brother's bizarre adventure

Diablo stood silently in the middle of the road, in a trance, feeling unsafe everywhere.At this time, I saw someone walking with a camera and a microphone in the distance.He thought it was a passer-by and didn't pay attention, but those guys walked straight towards him.

Put on the microphone: "Sir, I am a reporter under the SPW consortium, and I would like to interview you about your views on Araki-sho."

Diablo's expression was in a trance at first, and then suddenly turned into panic, and he stepped back again and again: "Don't come near me."

"Uh." The reporter was frightened by his reaction, and repeatedly comforted him, "Sir, it's all right, this is Araki Village, we are reporters, and we won't hurt you."

Diablo was not soothed that his reaction became more intense, and he ran away, shouting as he ran, "Go away, you damn humans, don't come near me, let me stay alone for a while."

Watching his leaving back, the reporter looked at the photographer and sighed: "This person's reaction is even more exaggerated than Yoshikage Kira's back then. Are jojos all this scary?"

The photographer lit a cigarette and nodded: "Yoshikage Kira had a good time. This man heard that you can't die if you want to live. Originally, because of the setting, you couldn't reach Araki Village, but the author was eager to finish writing the episode, so he hung up. I brought him here. But before coming here, it has gone through an unimaginable time, here..." The photographer pointed to his head, "It seems that something has gone wrong."

"It can be seen." The reporter said with emotion, "Don't we have black technology that can cure mental illness? Let him use it. If he is sick, he will not be able to prevent it. We can't complete the interview task at all in his current condition. It's very difficult." .”

"It makes sense, I'll apply to the main station, let them dispel the buff from the sky, dispel the aura of death on Diablo, and give him a safe life."

"Hurry up, finish the interview and have dinner after get off work, tomorrow is the holiday, I don't want to work overtime."

"I don't want to either." The photographer dialed the phone, "Moxi Moxi, the main station?"

……

When reporters and photographers saw Diablo again, he was in much better condition to the naked eye.

He didn't run or scream when he saw people, and sat on a stone by the roadside without saying a word.

The photographer and the reporter looked at each other, thinking that this situation seems to be not much better than normal people, but better than before.

The microphone turned up: "Sir, what do you think of Araki Village?"

Diablo stared at the microphone for ten seconds, and said to himself: "I'm so stupid, I only know that the arrow can stimulate the potential, but I didn't expect the arrow to be a fool who recognizes the body but not the soul. Skills cannot be used.

Fortunately, my Crimson King is still there, and the time deletion is still there.

Without healing and timeout, my timeout is invulnerable, right? "

The reporter and the photographer each found a rock and sat next to him. The three of them looked like gangsters chatting on the side of the road.Hearing Diablo's question, they nodded again and again: "Of course, time-stop and treatment are nothing. The Red King is number one in the world and invincible in the world."

Hearing this description, Diablo felt a bit of comfort in his depressed mood, and his expression twisted in the next second: "I deleted and beat them when I opened it, but who would have thought that the empty bars are gone. His defense and Can healing skills be delayed? Can they still be used?

Do you know the feeling of killing the main body with great difficulty, but the double ability is still there? "

The reporter patted Diablo on the shoulder: "If you want to open it up, it's over."

"I can't think about it!" Diablo broke down suddenly, choked up and said, "I thought killing the empty people would turn things around, but I didn't expect Polnareff to hang up immediately, and a set of consciousness exchanges directly crippled me. The third skill of awakening.

So I went to grab the insect arrow, and finally got it, but the damn arrow didn't agree with me, obviously the arrow agreed with me before.

I was only shocked for a moment before they took the opportunity to beat my Red King up.

The guy with the donut hair went crazy and asked me for my dad.

I **** (Italian swear words) how do I know where your father went, go back and ask your mother!

As a result, when the donut heard what I said, he turned into a puffer fish in situ, and took the worm arrow and pierced his double. "Speaking of this, Diablo couldn't speak any more complete sentences. The Crimson King appeared and held him in his arms, patting him on the back.

A suspicious muffled sound came from the crimson king's arms.

The reporter asked the photographer in a low voice: "Did you bring a tissue? This one seems to have collapsed."

"No. I suggest that we stay away and pretend nothing happened. The bosses are very small-minded, and they may retaliate against us afterwards."

"Makes sense."

The photographers and reporters immediately ran away, slipping away.

Ten minutes later, Diablo returned to normal, returning to his enthusiastic boss demeanor, and it was impossible to see that he was emotionally broken and crying while hugging his stand-in.

Reporter: "The collapse of an adult is instantaneous, but I think his psychological problems are healed. Let's go and interview him."

Photographer: "Agreed, I hope he won't hit people when he disagrees like Dio."

The microphone went up again: "Sir, what do you think of Araki Hiroshi?"

"I don't have an opinion. Where is your Araki-kui, and who are the people there?" Diablo turned his back on the guest, instead of answering the question, he took the initiative to ask.

The reporter popularized science and explained the personal characteristics and abilities of the personnel who have already settled in.

Like a boss listening to a younger brother’s report, Diablo nodded repeatedly, commenting a few words from time to time, and when he was done, he ordered his subordinates: “I see, you all step back.” After finishing speaking, he didn’t care about the interview at all. Go in the direction of Araki Hiroshi.

The reporter and photographer looked at each other: "Is this the boss?"

Reporter: "Boss is gone, no more interviews, just walk around and get off work."

"Slip away."

The reporters and photographers quickly put away their tools and left with smiles on their faces.

……

Hiroshi Araki has a new roommate, pink hair, wearing black fishnet clothes, looks very fashionable.

Dio raised his eyebrows: "We are the exclusive Araki for the boss, this outfit is not boss at all, it has no aura at all."

Yoshikage Kira, who was looking at the computer in another corner and didn't know what he was doing, glanced sideways, and muttered softly: "Is it very aura to open crotch pants with love?"

Dio: "Sine!"

Katz playing meteorite: "Hey, newcomer, which jojo did you meet?"

Diablo sat on the single sofa familiarly, wondering: "jojo, who is jojo?"

Yoshikage Kira turned off the computer interface, walked to the sofa, and sat next to Katz: "Jojo is not used as a title since the fourth part. You should ask him whether he met Joestar or Kujo."

Hearing the two names of Kongtiao, Diablo seemed to have touched some switch, his expression twisted: "Kuantiao."

This reaction, at a glance, knew that it was an empty bar, tsk tsk.

Yoshikage Kira gloated and shook his head, feeling a little happy.

Dio also raised the corners of his mouth, sat on the other side of Katz, and asked, "Did you suffer from an invincible bar or a healing bar?"

Diablo squeezed out three words from the back molars: "There are all of them."

Katz snickered.

Diablo: "Hey, what are you laughing at?"

"You hate Kongtiao so much, you were taken by Euler, right? Say, how many pages were you taken by Euler?"

Diablo blushed: "That's a mistake, a mistake can't be called being Euler, then whoever meets the invincible ability won't be killed by Euler." Fight Stardust Crusaders and kick the golden wind, the emperor is Diablo.

Katz smiled even more happily: "I'm so happy, I'm the only one here who hasn't been beaten by Euler."

Dio and Kira Yoshikage turned black at the same time, the difference is that Kira Yoshikage chose to praise Katz's meteorites and blow them up, while Dio chose to tear them up on the spot.

He grabbed Katz by the collar: "Hey, is it worth showing off that you haven't been Ola? Are you strong? The ultimate creature who gave up thinking."

Katz had a bad expression: "You say it again?"

"Heh, is Dio afraid of you?" Dio said aloud about Katz's past, "The ultimate creature defeated by Joseph's best stand-in messenger." Very eerie.

Katz had a gloomy face, and then laughed wildly without warning. After laughing, he threw a head hammer at Dio. Dio was grabbing him by the neckline and couldn't dodge it. He was hit straight.

Duang ~

The previous collision between the strongest pillar man and the vampire is painful to hear.

This is not over yet. After hammering, Katz turned on the eating mode and ate half of Dio's head. Now the two of them look like conjoined twins with their heads joined together.

But after a while, it won't be conjoined twins, and Kaz eats very quickly.

"Asshole." Dio was furious, yelling, "Smash, Varudo!"

Except for Katz, the golden stand-in that everyone could see appeared, pumping his fists and outputting crazily.

"Wood, big, big, big, big, big!"

Smashing Varudo of Lisu Double A broke the head of the ultimate pillar man and rescued the main body.

After getting out of trouble, Dio still felt perplexed, so he attacked with his own hands, and played mixed doubles with the stand-in.

"Wood, big, big, big, big, big!"

After the fight, take a few steps back and stay away from the pillar man who eats vampires.

Time returns to flow.

The appearance of Katz appeared in front of everyone, and he rubbed his head, recovered like a rubber, and continued to taunt: "It's great to stop time, if you have the ability, we don't need a stand-in, let's fight each other."

Dio opened his mouth to say something, but was interrupted by an intruding voice.

Diablo turned pale when he heard Shiting, and called out the Crimson King: "What I hate the most is Shiting."

Yoshikage Kira shook his head, with a sympathetic face: "The reaction is so big, this is how miserable it is for Euler, and the empty ptsd and the time-stop ptsd work together."

Katz: "It's hopeless, wait for death."

Seeing his reaction, Dio thought it was very interesting, this person's story must be very exciting, so he stopped hurting each other with Katz, stepped forward, and asked like a grandpa: "Hey, how did you get here. "

Of course Diablo would not tell his background to his unfamiliar roommates, but instead asked, "Why should I answer you."

"Oh, you're being rude to Ben Dio, smash..."

Diablo took the first step: "The Crimson King!"

Time to delete.

Rolling up his sleeves, he walked towards Dio: "Time stop, right? What I hate the most is time stop. The reporter said that there is no stand-in with a shield here, and I am an emperor without defensive skills. Crimson King, beat him up."

Dio was hurt, Dio healed himself, Dio was angry.

"Playing time in front of me, smash it, Varudo!"

Wood big wood big wood big!

Yoshikage Kira asked Katz: "Are they throwing time skills at each other?" In the blink of an eye, Dio and his new roommate were injured.

Katz continued to wipe the meteorite without raising his head: "What does the infighting in their time system have to do with us? Sit down and do basic operations."

Yoshikage Kira: "It would be great if I could see it, it must be very interesting."

Shi Zhan and Shi Zhan Zhongmen confronted each other, and Araki Hiroshi was also very lively today.