brother's bizarre adventure

"Brother Kujo, why did you use base wine as the code name for your magical girl?" In the living room, Conan spoke in a very skilled child's voice.

Hui Yuanai nodded: "Other magical girls manga magical girls have their own names. Although the wine names are nice, we are really curious about their real names."

Jonah watched the two adults with childish skins performing in front of him, forced a smile, and showed an expression of reminiscence: "Hey, because there is a prototype, if the name is revealed, even if it is just a pseudonym, it may cause trouble to the former companions. ,It’s safer to use a noun that can be seen everywhere.” He was telling the truth, Stardust Crusaders were indeed former companions.

But when these words fell into the ears of Conan and Haibara, it was basically tantamount to declaring that he was once a member of the Men in Black organization.They looked at each other and communicated through their eyes.

Conan: "Is he a member of the Men in Black?"

Hui Yuanai: "I don't know, I didn't listen to this person when I was in the organization."

"He doesn't seem to know our situation, let me continue the routine."

"Yes, I will try my best to recall and see if I can find a member that matches his situation."

At the end of the exchange, Conan put on a curious baby expression.

"The battle there actually has a prototype, Si Guoyi."

Jonah raised his eyebrows, kid, you've revealed your secrets, most people will be surprised that those magical girls have prototypes when they hear the word "prototype".

"What should I do?" He asked Huo Zhigao in a private chat, "They automatically brought them into the winery, and I couldn't hold back the feeling of persecution."

Huo Zhi happily booed: "Persecution persecution, this is the protagonist, you have persecuted few protagonists, you can't let them go just because they are young." He is not exaggerating, the main body has persecuted many protagonists, Jotaro is the protagonist, right? , He is often so angry that he starts and stops, crosses skirts, eats clothes, and sells horse monkey shochu at the manga exhibition. Strangers want to give him some wax after hearing this.

The protagonists of Catch Shrimp House and Moon Studios were not overlooked either, the main body is really scumbag after a single stroke.

Now there is a protagonist sent to the door, let it go lightly, are you worthy of those protagonists in front of you, you must be persecuted and treated fairly.

Jonah muttered: "You still said you're not an evil villain, scum."

Huozhixin popped up on its own initiative, but Conan and Haibara didn't respond and didn't even see it.He smiled with his hips on his hips: "They can't see me, now you are the evil boss, hurry up, persecute me sooner."

Jonah sighed, a gentleman of the Qiao family, a gentleman.

Goodbye gentleman.

With a light cough, I answered Conan's question: "Of course there will be a prototype, otherwise how would I, an ordinary researcher, know what wonderful battles there are."

Huo Zhigao relied on the fact that Conan and Hui Yuanai couldn't see him, and rolled his eyes and complained: "Look at the ghosts who died under your hands, and tell me again, ordinary research scholars."

Conan: Research scholar!Can't help but look at Hui Yuanai again.

"He is a researcher, do you have any impression?"

There was a big question mark floating on Hui Yuanai's small body: "I know all the researchers in the organization, at least I have seen them, but I have no impression of this one." This kind of 195 height and mixed-race appearance is considered outstanding even in the organization , If you have seen her, it is unreasonable to have no impression.

Could it be that the organization still has a secret research department in her department, Hui Yuanai fell into deep thought.

He didn't get an answer from Haibara, so Conan rationalized his thinking and decided to continue the routine.

"Big brother, can you tell me about the prototype battle? Will you also transform like a magical girl?"

Huozhi was so happy that he burst out laughing, and even produced fruit while eating and watching a play.

"He's really happy when he's trying to make a routine. You can see that he even changed his name. Quick, spread your old father's buff and attack him!"

"Take a look at your size." Jonah was overjoyed in the private chat, and picked up the teacup and told the prototype of the two horse monkey shochu fans.

"When it comes to former companions, I will cut down the specific plot appropriately."

"Of course." Conan and Haibara straightened their backs and listened carefully.

"To make it easier for you to understand, I still use wine as the code name... Well, let me think about which part to choose. If there is one, it means that our party will go to a foreign city to perform a mission..."

Conan: You said it, and you are a member of the organization to carry out the task!

Haibara: No matter how I think about it, I have no impression of this manga artist who is suspected to be a former member of the organization, isn’t he?Impossible, if you don't know anything about the organization, how can you mention words like battle and mission.

"The target is a nocturnal creature. My companions and I attacked the target castle while the sun was still on..." Jonah hid the specific time, place and characters during the fight against Dio in Egypt, and briefly described the battle process. Under his language description, The battle process is even more exciting than the ending of the hot-blooded comics.

Because it's too exciting, it doesn't look like the style of the men in black organization. Organizational work has never done these fancy things. Traitors, gins are shot down, and targets are still shot down. scouting process.

It's not like in the cartoonist's description, the two sides show off their respective abilities, and the fight is very lively.

Well...it seems a bit unlike a member of the organization again.

Conan and Haibara pretended to be obsessed with the story, but they were actually trying to make Jonah's description closer to the behavior style of the men in black organization, and then deduce his possible true identity.Whenever they feel that something is different, elements related to the organization will emerge in the story, and after careful consideration, many loopholes can be found, members of Schrödinger's organization.Conan felt that his brain was going to smoke. After solving so many cases, this time the brain cells were the most exhausted.

The contemplative look obviously couldn't hide the happy eyes of Jonah and Huo Zhi, but since it was persecution plus watching a play, they didn't intend to disturb the two's contemplation, and they got up to prepare snacks, leaving the private communication space leave it to them.

In the kitchen, Huozhi gleefully complained: "You guys are really bad, you deliberately put the elements of the winery in the Dio plot, so that the children can get entangled."

"What's so bad, it's just a spoiler for the ending, besides, are you happy?"

"Happy!" Quite pleasant. It couldn't be more pleasant to watch reasoning experts being caught in a dead end of reasoning due to insufficient information.It's as pleasant as eating hot tofu in winter, warming you from head to toe.

"Since you're happy, give it to me." Jonah, who was about to prepare a snack, stretched out his hand to Huozhixin.

"What?" Huo Zhigao was confused.

"Fruit, fruit." Jonah changed his hands to a plate, "This level of persecution is enough, if you keep teasing me, I'm afraid they will really think of the man in black, then Mom may be implicated by them, trouble. If you don't If you plan to persecute again, it is necessary to treat guests well, and it is not too much for you to eat a few fruits after you have laughed for so long."

"You..." Huo Zhixin raised his fist and smashed the body, "You actually persecuted me on the head, and you will bear the fruit of your uncle."

"How can the result be called persecution? You obviously enjoyed your meal just now." Jonah resisted Huozhi's happy fist, and the hand holding the plate remained motionless. "Hurry up."

"There are so many fruits in the refrigerator!"

"What grows in the ground has no soul."

Huo Zhigao immediately ended the floating state and stepped on the ground firmly: "My fruit also grows from the ground."

"Oh, that fruit that's been in the fridge overnight has no soul."

Huo Zhigao: "...how could I have a body like yours."

In the end, when the quarrel came to an end, he still produced a small plate of fruit while cursing.When Jonah went to the living room with snacks and fruits, he floated beside him and complained: "Japanese men basically don't do this kind of chores. You look so virtuous now. Say, are you giving out the old father's buff again?"

"It's too big, words of this level can't persecute me." Jonah smiled slightly, invalidating Huo Zhigao's persecution of the body, Huo Zhigao was very angry.

In the living room, the two children were still contemplating, Jonah put down the fruit plate and snack plate, and said very much: "Sorry, I just left for a while, now, I hope you like these snacks and fruits. This..." He Pointing to the plate of raspberry-sized berries, he smiled happily, "This is a variety I cultivated and planted myself, and it can only be eaten here. Please don't be polite."

Huo Zhigao was stunned: "Body, why are you wearing your own body? Why did you suddenly change from a sand sculpture that released yourself to a senior Asahi? Your avatar collapsed!"

"Ya Kamashi, I am Asasi."

Huo Zhixin's expression was in a trance, and he floated out of the living room, saying to himself: "There must be a problem with the way of manifesting, and I have hallucinations. I want to go to my mother for comfort."

Jonah: ...

Forget it, Huozhi is happy to leave, but there is always a feeling that the atmosphere is not right when there is a Tucao waiter watching. Talking about the winery, how can the atmosphere be harmonious.

Pushing the plate in front of the two children, he repeated, "You're welcome."

Conan, Haibara: I'm not being polite, I can't figure out who you are, it's annoying.

But without confirming each other's identity, they didn't dare to reveal flaws that didn't fit the children's setting, and nodded their thanks.

Tiantian called: "Thank you, big brother." Sit upright and eat fruit.

"It's delicious, it's amazing!" Conan exclaimed loudly, perfectly playing the reaction a child should have after eating delicious food.Under his acting skills, his mind was spinning quickly. He said that this is a species he personally cultivated. Could it be that the organization has not only researchers in biochemistry but also biology. Plants can be animals, and further, the human body...

He was too engrossed in his thoughts, his brain was wide open, and he didn't notice that as his thoughts diverged, there was a strange bgm sounding around him, and his impassioned and passionate taste of "truth" unique to Conan's studio.

When Jonah heard the familiar yet unfamiliar bgm of Conan's studio, he sighed: "Yeah, I haven't heard it for a long time. It's also the bgm. I think the platinum execution song is the coolest."After sighing, he was puzzled and just gave a plate of fruit. How did these two reason and activate bgm? The detective's thinking is really unpredictable.

We can't let them misunderstand any longer. Human energy is limited. Concentrating on being a cartoonist is not conducive to concentrating on dealing with wineries. For the sake of world peace, let's clear up the misunderstanding.

Thinking of this, he followed Conan's evaluation and said: "Where is it? Speaking of which, studying plants is my main business, comics are just a hobby, and another author is the main force. I just provided relevant settings and story trends. .”

The two elementary school students nodded heartily, their faces full of fans' admiration for the author.

Actually

Conan: Is another manga artist also related to the organization? ? ?

Otherwise, why are the comics co-authored by these two people so organized.

Huihara: I don't know, I thought about it for a long time, and I'm sure I haven't seen this "researcher" with my authority.

The bgm matched their eye contact to reach **.

Jonah: Friends, why do you all reason in your head about what I say, occupational diseases are not serious.It seems that we can't hint it, so let's just make it clear.

Reasonable thoughts, serious nonsense: "Well, when it comes to drawing manga, it is actually because of a coincidence. There was a time when my research was not going well, and I went to bed very late every day. Even if I managed to fall asleep, the quality of sleep was poor. Always Dreaming about something outlandish."

Conan: We are talking about why the organization suddenly mentioned dreams?Uh, no, we are unilaterally reasoning about the organization, wait, dream...

He suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.

bgm has entered a flat period.

Jonah: Oh, it works, go ahead, step it up.

"Maybe the psychological pressure of research is too great, and the dreams I have every day can be related. I dreamed that my colleagues and I worked so hard to get the research data, and I was about to write a paper after sorting it out. The ruthless bald supervisor appeared , take away our research data, and want to keep it for myself!" In fact, there is no such thing, all of this is just making up.

Conan: This research experience, it's not a winery!

Haibara Ai: There are no bald mentors in our organization!

"The head can be bald, but the data cannot be lost. So in the dream, my colleagues and I took off our white coats in order to save the data taken away by the mentor, and turned into super fighters on the road to save the data. This is the main line and The prototype of those battle plots came from a dream of mine."

Conan and Haibara were dumbfounded.

The bgm stops completely.

Jonah praised himself in his heart, I can actually make up such a plot, genius.

"I wrote down the plot in my dream and showed it to my colleagues. They thought it was very nice and interesting. They said that they could compile it into a complete story and publish it. A colleague is a manga chef. He strongly suggested using manga, and we approved it unanimously. The colleague was in The code name in the comics is Tequila, and I was lucky enough to go to his house, and there are indeed a lot of comics." This is not a nonsense, Mr. Joseph is a senior comic chef, and his collection of comics can fill a study.

Conan, Haibara: After so much reasoning, I never thought it would be this reason, and my mood is complicated.

But after they didn't have to suspect the organization, they discovered new doubts.

"he?"

"Yes, it's 'he'." Seeing that Conan and Haibara finally found the right slot, Jonah was extremely excited, and said, "Our lab is all gentlemen like me, and we feel that we can use our own image and It’s not out of the question that body-drawing caricatures could lead to people finding us disgruntled and surreptitiously staging mentors through caricatures.

So after discussing, we turned all the characters into magical girls, and even the bald mentor turned into a beautiful girl goblin, isn't it very nice! "

The two elementary school students, who were just over one meter tall, looked at the figure of the cartoonist in front of them. The tall man had muscle mass that couldn't be covered by clothes. In the same sitting situation, the two of them had to raise their heads to look at each other.Reminiscent of those 155 kawaii horse monkey shochu in the comics, the images of the two gradually overlap in my mind.

Conan asked tremblingly, "Are they all gentlemen?"

Jonah nodded and showed his biceps: "All gentlemen." He believed that the two could understand the meaning of this gentleman.

This is not enough, he continued to increase: "The manuscript I lost is drawing gin, do you like gin?"

Conan and Haibara bit the bullet and nodded: "I like it."

"Nice." Jonah snapped his fingers. "My gin colleague is French. He likes to wear a single camisole in his daily life outside of research. He shows off his muscles and wanders around the campus, laughing and joking all day long."

Following the cartoonist's narration, in the minds of Conan and Haibara, the character represented by the word gin gradually merged into one, becoming a muscular and cold killer wearing a magical girl's skirt.

Haw, the snack in his hand fell to the ground.

This, this is what a heart attack feels like.