The whole world of cultivating immortals is afraid of my chicken soup
Chapter 12 My Poisoned Milk is Here Again
"Little uncle is really the most beautiful person I have ever seen!"
Lou Chen was very pleased with this compliment, and calmly lifted him up again. Lu Xingran put his arms around his neck and whispered in his ear, "Senior brother and uncle are all very good at it. But I praised you so don't show it off to them, Master will be jealous."
Lou Chen laughed again, he was too pampered, "Okay~"
"Hey hey, little uncle is the best."
The news that Lingye Immortal Venerable accepted another apprentice quickly spread throughout the world of cultivating immortals. After all, not all good seedlings can have a chance to join the sect of Immortal Venerable. It was cleared up by everyone.
Needless to say, Yan Shaoli, the little prince of the Great Yan Kingdom, with a respected status, did not expect to be one in a million with a single spiritual root and fire attribute. It is not unusual for the royal family to seek immortality, but it has been a long time since he has been cultivating immortals. It's a good seedling, I didn't expect the little prince's talent to be so high, I heard that he is only eight years old, and he has already practiced Qi at the third level.
And Xia Yimo is an extremely rare single water spirit root among male cultivators. I heard that the child is beautiful and tender, and will definitely be the embryo of a beauty in the future. Although it is a bit shameless, many male cultivators have already called Xia Yimo idea.
In the world of cultivating immortals, there are not a few men who form Taoist couples. The Great Yan Kingdom is also very masculine. It is not uncommon for men to marry here. I heard that there was a male queen in the history of the Great Yan Kingdom. .
When Lu Xingran went to attend a class, he was surrounded by many seniors asking about his two new juniors.
"Hey, Lu Xingran, is your new junior brother good-looking? I heard that he has a single water spirit root. Our Nine Heavens Sect hasn't produced a male cultivator like this for a long time."
"That's right. I heard that the owner of Xuanyin Pavilion, Mrs. Qianhua, is Shui Linggen, the most beautiful woman in the world of cultivating immortals. Your little brother should be pretty good, right?"
"..."
The crowd chatted without thinking about it at all. Lu Xingran knew that this was the protagonist's charismatic physique, but even a boy like him was uncomfortable listening to these words.
Xia Yimo is liked by many people, but he is also coveted by countless people with such malicious intentions.
This taste - it is really like a person who knows the temperature of drinking water.
"Are you sick? It's none of your business? Did the toad want to eat swan meat and hit my junior brother on the head?"
"Hey, what are you talking about? Let's ask, what's the matter? Will you have to bring it out to see people sooner or later? Why? Are you still protecting it so that no one can see it?"
"What's wrong with me protecting you from seeing it?! Qiao Dahai! Let me warn you, Xiao Xia is a disciple under the name of my master and a member of my Yuxiao Peak. Are you also worthy of the people on our peak?"
"Lu Xingran! Don't think that because Ling Ye is protecting you, we dare not touch you! Be polite to me."
Lu Xingran, who had fully activated his taunting skills, returned a greeting smile indifferently, "Hehe——"
Seeing his posture, Qiao Dahai became angry, and the two of them couldn't help but choked up a few more words. They almost didn't fight, but the person next to him pulled him away in time.
Today, it happened to be the former Sixth Elder who was giving a lecture. As soon as he came in, he saw everyone huddled together in a row, and immediately lost his face. Qiao Dahai is a junior of the Sixth Elder’s family. "Elder, it was Lu Xingran who picked things up first!"
Lu Xingran has been with He Bai since he was a child. Unlike these disciples who have been practicing in the sect, he has no friends of the same age. Naturally, there is no small group to speak for him. Several disciples who have played well with Qiao Dahai have echoed him .
Lu Xingran was soon left helpless.
The Sixth Elder directly fired at him, "Lu Xingran, disrupt the classroom order, stand outside!"
Lu Xingran turned his eyes back, took a deep look at him, and still said two words, "Hehe——"
"You—! Copy today's Taoism three times! Give it to me after class!"
He seldom made trouble in the school. Before that incident happened, Lu Xingran had a bad impression of the sixth elder. Today, he was angry with him for being so indiscriminate, and Lu Xingran was even more angry.
He grew so big, with He Bai and Shen Hanxi protecting him, Lou Ze and Lou Chen pampering him, who made him feel wronged?Lu Xingran was also spoiled by a few people, and he almost forgot that there are so many people who don't like him.
Lu Xingran has a thin skin, it is the first time in the Nine Heavens Sect to embarrass him in front of so many people!
Just fucking angry!
The hands holding the scroll were trembling, and the sect disciples gloated when they saw him being deflated for the first time, "Lu Xingran, your two juniors are both single spiritual roots, and their talents are much better than yours. I will pamper you again~"
"That's right, isn't it just a double spiritual root, relying on the favor of the immortal, even dare to be late for the second elder's lecture, I think his good days are coming to an end."
"You said that Lu Xingran, an orphan, has such a good life. He was picked up by Lord Ling Ye after being abandoned by his parents. If it wasn't for his master, he wouldn't know where he was living. Why is the child so bossy?"
"Let's say a few words less, he hasn't fallen out of favor yet, and the practice of double spiritual roots is no worse than you, don't be sour."
"Damn, he couldn't hear it. I can tell you that Immortal Lingye just accepted new apprentices yesterday, so he took someone to ask Lu Xingran to cook for them."
"Really? Hahahaha Lu Xingran also has today..."
Can't hear a fucking hammer!
Lu Xingran was so angry that he broke the pen, and even copied a fart, punishing him to stand up like a ghost!Find big brother to play, goodbye to you!
"Lu Xingran! Lu Xingran, I made you stand as a punishment, where are you going?"
"I'll go to my elder brother, whoever you like to teach this Dharma to whomever you like, labor and management won't listen, my elder brother can still teach you what you can teach, if you want to file a complaint, feel free to report, my disciple here congratulates you Families are harmonious, all wishes come true, we will be united forever, we will love and respect each other, we will give birth early, we will have a son, we will live together in old age, we will have today, and we will have today, goodbye!"
He was really holding his breath, and he couldn't vent his anger. He should have given Qiao Dahai a rough beating just now!
After the sarcasm was finished, he had already run away. After all, the thinking of modern people is still the mainstream of Lu Xingran, and this excitement makes it easy to talk nonsense. The sixth elder was stunned for a long time, and then he threw down the scroll in anger, "It's the other way around. , It's the other way around!"
When I went to find Shen Hanxi, the elder brother was practicing sword in the bamboo forest. He was a swordsman who was obsessed with swordsmanship.
Lu Xingran was afraid that he would hurt him, so he called out from a long distance, "Big Brother~ Senior Brother~ Senior Brother, Senior Brother, Senior Brother!"
Shen Hanxi put away the sword, and came to Lu Xingran in a few jumps, raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, "No class?"
Lu Xingran was upset, "I don't want to listen to the Sixth Elder's class."
Shen Hanxi understood.
Holding Lu Xingran's hand, "Senior Brother teaches."
"I suspect that he is going to report me to the master, saying that I have no dignity, domineering, and do not obey the rules. He scolded me in front of many people today. It is obviously not my fault. He didn't even ask. Just let me go to the penalty station."
The more he talked, the more angry he was, the little foot kicked a small stone cutely, and rolled to Lou Ze's feet.
The gentle and gentle male voice rang in my ears, "Who made us Xingran angry again?"
Lu Xingran's eyes lit up, "Uncle Master!"
He rushed over in three or two steps, and Lou Ze directly supported the person in two circles, "Are you skipping class?"
"I left openly!"
"Really? I've made progress. What do you want to eat today? Uncle Master cooks."
Lu Xingran frowned, and quickly forgot about the unhappiness that happened just now. He was in a good mood very quickly, and chattered all the way around Lou Ze and Shen Hanxi.
His temper came and went quickly, and when he returned to Yuxiao Peak, he had almost forgotten about the unpleasantness.
He didn't mention it to He Bai and Lou Chen, if Shen Hanxi didn't take the initiative to explain, they didn't know that Lu Xingran was angry with the sixth elder in the morning.
Because Yan Shaoli and Xia Yimo had just joined the sect and were not yet familiar with everything about the Nine Heavens Sect, He Bai didn't let them go to such a big lecture.
After talking about this, Lu Xingran faltered about the reason, "Qiao Dahai and his gang keep asking me if my junior is good-looking, and when I will take Xiao Xia out to show them, it sounds weird... "
He didn't say it so bluntly, but they all understood. Xia Yimo's face turned pale, and he clenched his little hands unconsciously.
Lu Xingran muttered softly, "Xiao Xia is not a monkey in the zoo, he acted like he was looking at some rare animal, what kind of crazy? Then I quarreled with them... He still wanted to hit me, I regret not punching him !"
Xia Yimo looked up at him for a while, then suddenly called him softly, "Senior brother."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, you were punished by the elder who gave lectures."
Lu Xingran patted his head, "It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to feel guilty, I'm going to jio, the Sixth Elder didn't like me in the first place, he just found trouble for me because he didn't like me, Xiao Xia, you don't have to be so sensitive. It's just that I can't accept it suddenly... It's not that I don't like you and my junior brother, so don't take it to heart."
Damn, Xia Yimo must not feel that he has any prejudice against them, this is a matter of life, we are comrades in arms, comrades in arms!It is not a hostile relationship!
Xia Yimo raised his big wet eyes with sincerity on his face, "Brother, you don't need to explain, I know everything."
How can I not explain?you know?You know what a fart!
Lou Chen drank his saliva and asked, "And then?"
"Then I ran away. After I greeted him with good health and everything was going well, I went directly to the elder brother."
Lu Xingran felt that he was very witty, and proudly puffed out his small chest, "Fortunately, I told him that he was fooled and ran away quickly, otherwise I felt that he would catch me back, praise me!"
Lou Chen pinched his little nose, "Next time call us directly in a secret voice."
Lu Xingran made an OK gesture, "Sure!"
After this incident, Lu Xingran stayed at Yuxiao Peak for several days, He Bai and the others were worried, so they didn't let him go to the big class. Lu Xingran happened to bring two juniors to play together.
As a result, in less than half a month, a major incident occurred in the Nine Heavens Sect. The Sixth Elder's house - the backyard caught fire.
After six years, Lu Xingran's tainted milk came back.
[The author has something to say: Lu Xingran: I feel like I'm going to be popular
Lou Chen: You are already popular in the world of cultivating immortals, baby
Lu Xingran: Little Martial Uncle, I really praised him!You believe me!
Lou Chen: Mmm, what a compliment! 】
Lou Chen was very pleased with this compliment, and calmly lifted him up again. Lu Xingran put his arms around his neck and whispered in his ear, "Senior brother and uncle are all very good at it. But I praised you so don't show it off to them, Master will be jealous."
Lou Chen laughed again, he was too pampered, "Okay~"
"Hey hey, little uncle is the best."
The news that Lingye Immortal Venerable accepted another apprentice quickly spread throughout the world of cultivating immortals. After all, not all good seedlings can have a chance to join the sect of Immortal Venerable. It was cleared up by everyone.
Needless to say, Yan Shaoli, the little prince of the Great Yan Kingdom, with a respected status, did not expect to be one in a million with a single spiritual root and fire attribute. It is not unusual for the royal family to seek immortality, but it has been a long time since he has been cultivating immortals. It's a good seedling, I didn't expect the little prince's talent to be so high, I heard that he is only eight years old, and he has already practiced Qi at the third level.
And Xia Yimo is an extremely rare single water spirit root among male cultivators. I heard that the child is beautiful and tender, and will definitely be the embryo of a beauty in the future. Although it is a bit shameless, many male cultivators have already called Xia Yimo idea.
In the world of cultivating immortals, there are not a few men who form Taoist couples. The Great Yan Kingdom is also very masculine. It is not uncommon for men to marry here. I heard that there was a male queen in the history of the Great Yan Kingdom. .
When Lu Xingran went to attend a class, he was surrounded by many seniors asking about his two new juniors.
"Hey, Lu Xingran, is your new junior brother good-looking? I heard that he has a single water spirit root. Our Nine Heavens Sect hasn't produced a male cultivator like this for a long time."
"That's right. I heard that the owner of Xuanyin Pavilion, Mrs. Qianhua, is Shui Linggen, the most beautiful woman in the world of cultivating immortals. Your little brother should be pretty good, right?"
"..."
The crowd chatted without thinking about it at all. Lu Xingran knew that this was the protagonist's charismatic physique, but even a boy like him was uncomfortable listening to these words.
Xia Yimo is liked by many people, but he is also coveted by countless people with such malicious intentions.
This taste - it is really like a person who knows the temperature of drinking water.
"Are you sick? It's none of your business? Did the toad want to eat swan meat and hit my junior brother on the head?"
"Hey, what are you talking about? Let's ask, what's the matter? Will you have to bring it out to see people sooner or later? Why? Are you still protecting it so that no one can see it?"
"What's wrong with me protecting you from seeing it?! Qiao Dahai! Let me warn you, Xiao Xia is a disciple under the name of my master and a member of my Yuxiao Peak. Are you also worthy of the people on our peak?"
"Lu Xingran! Don't think that because Ling Ye is protecting you, we dare not touch you! Be polite to me."
Lu Xingran, who had fully activated his taunting skills, returned a greeting smile indifferently, "Hehe——"
Seeing his posture, Qiao Dahai became angry, and the two of them couldn't help but choked up a few more words. They almost didn't fight, but the person next to him pulled him away in time.
Today, it happened to be the former Sixth Elder who was giving a lecture. As soon as he came in, he saw everyone huddled together in a row, and immediately lost his face. Qiao Dahai is a junior of the Sixth Elder’s family. "Elder, it was Lu Xingran who picked things up first!"
Lu Xingran has been with He Bai since he was a child. Unlike these disciples who have been practicing in the sect, he has no friends of the same age. Naturally, there is no small group to speak for him. Several disciples who have played well with Qiao Dahai have echoed him .
Lu Xingran was soon left helpless.
The Sixth Elder directly fired at him, "Lu Xingran, disrupt the classroom order, stand outside!"
Lu Xingran turned his eyes back, took a deep look at him, and still said two words, "Hehe——"
"You—! Copy today's Taoism three times! Give it to me after class!"
He seldom made trouble in the school. Before that incident happened, Lu Xingran had a bad impression of the sixth elder. Today, he was angry with him for being so indiscriminate, and Lu Xingran was even more angry.
He grew so big, with He Bai and Shen Hanxi protecting him, Lou Ze and Lou Chen pampering him, who made him feel wronged?Lu Xingran was also spoiled by a few people, and he almost forgot that there are so many people who don't like him.
Lu Xingran has a thin skin, it is the first time in the Nine Heavens Sect to embarrass him in front of so many people!
Just fucking angry!
The hands holding the scroll were trembling, and the sect disciples gloated when they saw him being deflated for the first time, "Lu Xingran, your two juniors are both single spiritual roots, and their talents are much better than yours. I will pamper you again~"
"That's right, isn't it just a double spiritual root, relying on the favor of the immortal, even dare to be late for the second elder's lecture, I think his good days are coming to an end."
"You said that Lu Xingran, an orphan, has such a good life. He was picked up by Lord Ling Ye after being abandoned by his parents. If it wasn't for his master, he wouldn't know where he was living. Why is the child so bossy?"
"Let's say a few words less, he hasn't fallen out of favor yet, and the practice of double spiritual roots is no worse than you, don't be sour."
"Damn, he couldn't hear it. I can tell you that Immortal Lingye just accepted new apprentices yesterday, so he took someone to ask Lu Xingran to cook for them."
"Really? Hahahaha Lu Xingran also has today..."
Can't hear a fucking hammer!
Lu Xingran was so angry that he broke the pen, and even copied a fart, punishing him to stand up like a ghost!Find big brother to play, goodbye to you!
"Lu Xingran! Lu Xingran, I made you stand as a punishment, where are you going?"
"I'll go to my elder brother, whoever you like to teach this Dharma to whomever you like, labor and management won't listen, my elder brother can still teach you what you can teach, if you want to file a complaint, feel free to report, my disciple here congratulates you Families are harmonious, all wishes come true, we will be united forever, we will love and respect each other, we will give birth early, we will have a son, we will live together in old age, we will have today, and we will have today, goodbye!"
He was really holding his breath, and he couldn't vent his anger. He should have given Qiao Dahai a rough beating just now!
After the sarcasm was finished, he had already run away. After all, the thinking of modern people is still the mainstream of Lu Xingran, and this excitement makes it easy to talk nonsense. The sixth elder was stunned for a long time, and then he threw down the scroll in anger, "It's the other way around. , It's the other way around!"
When I went to find Shen Hanxi, the elder brother was practicing sword in the bamboo forest. He was a swordsman who was obsessed with swordsmanship.
Lu Xingran was afraid that he would hurt him, so he called out from a long distance, "Big Brother~ Senior Brother~ Senior Brother, Senior Brother, Senior Brother!"
Shen Hanxi put away the sword, and came to Lu Xingran in a few jumps, raised his hand to wipe the sweat from his forehead, "No class?"
Lu Xingran was upset, "I don't want to listen to the Sixth Elder's class."
Shen Hanxi understood.
Holding Lu Xingran's hand, "Senior Brother teaches."
"I suspect that he is going to report me to the master, saying that I have no dignity, domineering, and do not obey the rules. He scolded me in front of many people today. It is obviously not my fault. He didn't even ask. Just let me go to the penalty station."
The more he talked, the more angry he was, the little foot kicked a small stone cutely, and rolled to Lou Ze's feet.
The gentle and gentle male voice rang in my ears, "Who made us Xingran angry again?"
Lu Xingran's eyes lit up, "Uncle Master!"
He rushed over in three or two steps, and Lou Ze directly supported the person in two circles, "Are you skipping class?"
"I left openly!"
"Really? I've made progress. What do you want to eat today? Uncle Master cooks."
Lu Xingran frowned, and quickly forgot about the unhappiness that happened just now. He was in a good mood very quickly, and chattered all the way around Lou Ze and Shen Hanxi.
His temper came and went quickly, and when he returned to Yuxiao Peak, he had almost forgotten about the unpleasantness.
He didn't mention it to He Bai and Lou Chen, if Shen Hanxi didn't take the initiative to explain, they didn't know that Lu Xingran was angry with the sixth elder in the morning.
Because Yan Shaoli and Xia Yimo had just joined the sect and were not yet familiar with everything about the Nine Heavens Sect, He Bai didn't let them go to such a big lecture.
After talking about this, Lu Xingran faltered about the reason, "Qiao Dahai and his gang keep asking me if my junior is good-looking, and when I will take Xiao Xia out to show them, it sounds weird... "
He didn't say it so bluntly, but they all understood. Xia Yimo's face turned pale, and he clenched his little hands unconsciously.
Lu Xingran muttered softly, "Xiao Xia is not a monkey in the zoo, he acted like he was looking at some rare animal, what kind of crazy? Then I quarreled with them... He still wanted to hit me, I regret not punching him !"
Xia Yimo looked up at him for a while, then suddenly called him softly, "Senior brother."
"Huh? What's wrong?"
"Yes, I'm sorry, you were punished by the elder who gave lectures."
Lu Xingran patted his head, "It's okay, it's okay, you don't have to feel guilty, I'm going to jio, the Sixth Elder didn't like me in the first place, he just found trouble for me because he didn't like me, Xiao Xia, you don't have to be so sensitive. It's just that I can't accept it suddenly... It's not that I don't like you and my junior brother, so don't take it to heart."
Damn, Xia Yimo must not feel that he has any prejudice against them, this is a matter of life, we are comrades in arms, comrades in arms!It is not a hostile relationship!
Xia Yimo raised his big wet eyes with sincerity on his face, "Brother, you don't need to explain, I know everything."
How can I not explain?you know?You know what a fart!
Lou Chen drank his saliva and asked, "And then?"
"Then I ran away. After I greeted him with good health and everything was going well, I went directly to the elder brother."
Lu Xingran felt that he was very witty, and proudly puffed out his small chest, "Fortunately, I told him that he was fooled and ran away quickly, otherwise I felt that he would catch me back, praise me!"
Lou Chen pinched his little nose, "Next time call us directly in a secret voice."
Lu Xingran made an OK gesture, "Sure!"
After this incident, Lu Xingran stayed at Yuxiao Peak for several days, He Bai and the others were worried, so they didn't let him go to the big class. Lu Xingran happened to bring two juniors to play together.
As a result, in less than half a month, a major incident occurred in the Nine Heavens Sect. The Sixth Elder's house - the backyard caught fire.
After six years, Lu Xingran's tainted milk came back.
[The author has something to say: Lu Xingran: I feel like I'm going to be popular
Lou Chen: You are already popular in the world of cultivating immortals, baby
Lu Xingran: Little Martial Uncle, I really praised him!You believe me!
Lou Chen: Mmm, what a compliment! 】
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