Marriage [entertainment]

I don’t know how the story of Wendy’s exchange for sweet potatoes was spread. Everyone knows about it, but Xiao Xianrou Qi Trout has a lot of ideas after hearing about it.

Qi Trout was greedy for the bacon on the dining table of that family in the forest, he was so greedy.

So, he ran to someone's house to catch Ren Fei and demanded the same treatment as Wendy - a talent show in exchange for bacon.

He doesn't know how to play Wenndy's piano, but he is an actor anyway, and he can act for others.

So I acted in exchange for a piece of bacon.

The host refused decisively.

But Qi Trout was begging for nothing, and would never give up no matter what.

The annoyance of the host was so overwhelming that he had no choice but to make up an excuse, "You can play the piano only if you have a pianist, and there are no props here, how do you act?"

As a result, Qi Trout gave a non-physical performance on the spot.

A one-man show with no beginning and no end.

A fresh and sunny young man sadly holding his hands in the shape of a bowl in someone else's house.

After the performance, Qi Trout announced the theme of his performance-who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work.

Everyone: "..."

What the hell is this?

Although you are a traffic niche and not a drama player, you are also a serious professional. In fact, your high popularity is bought, right?

The owner doesn't buy it even more, it's fine to buy and sell by force, or is it a fake and shoddy product?

The male host flicked his hands with a cold face and pushed the man out of the door, and the door was locked with a bang.

Qi Trout looked at the closed door with tears in his eyes, and realized in his heart that the bacon he had been dreaming about was impossible.

There is an ancient poem that says, "The spring rains in the barren forest, and the new bamboo shoots burst into the dragon and young."

In today's words, it is - mushrooms are springing up.

Probably thanks to the blessing of the spring rain, the bamboo shoots in the forest grew very well.

Like overnight, suddenly spiky, large pieces, really cute.

Not only the bamboo shoots, but also the inside of the forest is relatively humid, and various fungi appeared on many trees.

Although... suspected of artificial breeding, but no one exposed this topic.

There is a new variety of food, and it is too late for everyone to be happy. Of course, they will not question it casually, but just pick it back silently to feast on their mouths.

Two small teams, the first team has Shan Yu, and the second team has Mr. Wei, thanks to these two people's sharp eyes, the fungi they recognize will be picked, and even they don't recognize them, in case it is a mushroom that grows in the wild It is easy to have an accident, and everyone will not touch it for the sake of insurance.

As a result, the dishes on the dinner table became more abundant.

Mushroom soup, stewed chicken with mushrooms, stir-fried fresh bamboo shoots... Various dishes emerge in endlessly.

Of course, the materials are prioritized. Chef Shan Yuwo studies in the kitchen, and the rest of her research is taken to the forest to barter.

The more the days go by, the easier it is for everyone to live.

It's not like when I first came to the island and could only pick pears to eat, thinking about waiting for the task arrangement every day, being passive and anxious, how embarrassing it was.

Now, everyone carries the newly caught fish and the extra mushrooms and bamboo shoots from the kitchen to their homes in the forest. On the way, they can chat about riddles and even bet on the content of the next mission, which is very comfortable and relaxing.

"We have new species here, maybe we can exchange some new things by bartering today."

"Hey, do you want to bet on what new food it will be?"

Zhang Tian glanced at Qi Trout who was focusing on carrying the fish bucket, her eyes lit up, she knew what it was!

"I guess today can be replaced with bacon!"

"Wow!" Qi Trout's fingers turned red from being strangled by the barrel, but his face showed an excited expression, "Really? Really?"

This time, even the old man didn't discourage his enthusiasm, and he smiled and agreed with him, "It's probably not far from ten."

Shan Yu and Wen Yixian looked at each other, seeing a trace of hesitation in each other's eyes.

They were right to be hesitant.

The host family accepted all kinds of fungi and bamboo shoots they newly sent, saying that they can exchange food with fish.

However, the bacon is still not replaced.

Qi Trout's eyeballs were about to pop out.

"Why?" He was a growing boy who hadn't eaten pork for almost a week. Although there was no nutritional problem, he was really panicking, "How can I replace bacon?"

A hanging bacon is hanging under the eaves of someone's house. You can only look at it but not eat it, which makes people's hearts itch.

Qi Trout is ready to stalk again.

He was sure that the bacon could not be exchanged.

If the bacon was a farmer's personal belongings, that person would definitely not have such an attitude. The posture of not eating oil and salt is clearly instructed by someone

So the bacon can only be arranged by the program group, that is, the unlocking method has not been found yet.

With the lessons from last time, the owner has made great progress.

This time, Qi Trout just took a deep breath, and the act of cheating is really brewing, and the host has already locked the door quickly.

He could only stare blankly at the cloud of air.

Qi Trout: "..."

Everyone laughed, suspecting that he had already had a ptsd reaction to him.

Qi Trout is aggrieved, didn't you say that you should be able to replace it with bacon this time?

The old man unkindly laughed at the younger generation, "It seems that bacon can no longer be replaced, and our little Qi's non-real performance has really hit a minefield."

By the way, I forced an explanation, so I could have changed it and would not have changed it.

Qi Trout: "..."

After lunch, the two groups of exploration teams dispatched separately.

Over the past few days, the island has basically been touched by them.

Because of the high efficiency of the two groups, the slightly closer areas were developed.

The first team went to a relatively desolate place today.

The second team was inconvenient because of the elderly members, so this area was allocated to them.

After walking for more than half an hour, the three stepped into the target area.

It seems that there is nothing special here, but the green plants are more dense, and the paths are more and more forked. If you don't have a good sense of direction, you will easily get lost in it.

At that time, it will be the three-person maze adventure.

Is it also a small point of view?

I don't know if this is one of the side scripts set up for them by the program group, but the three of them were not caught by the twists and turns in the jungle.

Shan Yu grew up in a small village, and she is too experienced in things in the mountains to trap her, while Wen Yixian has a natural sense of direction and good judgment.

As the team leader, You Zhenjiang, a middle-aged man is also a relatively reliable existence.

The comprehensive strength of their first team is very strong.

It is also because of this that the team was not matched like this at the beginning, but it was changed to this way later in order to complete the grandpa and grandson team of the old man and Xiao Xianrou.

You Zhenjiang, who is broad and thick, is in the front, and he is very gentlemanly blocking some oblique weeds sticking out along the road.

The three-person group traveled unimpeded all the way, enjoying the scenery along the way and feeling happy.

The faces of the director team sitting behind the camera turned green.

What they expect is that the guests will go around in circles in their well-prepared routes, with confused and anxious faces, and then after many discussions and attempts, they will finally find the right path after all kinds of hardships.

Such a picture is so interesting, when it is broadcast, only such a plot can attract the audience.

There were a few times, You Zhenjiang, who was finally a gentleman, got confused and led the way back. The director's team sat up straight and looked eagerly expecting them to plunge into the fork in the road.

"No, the direction of the path is wrong, there is a problem with this direction."

"Wait, I've seen that tree before, but it's not from this angle. I have the impression that I can't go there."

……

The director's team convinced Wen Yixian's sense of direction, and even Wen Qi's memory.

Once again Wen Che called You Zhenjiang to stop and pointed back to the right path, the lead director spit out a sip of tea and jumped up angrily, "What the hell is this? How did she see it again! Damn it, when did she pay attention? What kind of tree is that, don’t these trees all look the same?!”

You look the same, but people have heard that his eyes are vicious.

The staff sweated silently.

They felt that if the first sub-team went on so smoothly, the director team might go crazy.

Fortunately, at the end of the path winding around the ghost wall, the first team finally arrived near the destination.

The face of the director team also gradually turned into a smirk, "Hey, there are many girls in this group, no matter how sensible and clever they are, they are also timid? There are some good shows."

Other staff: "..."

Their director seems to be driven to perversion.

There is a tall cave. Under the cover of layers of branches, leaves and vines, the dark hole can be seen.

The three of them stopped in front of the cave entrance.

There is no light source inside, and when viewed from a backlight angle, only a very shallow place can be seen, messy earth and rocks and a pile of tree branches that were blown to the ground by the wind.

Want to go in?

The answer is yes.

The follower around me seemed to be taking a close-up of the entrance of the cave.

It was obvious that it was instructed by the director team.

But the journey ahead of the three of them was very short, and it was still early at the moment, so they were not in a hurry to go in, and chatted at the entrance of the cave.

"Is this imitating a haunted house?" Shan Yu glanced at the scene in the cave, but couldn't see clearly, and said casually, "Are you going to pretend to be a ghost to scare us?"

"Probably not? If you add supernatural and suspenseful elements, it will violate the theme of the program." You Zhenjiang analyzed, "After all, we are a desert island survival or life program, and we still respect objectivity and nature."

"Is this show so rigorous?" Shan Yu was skeptical.

It's not that I haven't done anything that goes against the theme.

For example, where did people come from on a deserted island?

In that household in the forest, the npc in the front room arranged tasks for them every day, and the director team in the back room was even worse.

Wen Yixian kept smiling softly, and now she glanced at her child's cold face, and followed suit as if protecting her shortcomings, "It shouldn't be too strict."

"..."

These few guests sang together, how about mocking the program group openly?

Can the director team stand this anger?

It is also possible that they are broad-minded and can bear it, but the leisurely appearance of the guests chatting at the mission gate also stimulated the fragile hearts of the director team.

I beg you to still be on an adventure, it's an adventure, can you be more serious and nervous?

Shan Yu and his group continued to chat and said no.

Then, there was a sudden change in the peaceful picture.

The roar of animals came from the depths of the cave, "Aww~"

Low and thick, it was supposed to be extremely intimidating, but this cry was heart-piercing.

Appears to be injured.

Then help is needed.

However, the timbre can tell that it is a huge animal. Will it hurt people?

You Zhenjiang asked Shan Yu, who had the most abundant business in the mountains, "Wen Che, can you tell what kind of animal this is?"

Shan Yu listened intently for two seconds, a little uncertain, "It looks like a bear, but not much."

Bears can hurt people, but this dude here certainly can't.

"Let's go." Shan Yu took Wen Yixian by the hand and decided to enter the cave first, "Don't make it wait."

This "it" does not refer to the animal that does not know whether it exists or not.

After all, if a real bear-like animal howls like this, it won't be sent to the animal hospital. Can the show crew put it here for them to treat?

After entering the cave, the life-threatening roar slowly subsided.

This hole is not big, three people can walk side by side, but it should not be wide enough for five people.

After walking about 3 or 5 meters, Shan Yu felt that it should be almost the same, and the front should soon be the end.

Sure enough, a gust of wind passed by.

Even the clothes and hair were swept up by the wind, as if something suddenly rushed past them.

"Well!"

"Exit!"

There were two short screams from the girl.

The director, who sat behind the camera and watched with relish, immediately grinned.

Look, look, no matter how smart you two are, after all, you are a girl, but you are easily scared.

The guests in the cave couldn't see things clearly without light, but the equipment of the director's team had turned on the night vision function, so they could see everything clearly.

There are no swift and fierce beasts in the cave, it is very simple, and it is precisely because of this that the meaningless fear of the guests becomes a joke.

You Zhenjiang was carrying a flashlight, and he only remembered it when he entered the cave. He had just taken it out of his pocket, and he had no time to react when the wind blew him away. He almost sat on the ground, and immediately raised his hand and turned on the flashlight .

The cave was suddenly brightly lit, and it was caught off guard.

According to the director's command, the camera just happened to give close-ups of the two girls.

At that moment, everyone was dumbfounded.

"Don't be afraid." It was the cold-toned tall girl who shouted.

"Don't be afraid." It was the gentle and gentle woman who said it.

Almost at the same time, the moment the lights came on after the scream.

In the close-up shot, the woman covered the girl's eyes, and the girl covered the woman's ears with both hands, and turned to face the woman, with her body blocking the woman's view.

What kind of sisterhood drama is this?

What the director's team expected was that Huarong's face would turn pale, and the two of them hugged each other and cried!

What are you all doing forcibly calming down and acting like you want to protect each other? !

Do you need to be so handsome? !

The director team vomited blood, how long had they been waiting for this shot.

These days, other people’s materials are very diverse, but these two are especially Shan Yu, and they are outstanding in talent display, but you are too calm and easy to handle, of course it’s okay for you to do that, but we don’t need you occasionally Let's make a contrast and laugh once!

This time, even the last trump card failed to make the two of them down, but the director team completely stopped.

It was very quiet.

Shan Yu let go of the movement of covering the woman's ears, grabbed the hand covering his eyes, and then maintained the angle to block Wen Yixian's line of sight.

She turned around and frowned to see what was going on deep in the cave.

You Zhenjiang was still holding the flashlight that emitted light, but his eyes moved to them who were almost stuck together.

Because the sight in the cave is nothing scary.

Soon, Shan Yu stepped aside.

In the camera - a beige radio is tilted on the rock at the head of the cave.

Not far from them, stood a powerful fan.

"..."

The two breathed a sigh of relief.

It's a good thing they have each other by their side, and it's a good thing they are anxious about each other from the bottom of their hearts.

Otherwise, if you are alone, you only care about being afraid, but you are still frightened by these two things, so you can't be ashamed and thrown to the sky?

During dinner, the two small teams shared their gains and experiences today.

Unexpectedly, Shan Yu's casual prediction at the entrance of the cave turned out to be true.

The director team really pretended to be tricks and tricks to scare people.

Their first team met a fake beast.

The second team caught up with the haunted house.

Fortunately for the other two, Little Fresh Pork Qi Trout was so frightened on the spot, "Aw!" and ran out with a loud voice.

Kongchang is a tall man with a courage smaller than the eye of a needle.

"It's quite masculine." The old man patted two handfuls of melon seeds on the back of Qi Trout's head.

Qi Trout was eating hard, pretending not to listen to them so that he wouldn't be embarrassed.

But after hearing this, he couldn't pretend anymore, and he had to struggle to get back the lost face for himself.

"If I went to the cave, I would definitely not run away. I am not afraid of wild animals."

Zhang Tian was speechless at the sight of this straight man, "Yes, you must not be afraid, that's why we went to the haunted house together."

She pointed to the three members of the first team, "Teacher You is calm, and Teacher Wendy is gentle and elegant. Although Wen Yu is young, she looks calm and hangs. Can you be afraid of ghosts?"

The ghost didn't smell the cold.

So, they went to the cave.

"It's so dirty!" Zhang Tian hated Qi Trout, "You haven't figured out the routine of the director team yet."

"..."

It's okay for Qi Trout to be bullied by the old man every day, but he can't hold back when a little girl like Zhang Tian says it badly, but he can't bully girls.

Xiao Xianrou immediately lay down on the table aggrieved, and he couldn’t eat enough to eat three bowls of rice in one meal. He said bitterly, "I have my birthday this week, so you can't be gentle with me." Come on."

"..."

This week's birthday is not today's birthday.

However, everyone still asked softly, "What day?"

"the day after tomorrow."

But tomorrow is the last day of the show, and it's a pity for the guests, because of fate, they couldn't spend their birthday with Qi Trout.

"Think about it, at least you can go out and have a good meal on your birthday!" Everyone comforted him again.

Wen Yixian looked at the boy's listless look, and smiled slightly, "It's not like you can only celebrate your birthday once, we'll celebrate it for you tomorrow."

"Hey, that's right!" Everyone echoed after hearing this, "We usually celebrate birthdays with friends, family, and fans, and we often postpone them in advance."

So, it was decided that tomorrow, everyone will celebrate Qi Trout's birthday ahead of schedule.

The young man's mood was like the weather. One second he was gloomy, and the next second he was grinning happily.

In the corner of the camera, the cold girl smiled with everyone with slightly bent lips, but murmured softly, "It's a pity that there is no oven, otherwise I can still make a small cake."

Shan Yu's words were just talking to himself, and the words were very light, and the others didn't notice, but the radio device passed the word to the director's ears.

The next morning, when the small team went to change the dishes, Shan Yu saw the oven as soon as he entered the house.

She has a good memory, so she is absolutely sure that this thing was not there yesterday.

She swept the shelf where the supplies were piled up again, and there were flour, soda and other things on it.

Shan Yu had a premonition.

Sure enough, the host suddenly said, "We don't need fish anymore."

Then, the vegetables are not replaced.

Qi Trout, who was carrying a bucket of fish, was dumbfounded on the spot.

He almost rolled up his sleeves and was about to go. He said it was his birthday. Did the director team deliberately bully him again? !

Shan Yu stopped him, this is an old routine, the girl followed Shan Ruliu and asked the correct signal, "What do you need?"

The host replied, "Little cake."

Shan Yu replied, "No problem." She pointed to the eaves outside the house, "Can the bacon be replaced?"

The host was silent for a short while, apparently the director team was communicating with him through the earphones.

The crowd waited patiently.

Probably because of Qi Trout's birthday, the director team finally had some humanity today. The male lead nodded after silence, "It can be exchanged, but it has to be exchanged with small bread."

This is actually already watered down.

It's just that the things are different, but they are all baking, which means that Shan Yu's talent has been changed twice.

Shan Yu naturally agreed.

The other guests watched Shan Yu negotiate with the host, and when the negotiation was over, they looked at Shan Yu as if they were looking at God.

small cake? !

small bread? !

These days, they have seen Shan Yu's cooking skills and life skills before, but they were still surprised.

"Wen Sheng." Zhang Tian couldn't help admiring, "Is there anything else you don't know?"

Shan Yu really put on a thoughtful look, and a second later, she said seriously, "No."

"Hahaha!" Zhang Tian burst into laughter, "Wen Sheng, you can do it!"

Because there are cakes and breads to be made, and it is too late to go back to make lunch, Shan Yu discusses with the host's family if they can have a meal here.

The host was silent again.

After a few minutes, the npc seemed to be connected to the power supply, and spoke again, "Yes."

"Wow!"

Cheers!

All the shots are filled with smiling faces.

It seems that it is the last day after all, and the director team also turned a blind eye, and used the birthday of the guests, the gathering of the guests and the npc of the show as the finale, or it would be good as an easter egg!

In the middle of the afternoon, Shan Yu made the bread, and the owner came to inspect it.

The ingredients here are scarce, and Shan Yu doesn't really specialize in cooking. He only cooks the simplest variety, meat floss bread.

For the first one that came out of the oven, Shan Yu carefully picked it up, and put the other hand under his head, but it was handed to Wen Yixian's mouth.

The hostess who came to check the acceptance but was ignored: "..."

The girl's delicate eyebrows and eyes like ice sculptures softened a little, and she said with a smile, "Sister Wen, try it first. If my cooking is not delicious, don't let people get ptsd again, then we really have no chance to change the bacon."

This is to say that before Qi trout was soft and hard, it was necessary to replace other people's bacon with no physical performance.

Host & Qi Trout: "..."

Can this stalk pass?

The onlookers laughed.

Zhang Tian even said, "Wen Sheng, your sense of variety show is getting stronger and stronger!"

After laughing, everyone drooled over the oven of buns again.

I'm so hungry!

With their value, they usually can't eat any exquisite pastries, and they don't necessarily have to look at them when they are delivered to their mouths. But after living on this small island for a week, they are eager to see the simplest buns.

But no matter how eager you are, you still have to wait in accordance with the rules of the game.

Waiting for Wen Yixian to bite the first bite of bread, the woman is wearing a soft cotton white shirt, a thin light yellow vest, and a soft skirt on her lower body. She is homely and delicate, with an elegant face. Under the gaze of everyone, she Chewing slowly, he scanned the crowd, "It's delicious."

"yeah!"

Another cheer.

Of course, the main force cheering every time is Xiao Xianrou and Xiao Hua, and the other two are much calmer, but there is obvious surprise on their faces.

Wen Yixian held the small bun and let it go to the side to eat slowly, and the big guys waited eagerly for the NPC to accept it.

The npc was under a lot of pressure, the hostess tasted the bread in a hurry, and her eyes lit up.

When she was young, she didn't eat much bread outside the island, and she hadn't eaten it for so many years, and she didn't want to, but the bread made by this little girl was really delicious, soft and crispy, and the proportion of meat floss was just right, neither salty nor greasy.

The hostess wiped out one in a blink of an eye, and picked up the next one without any hassle.

The big guy's eyes are straight.

Hello!what you do?You just came to check and accept it!

Are the npcs just stealing the bread of their guests?

Qi Trout’s birthday is today, although it’s not really his birthday, but he feels like he’s the boss when it’s his birthday, and rushes out, “Auntie, don’t just eat our food, you’re going to judge that this bread is not qualified for acceptance. Are you qualified?"

The hostess also wiped out the second bun, and hiccupped, "Pass."

In the next second, everyone rushed forward!

The buns in the pan were instantly divided and cleaned.

Even Shan Yu, who made bread, was assigned to only one, but Zhang Tian couldn't see it and gave it to her from his spoils.

Shan Yu chatted and gnawed bread with everyone, but the others were devouring it, but she was absent-minded.

Fortunately, she tried the first piece for sister Wen first.

Otherwise, with Sister Wen's gentle and modest temperament, she would definitely not be able to eat the buns she made.

The girl was sandwiched between Zhang Tian and Qi Trout, leaning against the edge of the wooden table opposite the oven, her eyes met Wen Yixian for a moment.

The two smiled lightly, then casually looked away again.

Because the impression that she is too reliable and too "supernatural" has been deeply rooted in their hearts these days, everyone did not think deeply about it. As a child who grew up in the village, it is very normal for her to be able to cook home-cooked food.

Baking pastries is not a necessary skill for rural children, is it?

She practiced for so long, if it wasn't Wen Yixian who tasted it first.

That would be a real pity.

Fortunately, now I have no regrets.

Shan Yu swallowed the last bite of the bun, wiped his hands with a tissue, and went to the next session.

Soon, the small cakes were also baked.

This time, Shan Yu was not stingy, and gave the first piece to the birthday star Qi Trout. As expected, he had the biggest birthday. This time, even the owner didn’t grab the first piece to check and accept. Once the cake was finished, he declared it approved.

When it was time for dinner, the bacon that Qi Trout had been thinking about for many days was finally served on the table because he had passed the mission.

Stir-fried bacon with artemisia quinoa made by Shan Yu.

The fresh and tender Artemisia annua is paired with the dry, hard and chewy bacon, which complements the freshness and saltiness without being greasy at all.

This dinner is also the richest and most lively dinner in the island life so far.

After the dishes were served, everyone clapped their hands and sang birthday songs for Qi Trout.

The lights in this house are much brighter than those in their yard. The lights are bright, the meals are sumptuous, and there are friends around, the world is full of fireworks.

Everyone ate happily, especially Qi Trout.

He seemed to have drank fake wine, thanking everyone for his birthday one by one, and each of them said a few heartfelt words individually.

When it was Shan Yu's turn, the boy laughed heartily, "Wen Sheng needless to say, just a word, whoever can be with you in the future, that's really happiness!"

Wen Yixian sat opposite to Shan Yu, and smiled helplessly when she heard this. This person is concerned about the lifelong affairs of her little ostrich, but she is still sitting here as an older sister, and it's the turn of outsiders to take care of her?

She secretly rolled her small eyes, but her eyes just met Shan Yu who was opposite.

During the banquet with complicated human voices and interlaced cups and cups, the girl's cold and delicate facial features flowed through the brilliant lights, radiating brilliance.

Good to see resplendent.

The girl raised her eyebrows at her, with a smile on her lips.

It seems to be showing off proudly, and it seems to have other deep meanings.

Wen Yixian didn't understand it, the boy's voice was so loud that he could suppress the voices of a table by himself, only to see Qi Trout yelling loudly, "So we Wensheng's conditions are so good, we must choose the one we like, The two of you are happy and happy!" The girl nodded her head and said something in response.

Obviously they are not too close, Shan Yu is also a master who likes to be quiet and doesn't like to raise his voice, but in Wen Yixian's ears, he can distinguish clearly, that cold voice stands out from the noise, only four words.

"Lend your auspicious words."

Wen Yixian's heart also trembled inexplicably.