brother's bizarre adventure

The two threw away the broom, jumped off the corridor, and rushed out of the Wei palace house.

I saw an extremely attractive car parked at the door, the driver's seat was facing Wei Gongzhai.Sakura leaned against the car door, taller than she remembered, and her whole body was imposing. She patted the car and tilted her head: "Get in the car?"

This bad aura is absolutely gone.For a moment, Emiya Shiro felt that he saw the tall 195 who was wearing a skirt and strolling around the manga exhibition, and then looked at Rin who came out after him. Under the leadership of the domestic heroic spirit, he also had a bad taste, but compared with Sakura It's still a little bit worse.

Is this the assimilation ability of the Kujo family? It's so terrifying.

Ilya pushed Shirou: "Why are you in a daze."

"Sorry, sorry." Emiya Shiro touched the back of his head and walked towards the vehicle.

Everyone got in the car, there probably was a strange buff in the car, and the four people with different personalities had similar expressions, and waved their fists forward: "Yiku go!"

Sakura presses the speaker to play, and the invincible bgm sounds, carrying the four of them towards the peaceful Fuyuki.Driving without a license is fun, exciting and enjoyable.

……

Emiya Kiritsugu and Irisviel returned from going out in the evening, and when they opened the door, they saw the broom lying on the ground, the courtyard in a mess, the two children were not at home, the kitchen was cold, and the whole house was deserted.

The former magician killer suddenly yelled in his heart, did someone come and snatch the child away?The new Holy Grail War is about to begin, and it is not surprising that the desperate Einzbern family would do such a thing.

Looking at Irisviel with a serious expression: "Ariel."

Irisviel nodded, closed her eyes, made a mudra with her hands, and pure magic power swept across the courtyard.

"It's backtracking magic, let's see what happened."

"Hmm." Emiya Kiritsugu took out a cigarette with slightly trembling hands, and did not light it. He decided in his heart that if it really had something to do with the Einzbern family, he would go to the United States to find an empty ticket with all his face and wallet. Ask for help.

If the chips are still not enough, then join spw to work to pay off the debt!

"Kiritsugu, it's started."

One minute later, Emiya Kiritsugu dropped the cigarette from his hand and covered his face in silence.The two children didn't leave a message when they went out to play, and their father was so anxious that he almost showed his face.

Irisviel's reaction was not as big as that of Emiya Kiritsugu. She put away the backtracking magic and asked a very serious question: "Kiritsugu, what shall we eat tonight?" Ever since Emiya Shirou learned how to cook, the food at home has always been He is in charge, and everyone's mouths have become a little picky under the chef's care, and the dishes in ordinary restaurants are a bit unpalatable.

Emiya Kiritsugu: "Ari, I only know how to make instant noodles."

"..." The two kitchen masters were silent at the same time.

"Dahe said that a very good store has opened in Xindu recently, let's go."

Irisviel looked in the direction of the kitchen, his eyes were thinking: "Okay." I came back early to give the children a surprise, but found that the parents were not at home, and the children would run out to play wildly, which made people guess. Did the child pretend to be a good baby before?

"Let's go." Emiya Kiritsugu took Irisviel's shoulders and walked outside.As soon as he walked to the door, the baby who went out for a drive appeared at the door with a frenzied hairstyle, with a pleasant expression on his face.

"Kiritsugu, mother/madam. You are back!"

Emiya Kiritsugu: I don't know when, the children don't call me daddy, it's really sad.

Emiya Shiro: "Have you eaten yet? I'll go shopping right now."

The depressing mood of the two parents returning home early and being empty was immediately swept away by the delicious food.

Kiritsugu: "No, I want to eat hamburger meat!"

Ally: "Excuse me, I want steak."

"Wait a moment, I'll get ready right away."

The four entered the house with a smile, and the dim mansion was quickly lit up. The life of ordinary people is so simple, peaceful and warm.

……

The church was also lit up at the same time, but there was no family of four here, only two 190 strong men.

They were lying on the sofa, completely without the dog-like demeanor of their predecessors. There were a few empty plates on the coffee table in front of them, and there were a little red oil stains on the plates.

A moth flew in following the light, was attracted by the red oil, stopped on the plate, thought it was some delicacy, and tasted it.With just one bite, the moth fluttered its wings down on the coffee table and couldn't get up again.

If a moth could think, all it wanted to say was: Fuck, human tastes are so weird.

A happy life after a full meal, even happier with some beer and soap operas.

Sakura came back at this time: "Dad, I'm back."

Hearing the sound, Jonah, who had no demeanor lying on the sofa, immediately got up and straightened his hair.

Going out to greet: "Sakura, how are you? Are you having fun? What is Tohsaka-san's expression?"

"Father, your joy is overflowing." Speaking of Tohsaka, Sakura didn't understand what Jonah meant, and directly pointed out his thoughts.

Jonah's face fell down: "What, my acting skills are so close to this!"

After watching Jonah's face change, Sakura satisfies his curiosity and said, "Tohsaka-san dropped his wine glass in surprise, and it was a big blow."

"Nice!"

Although many people have been persecuted over the years, Jonah always felt that persecuting Tokiomi Tohsaka was the most satisfying.There is part of the reason for Sakura, and another part of the reason is that Jonah can't tell the situation himself. This is probably fate.

I don't know if Tohsaka Tokiomi will maintain a graceful posture and ask for a stop when he finds out.

"By the way, Dad, if possible, I'll stay in Fuyuki for a while longer, a week at most."

"Well." Jonah thought for a moment, "It's not impossible." His main purpose is to hide the golden pickup, as long as he doesn't keep it.

"How long do you want to stay, Dad, you can refill the hotel, and you can come to church if you think the hotel is troublesome."

"Stay in a hotel, it's more convenient."

"Yes, I can talk to my dad anytime I have something. Dad, I can call a van's stand-in messenger with just one phone call. Don't be afraid when the Holy Grail comes." Shi Ting, an eternal God, with many relatives and friends, an eternal God.

"Yes, Dad."

It was settled so that Sakura stayed in Fuyuki and Jonah returned to America the next day.

He didn't take it too seriously when he went back. It's Christmas at the end of 02, and it's still early before the plot takes place. Even if he stays in Fuyuki, the plot won't be triggered. It's fine.

However, the reality did not follow the routine again. A week later, Sakura called.

"Father, Command Seals appeared in the hands of Rin and Shirou, and also in Illya's hands. The Holy Grail War is about to start. I want to transfer schools and stay in Fuyuki."

Jonah was first shocked that the Command Spell did not appear according to the plot time, and then grasped an important point that was easily overlooked.

Shiro?Sakura, you call that Emiya Shirou, when you played cosplay, you only called it by last name, why are you so familiar now, there must be ghosts.

The fork in the old father's hand was raised high, ready to punch the pig that was about to move.

"Dad, why don't you talk, are you listening?"

"I'm listening, I'm listening." Jonah wiped off his grim expression, and adjusted his tone to be kind. "It's okay to transfer schools. Dad will arrange the procedures for you. You can transfer schools immediately after school starts. By the way, after transferring schools It’s inconvenient to stay in a hotel, do you want to live in the church or the Tosaka mansion.”

"No, I'm planning to go to Wei Gong's house, they have a lot of houses."

Good guy, it's not a misunderstanding this time, there are really pigs.

Jonah's expression is distorted. There is a line in the fifth war, but the Sakura line. Although it is impossible for this plot to have a plot as dark as the Sakura line, who can guarantee that the will of the universe will not secretly manipulate and keep the emotional line, that would be too bad.

Whether it is or not, Emiya, I and you are irreconcilable!

But no matter how angry he is, he can't immediately go to Fuyuki to hunt down Emiya, there are more important things to deal with.

No matter where you live, you must never live in Wei Gong's house, don't even think about it.

"Father had some conflicts with Emiya Kiritsugu ten years ago. It would be embarrassing for you to live in their house. In this way, you will stay in a hotel first during this period, and Dad will arrange a place in Fuyuki."

"Okay." This reason is very convincing, Sakura chooses to believe it.

After hanging up the phone, Jonah pulled out the knife that was hanging in the bedroom and brought it back from the Ghost Killing Squad, full of murderous intent.

Huo Zhixin appeared curiously: "Ontology, what are you going to do?"

Jonah put on the posture he learned from games and TV, and swung his knife: "Practice your knife skills and prepare to kill Emiya!"

Fire's joy: Ontology is crazy again, like it.