brother's bizarre adventure

Xu Lun took a look at the mouth green that Jonah found hard to explain, and he didn't let go of it.

"Dad, I want this!"

Jotaro, Jonah: "..."

Open a private chat.

"Ni Jiang, do you think green lipstick looks familiar?" For some reason, Jonah recalled that Dio, whose ashes were buried in the past, used green lipstick when he transformed into the second stage.

We should be glad that Xu Lun's oral habit is oh la oh la, isn't it Gioruno's wryyyy, otherwise it's more like it.

There was a trace of helplessness in Jotaro's calm voice: "Well, it does look familiar, but..."

Jonah continued: "But Xu Lun likes it."

All in unison: Yeah, yeah, beat the thief.

The old fathers were in complicated moods, but they didn't stop them. Xu Lun picked up the lipstick and happily painted it in front of the mirror.

Jonah chatted privately: "Fortunately, Giorno didn't come back with a green heart."

Jotaro: "Shut up."

If you really do that, Platinum Star's fist will be hard.

Xu Lun knew nothing about it, pointed at himself and said to Jotaro and Jonah, "Dad, is Xu Xu handsome?"

Jotaro replied with difficulty: "Handsome!"

Jonah gave a thumbs up: "Nice!"

Xu Lun was greatly encouraged, and pointed to his Mickey head: "Dad, I want to dye it green and match it with lipstick!"

Jotaro, his face darkened.

Jonah: "Hahahahaha."

Jotaro: "Children's hair dyeing is not good for health, no."

Xu Lun pouted: "Bad dad."

Jonah picked up Xu Lun and comforted him: "It's okay, Dad will take you to the mall tomorrow to buy wigs, and you can buy any color you like."

Xu Lun slapped a green mark on Jonah's cheek: "Dad is great, Xu Xu wants to buy green, green!"

"Okay, as long as Xu Xu likes it, you can buy rainbow colors."

"Hello." Jotaro said, "The wig..." He wanted to say that the wig needs to be glued, which is also harmful to health, but he didn't wait for him to finish.Xu Lun yelled, "Yeah, you're stuck!"

With the classic voice, Jotaro was stunned on the spot, never expecting that one day he would be washed by Yakama.

Jonah suppressed a smile and asked, "Where did Xu Xu learn from Kamaxi?"

Xu Lun pointed to Jotaro: "I learned from my father."

Hahahahaha, Jonah laughed out loud, joy!

Jotaro: ...

……

In the following days, Jonah's life was very comfortable, engaged in research, comics, hanging out with students, and his life was full of joy.

At the beginning of July 02, the magical girl manga co-authored by him and Kishibe Rohan was completed, and the overall results were very good. The editor of the publishing house wanted to hold a signing event, and hoped that both authors could be present.

Jonah had no objection, but he felt that the signing alone was not interesting, so he called Kishibe Rohan and said that he wanted to make the atmosphere more enthusiastic by doing the whole thing at the signing.

Kishibe Rohan was very helpless: "Jonathan, you want to play cosplay again, don't you?"

"What is another. Wait, how do you know that I cosplayed Horse Monkey Shochu?"

"I also know that you dragged the original draft but secretly drew the fanfic of magical girls."

"Cough! Wait..." Jonah's eyes became sharp, and he asked, "My vest is covered up very well, how do you know that?" Could it be that there are two or five boys who leaked the news.

Kishibe Rohan's voice was even more helpless: "I'm a professional manga artist, and I can see your style of painting at a glance. I can feel your drawing habits with my eyes closed."

"Fuck, there is such a thing, careless!" Jonah was shocked, and found an important point, with a teasing tone, "You read, I didn't send you the manuscript paper, so you bought it yourself."

Now it was Kishibe Rohan's turn to shout on the phone: "Cough! Nah, nah, I'm a manga artist, it's normal to read the works of my colleagues."

"There's no need to explain anymore, I understand, do you want a copy of the fan story next time when it comes out?"

Kishibe Rohan replied in seconds: "Yes."

A minute of silence followed.

"This." Jonah took the initiative to break the awkward atmosphere, "Let's talk about how to activate the signing."

Kishibe Rohan's voice became obviously relaxed: "I only have one request, don't wear a skirt to cosplay a magical girl." He had seen a photo of a brawny version of Rum taken at a comic show, and his eyes were very uncomfortable at the time, which even affected his eyes. Inspired by painting, his mind is full of macho men, and he can't write for Rum at all.

It's terrible, it's terrible, Jonah must not be allowed to cosplay Horse Monkey Shaojiu again.

"I can't cosplay a magical girl, what's the difference between a salted fish!" Jonah just wanted to cosplay a magical girl at the signing, and it would be no fun not to cosplay!

"No, absolutely not. If you cosplay as a magical girl, I'll shake off your vest." Kishibe Rohan resolutely protected his eyes, and threatened to stop the burly magical girl from appearing.

"Fuck you." Jonah reluctantly gave up this plan, and said a compromise, "Then it's okay for me to let the children in the family cosplay magical girls. They are of the right age."

"Jonathan, do you have any strange hobbies for cos, and you have been holding on to them."

"Because it's really fun haha." It's a joy to think about seeing those houses petrified in situ.

Kishibe Rohan thought about the cosplay styles of those children in Jonah's family, and thought it was feasible, so he nodded in agreement: "Yes."

"Okay, it's settled. In a few days, I will take the children to Japan to participate in the signing. Just wait, I will surprise you."

"Hi, I look forward to your surprise."

After hanging up the phone, Jonah happily invited the children to play cosplay at the signing event in Japan. Of course, the children would not refuse, nodding and cheering.

After finishing his own child, he reproduced the classic and called Fuyuki's magician. He played cosplay for the first time, and there was absolutely no reason to refuse the second time, so Fuyuki also nodded in agreement.

"Nice, quite nice." Jonah, who had secured the candidate, was extremely excited, and began to make cosplay clothes through spw.

Huozhi was very happy to see Jonah busy and happy, and was puzzled, so he popped up and asked, "Why can't you cosplay a magical girl so excited?"

"Of course it's because I thought of a way to persecute A Zhai. Hmm, I only said that I can't cosplay magical girls, but I didn't say that I can't cosplay other things."

A sense of ominous premonition rose in Huo Zhigao's heart. He recalled the main characters in the manga, except for the magical girl, only...

Jonah announced his plan aloud: "I want to cosplay the fairy Dio!"

Huo Zhigao petrified on the spot, and was so shocked that his arms bloomed instantly.

"Hey, happy fire, what's the matter with you, it's blooming suddenly."

Huo Zhixin took the flower back, put on the skin of a strong man, and said with a blank expression, "Repeat what you just said, and then ask me why it blooms."

"That's because your ability to bear is too low, don't blame me."

"What the hell do you want to cosplay Fairy Dio to say that I have low endurance." Huo Zhigao's expression twisted, and he grabbed Jonah and shook him back and forth, "I'm getting old, can my brain be normal?"

Jonah was confident while being shaken: "Dio is a hunk, and I am a hunk too, why can't I cosplay him!"

"What's the reason? You didn't draw the macho Dio." Huo Zhigao continued to shake, "Besides, you cosplay the fairy Dio, Giorno cos who, you will take him too, right?"

"Of course, we made an appointment. After participating in the cos signing, we will go to Europe. Giorno will be the enthusiastic boss, and Sakura will go to Kenneth's subordinates to learn magic." Jonah said his plan, "A beautiful summer vacation life begins with cos, Perfect."

"There's so much nonsense, so who did you ask Giorno to cosplay?"

"Of course it's also Dio the Fairy. Is it reasonable not to persecute Dio at this opportunity?" Giorno had everything ready-made from hair color to appearance, and it would be too wasteful not to use it for cosplay.

Huozhixin swayed a little slower and asked, "cos magic girl fairy Dio."

Jonah waved his hand: "No, Fairy Dio asked me to come, turn to Dio Giorno. We have to stand together and pose the classic pose of Fairy Dio, which will definitely fill the atmosphere of the scene."

Huo Zhixin imagined the scene for a while, his expression was hard to understand, and after a moment of silence, he yelled a word, stopped and left.

Jonah shouted at his leaving back: "Hey, what are you doing?"

Huozhi turned around happily: "Find a normal person to sign a contract, my uncle is going to run away from home!"

Jonah rolled his eyes: "You are not a heroic spirit, and you signed a contract." Although his substitute said so, he didn't care, things happened too much, he got used to it, and added like a daily routine, "Go out for a walk, remember the meal time Come back." If it wasn't for others not being able to see the substitute, he even wanted to make Huozhi happy to go to the mall to buy groceries before coming back.

"Troubleshooting, don't touch my uncle's kitchen." Huo Zhigao drifted away without turning his head to answer the words.

After the avatar walked away and couldn't see the figure, Jonah turned his neck to relieve his shaking cervical spine, thought about the cosplay problem seriously, and said to himself: "Rum is accepted, is Dio the goblin so exciting, really."

In the end, probably because of his conscience, he got himself a fairy Dio mask, which was still kawaii, and he planned to wear it when signing sales, thinking that if he couldn't see his face, others wouldn't crash in place.

In fact, on the contrary, when Kishibe Rohan saw the hunky man in the skirt wearing the fairy Dio mask, he couldn't get up again on the spot, holding Giorno's hand with a distorted expression: "Is there no one in your family who can take care of this guy?"

Giorno smiled awkwardly: "This, this disappoints you." Really not, even the invincible Mr. Jotaro can't make Dad give up cos, Roban-san, accept it.

Received this answer, Kishibe Rohan got angry from his heart, stood on tiptoe and grabbed Jonah's collar, fiercely: "The signing is about to start, I will never allow the person sitting next to me to be like this, bastard, hurry up!" Change your clothes back."

"I reject."

"Heaven's Gate!"

"Asshole, can you use a stand-in if there are fewer people in the backstage? I swear in the name of my grandfather, I will never take off my skirt, at least not today. If I do it again, I will fight back. I really fight back. I really really want to fight back." gone."

The Jo's Children's Group and Fuyuki Children's Group who were cosplaying together tried to prevent the chaos from happening, but they couldn't stop the angry manga artist or the 195 strong man, and failed to stop them.

Giorno, the oldest member of the children's group, looked at Huo Zhixiu who floated out to watch the show at the very beginning of the conflict: "Mr. Huo Zhixiu, please say something, quickly pull them away."

Huo Zhixin grinned: "Why do you want to pull it away? I've always been against him cosplaying Dio the Fairy. It's good to have someone do it now." It's best to tear off the clothes and cut off the possibility of cosplaying in a physical sense, hahaha, joy.

In the end, the goblin Diocos suit carefully designed by Jonah could not be worn out due to damage, and it was a pity that he changed into regular clothes.On the contrary, the magical girl cosplay group he brought was very successful and very popular, and the otakus lamented that this was heaven.

Except for Jonah, who failed in cosplay, everyone was happy.