"Sunset Xishan Hong Xiafei, warriors beat horses..."

Guan Jin opened his eyes, brushed his hair with his hands, turned over and rubbed on the pillow twice, and closed his eyes again.

"Praise us for singing well, praise our marksmanship for being number one..."

"..."

Guan Jin sat up angrily, jumped out of the bed, opened the window quickly, and was about to yell at the auntie of the neighborhood committee below who was keen on the military parade: Sunset and sunset early in the morning, why don't you let people sleep!

Just before the sound came out, his peripheral vision caught the alarm clock on the table: 10:20.

...well, it's getting late.

Closed the window in frustration, washed his face casually, brushed his teeth, Guan Jin strolled down to find something to eat.After eating and drinking enough, Guan Jin's mood improved a lot.He hummed softly and walked back slowly.

Passing by a pet store that he had to pass every time he went to and from get off work, Guan Jin glanced casually, and found a small white cage at the door, inside was a fat, creamy white dog, looking at him eagerly with peasy eyes .

...Guan Jin stood still for five seconds, walked over, bent down and looked at the puppy for a while.Then he took out slices of ham from the bag in the convenience store, tore a little and handed it over.

The little dog seemed to sniff, opened his mouth, and swallowed the ham.Guan Jin looked at his wet fingers, rubbed them on the flyer pasted next to him, and then tore off a little more.

When the shop owner noticed that there seemed to be someone squatting at the door for a long time, thinking that business was coming, he rushed out excitedly, only to see the back of Guan Jin leaving.

The shop owner regretted that he didn't act quickly, bowed his head and said to the satisfied puppy: "Oh, look, you have to wait again." After he looked up, he backed away in fright One step almost stepped on the tail of the cat behind.

"Why don't you even make a sound at all, you startled me." The shop owner stroked his beating heart, still with a smile that made him feel at home: "Have you taken a fancy to my chow chow? Let me tell you, this was brought back by me last week. Its blood is pure, and it comes from... You met him at first sight, which is rare." The boss who is good at observing Guan Jin's bright eyes, felt in his heart secretly happy.

In the end, Guan Jin, who was carrying a cage and carrying a bunch of necessary pet "weapons" recommended by the boss to go home, felt that he must have not slept well, and was fooled by the magic voice of the aunt of the neighborhood committee.

Holding the chow chow up to his eyes, Guan Jin "looked affectionately" at it for 2 minutes.Should it be named?By the way, I'm not talking about a cheap name here to make a living, so it's called—Guan Jin glanced around the room, and finally landed on the half-eaten watermelon.

"Okay, from today on you will be called Agua."

Agua: ... can I return the goods QAQ

Wen Jinghan was lying on the bed, shaking his long legs twice, and was playing very hard, playing repeatedly.

The door was opened without warning, and the tall body of the man with green eyes and brown hair almost filled the entire door frame.He looked at the person on the bed who turned back in surprise, gently stroking a gray-blue cat in his hand, and raised the corners of his mouth: "Miss me?"

Wen Jinghan's eyes lit up, and the cat fur in the man's arms exploded.

Wen Jinghan rushed towards the man's arms, snatched the cat and hugged it against his face: "Dumb! I miss me so much! Oh, I'm fat again, let me pinch it~"

The poor British shorthair cat struggled desperately: let me go!You bloody commoner!I am a noble royal nobleman, King Tucker XVI, not some idiot!Sure enough, only a commoner like you can come up with the name of this kind of untouchable, let me go!rude civilians...

The man didn't seem very happy, he even fished the man and the cat into his arms: "You only think about it?"

"I miss you too." It was obviously just a perfunctory incident.

"Have you had dinner? I won't say hello when I come back, and I didn't keep your dinner." Wen Jinghan gave him a glare.

"It's all right, Tom's going to buy dinner."

Tom, one of the men in black at the door, closed the door silently.

"Why did you bring Dumb?"

"Aren't you bored when I go back to China?"

"Well, that's your own baseless guess."

"However, I think Dumb is too fat. Take a look." Wen Jinghan stroked his belly, "It will cause fatty liver if it continues like this, so let's not give him dinner today."

Dumb: Vicious civilians!Noble master, how can you be deceived by his superficial face, and throw him away as you have done to those before.

The man thought for a while: "Alright, I might as well just feed it one meal tomorrow."

Dumb: ...Master, you can't do this...

Awakened by knocking on the door early in the morning, Guan Jin walked to the door with a murderous look, opened the door majesticly and prepared to kill.

"Signature breakfast at Sea View Hotel." Lu Yunyang raised the breakfast box in his hand, showing a smile brighter than the morning sun.

Guan Jin stared at him in silence for three seconds, then slammed the door shut.

Half an hour later, Guan Jin, who had returned to normal, opened the door again. Lu Yunyang was leaning against the wall on the phone, and seemed to be in a happy mood.

"Why are you still here?"

"I never do things halfway." Lu Yunyang hung up the phone and went into the room with breakfast.

"Heat it up, it's getting cold."

Guan Jin took it and threw it into the microwave.

"Hey, hey! That box can't be microwaved directly." Lu Yunyang quickly stopped him, took out the box by himself, found a plate to pour out the food, and then put it in the microwave.

Like Uncle Guan Jin, he leaned lazily on his chair and waited for the breakfast to come out.

"What are you doing here today?"

"Passing by, I want to see you."

"Didn't we just meet at the police station yesterday?"

"I haven't seen you for a day, it's like every three autumns."

Lu Yunyang's eyes shot around the room without any trace.Suddenly, a small thing that probed the brain appeared at the door of the bedroom.

Lu Yunyang narrowed his eyes, walked over and picked it up: "Is this the new mouth you added?"

"Ah?" Guan Jin, who was feasting, didn't hear clearly at all.

"It's nothing, this puppy is very cute." Lu Yunyang smiled briskly, "Do you have a name?"

"Agua."

Lu Yunyang: "...is that melon I thought of?"

"Which one do you think of?"

"Winter melon?"

"Why not watermelon?"

"For it, is there any difference?" Lu Yunyang touched the poor little guy.

"The difference is, if I raise another one someday, will it be called Adong or Axi?"

Lu Yunyang and Agua: ...you better stop raising them.

"You like animals?" Lu Yunyang was a little surprised.

Guan Jin shook his head: "I don't know, let's keep it for fun anyway."

Lu Yunyang is deeply worried about Agua's future.

I like animals, and I can kill even the same kind without hesitation, let alone a different kind?Guan Jin now wonders if he raises a dog to fatten up the stewed dog meat.

In this way, Lu Yunyang stayed at Guan Jin's house for various reasons, discussing with him about raising dogs, cats, and children.

"You have a child?" Guan Jin looked at him in surprise.

"No."

"Then what kind of expert are you pretending to be?"

"I don't have a mental disorder, but I can still treat people with mental disorders." Lu Yunyang was confident.

Guan Jin was defeated again.

Until noon, Lu Yunyang discovered that Guan Jin's house actually had a bottle of vintage red wine, so he used this as an excuse to stay at his house for lunch.

"Look at this man yelling so hysterically, the veins on his face are bursting out, will the capillary rupture?" Guan Jin commented on the male lead on TV.

"It's probably broken, look how red his face is."

"Why do you keep using parallel sentences? Do normal people speak like this?"

"That's why they only appear on TV."

Maybe it was drinking a little too much, maybe eating a little too much, maybe the TV was too boring, the two of them fell asleep watching the TV series after two o'clock.

After an unknown amount of time, Guan Jin, who was awakened by the problem he had to solve, struggled up from the sofa and walked to the bathroom.When he came back to lie on the sofa and found a comfortable position on the warm cushion to continue sleeping, he suddenly felt that the cushion was a little... squeaky.

He got up and rubbed his eyes, the "cushion" behind him was fast asleep, and he was nestled in his arms.

Click!Guan Jin was split and burnt on the outside!He jumped up, rushed into the bedroom with the curtains still drawn, slammed the door, panting in panic in the dark.

I used to wake up when someone approached me when I slept, but now I sleep much more deeply, but the original alertness is still there.When Agua first arrived, it would wake up by humming at night, so Agua was directly forbidden to enter the bedroom at night.But now, in broad daylight, he was sleeping next to someone else in a daze, without even noticing when he got up.Guan Jin was frightened, his safety zone was violated, and he began to become restless and irritable like an animal with nowhere to hide.

This man is a threat, kill him?How to destroy corpses?Dismember?Guan Jin went on a rampage without responsibility again...

Lu Yunyang outside the house had already opened his eyes, and he felt a little regretful looking at his chest that had lost its heat.

Just thinking about how to make Lu Yunyang disappear from the world, Guan Jin suddenly thought of a fact: he actually fell asleep in the arms of a man like a little bird... Ouch! Kill him! ! !

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