I cook behemoth in the original
Chapter 96 It's Actually White
The two headed towards home with the setting sun behind their backs.
Guo Zi'an lay on the back of the giant white tiger, feeling very complicated in his heart.
He actually felt a little cheated into the marriage, because today's scene was different from his ideal wedding.But there is no such thing as a wedding in this world.The male does the courtship dance, the female accepts what the male has, and the two make it.And Guo Zi'an has known about this for a long time, not just today, it's just that Baishan has turned into a tiger shape, and Guo Zi'an has been so cute that he has forgotten it.
There is no divorce cooling-off period in this world. As long as the female does not like it and wants to divorce, even if the male in the main palace does not agree, but as long as the female is willing, other males can join in the fight.Unless the main male is very powerful, it's hard to say who will win in the end.
After thinking about it, Guo Zian understood the reason why he felt uncomfortable.
Because of Bai Shanjun's parents.
If Bai Shanjun didn't call his parents, but Yuan Jinyu and Bai Zhentian were happy and happy, even if Guo Zi'an was covered with a wreath, he wouldn't think there was any problem.But today, Bai Shan has called his parents, and in Guo Zi'an's mind, parents are roles with different meanings.
He stopped Bai Dahu, climbed onto Bai Dahu's head, and asked in Bai Dahu's ear, "Why did you bring your parents over for dinner today?"
Although he hadn't received an answer yet, sitting on top of Bai Dahu's head and looking at the different scenery around him, Guo Zi'an actually had a new feeling, a sense of relief and comfort.
Surrounded by forests, there is a lake not far away, sparkling, reflecting the setting sun and sunset.
Sometimes, discomfort is just staying on a certain level. As long as you jump out of that depressive level and see a bigger world, you will not feel depressed.
"What's wrong with my parents?" Bai Dahu was puzzled, he really wanted to look up at Guo Zi'an's expression, but he was afraid that if he raised his head, Guo Zi'an would fall down.
Guo Zi'an tapped Bai Dahu's head, telling Bai Dahu not to move, "In our side, seeing your parents is a more important thing, you have to tell me first."
"So that's how it is. Then I'll tell you next time." Bai Dahu raised his footsteps and walked forward slowly.
His body is huge, taller than the trees around him, and when he walks, he will break the branches and forcefully make a path.
Guo Zi'an sat on Bai Dahu's head, feeling like he was slowly moving forward in the sea of trees.
"On our side, it's only important to see Grandpa Shu." Bai Dahu's voice was full of unspeakable expectations.Even meeting the priests of the clan is not as cautious as meeting Grandpa Shu.
Bai Dahu continued to explain: "My parents have their own children. I usually have more people with the hunting team, but the hunting team is going out to hunt. If I can't invite them, I invite my parents to gather the number of people."
Guo Zi'an: "..."
Parents are here to make up the number of people, I really don't know how to answer this question.
"I, I want to give you a surprise. You know that there are people next to me, and I will not dance so well." Bai Dahu doesn't think parents are such an important role.In his eyes, his courtship dance is the important thing.
Guo Zi'an didn't hesitate, but asked, "Grandpa Shu?"
It sounds like a... vegetable.
"Yeah. Grandpa Shu is in the depths of the forest. We go there to pick the fetuses of our babies." Seeing that Guo Zi'an was interested, Bai Dahu poured out a bunch of words like beans, "Be sure to prepare well when you go there. Fan. We have to wash carefully in the water, put on the latest, most beautiful and best-looking clothes, and then go there together. We can’t quarrel on the way. If Grandpa Tree thinks that we have a bad relationship, he won’t give us the fetal fruit. .At that time, Grandpa Tree will give us some difficult problems, and finally give us a fetal fruit according to our performance. Most of the time, we will give one. I heard that there is a pair of lucky couples who got five fetal fruits at once. Five. "
Except for the rat orcs, who can give birth to five in one birth.I can't even imagine it.
When Guo Zian heard the gap between the two sides, his inner feelings were quickly distorted.
I can't blame Bai Shanjun for taking him to meet his parents without telling him in advance.Bai Shanjun said that his parents only said a few words, and when he talked about Grandpa Shu, he said a lot.
The cultures of the two worlds are different, and everyone's ideas are naturally different.
In ancient times, women should obey the three virtues and the four virtues, and women who lost their virginity could only throw themselves into the river or become aunts.
In modern society, we keep saying that women are free and liberated, but there are still many men who dream of marrying a silly, sweet, pure and virtuous wife and go home to be slaves.
This primitive society is obviously another attitude.Male orcs don't care about chastity at all, they don't need females to bring dowry to male orcs' families, as long as females can give birth to children, take care of children, and cook some delicious food, that's enough.
In such a big environment, seeing your parents is an important thing.The parents have to have at least seven or eight days a month to witness the child's new partner.As long as the female gives birth smoothly, she can give birth to twenty or thirty children before losing her ability to reproduce.
It's just that this is a primitive society, and the high death rate is also a serious problem that cannot be avoided.
"Zi'an thinks... when will you go see Grandpa Shu with me?" Bai Dahu asked cautiously.
Guo Zi'an: "..."
Just got a partner, this guy wants kids?
Sensing Guo Zi'an's hesitation for a moment, Bai Dahu immediately changed the subject, "Let's put the matter of Grandpa Shu aside first, let's let it go first. What shall we have for dinner tonight?"
The subject turned very bluntly.
Guo Zi'an sighed, and simply lay down on Bai Dahu's head, "Tell me about the fetal fruit again. Can we take the fetal fruit back and plant it in the soil?"
It doesn't sound like a lot of trouble, and he doesn't seem to resent this kind of behavior of getting a child.
What he wants is a child, and he doesn't need to have any intimacy with Bai Shanjun.There is really no need to refuse.
"Yes. But it has to be planted for ten months. The closer to the parents during the period, the better. After the baby is born, there is still a long period of infancy, and it has to be taken care of every day, every day. There was a female who was annoyed by this fetal fruit before. The child was thrown to the priest's grandfather. The priest took care of it for a while, and then sent it back, saying that he would rather take care of the injured than take care of the child of Taiguo."
After thinking about it, Bai Dahu added: "If the fetal fruit is well taken care of, it is no worse than natural birth. But the difficulty is too high."
No wonder everyone wants to find a woman to be the mother of their children.It's a woman who is pregnant in October, and the child born after walking through the gate of hell will be slapped a few times.Those children who come out of fetal fruit will only get less maternal love.
Even if the priest knows that ordinary men don't have that much patience to take care of their children, they can't tell the truth and reduce the fertility rate.The fetal fruit children who happen to be not properly cared for are average in all aspects, so they say that naturally conceived children are better, and encourage the orcs to find women to reproduce to ensure the stability of the group.
"Then... let's go and have a look in winter." Guo Zi'an said.
If he hadn't taken care of Bai Zhentian and Bai Yuehua, he wouldn't dare to say such a thing.But after trying it, and knowing that taking care of children is not something he rejects, Guo Zian thinks he can give it a try.
Moreover, Guo Zi'an really wanted a child.He had even had sexual thoughts before.
He doesn't think he can't give his children happiness.His powers have become stronger, and he can better protect the children.
"Great." Bai Dahu jumped up happily.
Guo Zi'an was thrown from the head, and the whole person was thrown into the air.
Seeing Bai Dahu's eyes, Guo Zi'an felt at ease, and in the next second, he was caught by Bai Shanjun who had transformed back into a human form.
Bai Shanjun hugged him in the posture of a princess, and jumped on the branches.
This appearance is really not very romantic, after all, Bai Shanjun has no clothes on.
"I'm going to be a father. I'll be a father soon." Bai Shanjun said happily.
Guo Zi'an: "..."
I didn't even get the fetal fruit, so I became a woolen father.
Later, Bai Shan, who was walking birds in the forest, was forcibly photographed by Guo Zi'an as a white tiger.
After running for nearly two hours, Bai Dahu finally returned to the wooden house in the dark.
Although Guo Zi'an was very tired, he couldn't wait to taste the white rice when he got it.He sent Bai Shanjun to cut the meat. Tonight, he continued to make Korean barbecue. The meat was cut into slices, so that it would be cooked faster, and he would not have to wait too long.
Guo Zi'an opened the bag and studied how to cook Shenli.
He first put the god grains into the pot, added water, washed the rice, and found that the god grains were very grateful, and the water was almost clear.
Guo Zian thought to himself, could it be that this god grain has been washed by the priest grandfather in advance?That's why it's so clean.
Guo Zi'an felt uneasy, so he asked: "How did you cook the god grains before? What kind of taste did you cook?"
Bai Shanjun stood aside, holding a piece of pork in his hand, and cut out even thin slices neatly.Some pork slices are thicker and some are so thin that they can be rolled.The same piece of meat, Bai Shanjun can cut several thicknesses, so that you can have different tastes when grilling.
In terms of knife skills, Guo Zi'an is indeed not as talented as Bai Shanjun.It's a pity that there is no good knife making technology in this world, and the knives brought by Guo Zi'an will always wear out to the point of being unusable one day.
When Bai Shanjun spoke, he didn't stop the kitchen knife in his hand, "Put the god grains in the fire and roast them very black. Then give them to us to eat, just like eating charcoal."
Guo Zi'an: "..."
Putting it in the fire and roasting it like this, not to mention the rice, even the dragon meat can be turned into charcoal.
"Didn't you boil it in water?" Guo Zian asked suspiciously.
"Yes. But it's very hard, like eating sand." Bai Shanjun immediately shook his head when he remembered the taste.A person with such good teeth would feel uncomfortable eating the god grains, not to mention other children with bad teeth, who only think that the god grains are the worst food in the world.
"It's not cooked." Guo Zian had a general understanding.
Anyway, so many people have tested it, which can prove that the God Granules are not poisonous.It's just that there is something wrong with it, so it will not taste good.
He first cooked a meal normally to see the effect.
Half an hour later, Guo Zi'an finally tasted a mouthful of rice from another world.
He chewed, then spat out the contents of his mouth.
Bai Shanjun looked at Guo Zi'an with concern.
Guo Zi'an sighed, "The grains in this world are actually white."
He just ate a mouthful of chaff.The chaff is thicker, but inside is already soft rice.The taste is really indescribable.
He should know that the priests know how to remove the shells, so why can't they cook soft and delicious white rice.
It turns out that the grains in this world are white, thin and pointed, and if you don't look carefully, they look the same as large white rice with husks removed.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-01-1021:27:59~2021-01-1022:51:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Aries or Pisces;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
Guo Zi'an lay on the back of the giant white tiger, feeling very complicated in his heart.
He actually felt a little cheated into the marriage, because today's scene was different from his ideal wedding.But there is no such thing as a wedding in this world.The male does the courtship dance, the female accepts what the male has, and the two make it.And Guo Zi'an has known about this for a long time, not just today, it's just that Baishan has turned into a tiger shape, and Guo Zi'an has been so cute that he has forgotten it.
There is no divorce cooling-off period in this world. As long as the female does not like it and wants to divorce, even if the male in the main palace does not agree, but as long as the female is willing, other males can join in the fight.Unless the main male is very powerful, it's hard to say who will win in the end.
After thinking about it, Guo Zian understood the reason why he felt uncomfortable.
Because of Bai Shanjun's parents.
If Bai Shanjun didn't call his parents, but Yuan Jinyu and Bai Zhentian were happy and happy, even if Guo Zi'an was covered with a wreath, he wouldn't think there was any problem.But today, Bai Shan has called his parents, and in Guo Zi'an's mind, parents are roles with different meanings.
He stopped Bai Dahu, climbed onto Bai Dahu's head, and asked in Bai Dahu's ear, "Why did you bring your parents over for dinner today?"
Although he hadn't received an answer yet, sitting on top of Bai Dahu's head and looking at the different scenery around him, Guo Zi'an actually had a new feeling, a sense of relief and comfort.
Surrounded by forests, there is a lake not far away, sparkling, reflecting the setting sun and sunset.
Sometimes, discomfort is just staying on a certain level. As long as you jump out of that depressive level and see a bigger world, you will not feel depressed.
"What's wrong with my parents?" Bai Dahu was puzzled, he really wanted to look up at Guo Zi'an's expression, but he was afraid that if he raised his head, Guo Zi'an would fall down.
Guo Zi'an tapped Bai Dahu's head, telling Bai Dahu not to move, "In our side, seeing your parents is a more important thing, you have to tell me first."
"So that's how it is. Then I'll tell you next time." Bai Dahu raised his footsteps and walked forward slowly.
His body is huge, taller than the trees around him, and when he walks, he will break the branches and forcefully make a path.
Guo Zi'an sat on Bai Dahu's head, feeling like he was slowly moving forward in the sea of trees.
"On our side, it's only important to see Grandpa Shu." Bai Dahu's voice was full of unspeakable expectations.Even meeting the priests of the clan is not as cautious as meeting Grandpa Shu.
Bai Dahu continued to explain: "My parents have their own children. I usually have more people with the hunting team, but the hunting team is going out to hunt. If I can't invite them, I invite my parents to gather the number of people."
Guo Zi'an: "..."
Parents are here to make up the number of people, I really don't know how to answer this question.
"I, I want to give you a surprise. You know that there are people next to me, and I will not dance so well." Bai Dahu doesn't think parents are such an important role.In his eyes, his courtship dance is the important thing.
Guo Zi'an didn't hesitate, but asked, "Grandpa Shu?"
It sounds like a... vegetable.
"Yeah. Grandpa Shu is in the depths of the forest. We go there to pick the fetuses of our babies." Seeing that Guo Zi'an was interested, Bai Dahu poured out a bunch of words like beans, "Be sure to prepare well when you go there. Fan. We have to wash carefully in the water, put on the latest, most beautiful and best-looking clothes, and then go there together. We can’t quarrel on the way. If Grandpa Tree thinks that we have a bad relationship, he won’t give us the fetal fruit. .At that time, Grandpa Tree will give us some difficult problems, and finally give us a fetal fruit according to our performance. Most of the time, we will give one. I heard that there is a pair of lucky couples who got five fetal fruits at once. Five. "
Except for the rat orcs, who can give birth to five in one birth.I can't even imagine it.
When Guo Zian heard the gap between the two sides, his inner feelings were quickly distorted.
I can't blame Bai Shanjun for taking him to meet his parents without telling him in advance.Bai Shanjun said that his parents only said a few words, and when he talked about Grandpa Shu, he said a lot.
The cultures of the two worlds are different, and everyone's ideas are naturally different.
In ancient times, women should obey the three virtues and the four virtues, and women who lost their virginity could only throw themselves into the river or become aunts.
In modern society, we keep saying that women are free and liberated, but there are still many men who dream of marrying a silly, sweet, pure and virtuous wife and go home to be slaves.
This primitive society is obviously another attitude.Male orcs don't care about chastity at all, they don't need females to bring dowry to male orcs' families, as long as females can give birth to children, take care of children, and cook some delicious food, that's enough.
In such a big environment, seeing your parents is an important thing.The parents have to have at least seven or eight days a month to witness the child's new partner.As long as the female gives birth smoothly, she can give birth to twenty or thirty children before losing her ability to reproduce.
It's just that this is a primitive society, and the high death rate is also a serious problem that cannot be avoided.
"Zi'an thinks... when will you go see Grandpa Shu with me?" Bai Dahu asked cautiously.
Guo Zi'an: "..."
Just got a partner, this guy wants kids?
Sensing Guo Zi'an's hesitation for a moment, Bai Dahu immediately changed the subject, "Let's put the matter of Grandpa Shu aside first, let's let it go first. What shall we have for dinner tonight?"
The subject turned very bluntly.
Guo Zi'an sighed, and simply lay down on Bai Dahu's head, "Tell me about the fetal fruit again. Can we take the fetal fruit back and plant it in the soil?"
It doesn't sound like a lot of trouble, and he doesn't seem to resent this kind of behavior of getting a child.
What he wants is a child, and he doesn't need to have any intimacy with Bai Shanjun.There is really no need to refuse.
"Yes. But it has to be planted for ten months. The closer to the parents during the period, the better. After the baby is born, there is still a long period of infancy, and it has to be taken care of every day, every day. There was a female who was annoyed by this fetal fruit before. The child was thrown to the priest's grandfather. The priest took care of it for a while, and then sent it back, saying that he would rather take care of the injured than take care of the child of Taiguo."
After thinking about it, Bai Dahu added: "If the fetal fruit is well taken care of, it is no worse than natural birth. But the difficulty is too high."
No wonder everyone wants to find a woman to be the mother of their children.It's a woman who is pregnant in October, and the child born after walking through the gate of hell will be slapped a few times.Those children who come out of fetal fruit will only get less maternal love.
Even if the priest knows that ordinary men don't have that much patience to take care of their children, they can't tell the truth and reduce the fertility rate.The fetal fruit children who happen to be not properly cared for are average in all aspects, so they say that naturally conceived children are better, and encourage the orcs to find women to reproduce to ensure the stability of the group.
"Then... let's go and have a look in winter." Guo Zi'an said.
If he hadn't taken care of Bai Zhentian and Bai Yuehua, he wouldn't dare to say such a thing.But after trying it, and knowing that taking care of children is not something he rejects, Guo Zian thinks he can give it a try.
Moreover, Guo Zi'an really wanted a child.He had even had sexual thoughts before.
He doesn't think he can't give his children happiness.His powers have become stronger, and he can better protect the children.
"Great." Bai Dahu jumped up happily.
Guo Zi'an was thrown from the head, and the whole person was thrown into the air.
Seeing Bai Dahu's eyes, Guo Zi'an felt at ease, and in the next second, he was caught by Bai Shanjun who had transformed back into a human form.
Bai Shanjun hugged him in the posture of a princess, and jumped on the branches.
This appearance is really not very romantic, after all, Bai Shanjun has no clothes on.
"I'm going to be a father. I'll be a father soon." Bai Shanjun said happily.
Guo Zi'an: "..."
I didn't even get the fetal fruit, so I became a woolen father.
Later, Bai Shan, who was walking birds in the forest, was forcibly photographed by Guo Zi'an as a white tiger.
After running for nearly two hours, Bai Dahu finally returned to the wooden house in the dark.
Although Guo Zi'an was very tired, he couldn't wait to taste the white rice when he got it.He sent Bai Shanjun to cut the meat. Tonight, he continued to make Korean barbecue. The meat was cut into slices, so that it would be cooked faster, and he would not have to wait too long.
Guo Zi'an opened the bag and studied how to cook Shenli.
He first put the god grains into the pot, added water, washed the rice, and found that the god grains were very grateful, and the water was almost clear.
Guo Zian thought to himself, could it be that this god grain has been washed by the priest grandfather in advance?That's why it's so clean.
Guo Zi'an felt uneasy, so he asked: "How did you cook the god grains before? What kind of taste did you cook?"
Bai Shanjun stood aside, holding a piece of pork in his hand, and cut out even thin slices neatly.Some pork slices are thicker and some are so thin that they can be rolled.The same piece of meat, Bai Shanjun can cut several thicknesses, so that you can have different tastes when grilling.
In terms of knife skills, Guo Zi'an is indeed not as talented as Bai Shanjun.It's a pity that there is no good knife making technology in this world, and the knives brought by Guo Zi'an will always wear out to the point of being unusable one day.
When Bai Shanjun spoke, he didn't stop the kitchen knife in his hand, "Put the god grains in the fire and roast them very black. Then give them to us to eat, just like eating charcoal."
Guo Zi'an: "..."
Putting it in the fire and roasting it like this, not to mention the rice, even the dragon meat can be turned into charcoal.
"Didn't you boil it in water?" Guo Zian asked suspiciously.
"Yes. But it's very hard, like eating sand." Bai Shanjun immediately shook his head when he remembered the taste.A person with such good teeth would feel uncomfortable eating the god grains, not to mention other children with bad teeth, who only think that the god grains are the worst food in the world.
"It's not cooked." Guo Zian had a general understanding.
Anyway, so many people have tested it, which can prove that the God Granules are not poisonous.It's just that there is something wrong with it, so it will not taste good.
He first cooked a meal normally to see the effect.
Half an hour later, Guo Zi'an finally tasted a mouthful of rice from another world.
He chewed, then spat out the contents of his mouth.
Bai Shanjun looked at Guo Zi'an with concern.
Guo Zi'an sighed, "The grains in this world are actually white."
He just ate a mouthful of chaff.The chaff is thicker, but inside is already soft rice.The taste is really indescribable.
He should know that the priests know how to remove the shells, so why can't they cook soft and delicious white rice.
It turns out that the grains in this world are white, thin and pointed, and if you don't look carefully, they look the same as large white rice with husks removed.
作者有话要说:感谢在2021-01-1021:27:59~2021-01-1022:51:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 5 bottles of Aries or Pisces;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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