brother's bizarre adventure

Jonah and Huo Zhixuan were racing on the highway with the stereo, and they were in a happy mood. When they were approaching Einzbern in the suburbs, they stopped to blow the wind, when the phone rang.

"Mr. Kujo, we got cans of herring. Shall we send them to your house?"

"Nice." Jonah was so excited that he couldn't control his strength and made a handprint on the guardrail beside him, "I'll get it myself, by the way, do you have a gas mask, please prepare one for me."

"Ok."

After hanging up the phone and erasing the handprints on the guardrail, Jonah got into the driver's seat: "Come on, go get the canned herring, this time I'll drive."

"Step to the end, step to the end, go!" Huo Zhigao yelled at the co-pilot, the car started, and rushed out like a wild horse, seeing this hot chicken start, he cursed, "Gah, your driving skills are so bad, without me You really can't."

"Shut up, I'm not a precision B." Jonah made a fancy maneuver, and the car almost hit the guardrail and drifted around the corner.The whole car seemed to be drunk, and no one was rampaging on the remote road.

But what does it matter, jojo, just be happy.

"Big man, big man." Huo Zhixin floated to Jonah's side and tied him firmly on the seat with double seat belts, eyes staring forward, "My precision B is watching, in case of any emergency I can grab it." Proper racing is good for venting emotions, and the best stand-in on earth is this kind of caring for the body.

"Okay." With the words of precision B, Jonah completely let himself go, the speed was so fast that the scenery outside the window became an afterimage, and the adrenaline brought great pleasure, making people temporarily forget all their troubles.

Seeing an oncoming car from a distance, take your hands off the steering wheel and relax your body: "It's time for you to perform, happy fire, get on." Lower the window of the car, put your elbows on the window, let the wind blow you into death Matt, the mood has never been calm.

Huo Zhigao held the steering wheel with one hand and produced a fruit and handed it to the main body: "Come, eat a fruit and be happy."

"You guy, don't think you can relax with precision B, drive well." Jonah raised his brows slightly, complained with a smile, picked the fruit, and put it in his mouth, "Sweet."

"Our life, our fruit, is of course sweet." Huo Zhigao withdrew his hand, put both hands on the steering wheel and drove well.

"Yes, our fruit is of course sweet." Jonah swallowed the fruit, let the sweetness reach from the tip of his tongue to his brain, closed his eyes and felt the wind blowing over his face, and said softly, "It's just a dream. Life will not change in any way."

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"Mr. Kujo, here are the canned herring and the gas mask you want." The spw employee handed out a small box.

"Thank you." Taking out his wallet to pay the tip to express his gratitude, Jonah couldn't help but take the box away with a happy expression, and opened the trunk, "Brother Huo, let's go to the outskirts of the forest and turn this thing into a super delicious canned herring fruit."

"Get in the car, get in the car, I can't control my prehistoric power, I want the result now."

"Calm down." Close the trunk and sit in the driver's seat, "If you drive now, you might be turned over by the police and sent to the police station to go to the forest."

"Gimpika, Sine!" Huo Zhigao pointed his middle finger at the air and drove away.

The forest is a good place, the gas mask is very useful, and the plant system is an invincible stand-in.

Look at that milky, strawberry-sized, delicious-looking berry.Jonah and Huo Zhigao had blackened expressions on their faces, and they all put their hips on their hips and smiled ferociously.

Jonah: "You can't spit this time, you have to swallow it."

Huo Zhigao: "When the Command Spell is set up, chew it carefully for 3 minutes before swallowing it. The Holy Grail of disobedience will teach the heroic spirit to be a human being."

"The command spell system is really nice." Jonah felt sincerely, took off the gas mask, and said, "Put away the fruits first, and quietly wait for the arrival of the invincible Platinum Star."

"I'm going to fuse with Platinum Star and beat Kim Pika until his mother doesn't even know him." Huo Zhigao put away the fruit with a murderous look on his face.

"It's up to you, it's between you two." Jonah walked towards the parking place, "Wait." He stopped when he realized something, "Will Platinum Star know what dream we had after you fit together? "

"No way." Huozhi happily scratched his head, "The so-called fusion is to act together based on a common goal. I haven't seen the memory of Platinum Star. Besides, it's only 1.5 seconds. What can we share?"

"My stupid substitute, Platinum Star is not as intelligent as you. If it can be shared, there is a high probability that your memory will flow to him, not his memory to you."

Hearing this conjecture, Huo Zhixin's face turned green. After thinking for a moment, he shook his head violently: "I'm sure not. He never looked at me strangely after we got together. If it were me, if I saw my brother full of anger Thoughts, I will definitely let out a loud hahaha, no matter how bad it is, I will secretly observe with awkward but polite eyes."

"You are very self-aware of your own neurological thinking." Jonah walked away with a black line, "Let's go, the forest is nothing interesting, let's go back. Such a rich dream can't be wasted, I thought of a wonderful idea."

"Come on, come on, what kind of work do you want to do?" Huo Zhigao's curiosity was aroused.

Jonah was impassioned: "I want to open a vest and draw a horse monkey shochu BLACK based on the plot in the dream!" A qualified creator should share the knife with everyone, fans who love magical girls, come on, accept Brand new world line Brand new magical girls.

Huo Zhixiu picked out his ears: "Sorry, there are too many noises in the forest, I didn't hear clearly, please say it again."

"You bastard, you did it on purpose. I lost my momentum when I did this." Jonah sat in the cab and repeated what he had just said.

"Magic girl BLACK, based on our dream?" Huo Zhigao stared straight, put his hand on Jonah's forehead, checked this person's body from beginning to end, found no physical disease, and was dumbfounded , "Good guy, you even persecuted yourself, that's rum sauce, kawaii rum sauce and underage horse monkey shochu, you can do it too." If he really played like this, he has already I can imagine the scene where the housekeepers cried bitterly, collapsed in place, and cursed the author in circles.

There is a little bit of joy, but more of helplessness, helplessness towards the body.

Jonah knocked on the steering wheel: "Brother Huo, come and drive."

"Oh." Huo Zhixin was still thinking about the dark horse monkey shochu, and started the car obediently, ignoring the bickering with Jonah.

"You say underage, we are also underage in the material, okay? We can't ignore the fact that we are only 17 years old just because we are tall and strong."

"Exciting, it's too exciting." Huo Zhigao tried to accept this setting, and found that it was indeed interesting, and creation was conducive to venting bad emotions.

"Yes, this idea is very good. And it's not just for not wasting material and persecuting A Zhai, but also for another purpose." Jonah looked excited, and took out the small notebook and pen that he carried with him to draw a sketch on it, " When Jotaro arrives in Fuyuki and sees me alive and kicking, he will definitely ask where the car overturned. He just said that he felt a little embarrassed, not to mention that he couldn’t make it through his heart, and it’s not easy to tell a lie, and he can find out what happened by asking other people a little bit. Set up the plot."

Huozhi happily answered: "So you plan to persecute Rum and draw the plot in the form of comics. Good guy, after reading those plots, Jotaro probably wants to travel back in time and eat Euler Dio again."

"It's not so exaggerated. The magic-changed comics are separated by a layer, and the sense of substitution will not be so strong. He can calm down." Jonah flicked the sketch, "Look, this scene is great." On the blank page is a simple The sketch composed of lines can be vaguely seen as an alley, the close point is the perspective of the attacker, and the perspective picture in the distance is the outline of a human figure in a fallen shape.With a few strokes, a scene of a horse monkey making wine and failing to meet the enemy is drawn.

Huo Zhixin took the time to turn his head to look, and gasped: "I have a picture in my mind, huh." Before persecuting the fans, he persecuted himself first.

Turn to the next page: "If you draw more finely, you can completely replace the pictures in our minds with horse monkey shochu, which is good for waking up dreams, and that thing has a bit of stamina."

Fortunately, he is usually optimistic, mentally healthy, materialistic, unmoved by external objects, and has resisted the psychological pollution that comes with dreams, but he is a little depressed.If you were an ordinary person, you might really want to reproduce those ptsds in your dreams.

"Kimpika, you've gone too far this time, be prepared to pay the price." Draw a Kimpika and put a big cross on it, "Jotaro can only arrive at night, before that, let's draft a few famous scenes? "

"Okay. I want to draw the death scene first. Rum hugging the sun in front of the vodka body is really exciting. A world-famous painting, a proper world-famous painting!" Huo Zhigao automatically replaced the noun with a magical girl character, "Second It’s the famous scene of Evil Rum backstabbing Volt, the storyboard must look up, the eyes must be cold, and the atmosphere must be full.” The more he said, the more excited he became.

Jonah raised his forehead: "Yeah, you bastard, you also said that I have a big brain and like to persecute people. I think you are the one who likes to persecute people the most."

Huo Zhixin was confident and confident: "The painting has been painted, and it would be a waste of material if it is not made into a world-famous painting!"

"Haha, nice!"