brother's bizarre adventure

After calling, Jonah received Kishibe Rohan's pleasant laughter without any surprises, and Jonah took a deep breath and endured it.

"You have been laughing for a full 10 minutes, stop and send the manuscript that needs to be processed. I am in Tokyo now, there is no time difference, and the fax number is XXX."

"Kongtiao-san, you also have today hahaha."

Jonah's tone was cold: "Laugh again and I'll let Jousuke hit you."

Probably because he knew that Jonah had endured to the limit, Kishibe Rohan no longer smiled directly, and suppressed the smile in his tone: "The first draft will be sent to you right away, by the way, I have finished the draft that I drew before, and I will send it as ' Contributed in the name of Hirohiko Araki', the magical girl manga will be officially published next month at the latest."

"You can take care of the publishing matters, hang up."

Not long after the phone hung up, the fax machine started, and the first drafts of the magical girl appeared one after another.

Jonah thought about the expectant eyes of the children, quickly folded the manuscript into a pile, patted it on the desk, took out the brush, and began to chant: "Cartoonist Fei Luyan, start drawing!"

A day later, cartoonist Fei Luyan's eyes were dull and his expression was dull.

"I'm so stupid." Jonah stared at the drawing and said to himself, "I only know that Jo's family has their own social buff, but I didn't expect that this buff can be used by the same camp. Xu Lun's aura is too scary." Mingming Du Wang After the Machi incident, he was planning to go on vacation.But sitting in front of the desk now drawing one after another, even if it is a magical girl of the transformation system, it would be boring to watch her transform from lines to finished products, not to mention that this process has been repeated time and time again.

"My label is obviously a botanical researcher, why is it not plants that I draw the most, but beautiful girls? What's even more funny is that the prototype of this beautiful girl is myself. The career of cartoonist has never been in my plan! He threw away his paintbrush, lay back on the tatami, and sighed towards the ceiling.

Huo Zhigao turned to look at him: "Most of them were drawn by me, thank you." Now, it's really sad that a stand-in who has his own self can get on this kind of body.Huo Zhigao looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, with a melancholy expression on the strong man's face.

"Your acting skills are terrible." Jonah complained, a carp sat up straight, stacked the drawings and put them away, "Come on, don't draw for a while, let's go out and have some fun and relax. Ni Jiang took the children Playing in the playground, Grandpa and Sissan have their own arrangements, they are not at home all day."

"Where?"

"Walk around casually. If you can meet a few bad boys who don't have long eyes, it would be great to exercise your muscles and bones by the way."

Huo Zhixin put away his melancholy expression and followed Jonah. Hearing what he said, he commented: "You are a muscular man who can only move his fists."

"It's long-winded. I hate muscular men so much, why don't you change your skin and replace it with a tequila girl? I know you can do it."

"no way!"

"Cut, duplicity guy."

"Yeah Kama wash!"

"Yah ah ah."

……

Jonah strolled to a small restaurant that had just opened, and went in to see that there were no other customers. The owner and waiter was a young man under the age of 25, and the word "Xingping" was printed on the chef's uniform.

"Welcome, guest, today's recommended dish is..."

"Wait." Jonah took a step back, chatting privately with Fire, "This voice is Emiya Kiritsugu. He's not teasing the children at home, so what's he doing in Tokyo as a chef?"

Huozhi happily hammered him: "Open your dog eyes and see clearly, this is just an ordinary restaurant owner, not a magician or a stand-in messenger, if you play cv stalking again, readers will give up!"

Jonah rubbed the place where he was hammered: "I feel that your strength has become stronger, not c."

"Is this thing the point? Order your meal carefully, and then play tricks on you."

"Tch, violent substitute." Jonah muttered, picked up the menu, scanned it and ordered, "Boss, I want an egg fried rice." Egg fried rice is the simplest and most difficult dish, a dish that can perfectly show the chef's strength dishes.

After 3 minutes, the hot egg fried rice appeared.

The first sip, the second sip, well, it feels okay.

The moment he recognized this dish in his heart, there seemed to be a wonderful golden light in front of Jonah's eyes, bgm sounded in his ears, and then he saw his clothes ripped apart one by one.

This, this is a substitute attack!

Jonah slapped his palm on the table and stood up.

The boss looked over curiously: "My guest, what do you need?"

Grabbing the boss: "What kind of strange restaurant are you, why would your clothes explode after eating!"

"Guest, what are you talking about, your clothes are still in good condition."

"I've seen it with my own eyes, it's worth it..." Jonah said as he stretched out his arm to the boss, but what he saw was the sleeve intact, "It's impossible." He let go of the boss and looked at himself carefully Top, intact.

For a moment, my expression became a little straight, and I thought to myself, have I been hallucinating for too long in the comic book liver? Just now, my clothes were obviously bursting, and I even saw my chest muscles.

Turning to look at Huo Zhigao: "Happy Huo, tell me, did I burst my clothes just now... Fuck, what's wrong with you, Happy Huo, why did you become like this?" Ignoring the boss, Joe Na sat back in his seat and spread his paws at the joy of being on fire.

"What's wrong with me?" Huo Zhixin looked puzzled, and followed Jonah's line of sight to himself.I saw that the skin of his beloved blue and purple strong man was broken into pieces, revealing the body of the plant inside, and his overall appearance was very sanguine.

Dazed for three seconds, he shouted: "Whoever touched my uncle's skin, come out and die!" He aggressively rushed to the boss who was wiping the dishes behind the bar, raised his big fist, "It's you, isn't it, Xi Nei?" Fist in the past.

In order to ensure that he didn't hit the wrong person, he stopped suddenly when his fist was only one millimeter away from his face, but the boss still didn't respond, as if he didn't even see a strong man with broken skin in front of him.

And he said in doubt: "Well, it seems that there was a wind blowing just now."

Seeing this situation, Jonah said, "He's not a stand-in messenger. I guess the problem lies in this egg fried rice. Let's investigate it."

Huo Zhigao floated back to Jonah angrily, and grew a branch and leaf into the egg fried rice, because the essence of the stand-in is energy, this branch and leaf did not destroy the structure of the egg fried rice, and the rice was still the same as before in the eyes of ordinary people.

"It's a very common fried rice with eggs. There are no strange medicines or poisons."

"That's strange." Jonah stared at the egg fried rice and began to think, "It's not a substitute, and there is no strange medicine. Why does it have special effects and bgm after eating it, just like animation."

Huo Zhixin continued while recovering his skin: "You were already in an animation, so it's normal to encounter another animation."

"I can't find the problem just by looking at it. I'll take another bite." Jonah ate the fried rice with the cautious attitude of fighting Dio. Well, there is really nothing strange about it, it just tastes very good fried rice.

This thought arose, and the clothes-exploding special effect appeared in front of his eyes again.No, this time it's not a special effect, it's a real explosion!

Looking at the fragments of clothes all over the floor, and looking at Huo Zhixie whose skin exploded again, Jonah had only one thought in his mind: "Grass, there is indeed a strange medicine in this dish."

"What's wrong with you, guest?!" The young boss was so shocked to see the scene that the plate in his hand fell to the ground.

Jonah sat on the ground and looked at him expressionlessly: "The food you cook will make people explode after eating, and you pretend not to know." Although my uncle has a perfect figure and is not afraid of exploding, I did not agree. ,hateful.

The boss rubbed the back of his head in embarrassment: "Under normal circumstances, the guests just have the illusion of having their clothes exploded, and they will not actually explode their clothes."

"Oh, that's still my problem." It happened that there were no customers in the store right now, so Jonah didn't care about other people's eyes, and strode forward to grab the boss, "Tell me, what did you add to the egg fried rice!"

The boss tried to break free, but failed, and replied with difficulty: "Onion, I just added a little bit of onion."

"Nonsense, how can adding onions make your clothes explode!"

"I didn't add anything except the ingredients. Other people don't do this. My guest, I can compensate you for your clothes."

"There is no need to pay compensation according to the price. Just buy something so that I can go out later." Although he has a cool figure, if he walks on the street without a shirt, he might be called to the police.

"It's no problem." The boss was obviously relieved, turned around and went to the back kitchen, and said when he came out again, "Wait a minute, my son went out to buy clothes and will be right back."

Jonah nodded to show that he knew, and sat back to pick up a spoon to continue eating fried rice with eggs.

Huozhi was happy: "You still eat, aren't you afraid that the rest of the clothes will explode?" After the explosion, they met honestly.

Jonah didn't care about it: "I don't believe that this clothes-exploding setting can expose all the clothes. Exploding the top is already the limit. Besides, the egg fried rice is really delicious, so it can't be wasted."

Huozhi nodded happily: "It's only a little bit worse than my uncle."

"Wait." Jonah stopped the spoon, looked at Huo Zhixie with suspicious eyes, "Your cooking is obviously very good, why can't you burst your clothes after eating it?"

"How do I know, even if it was the Heroic Guard Palace back then, his dishes couldn't be broken. Don't worry about breaking the clothes. Other guests came in and the clothes haven't come back. Think about what to do."

"Don't deal with it, that's it, who dares to come and say what's wrong with me?" Ignoring the gazes of the diners, he continued to eat.

"Okay, you can do whatever you want, I'll take a good look at the other guests to see if it's really what the boss said, only special effects but no real clothes."

In the following time, several customers came to the store one after another. When they ate the boss's food, they would show intoxicated expressions, and some would make strange noises. It doesn't look like a restaurant or a club when you close your eyes and just listen to the sound.

The observer's happy expression changed from disbelief at the beginning to embarrassment and then to a weird smile: "Although I don't know what kind of studio this is, but once I accept the setting, it's quite interesting."

Turning to look at Jonah: "Ontology, I probably know the reason why others only have special effects, but your clothes explode."

"tell me the story."

Huo Zhixuan quietly pointed to the guests who were enjoying the food: "Exploding clothes is a way of expression, used to concretize the spiritual feelings of the guests. Originally, this is no problem, but we are messengers of substitutes, and substitutes are the embodiment of spirit. Two superimpositions, the expression technique of bursting clothes is actually demonstrated on the stand-in body, and then fed back to the main body."

Jonah: ...

This reason is very good and powerful, wait a minute, the substitute messenger is exclusive to explode clothes.

He looked at Huo Zhixie: "I have a bold idea."

Huo Zhixi was puzzled at first, but after a while he showed a big smile: "I also have a bold idea."

"If I'm not mistaken, we're thinking of the same person."

Jonah stretched out a hand to meet Huo Zhigao's palm, with yearning in his eyes: "Just thinking about it makes me so high, hahaha."