brother's bizarre adventure

Kongjo's family has a pair of twin children.The older brother Jotaro Kujo and the younger brother Jonah Kujo have the pronunciation of jojo in their names. Friends call them jojo. In order to distinguish them easily, when both jojos are present, people usually call them older brother jojo and younger brother Jonah. .

The daily life of the two brothers is no different from that of other people. They grow up and go to school step by step. If there is no accident, they should be like other ordinary high school students.

Maybe there will be a child who inherits his father's talent to become a musician, or goes to the United States to help his grandfather's real estate company. No matter how he plans, it is a very ordinary future.

The younger brother Jonah has always planned in this way. He even wrote down clearly what to do at any age in his own little book.For this reason, I was often ridiculed by my brother, saying that I am like a devastated social animal at a young age, and only social animals can arrange their lives clearly.

Leave enough blank space and wait for something exciting to happen is what a high school student should do.

Jonah's answer to this was: "Your rebellious period has come, Jotaro."

"Asshole, I'm your brother, how can I call my brother by his name directly."

Jonah countered: "Yesterday I heard you calling mother and mother-in-law, and I called your name, it's the same."

"Hmph." Jotaro threw back his schoolbag and walked out slowly, "Mother, I'm going to school."

Kujo Seiko ran out bouncingly: "Jotaro, Jonah, you forgot something."

Jonah smiled and Mimi stopped where she was: "Yes, mom, I forgot something." After speaking, he bent down and offered a good morning kiss to his mother's face.

"Ni-chan, it's your turn."

Jotaro said with a dark face, "You mother-in-law, the son will let go when he grows up." He said so, but he still stopped and bent slightly so that his mother could reach him.

"Okay, let's go to school today too."

"Understood, mother-in-law."

"Okay, Mom." Jonah put a hand on the shoulder of the black-faced brother, and waved back.

These are the two brothers of Kong Tiao's family. The elder brother has reached the stage of rebellion and has written "Don't mess with me" all over his face. The younger brother is still a young man with Asahi all over his body.

"Hey, you kid, let go of your hands." Jotaro adjusted his hat and stared fiercely at the face that was exactly like his own.This kid, can't he be a little shorter? It's so convenient to build up the same height, how can he be cultivated.

"Hey, hey." Jonah let go of the hand on Jotaro's shoulder, and took the initiative to step aside.

Turning a corner, several familiar female students were already waiting on the road.

"Good morning, everyone." Jonah greeted warmly.

Unsurprisingly, there was a jojo sound.

As for both of them being jojo, they might confuse this kind of thing, but the female students don't care.

In the end, this enthusiastic colleague was washed away by Jotaro with a yuck.

Jonah: "I remember you didn't treat them like this in your first year of high school." When he first entered high school, Jotaro would obediently call his mother, and in the eyes of his mother, he was a real Asashi boy.It's not like now, except for his own mother, no one thinks of this guy Asahi.

"Long-winded, it's so noisy."

Jonah was very speechless: "Ni Jiang, you will be single for the rest of your life like this."

Jotaro said seriously, "It's not a big problem."

Jonah: "..." I complained silently in my heart, how did your character achieve the achievement of getting married at the age of 21 in the future!Damn it, I shouldn't have refused to make up the series because of the expensive style of Jojo's painting style. The spoilers and memes that I play every day are useless now!

……

During the lunch break between classes, Jotaro and Jonah went to the rooftop together. The law that plots must happen on the rooftop in the Japanese manga has not yet been triggered.The two brothers opened the bento box like ordinary high school students and began to enjoy their lunch.

The dishes are all the same, the only difference is that Jonah's bento box has a lot of peppers at first glance.

Jotaro moved aside with his bento in his hands, as if he could get hot just by getting close: "No matter how many times you look at it, your bento is horrible." This kind of chili pepper really won't hurt your stomach .

Jonah clasped his hands together and saluted the box: "Thank you mom for the love bento, I'm starting it!" After taking a bite of the dish, sweat dripped from his face immediately, and he took a deep breath, "Cool! Chili is the soul! Spicy taste Tempura Saiko!"

Jotaro looked at his brother's obsessed look, shook his head, and complained in a low voice: "Yeah, yah, hit the thief."

Halfway through eating, Jonah asked very naturally: "Ni Jiang, what are you having for dinner?"

Jotaro thought for a while and replied, "Fried salmon, don't put chili."

"I know, I know. You don't like chili, so I won't put chili for you."

Some people may not understand this dialogue, let us explain it in a foreign voice.

The chef in the night at Kongjo House is now served by Kongjo Jonah.

Jonah: Although I haven't watched the jojo series, I have watched Emiya's family meal.Turning jojo's studio into Kujo's house is today's meal, as expected of me!

After finishing his bento, Jotaro fumbled around in his pocket, looking for something.

Jonah was packing the bento box. Seeing this scene, he asked casually, "Ni-chan, what are you looking for?"

Jotaro: "The fruit prepared by the mother-in-law is gone."

"Let's think about it." Jonah began to recall, "Mom prepared oranges today, wait a minute, oranges."

"Hey! What are you laughing at?" Jotaro didn't understand why his younger brother suddenly laughed.

"It's nothing, I know where it is." Jonah stood up, holding two empty bento boxes in his hands, "You stay here and don't move around, I'll get some oranges, hahahahahahaha." Couldn't help it, laughed wildly and walked away.

Kujo Jotaro:?

This guy is speaking words that only he can understand again, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

……

After class, Jotaro went to participate in club activities, and Jonah picked up his schoolbag and went shopping for groceries.He is not interested in Neon's after-school club activities, and wants to complete his achievements as a kitchen boss.

Pan-fried salmon, only one dish is not enough, buy some high-grade beef that mom loves to eat, it will be delicious after a little frying, if there is not enough chili at home, buy some more.

"Jojo, good afternoon, there is fresh xx, would you like some?" The market stall owners greeted Jona one after another. In this era, it is not common for boys under 195 to come to buy vegetables.

"Yeah, yeah." Jonah said Jotaro's mantra, "It's a pity that the time is wrong. If it was Zongman, maybe we could meet Shirou Emiya."

Carrying a schoolbag in one hand and vegetables in the other, she walked home, "Mom, I'm back."

"Jonah, welcome back, come, let mom kiss you."

"Reject, there is only one a day, and it's already used up when I go out in the morning." Joanna avoided her mother's enthusiasm, put down her schoolbag, walked to the kitchen, skillfully changed into an apron, picked up a kitchen knife, and her eyes instantly became sharp, "I'm going to start now." !"

……

When Jotaro came back, the food was already set on the table at home, and after smelling the smell, he looked a little unhappy, and asked his mother sitting at the table: "Mother, that guy is burning chili again, don't you mind?"

He Li sniffed it: "Jotaro's nose is really sharp, and Mom didn't smell it at all. Jonah said that the eater has no right to control what the cook cooks."

"cut."

Just as he was talking, Jonah came out with a plate of red dishes, still wearing an apron: "Hey, Ni-chan, you're back."

Today, my father is also on tour outside, and the family of three had a happy meal.

Jonah took off his apron and handed it to Jotaro: "It's time to wash the dishes, Ni-chan."

This is a new rule in the family after he started cooking. The younger brother cooks and the older brother washes the dishes. It's perfect.

"Jotaro, mom will bring you a bowl."

"Ya Kamaxi, you go to rest, mother-in-law, I'll come here!"

The Kujo family is also very harmonious today.

The author has something to say: You may not know the concept of 195 high school students wearing an apron and shouting welcome back to you in the voice of Daisuke Ono. We usually only use one word to describe this feeling: awsl!

Ah Qiang is used to be invincible, younger brother is used to substitute, please feel free, I am too high anyway