't want to go back to the main body, Jotaro read the papers and almost went to buy antihypertensive drugs.As a stand-in Platinum Star, I also feel this irritability, which is not good for mental health, and watching more fun is good for venting emotions.

Huo Zhigao stopped at the door with Platinum Star and waited for Jonah to drive out: "Go to the mall and make super spicy Sichuan-flavored hot pot with the ingredients, and invite all our heroic spirits and masters to taste it. You can choose what you want. "

Platinum Star touched his chin: "Ola Ola." I don't like spicy food very much.

No matter how long it has been in the past, it is difficult to understand the joy of fire, Jonah, the platinum star of taste, and Jotaro. There are very few Japanese who do not like spicy food, especially the abnormally spicy level.This has also become a question that Jotaro can't understand. The twins should have the same sense of taste. Why does his tongue hurt for a day when he touches the spiciness? Jonah can eat like a normal person. It's scary, it's really fear.

Regarding Platinum Star's question, Huozhi happily scratched his head, "Ah, this." After thinking for a while, he waved his hand, "It's okay, we have mandarin duck pot! Half spicy and half fresh, you can find what you like no matter what taste you like."

"Ola." Then I want to eat Kobe beef, the highest grade.

"no problem!"

Jonah's car pulled out and stopped at the door, and the two doubles floated into the back seat without saying a word, and went to the shopping mall together.

Gilgamesh, who was rinsing his mouth, watched them leave, and put down the water pipe with a fierce look in his eyes.

The substitute with strange abilities left, right? That Kujo Jotaro became a weak human being without a heroic spirit and no substitute, right? What should the angry heroic spirit do in this situation? Of course he will beat him up!

Snapping his fingers to change his clothes with one click, Gilgamesh walked towards Jotaro's room with a murderous look, behind him King Treasure showed its form, and a sharp weapon poked out his head.

Knock on the door.

"Who? Here we come."

The footsteps were approaching, approaching, and Wang Zhibao began to accumulate energy, preparing to give the people inside a little flirtatious look at the moment the door opened.Fatal blows are not counted. Killing an ordinary human with the King's Treasure, the King of Heroes can't afford to lose this person.

Just let it out when you get seriously injured, hum, Kujo, Nishine!

He thought well, but when the door opened, there was a gray mold that looked like a platinum star, and Kujo stood cautiously behind the gray mold.

Seeing the King of Heroes and the weapons beside him, the gray model used Speed ​​A to call out the word that the two victims were about to produce ptsd: "The World."

Time stopped flowing, and Jotaro shook his head: "They asked me to guard against you before they left, but I didn't expect you to come." Who would have thought that the Platinum Star outside was just a consciousness without any strength and a decent appearance covered with skin Body, the power that really belongs to the stand-in has always been by his side, "Yeah, beat the thief, this time you are the first to do it."

The gray mold clenched its fists and grinned, "Ola Ola Ola Ola!" At the last second, at a suitable angle, the Heroic Spirit who was about to launch a sneak attack in Juli Boxing, the Heroic Spirit stepped back and quickly walked through the corridor, on the door Knock out a human-shaped hole, wipe off a lawn, stop on the ground and never move.

Time begins to flow.

Gilgamesh looked at the sudden change of scenery in front of him, and the sudden appearance of fist marks on his body. His heart was extremely calm. He got up from the ground, patted the grass and dirt on his body, and lay down on the recliner that Jonah hadn't had time to take back. Looking at the sky and thinking about life.

Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?