Marriage [entertainment]

Before joining the group, Shan Yu told Fuxue about the program recording.

Fuxue: Ahhh!Look and see!Although the drama you wrote that was turned into a drama failed to be filmed by your goddess, you and your goddess can be on the show together!

Fubuki: Wow wow wow, even better!Face to face with the goddess directly!

Fubuki: What did I say, God rewards those who work hard!Since then, our little Shengsheng has reached the pinnacle of life and married Bai Fumei!

Fubuki: I want to set you up as a model and give the group of friends dreams and motivation!

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Shan Yu does not want to be set up as a model.

Wen Che: Have you heard of survivor bias?

Wen Che: You will mislead everyone.

Wen Che: This is only a one in a hundred thousand possibility.

Fubuki caught the point.

Fubuki: One in a hundred thousand chance! ! !

Fubuki: Makes sense!

Fubuki: So, you and Wendy are destined by heaven!

Fubuki: Sister, come on!

Fubuki is omnipotent and likes to make things happen, and loves talking about it all his life.

But Shan Yu thought for a while and typed three words.

Wen Che: I will.

Afterwards, she ignored Fubuxue's frantic redemption on the other side of the screen.

Fubuki: Huh?Sister, are you serious?

Fuxue: I'm just kidding!

Fubuki: Shengsheng, calm down!

Fubuki: If you dare to pounce on the strings, you will be torn apart!

……

As the only gay friend and star-chaser, Fuxue gave Shan Yu some advice besides embarrassing her.

——Don’t be afraid, reality shows now have scripts, you just follow the scripts!

Shan Yu followed the strings to chase Wendy and was already very experienced in many things in the entertainment industry, but the variety show did trigger her blind spot.

With the reassurance given by Chuuxue, Shan Yu went to the battle line with confidence.

The program team really gave her a script.

Shan Yu opened it and took a look.

——Please cooperate with the team and spend a week on the island together.

One sentence plus two punctuation marks, gone.

"..."

Shan Yu held the script and stared at the staff who delivered the script in front of him.

The staff wore the printed T-shirts of the program group, jeans on the lower body, and a pair of canvas shoes that had gone through vicissitudes.

His expression was more innocent and terrified than Shan Yu's.

——Please don't ask me, and don't bother me!I'm just an intern!

Shan Yu understood this sentence from his immature and dark-skinned face due to long-term outdoor exposure, and then he was so tired that he was withdrawn.

The intern breathed a sigh of relief with his tense expression, and then rushed to the next guest, secretly praying for the next fate.

Not all the guests are so kind and reasonable. He has been subjected to violent storms or stalking him before to reveal the real script information.

God, he is so unlucky.

Small boat gallops on the sea.

Shan Yu hadn't seen the sea yet, so she simply enjoyed the scenery leisurely, a small black dot slowly appeared at the end of her sight, and gradually enlarged, until finally it became the complete appearance of a small island.

Shan Yu was the fifth person to be sent to the island, and there were already four people standing on the edge of the island.

Two men and two women, one of them is her elder sister Wen, and there are two familiar little fresh meat Xiao Hua, and the other is a middle-aged man, who should be an actor of the previous generation.

Several people said hello, because Shan Yu didn't want to really enter the entertainment industry in the future, and she didn't want this show to affect her future life too much, so this time the show was recorded under the pseudonym Wen Qi.

After saying hello, they exchanged the information at hand. As expected, everyone had the same script.

Xiao Xianrou's name is Qi Trout, and he scratched his head, "You are outside the circle, and you thought that the program crew would treat you as a newcomer a little bit, but I didn't expect them to do it, and they didn't give any clues. .”

Wen He asked, "The program team usually takes special care of newcomers?"

"Oh, very rarely, unless the newcomer is obviously not familiar with the game, after all, we in this industry want to maintain the flow, how can we not run variety shows at all if we want to make a living, and all kinds of game scripts have long been clear. "Qi Trout has a straightforward temper, "But even if there are no newcomers, the script will have some clues, how can we not give any information in one sentence."

The little fresh meat Qi Trout said and looked at Wen He melancholy, "Miss sister, you are really unlucky. You encountered this kind of copy with a difficulty factor of three S levels for the first time on the show."

The unlucky Wen Che: "..."

So Fuxue still didn't bluff her. Generally, the programs have a script and follow the steps. It's a pity that she has a low idea, but she met someone who didn't.

The 5 people waited for a while, and a man about 60 years old was ushered in. He should be an old actor. Anyway, Shan Yu saw that everyone respected him, and followed others to call "Teacher Wei".

Afterwards, the program team announced, "All the members are here, and all guests can start enjoying your escape life on this uninhabited island."

enjoy?

No one thinks that recording programs is to enjoy life.

But here is the endless sea in front of you, and the lush trees behind you.

Not to mention hotels, there is not even a homestay.

Seeing that several follow-up photographers were in position and the director team was about to withdraw, the 6 people looked at each other in blank dismay.

The middle-aged man's name is You Zhenjiang. He has a hesitant expression. He is the oldest man in the group except for the old man, and he is a man in his prime. He hesitated for a while before he stepped forward and asked the director directly, "Wait a minute, shall we Where to live? How to live?"

The director team replied, "Eat and sleep, you can live whatever you want. As for where, it's on this small island. Go to the jungle to explore and welcome your new life."

"..."

So it's true, just drop people on this island, no prompts, no props.

Just one requirement, find a way to survive the week.

Is this Wilderness Survival?

This joke is too big, not a day or two, but a full seven days.

The little fresh meat Qi Trout immediately grimaced and howled.

However, the director team doesn't care if they cry, or cry and make trouble, isn't this more material?

The boat of the director's team gradually left the shore.

Everyone finally accepted the reality.

The most prestigious old man in the team looked around and spoke first, "I think we'll take a walk in the woods first."

The key is that he doesn't speak up, and it's really hard for others to jump out and be the leader from the beginning.

Wen Yixian quickly continued, "Yes, I heard what the director team said just now, it also said that we should explore by ourselves."

Qi Trout was very honest, howling and wiping away his tears, seeing that the director team didn't care about him, he shook his hands, changed his sunny face, and trotted to the front position, "Okay, okay, let's go , I can be a pathfinder!"

Young boys are always the first to go up in troubles and difficulties in the team, and Qi Trout has long since come to his senses.

Simply make a sunny and active look, and you can still attract fans and win favor.

A group of people started walking into the woods together.

Shan Yu walked to Wen Yixian's side, "Sister Wen."

She and Wen Yixian had already admitted that they knew each other privately during the mutual introduction just now, but they didn't say too much about their sisterhood.

The other guests knew that Wen Che entered the program in the name of Jing Chen, and that Xian Yin had an unusual relationship with Jing Chen, so it was not surprising that the two knew each other.

Maybe, Jing Chen also entrusted Wen Tianhou to take care of the child.

Another Xiaohua named Zhang Tian also followed, and it was Wen Yixian who took the initiative to greet her. Although the 6 members of the team knew each other, they were not familiar with each other, so it was naturally difficult to ask a girl to be alone.

Within 5 or 6 minutes of walking, an old-fashioned brick house appeared in the forest.

There is also a yard surrounded by a fence in front of the house.

Sure enough, although this program is not small, it is impossible for the program team to really let them take the sky as their cover and the ground as their seat.

"Hey! There are pears!" Xiao Xianrou Qi Trout moved very quickly as a vanguard. He was the first to rush into the yard, and even picked a pear from the pear tree in the yard, held it in his hand and shook it at everyone , "Hey, the condition is good, the fruit is fresh!"

After finding the base of this show, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and followed Qi Trout's optimism to get better.

"But the room is dark and gloomy enough."

Although the courtyard is quite large and worth admiring, everyone is more concerned about the condition of the house at the moment, stepping into the threshold one by one to observe and explore.

The lighting in the house is very bad. The old-fashioned houses have not seen the sun for many years, and they are not as bright and clean as the houses in the countryside now.

It always makes people feel that the air is cold and humid.

Shan Yu touched the pull rope by the wall, and the fuzzy and dark room suddenly lit up. Under the orange light, you can see that the basic living furniture is all available.

Refers to - two wooden tables, a few wooden chairs.

Anyway, it doesn't look like there is a network or a signal here, and there are no TVs or computers.

Not to mention the sofa coffee table rocking chair.

Even with the lights on, the inside of the house is still very dark, and there are two worlds from the outside.

Beyond the living room there is a bathroom, kitchen and two bedrooms.

There are three beds in each bedroom.

Apparently it's divided between men and women.

Xiaohuazhang had fun in the midst of sweetness and bitterness, and finally showed her presence. She sighed, "The program team is quite considerate, and it saves us all the fuss about room allocation."

This is a very popular stalk at the moment.

In order to hit the show, some program groups even calculated the room allocation of guests, deliberately giving the situation that the number of rooms is inappropriate, or the environment of several rooms is very different.

However, the guests were all facing the camera, and each of them had to maintain their image. The young ones did not dare to be arrogant and disrespect their predecessors, and the older ones did not want to leave the audience with the impression of relying on the old and bullying others.

So if you want to get a good house, but also pretend to be a harmonious and friendly picture, it's not just all kinds of tricks and tricks.

The program group tosses the guests in every possible way, and recording a program is a kind of experience for the body and mind.

This time, the program team did not create hidden conflicts among the members, because all the difficulties were reflected in the difficulty of the script itself.

There is no need to separate rooms, and the problem of sleeping is solved, so the primary problem of survival at present is to eat and drink water.

In unison, everyone began to divide the labor and search everywhere in this room, rummaging through boxes and cabinets.

5 minutes later, everyone meets and nothing happens.

There was no food in the house, not even convenience food.

Shan Yu saw it in the kitchen, and she pointed out, "It's not completely absent."

Everyone's gazes swiped over, they were simply shining.

Shan Yu said, "Oil, soy sauce, vinegar, salt, sugar and other basic seasonings are still prepared in the kitchen."

"..."

That's just seasoning.

The players on the key field are all masters who don't touch the spring water with their fingers, and even if they are seasoned, they can't make food that can be eaten.

Everyone is very frustrated, and this is tantamount to not saying.

Especially those three male guests, who directly fixed their eyes on the female guests, their thinking is very simple - women have been doing housework and cooking since ancient times, how can big men understand this?

Wen Yixian first admitted generously, "I'm not good at cooking."

Xiaohua took a sneak peek at Wen Yixian, after all, she is not as confident as Wen Yixian, she is just a young girl, they are young and inexperienced, and their strength is based on the little fresh meat, so it stands to reason that she should take over this kind of work .

But she was also raised as a little princess at home, so she could only say weakly, "I'm not good at it either."

Well, I'm going to starve to death now.

Shan Yu suddenly said, "I can cook some home-cooked food."

"But I'm afraid there's nothing I can do today." Shan Yu shrugged, "I don't have any raw materials for food."

After all, it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice.

Everyone's hearts sank and they nodded.

Then their eyes focused on the pear tree in the yard, and they realized that pears might be the first day's food prepared for them by the director team.

Little Xianrou Qi Trout was still holding the pear he picked just now. He bit it down with a bite, and the juice overflowed. The boy smiled, "It's actually quite sweet."

"..."

Fine.

A group of people turned back to the yard, Qi Trout and You Zhenjiang picked pears, and the girl took care of them.

Originally, You Zhenjiang didn't really want to look like he was picking fruit like a boy, but the girl is not tall enough, and Teacher Wei is already described as an old man.

Qi Trout grinned his teeth, "I'm young and strong, so I can pick them all by myself."

What else can You Zhenjiang say, he can't really let the young man pick it by himself, and his elders will watch by the side.

I have picked enough pears, and I have to drink water after eating some.

"Fortunately, there is a well in the yard."

"I've drank well water before, it's so sweet!"

Everyone turned their eyes to the old well and gathered together.

Only Shan Yu glanced thoughtfully, then turned around and entered the room again.

The big guys worked together to lower the bucket from the mouth of the well, seeing that the rope was almost running out.

"Almost?"

"I don't seem to feel that the bucket touches the water."

"I haven't tapped well water, so I can't feel it."

"Take it easy, the weight of this barrel hasn't changed, has it?"

Anyway, after tossing for a while, everyone lifted the bucket up with a look of confusion.

What the barrel looks like when it goes down is what it looks like when it comes up.

Not even a drop of water got on it.

"It should be a dry well."

Shan Yu wandered out of the house again at some point, and walked to the outside of the circle formed by the crowd.

Mr. Wei pondered, "Yes, it looks like a prop, not a real well."

The experience of the old opera bones The words of the old opera bones are equivalent to official announcements here.

"..."

Everyone was about to cry.

If there is no food to eat pears, is it not enough to drink water and sip pear juice?

This show is too bad, is it still too late to quit the show?

Shan Yu released good news, "I just entered the house and made sure that the water in the kitchen sink is full and fresh."

"Hoo! That's great!"

"Lucky!"

Xiaohua and Xiaoxianrou cheered.

"But this also shows that we really need to explore all the food and drink in the next week." There is water in the tank, but it will be gone when it runs out. It's just an emergency on the first day, just like this pear tree, it can't be done every day. Eating pears for three meals a day, Shan Yu has just arrived, but he has gradually figured out a little routine, "Let's go to the woods to find supplies again while we have nothing to do today."

What's more, the island is so big. From the perspective of program design, it is impossible to just let them walk from the shore to this house for a few minutes. Isn't that a waste of venue rental?

"By the way, just now I saw that the kitchen is a stove." Shan Yu said again, "We will pick up some firewood later on the way."

Everyone had no objection and went out together.

After walking a short distance, You Zhenjiang suggested, "Let's not divide into groups, so that the progress will be faster and we can find more areas."

This is the most efficient method, especially when there is an old man in the team, it is not easy for a group of people to walk fast, it is too slow to squeeze together.

Shan Yu said rationally, "But the first day we came, people scattered and easy to get lost."

This is also a problem.

What's more, grouping is also troublesome, men and women are odd numbers, two girls team is dangerous, if one boy and one girl, in the case of one old man and one girl, we don't know who will protect whom.

Little Xianrou Qi Trout jumped to the front of the team, laughed and said, "Why don't we divide into two teams, I can be on the same team with Mr. You, we guarantee efficiency, and then you all on one team, safety first."

This method is the most appropriate at the moment.

The two teams were divided into two groups.

On the side of Shan Yu and Wen Yixian, the three girls led the old man slowly wandering around in the woods.

"This one won't work, it's too wet."

"Actually, when picking up firewood, what I pick up is dead wood and dead branches. Some branches look bare, and if they are not completely dead inside, they will not ignite."

Wen Yixian and Xiaohua Zhang Tian almost picked and threw them all the way, Shan Yu told them how to distinguish firewood and which kind of firewood can light a fire.

In the end, Wen Yixian was helpless, and raised his hand to poke Shan Yu's arm, "You still say it!"

"I can't even find firewood." Wen Yixian lost his temper after being taught by the little girl, and the status between them in the past is completely reversed today, "I will go back later empty-handed, ready to go to the meeting."

Zhang Tian picked it up conscientiously, she didn't have any complaints, she didn't understand it at first, and what he knew was teaching her, she must learn, because she had to pick it up in the next day, and next time Shan Yu might not be by her side up.

After Shan Yu heard Wen Yixian's words, the corners of her lips could not help but curl up.

The girl is tall and thin, with long hands and long feet, holding a few dead branches, surrounded by the crowd, and being asked questions from time to time, which seems to be a bit out of the ordinary.

"That won't be the case." Shan Yu suppressed her smile, and said to Wen Yixian solemnly, "I'll pick up your share for you."

Wen Yixian snorted lightly, and the roots of his ears felt a little hot for no reason.

Zhang Tian panicked, didn't everyone pick it up together?How come there is a share for each person?

Then what should she do, her weight is definitely not up to standard.

Xiaohua took a few steps to Shan Yu's side, "Miss Wen Sheng, how much does it count?"

Shan Yu glanced at her, and Zhang Tian begged her with embarrassment, "Can you help me if I'm not enough?"

"This..." Shan Yu didn't expect that Xiaohua would take her joke with Sister Wen seriously. She raised her eyes and looked at the woman who was watching the show next to her. Down.

--oh?Do you help her too?

Shan Yu read these words from the woman's eyes.

But at this moment, not only Xiao Hua and Zhang Tian were eagerly waiting for her answer, but the big cameraman who was following her was also staring at her.

"No way." The girl's voice was cold and unmoved.

It was too unreasonable, Zhang Tian was stunned.

From the corner of his eye, Shan Yu took a peek at the woman beside him, only a little bit of joy flashed on the woman's face for a fraction of a second at the beginning, and it quickly turned into worry.

Probably because she thinks that she doesn't know the time to speak and do things, regardless of the occasion.

Everything was only within a few short breaths, and Shan Yu chuckled lightly, waking up Xiao Hua who was still in a daze.

The girl's voice is still clean and cold, but it is much softer with a smile, "Why are you so cute?"

Xiaohua realized that it was just a joke, so she laughed along with embarrassment.

The two chatted a few words casually, and Xiaohua deliberately made small expressions such as cuteness, sudden realization, and shyness.

The half-true and half-false expression, everyone present also knew that it was for the character and the camera.

Wen Yixian always wore a warm and faint smile, showing no emotion.

But Shan Yu saw the back of the woman walking to the front alone, and inexplicably felt that her elder sister Wen was not in a good mood.

Something vaguely flashed through Shan Yu's mind, but she couldn't grasp it, so she didn't think deeply about it, and just trotted a few steps, catching up with Wen Yixian's pace.

Throughout the whole process, she followed Wen Yixian step by step.

Both groups returned to the small courtyard. Shan Yu's group did not find any useful resources, but only found a nearby stream. The stream was very clear, but the source of water was found, and he picked up a lot of firewood.

The team of Xiao Xianrou had something to gain, "We found a river with fish in it!"

"Then you didn't catch two today?" Xiao Hua and Xiao Xianrou teased.

"How can you catch it empty-handed." Qi Trout said shyly.

The cameraman following the shoot suddenly pointed the camera at the two people, because the director spoke in the headset, "Pay attention to these two people, and interact more with each other!"

The director team suddenly felt that Xiaohua and Xiaoxianrou could become a CP, and they would also raise the heat for the show.

Unexpectedly, the CP male lead didn't cooperate very much. As soon as the camera caught him, he ran away in a hurry, still shouting, "Hey, I'll come, let me do things like lighting firewood and boiling water. !"

Ugh.

The director sighed silently through the earphones, Xiao Qi, why are you so eager to become a promising young man?

I know you want to show more and attract more fans, but the effect is the same, you have to do physical work, isn't it much easier for you to talk to beautiful women and earn a wave of CP fans here?

The promising boy didn't finish his job, Qi Trout lit it for a long time, and he was about to get into the belly of the stove, he didn't light the fire in a daze.

So, another promising young man came on, and You Zhenjiang also tried it, but it still didn't light up.

"Let me come." Shan Yuqing's voice suddenly sounded.

Everyone turned their heads and saw the girl with a clear temperament.

But you don't know if there is a 20-year-old girl with thin skin and tender flesh, and her skin is extremely white, even whiter than the two female stars. You seem to be able to do this kind of dirty work?

Shan Yu didn't care about the secret doubts in everyone's eyes, she walked over, and You Zhenjiang gave her a seat, and the fire quickly caught fire.

The stove is connected to the whole kitchen, reflecting the red flames.

Everyone was happy all of a sudden.

Annoyed because the ignition failed, the promising young man handed over the stove to You Zhenjiang, then ran to rummage through the cabinets to find another urgently needed tool. At this moment, he ran back again. He was happy when he saw the fire, but he did not forget it. "I just turned over the house, and there is really no net to salvage. It will be troublesome for us to catch fish tomorrow."

"Did you find a fork or something?" Wen Yixian frowned slightly after hearing this, "We will all look for it together later, maybe there are other alternative tools."

Qi Trout sighed, "No, there are no sharp knives except kitchen knives, otherwise we can modify it ourselves."

These words reminded Shan Yu, she picked up a sharp long stone from the yard under the eyes of everyone, brought a rope and a wooden stick, and tied the stone to it, "How about this?"

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That's okay too? !

"Hahahahaha." Everyone roared with laughter.

"Wen Sheng, you can really figure it out!"

Compared with imagination, everyone admires Wen Sheng's hands-on ability, which is really good.

There must be a way for the car to reach the front of the mountain. I feel that no matter how difficult the environment is, they can't stop them.

"Small news."

"Small news."

The old man yelled twice, but Shan Yu didn't look back, but Wen Yixian mistakenly thought he was calling him, and Xiao Wen looked over.

It wasn't until Xiaohua Zhang Tian patted Shan Yu's shoulder, "Wen Sheng, Teacher Wei is calling you." Shan Yu didn't react.

Her name is Wen Sheng now, people might call her Xiao Wen.

Xiao Wen, Xiao Wen.

Several people laughed again, "Maybe you two were from the same family 800 years ago."

Shan Yu rubbed her ears, her pen name "Wen" was originally a homonym of "Wen".

She didn't care if it was her family 800 years ago, she just wanted Sister Wen to be her family in this life.

She asked the old man, "You called me?"

"Yes, I wanted to ask you when I saw you picking up firewood." The old man smiled, "The little girl has a lot of experience in life, not bad."

"Oh." Shan Yu said generously, "I grew up in the countryside when I was young."

Therefore, these small knowledge of rural life are more familiar.

"No wonder!"

The rest of the people suddenly became enlightened, half joking and half sincere, "Xiaowen, you can do it, then you will be the backbone of our little teacher in the next few days of life."

Shan Yu waved his hand.

After a busy day, a group of people laughed and had fun.

Everyone ate some pears for dinner, and then went to boil water to wash one by one.

When it was Zhang Tian's turn, only Wen Yixian and Shan Yu were left in the three-person dormitory.

At this moment, the camera also stopped working, and it was a rest time.

Wen Yixian dragged the child to her side, and the two of them sat on the edge of the bed and chatted together, "Why did you think of coming to this show? Didn't you expect to be exhausted after this day?"

Wen Yixian didn't know that Shan Yu would also be here before, Shan Yu never told her, she thought it was a coincidence that the two of them met on the show, it was a child's playfulness, and it was a novelty in the entertainment industry.

"It's okay, not tired."

Shan Yu turned around slightly, supported Wen Yixian's shoulders with both hands, and gently pushed the woman to turn around, her slender fingers pressed on the woman's shoulders again and again, "If Sister Wen is tired, I will massage for you. "

The strength is appropriate and the fingers are dexterous.

Wen Yixian only felt that the exhaustion of the day had melted into the girl's hands, she almost couldn't help but relax so much that she wanted to lean back and fall completely into the girl's arms.

"Sister Wen." The girl kept moving her hands, and her soft and clean voice fell on Wen Yixian's ears.

"I came to the show because you are here."