brother's bizarre adventure

The car drove back to the church, just stopped, and the blue gunman with many scars appeared: "Archer, damn it, damn it!"

A red heroic spirit descended from the sky: "Who is calling me?"

Huo Zhigao clenched his fists and muttered, "Here it is, it's the housekeeping ex Emiya."

Jonah: "It's better to hit the sun than choose the day. Let's not persecute everyone one by one. Let everyone know that there will be a party in the empty house tonight."

"Then what will happen to Kim Picka's cooking later? If he feels it in advance, he won't be fooled at night."

"Send it to him. Give him some sweetness first, so that he can be fooled later."

"That's not taking advantage of my uncle!" Huo Zhigao was very upset, "Go to his steak, there is no steak for free, treat him to super spicy noodles."

"You can do whatever you want, if Gilgamesh doesn't get so spicy that he grabs the food and puts it on your head. Kirei said that when Kim Pika eats super spicy food, he will open the table and chase after the person who cooks it."

Huo Zhixin was puzzled: "How could Ma Po know so clearly?"

Jonah's tone was full of smiles: "Because he did this before, he was chased and killed by Kim Pica from the Tohsaka mansion to the church."

"Hahahahaha." Happy Fire laughed wildly, just like his name, "As expected of Father Joy, he easily did what we couldn't."

"So please take it easy, this time Platinum Star is not in Fuyuki, we can't beat Kim Picka." Jonah said earnestly, he didn't want to be dragged into the car by his own flying double, "Isn't it good to persecute together, everyone else haha ​​Kim Picka Explosive clothing, our hatred will be greatly diluted, it will be safer.” Fang Fei Gui Fang Fei, facing people like Kim Picka, we should be more cautious, looking for fun must be based on safety.

"No." Huo Zhixin was full of confidence, "I won't roll over this time."

When Jonah heard this, he wanted to spread his claws violently, and his voice was so loud that it almost broke the private chat: "Don't set the flag casually, you bastard."

The two were talking about Gilgamesh in a private chat, but Gilgamesh himself was unaware of this, and his attention fell on Archer who suddenly appeared.

Arms crossed his chest, slightly raised his chin, the aura of a king emanated, and his eyes fell on the red archer: "Faker, why did you appear here." The king of heroes is unique from ancient times to the present. That's right, with him, any other archer is Faker, especially the skill of this archer is still projection magic, which is even more Faker.

Red archer: "Passing by." Looking at Gilgamesh and then at the distressed blue spearman, he understood that it was a conflict between the two, and nodded to express his understanding, "I thought you were calling me, so leave now, you continue." to leave.

Jonah ended his private complaints with Happy Huo, and when he saw this situation, he immediately called out to him: "Bridge bean sack."

"?" The red archer's face was full of doubts, and he faintly felt that the big man who had just met in front of him was somewhat familiar. After careful recollection, he finally figured out why he felt familiar.This is Kujo's father in Sakura's photo, who owned Berserker Emiya in the Fourth World War.

Thinking of this, a strange thought came to his mind: "After I collapse, will I return to the Fourth World War to become his Heroic Spirit? What did he want to do by calling me, reminiscing about the old days?" A different world line and a completely different self are even more chaotic.

Jonah smiled and said, "I'm going to have a party at the Kujo House tonight, and I'm not ready to invite other people in time. Since you bumped into me, let you go. These days, you should have a party with a master other than Rin." We are very familiar with each other, it won't be awkward for you to go."

Red Archer: ...

That's it?

Although there is no problem in theory, this person's behavior is so familiar, it seems to be ordering his heroic spirit, obviously I am really just passing by.Well, it seems that there is nothing wrong with saying that he ordered his heroic spirit. To the other party, he is indeed his heroic spirit.

Wait, why did I so easily accept the setting that I will become his heroic spirit in the future, maybe it's me in a parallel world, get this uncertain setting out of my mind.

He shook his head again and again, looking like he was refusing.Realizing this, he nodded immediately: "No problem, I will notify everyone." After speaking, the spirit disappeared immediately.

Jonah scratched his head: "Whether he is willing or not, he will shake his head and nod for a while."

Gilgamesh poked him: "Hey, let out that guy who doesn't dress well. He said he would cook for the king."

"Our stand-in messenger's stand-in doesn't have the habit of wearing clothes, and my Huo Zhixie still has a lot of clothes." Jonah muttered while letting out Huo Zhixie.

Huo Zhigao led Jinpica to the living area of ​​the church: "There will be a party tonight, and now it's simpler, only noodles."

Gilgamesh kicked a small stone away: "This king doesn't like noodles."

"Only this, if you don't eat, you will be hungry until the party starts."

"...Miscellaneous repair!"

The blue spearman looked left and right, but no one paid him any attention. Escaping from the high-altitude free fall state consumed too much mana, and he couldn't get replenishment from the master, and now he was too hungry.Rubbing his belly, he rushed into the team led by the so-called stand-in: "I can make noodles!"

Kim Pika was furious: "Go away, this is a tribute from the king's subjects, you, a wild dog, are not qualified to enjoy it."

"You are the wild dog, do you want to fight? In the state of lack of magic power, I will not fall behind if I fight alone."

"Ya Kamaxi!" The chef who mastered the cooking said, "No matter how noisy the noodles are, I don't have to eat them."

"Miscellaneous cultivator, how dare you be rude to this king..."

The three entered the church noisily, and the figure and figure gradually disappeared.

Kotomine Kirei walked up to Jonah and asked, "Are you sure your double and archer aren't dating?" This relationship between feeding and being fed is really too similar to the love routine shown on TV.

Jonah's black line: "Kirei, this meme is over, let me cut off your hot sauce."

"Sorry sorry, there won't be a next time." Kotomine Kirei sincerely apologized, "I swear in the name of the Lord."

In this way, this crop is officially over.Jonah smiled and invited the priest: "You must come to the party tonight. I have prepared very interesting things." The explosive food for the energy body is available for all heroic spirits, so don't even think about running away, hahaha.

When Kotomine Kirei heard the adjective funny, his expression froze. Something that Jonah could describe as funny must be quite interesting. He asked, "Is it pleasant?"

The smile on Jonah's face was even stronger: "It's very pleasant. In order to achieve the desired effect, I deliberately went to learn from a teacher. It is more pleasant than anything you have ever seen."

"Nice." Kotomine Kirei looked forward to this so much that he said his friend's catchphrase and kissed the cross on his chest, "Thank you Lord for your gift to me, Amen."

At the same time, Gilgamesh, who was drinking wine while waiting for the noodles to come out of the pot, suddenly felt a chill, goosebumps arose on his arm, and rubbed it: "Who is talking about me, it's best not to let me find out. "