brother's bizarre adventure

After arranging the accommodation, Joe first spent an hour tidying himself up.Because he is not allowed to look in the mirror, the details of the beard and hairstyle are not so delicate, but he is handsome and can hold any shape.The hair is messy, and the beard shows a little stubble, which looks messy and decadent.But bowing his head and putting on a lot of his attire, he always felt that something was missing. He couldn't find a clue after thinking hard, so he walked out of the room and prepared to take a walk to find inspiration.

Lu met some colleagues in the magic hall, because they were not familiar with each other, they just nodded and said hello. When he walked to the door and saw the accessories on the forehead of the gatekeeper Petesia, he finally realized what he was missing——love.

The people in the Dio Demon Mansion are all caring, from Master Dio to the gatekeeper bird, if you don’t hang a few hearts on yourself, you will feel uncomfortable all over your body.

Qiao hammered his palms with fists, and said to himself: "I also want to be a loving person like Lord Dio, green hearts are the best accessories in the world!" After speaking, he waved to the gatekeeper, "Cuckoo, let's go for a walk together? "

Gatekeeper Bird: You are Gu Gu, and your whole family is Gu Gu.

Showing a humanized expression of disgust, he turned his head and ignored this guy who couldn't tell the difference between a bird of prey and a pigeon.

"What a setback." Joe muttered in a low voice. He raised his feet and prepared to go out to buy love accessories for himself to change his clothes, but he searched all over his pockets and found no dime. He sighed slightly and walked back, planning to ask the butler Xiao Darby for some funds.

On the way to find the butler, I saw the only vampire in the mansion besides Lord Dio, a short vampire with a woman's face behind his forehead, hiding in a corner and looking at people with strange eyes.

Joe glanced over, and the little vampire shrank back behind the pillar with a cowardly expression, not at all like Dio's domineering vampire.

This kind of guy is actually of the same race as Lord Dio, which really makes people angry.

Thinking of this, Joe changed his focus, went around behind the pillar a few steps, and grabbed the opponent's collar: "Hey, stupid, what are you sneaking around for?"

He is obviously an invincible vampire, but he has no temper when he is called an idiot. Instead, he becomes even more cowardly and shakes his head violently: "No, I'm just passing by."

"Passing by?" Joe raised his casserole-sized fist.Because the weight is used to treat injuries, this fist actually looks very thin, full of bones, and its combat power is limited. It can hit people, but its effect on vampires with strong resilience is limited.

The dumb guy not only shook his head, but also screamed: "I'm really just passing by, don't hit me."

Joe: ...

How did such a funny coward get into Mr. Dio's eyes?Becoming a colleague with this kind of person is really lowering your own grade out of thin air, it's boring.

Put the person down, and show a fierce expression: "Let's trust you this time, but don't think about leaving so easily, hand over all the money." Idle is idle, let's do a robbery, as the villain under Lord Dio, How can you behave like a high school student, let's practice with this stupid thing first.

Dumb goods:? ? ?

"Why are you in a daze." Joe's expression turned dissatisfied, and he patted the guy's cheek to wake him up, "Have you never seen a robbery, hand over the money quickly."

"Okay...Okay." Duihuo's two faces were full of grievances, but he still looked cowardly and did not dare to resist. He took out his wallet and offered it with both hands, and retorted in a low voice, "We are all Lord Dio's subordinates. That's fine."

Joe snatched the wallet, stood up, and looked down at him: "Okay. We are villains, and villains should look like villains. Goodbye, stupid." Walking out of the magic hall with joy in his steps, he looked up at the gate bird, "Cuckoo go out for a walk, I'll buy you feed."

Qualified villains should lead Huang to the left and Qingcang to the right when they go out, wait... What is Qingcang to the left and right?Why did such a strange word appear in my head, Joe shook his head to drive the strange thought away.

Hearing the feed, Petesia didn't turn her head this time, spread her wings and landed on Joe's shoulders, aiming at his ears: "Ga!" I have a name, not Gugu.

Joe touched the love heart on the bird's forehead: "Ear ears, keep your voice down, who hung the heart on your forehead for you, do you still want it, it must be very cool that I can hang an anklet in the shape of a heart for you."

"Gah!" Petesia tightened her claws, scratching the man's clothes, where was the feed, what was the feed.

"Huh, it hurts, you really have a bad temper. I'll give you some fruit, I made it." Joe found a handful of blueberry-sized berries from somewhere, and stuffed one into the bird's beak, "Is it delicious? Googling This is all for you."

Petesia doesn't care, it's just an ordinary fruit. As a substitute messenger bird with an IQ comparable to that of a human, will I succumb, stupid human.After swallowing the fruit, there is a warm feeling in the body, as if a beautiful female bird appeared in front of my eyes.It's a wonderful illusion that they make a nest together and hatch eggs one after another, and it's wonderful.

"Ga... coo, coo." Petesia made a cooing sound.

"Nice, that's the voice!" Joe was amazed, and spread out his palms, revealing all the fruits.Petesia's eyes lit up, and she flew onto his arms, knocking one after another.

Joe's arm trembled, and he almost failed to catch the bird, and immediately caught the bird with the other to keep the bird from falling.Frowning, looking at his thin arms and legs, he thought to himself, I don't know why I always feel like I shouldn't be like this.After buying love accessories, find a way to gain some weight. Be as strong and powerful as Master Dio, come on!

One person and one bird left Dio's Demon Mansion facing the sun, and the atmosphere was quite harmonious.

The dumb guy hiding in the shadow of the building watched their backs and gritted his teeth: "Damn it, the new unknown person is so arrogant, I want to tell Master Dio."

While imagining the wonderful scene of Dio punishing the newcomers, Darby's voice came from behind him.

"Stupid, so you are here, don't be lazy, take this to work."

Dumb turned his head to look, and the butler Xiao Darby was holding the cleaning tool with a blank expression on his face: "There is a room on the second floor that is dirty, you go and clean it."

Why is it always me, the dumbass wailed in his heart, obviously I am also one of the nine gods of Egypt, and obviously also a villain loyal to Lord Dio, how could this be so.

"Don't be in a daze, go quickly."

"Okay, okay." Dumbuo lowered his head, concealed his dissatisfaction, took the cleaning tool and left obediently.

Little Darby saw that expression and didn't take it seriously at all. This guy is the least villainous in this mansion. I don't know how Master Dio would give him his own blood, really.

I don't have anything to do for the time being, let's go play games and play with dolls.He turned around, made a hole under his feet and sent himself to the game room. First, he touched every doll, and then picked a few he liked to talk to them.

3, 2, 1 start!

……

Two hours later, Joe returned to Dio's Mansion with Petesia on his shoulders, and his whole image changed drastically.Wiping the forehead with love pattern, green love earrings and ear clips, love open corset, love hole pants, and the patterns stepped on the soles of the shoes are all with love.

Not only the attire, but he also managed to change the leaves of his vine double from a jagged oval to a smooth heart.

In terms of the number of hearts hanging on his body, he is estimated to be the first in the entire museum.

Although he couldn't look in the mirror to appreciate all his love outfits, but the passers-by's attention when he came back proved the beauty of this outfit, and Joe was quite satisfied with it.

However, this good mood disappeared out of thin air after seeing Ace, and felt an unknown fire in his heart. Seeing that he was quite unpleasant, he wanted to beat someone up.

Ace was keenly aware of Joe's malice, and stopped: "What are you looking at?" This kind of emotion, this guy, can he still remember things after being replaced, but he is not afraid, he can overcome the second time if he can overcome it once , as long as it is not killed, presumably Master Dio will not say anything.

Qiao pressed his forehead and suppressed the emotions in his heart: "Sorry, it was an accident." I thought, I can't do it now, I don't have enough weight to exert strength, wait until I gain enough weight. Master Dio said that I was the only one, and he must have more weight in his heart than these ordinary subordinates. As long as I don't kill him, I presumably will not say anything, so wait a minute.

The finger pressing his forehead moved to both sides of the temple, blocking his thinking eyes, ignoring Ace, and walked towards the house.

Find little Darby playing a game.

"Darby, are you taking care of Lord Dio's wealth? Give me some money."

Darby just finished a game, put down the controller, and asked curiously, "What do you want the money for?" I heard that this guy robbed the money of the stupid product, and he ran out of the transformation so quickly.

"Whispering, give it or not, if you don't give it to me, ask Master Dio for it."

"You can't bother Mr. Dio." Little Darby wondered if Pucci had changed the wrong memory, did any of the subordinates in the magic hall treat the magic hall as their own, and even asked for money, and the child asked the parents at home to ask for it Qian, this guy's tone is really skilled.

He took out the banknotes and counted them casually: "Is it enough?"

"Not enough, all of them."

A tic-tac-toe popped out of Little Darby's forehead. Does this guy really treat himself like a child? Damn it.

"What do you want so much money for?"

Joe clenched his fist and raised his arm to barely squeeze out his biceps: "Fitness supplements muscles to increase combat effectiveness. I want Master Dio's body shape." Master Dio's muscles are really cool. They are both 195. One is a macho and the other is a skinny monkey. Is it reasonable? Not reasonable.

Unreasonable things should be optimized.

Little Darby: ...

It seems to be a little thinner now, and the group of strong men who are released to fight Jotaro may not win, okay, this can be regarded as a reason.

Shove it all over: "Take it all, don't bother me playing games if you want to fail the game and become a doll."

"If it's not enough, I'll come to you again."

"Go away, go away." Little Darby picked up the game controller and rushed away impatiently.

Jo put away the bills, and out of the corner of his eye looked at little Darby with great pleasure.Although this guy won't get angry when he sees him, he was very happy to shoot with a video equipment at that time. Is the bustle of my uncle so beautiful? If I have a chance, I will beat this guy up.

Lift your feet and leave.

Go out and ask the gatekeeper to put it on your shoulders, find a commercial street, eat from the street to the end of the street, and start to gain muscle quickly.

……

Jotaro: "Old man, use the hermit's purple to see where Jonah is."

"ok, ok."

An innocent Polaroid goes to waste, spitting out a few pictures.

In the first one, Jonah is thin, unshaven and tired-eyed.

Bang!Jotaro punched a hole in the table.

Kakyoin, Polnareff, and Abdel looked at each other, and decided to stop Jotaro if he behaved aggressively later.

In the second picture, Jonah is threatening a small man with his fist raised, with a fierce expression on his face.The clothes are neat, there are no guards around, and they look very free.

Very well, Jotaro withdrew his fist, found something to cover the hole in the table, and pretended nothing happened.

The companions were immediately relieved, both for Jonah's situation and for Jotaro's mental state.Great, don't worry about always having an angry invincible in the team.Everyone's mentally tense these days.

In the third picture, Jonah's whole body is covered with love, with a bird resting on his shoulder, and a heart on the bird's forehead.

Joseph: "oh, mygod!" Our Joestar family is all star pie!

Jotaro: Although he is a little unaccustomed, he seems to be in good shape, as long as he is happy.When the time comes to see someone, beat up the culprit, and then reverse the brother's aesthetics.

In the fourth picture, the background of a bustling commercial street, the brothers buried their heads in eating and drinking, and the bowls piled up in front of them were almost one meter high.Bird rested on the table, his stomach was so fat that he could hardly stand up.

Jotaro: ...

Is this the case of being captured by the enemy? I always feel that something is wrong, yay.