brother's bizarre adventure

What will the brave man do after defeating the big devil?

A. Go back to my hometown to get married

B. Promotion and salary increase to reach the pinnacle of life

C. Leave the life of ordinary people and walk alone on the road to defeat a big devil

D. None of the above is correct

The answer is D.

Our hero returned home to a dusty room and a courtyard in need of some maintenance.

After all, my mother has been ill for 50 days. Although there are people from the spw consortium to take care of the empty house, you can't expect them to take care of it as it was before leaving.

The details are still up to you.

After Joseph made sure that his daughter was in good health, he brought Siji Q back to the United States, and made an appointment to meet again when he had time in the future.

After seeing off her father and mother at the airport, He Li walked around the empty house carefully, frowning more and more, and then dug out the cleaning tools and handed a copy to each of the two brothers.

"I heard that boys at this age value themselves very much."

The endless sentence made the brothers question marks.

Jonah had a vague guess, stepped back quietly, and found a way to escape: "Mom, what are you trying to say?"

Jotaro's hat was covered with black lines: "Ma'am, speak up if you have something to say."

Mrs. Holly: "What Mom wants to say is, you clean your room yourself."

"Yeah, hit the thief." Jotaro took a step back, but someone moved faster than him.

"Ni Jiang, I'm going to clean up the kitchen. Huo Zhi Xing will prepare delicious dinner for you, and I will leave my room to you." Jonah ran away.You can still vaguely hear your voice pumping oil on the road.

Jotaro: After learning the ripples of grandpa, you also learned the way of running...

He yelled in the direction where his brother was running: "You bastard, bastard!" When he yelled, his mother hung an apron on his body, stuffed his hands with a rag, and even stuffed the Platinum Star that came out to watch the fun a barrel.

He Li touched Platinum Star's huge fist, not caring at all that it was the fist that exploded the Great Demon King, and said softly, "Work hard with Jotaro."

After his mother left, Jotaro and his invincible Platinum Star looked at each other with wide eyes.

But it’s useless to escape, the job is still to be done, thanks to the 50-day cross-country travel, the invincible high school student has acquired a certain ability to do housework, so he won’t be struggling with a rag now.

While mopping the floor, Jotaro teased Dio for making fun of himself: "There are no electric lights in Dio's house, but candles. This guy obviously has a lot of gold coins at home, so he doesn't even want to pay for the electricity bill. He's really stingy."

Halfway through the job, seeing Jonah's stand-in sweeping the ceiling was a bit of a pleasure.

Haha, those who can do more work.

I was busy until the evening, and I finally finished cleaning in general.For the rest of the details, take your time.

The dinner is finished by Huozhihappy, which is very rich, and the presentation and ingredients are exquisite. Precision B is really easy to use.

Jotaro has no objection to Jonah's act of using his substitute to do this and that, as well as cooking. The substitute is the embodiment of his spiritual power. It looks like the substitute is working, but the main body still feels tired.After all, although he cleaned Jonah's room, this guy actually did more work.

The dinner was delicious, but there was only one thing that bothered me. Jotaro pointed to a dish: "When did you go out to buy the peppers?" The plate of green peppers with tiger skin on the table was really eye-catching.

Jonah spoke to Jotaro with great interest: "Douche, tiger skin and green pepper, not spicy at all, want to try it?"

Jotaro: "I refuse." He sometimes wonders if there is something wrong with Jonah's sense of taste, what he calls not spicy at all, other people will sweat all over their faces and look for water everywhere after eating it, this taste is really terrifying.

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In addition to cleaning, there is a very serious problem facing our brave men. They can't understand the homework topics.

With the almighty SPW consortium, there is no problem for high school students skipping classes for 50 days without reason. The students and teachers are the same as before, and even more enthusiastic now after 50 days.

But the spw consortium can solve the school, but cannot solve the homework of high school students who skipped classes.

Jotaro, Jonah, and Kakyoin, three high school students who skipped classes, sat around together, looking at the homework with a serious expression, as if those homework were a big devil scarier than Dio.

Jonah frowned and turned his pen. He looked at the notebook for a long time but failed to write. Then he suddenly punched the table, shaking the homework into the air.

"I'm the brave man who just defeated the big devil Dio and saved the world. Why can me be defeated by mere math problems!"

Jotaro on the other side of the table calmly gathered up his homework and put it away, facing the same blank homework in front of him with no expression on his face: "Stop pounding the table, if you can't do math, you can't." He scratched himself Hair, "Is high school math so difficult? I only skipped 50 days of class, and I can't even understand the questions."

Jonah: "Mathematics is a terrible existence that you can no longer understand when you bend down to pick up a pen."

"Headache, what a headache, more headache than facing Dio." The high school student named Kujo Jotaro with invincibility written all over his face lowered his proud head in the face of mathematics.

Kakyoin: "I think we can start with simple ones, such as foreign languages." He picked up the English homework, and the letters on it became very familiar to the three of them.

There are six members in the Dio team, three of them are foreigners. Although Joseph has a daughter living in Japan, she is not familiar with Japanese, Abdel is Egyptian, and Polnareff is French.

After careful calculation of this small tour group, there are actually four languages.

How to communicate is the first question before everyone.

Facing this scene at that time, Jonah complained in his heart: "In the animation, the whole universe speaks neon words, but in the real world, everyone speaks their own words."

In the end, it was English that solved the communication problem, and the English proficiency of Jonah's three Japanese high school students was forced to improve greatly.

Kakyoin scribbling on the English homework: "I think I can take the IELTS test now."

Jonah: "I can't imagine failing my final math exam."

Jotaro: "I contacted an after-school cram school, do you want to go together?"

"You don't play basketball anymore?" Jonah expressed surprise. He remembered that the competition between Jotaro's basketball club and the school next door was at a critical point, and they were now sophomores in high school, so theoretically they didn't have to be so nervous about their grades.

Jotaro said confidently: "Students must behave like students."

Kakyoin nodded: "Yes, I want to join the cram school."

Jonah complained unceremoniously: "Touch your big gold chain and say again that a student must look like a student."

Jotaro raised Jonah's blank math homework book, "Are you going or not?"

"Go!" Jonah grabbed the homework book, "Just wait, I will definitely get full marks in the final exam, and I will let you see how powerful a schoolmaster is."

Jotaro: "Hmph, full marks, I can do it too."

He Li, who came over with fruit, heard these words, and thought to herself, it is really a good boy of Asahi to go to cram school together, so give them more pocket money.

The author has something to say: fermented soybeans and tiger skin green peppers are really delicious

There is a video series of "If everyone in jojo speaks their own native voice" on the site, I laughed so hard, talking with chickens and ducks.According to the comments and discussions, it is most likely that the dio team will communicate in English.Make a joke, in this article, the whole world speaks Mandarin 2333