Special Case Files of Rebirth

This is after Lu Xiaogong and Guan Xiaoshou reconciled——

Wen Jinghan leaned against the door of the office and said, "Today is the Lantern Festival, there are no cases recently, everyone should go back early for the festival."

"Long live!" The crowd cheered, quickly packed up their outfits, and disappeared without a trace.

"Are you still leaving?" Seeing that Guan Jin was still sitting in the chair, Wen Jinghan asked.

"I have to settle for lunch when I go back, so I decided to have lunch before leaving." Guan Jin got up and stretched, turned off the computer and prepared to go to the restaurant.

"There are glutinous rice balls at noon, I want to eat sesame seeds!"

"Auntie, I'll have a share too!"

Several young policemen crowded together at a window and shouted.

Guan Jin passed by with a set plate and glanced casually.sweet dumpling?Is this round thing really edible?It looks like a ping pong ball... Guan Jin, who has never experienced the Lantern Festival, is wary of the festival's food.

The policewoman next to her was carefully biting the glutinous rice balls, pulled her chopsticks, and a sticky string of glutinous rice came out of her mouth. While pulling her mouth, she yelled, "Aww, it's so hot!"

...Guan Jin further developed a sense of distance from this unscientific food.

Back home, Lu Yunyang hasn't come back yet.Guan Jin took a shower, nestled on the sofa and began to watch Conan happily.

After an unknown amount of time, there was a knock at the door, and Lu Yunyang went home with some food.

"Nuo Nuo, have you behaved well today?"

Waxy? !what is this?

Guan Jin blinked.

Lu Yunyang put the things on the dining table, walked to the sofa, hugged Guan Jin into his arms, rubbed him, kissed his forehead, and said dotingly: "My Nunuuo is so soft."

……

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Are you out of your mind?Guan Jin didn't know what kind of tricks Lu Yunyang was going to make, so he had no choice but to stay the same.

But, why is it so difficult to move the body?Why is Lu Yunyang so tall today?Guan Jin looked down, his eyeballs almost fell out.

Is this white, chubby body his own body?When did I become so fat!And the physique seems to be more than a circle smaller!Guan Jin broke free from Lu Yunyang, staggered to the front of the mirror: there was a white, round little fat man with a steamed bun face and apricot eyes, no matter how you looked at it, he looked like a glutinous rice ball orz Lu Yunyang took out something from behind: "Give it to me." Yours, I thought it was too suitable for you the first time I saw it." After finishing speaking, she put a white, furry home clothes on Guan Jin.

What kind of clothes is this? It even has a hat with ears!

"You are so cute, I want you to eat you up in one bite." Lu Yunyang hugged him whole, "Peel off the outer skin like glutinous rice balls, revealing the soft, sweet, warm heart inside..." So, while he was talking, he began to pick skins.

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

"The murderer—it's you!" Guan Jin panted heavily and sat up from the sofa, while Conan on TV was in a reasoning show.

Fuck, how could I have such a dream!It's so exciting, it's really because you've watched too many Japanese anime?

When Lu Yunyang returned home, when he opened the door, he saw Guan Jin sitting on the sofa looking at the system and morality...

"Why are you so concerned about people's livelihood today?" Lu Yunyang changed his shoes, put the bag in his hand on the dining table, and walked towards Guan Jin with a smile.

This scene is so familiar, is there any!

"You?" Guan Jin was confused, "You didn't buy anything strange, did you?"

"Strange thing?" Lu Yunyang thought about it seriously, "It should be nothing but glutinous rice balls."

This is the weirdest!

"That kind of thing is sticky, what's there to eat?" Guan Jin looked wary.

"How do you know it's not good if you haven't eaten it? The chef in my eldest brother's house made it himself. He is a master at making Chinese dim sum." Lu Yunyang walked into the kitchen, washed his hands, and began to prepare the festive feast.

"Do you want me to help?" Guan Jin looked at him from the door.

"You go and take out the red wine and the cup. Then just wait and eat." Lu Yunyang smiled fondly.

Guan Jin trembled, silently looking for wine.Why does that ominous premonition always linger...

After the delicious meal, Guan Jin patted his stomach in satisfaction: "That's right, technology has improved recently, let's make persistent efforts."

"Follow the order." Lu Yunyang stood up, "The glutinous rice balls should be cooked."

Guan Jin immediately changed from being lazy to tense all over: "How can I eat?"

"Just treat it as dessert, just eat one or two. Today is the Lantern Festival." Lu Yunyang came out with a bowl of glutinous rice balls, "Try it. Osmanthus filling is very special, but it's hot inside, slow down eat."

Guan Jin looked at him, reluctantly picked up the chopsticks, and poked one of them.

"Is it glutinous?"

Nuo your sister... Guan Jin expressed his indignation at this word, then poked a glutinous rice ball to his mouth, and carefully took a bite.

The glutinous rice skin is soft and elastic, and it is really hot inside, but the taste is very good. The scent of osmanthus spreads from the tip of the tongue, and it is sweet.

"It's delicious." Lu Yunyang said in an affirmative tone.

"Let's make do with it." Guan Jin made do with a big bowl of glutinous rice balls.

"I'm really full. I just went out to watch the Lantern Festival and digest it." Lu Yunyang dragged someone who was becoming more and more lazy downstairs.

"What's so good about the lights..."

There were so many people at the Lantern Festival, Guan Jin ate candied haws and carried a paper lantern in one hand, struggling to move forward in the crowd.

"The lantern is flat." Guan Jin's mouth twitched.

"It's okay, I'll buy a new one when I go out." Lu Yunyang didn't care at all, and tried his best to pull him into his arms.It's really an excellent place to promote feelings~

"You did it on purpose, you spared no effort to eat tofu, you are not childish!" Guan Jin saw through his intention.

Lu Yunyang grinned without hesitation: "People who fall in love should not talk to him about reason and maturity."

There was another crowd.

Lu Yunyang: o(≧v≦)o~

Guan Jin: (#‵′)convex

"Look, there are lantern riddles." Lu Yunyang resolutely diverted his attention to prevent the flames of war from spreading.

Guan Jin was really fooled, and immediately squeezed over to see what happened.

Many revolving doors were filled with crossword puzzles, and many people were whispering to each other, bursting out voices like "Yes, you are amazing!", "Damn, this is too cheating" from time to time.

Guan Jin leaned in front of a modern lantern riddle: "A group of ducks having a meeting?"

"It's not a brain teaser, it's really unconventional." Lu Yunyang commented.

Guan Jin ignored him, frowning and thinking hard about the answer, as if he couldn't figure it out and vowed not to leave.

"Do you have any answers?" Lu Yunyang was not in a hurry, he just stood aside and waited for him.

"...The staff meeting of the Cowherd's shop?"

"Puff haha, honey, you are so cute." Lu Yunyang couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Smile! Guess if you have the ability!" Guan Jin felt that his self-esteem had been hurt.

"Well, it's an anagram of reverse thinking. A meeting of a group of ducks is naturally 'nonsense (chicken) talk'."

"...There are no fish, no elephants, no giraffes! Why do you only say there are no chickens?" Guan Jin argues with an academically rigorous attitude in order to save face.

"If you say that, it's not unreasonable. But this is the only word that fits in the idiom." Seeing Guan Jin's eyebrows gradually raised, "However, it is indeed a riddle full of loopholes, and the standard is too low."

That's more or less, hum.

Guan Jin didn't realize at all that his awkwardness and arrogance were getting more and more out of order, and the latter took pleasure in it, letting it go, and even adding fuel to the flames.

"It's only one word?" Guan Jin looked down carefully, his face turned dark.

"Good?" Lu Yunyang also saw it.

Guan Jin was very sensitive to such words today, and immediately said with disdain: "What is this? Answer an idiom?"

Lu Yunyang looked at it carefully: "A word should start from the shape...I know."

"what?"

"Take advantage of people's unpreparedness. Remove the word "人" from the word "Cheng", and I think there is only this word."

Damn, is it a foreigner who bullied me?

Looking at the answer, Lu Yunyang guessed right.Guan Jin generously "rewarded" him to buy two more lanterns, and took them home to relieve himself.

"I'm exhausted." As soon as Guan Jin got home, he plunged into the bathroom, took another shower, and then threw himself on the bed and rolled himself into a Swiss roll, ready to meet Duke Zhou.

However, as a qualified jealous husband, Lu Yunyang resolutely does not allow his wife to meet other "men". After going to bed, he tries hard to turn the swiss roll into pancakes, and Guan Jin's sandwich is forced to be exposed.

"Can't you be honest for a day?"

"My lover is by my side. If I don't feel anything, I should see a doctor." Lu Yunyang continued to pick up his pajamas.

Guan Jin stretched out his foot and kicked him, "Let me be on top."

"Riding? I like it."

"Fuck off!"

The two entangled on the bed for a while, Lu Yunyang raised his head and looked at the unwilling person under him, "How about this, let's guess a riddle, if you get the answer right, I will follow the meaning of the answer, if you get the wrong answer, How about you just do it?"

Guan Jin looked at him vigilantly: "You must be plotting against me again, no need to explain."

"Then are you going to be fooled?" Lu Yunyang lowered his head and sucked on his neck.

Guan Jin trembled slightly: "Who is afraid of whom!"

"I just saw at the lantern riddle meeting that the eight brothers watched the moon together and answered one word."

Since it is a trap, it must have something to do with Lu Yunyang's purpose tonight. Since it is his purpose, it is to suppress me.Pressed?This is two words.pressure?It seems that the object is reversed.Eight brothers watching the moon...why does it sound so heavy...what am I thinking!

"It's been so long, do you have an answer? Don't use this as an excuse to delay time."

"Who delayed the time... I don't know if you are satisfied!" Guan Jin turned his face arrogantly.

"Since you admit defeat, then you do it."

"What?" He shrank back.

"Eight brothers watch the moon, of course it's - take off."

... "Lu Yunyang, you are the most shameless one, bar none!"

"I am over-flattered."

"Hey, you didn't draw the curtains."

"Anyway, no one can see it outside, and besides, the moonlight is just right today, let's absorb the moon's brilliance together."

"You are a vixen, you absorb the brilliance, and your brain is sick!"

"It's you, the vixen. You really don't have any self-consciousness at all. Otherwise, why would I want to do it as soon as I see you?"

"That's your problem, hey!"

Lu Yunyang hugged Guan Jin's waist tightly, and bit his lips around the collarbone starting from his neck.The other hand gently penetrated into the warm secret ground, slowly touching it.

"Hmph... don't you have that kind of thing at home? Are you trying to kill me?..." Guan Jin panted lightly, his voice soft.

"Why am I willing?" Lu Yunyang stood up and took out a tube of things from under the pillow, quickly squeezed it into his hands, and then bent down again.

"Where did you come from?!"

"I bought it when I got off work today."

"You said you didn't buy anything strange!"

"Is this strange? This is a must for love."

"Ah... Take it easy, bastard." Guan Jin's body softened.

"Honey, you are really like a glutinous glutinous rice ball today, making people want to bite hard."

"Fuck you!" I hate these two unlucky words!

The big bright moon outside pulled a cloud to block it in front of my eyes.It's really hard to live, people nowadays are so unqualified, they don't even pull the curtains!If you watch too much of this kind of live erotic palace, you will lose your kidneys!