bodhisattva is busy

"Bodhisattva, Bodhisattva, something is wrong!"

The Shancai boy ran in with a startled shout. Luo Fan was very used to the bluffing character of his own boy, so he calmly ignored it. The hand holding the cinnabar pen didn't even stop, and continued to move on the barrier. Scribbled and changed, there is no intention of paying attention to it.

Boy Shancai is obviously also very used to the calm and calm performance of the Bodhisattva he serves. In fact, Guanyin Bodhisattva is actually quite kind, with a benevolent and compassionate smile on his face all the time.

That smile is the true biography of the Tathagata Buddha, plus he is good-looking and has a very elegant temperament. Therefore, in the realm of Buddhism, Luo Fan can definitely be called the idol in the hearts of many disciples. A long time ago, there was a long Jin Chanzi, who also has a pretty face, keeps pace with him. Jin Chanzi also went down to the world 500 years ago, leaving Luo Fan alone, with countless fans.

But recently, to be precise, since about half a month ago, this very kind Bodhisattva gradually revealed his true nature and became indifferent. Of course, Xiao Shancai, a die-hard fan of Luo Fan, would not think so, he He just sighed and sighed: Bodhisattva must have been over-stimulated!

There is no way, why is there always a piece of gossip circulating in the heavens recently: It is said that Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian is going to the heaven to be a judicial god!

At the beginning, no one believed this gossip, and all the gods sneered when they heard it, and shook their hands and said firmly: This is impossible!

This news is indeed unreliable. Regardless of what kind of official this unheard of judicial god is, no one in the three realms knows that Erlang God Yang Jian does not wait to see the Emperor of Heaven. impossible.

But then, the second piece of gossip was freshly released: Do you know why Erlang God is willing to let go of his hatred and take up a post in the Heavenly Court?Just to get closer, closer, and closer to the goddess Chang'e Fairy in my heart!

After the gods listened, they calmly held tea knowingly: This is not as reliable as the first one.

Those who didn't know it suddenly realized: Sure enough, a hero is saddened by a beauty.

Boy Shancai is obviously between knowing and not knowing. He vaguely knows the basic relationship between Dian Bodhisattva and Erlang God. Why are they always inseparable? So he saw it, but he didn't know anything about it, and he didn't know that the relationship between his family's Bodhisattva and Erlang God was stronger than gold, so he decisively came up with the most bloody version: Erlang God began to be chaotic and finally abandoned, and Guanyin Bodhisattva was sad.

Forget it, what made him even more indignant was that, in order to prevent the old lover from coming out to make trouble, Erlang God actually made a barrier to lock up the Bodhisattva!This is a piece of shit!

The boy Shancai approached, and first saluted respectfully. Luo Fan concentrated on tinkering with the enchantment, and waved his hand casually to signal him to get up.Then Shancai Boy stood up and gave Luo Fan a deep look, his eyes were full of sympathy, compassion, anger and distress.

Luo Fan turned his back to him and didn't see it, but he has always been sensitive, and his scalp was still numb from this look. He somehow felt like he was being targeted by a pervert. When he looked back, he saw Xiao Shancai's watery face. innocent little eyes.

Illusion... Luo Fan shrugged his nose, yawned and lowered his head to continue working.

Boy Shancai looked at Luo Fan's drooping eyelids, the long eyelashes fluttering like butterfly wings, with tears hanging faintly, his half-covered eyes were foggy, it was really cute, and he was angry immediately Heartbroken, he quietly clenched his fists, and secretly decided in his heart: Don't worry, Bodhisattva, even if you still can't break the barrier after half a month, we will definitely call people to the heaven to make trouble, and we will never let the heartless man get his wish!

Luo Fan yawned again, rubbing the physiological tears in the corners of his eyes, wondering why he always felt a thorn in his back today?

Boy Shancai realized that the Bodhisattva was crying, hey, the Bodhisattva had to turn his mind away from Erlang God, so he began to tell the unfinished news when he just came in with a serious face: " Bodhisattva, something serious happened, that Monkey King was driven away by Tang Seng! It's over now, he definitely won't be able to go to the West Paradise!"

Luo Fan listened with no interest, gave a perfunctory "um", and kept writing, thinking: labor and management have already known about it, and they watched the live broadcast version.

The Shancai boy continued his efforts: "Bodhisattva, Tang Monk will not come if he doesn't come. The Buddha will be furious. You see, how about...let's go and persuade that hairy monkey. It doesn't work if others persuade it, it will definitely listen to you."

The corner of Luo Fan's mouth twitched: Don't make it sound like Laozi is having an affair with Brother Monkey!

"Don't go, don't worry about them." Luo Fan said casually, Tathagata is reluctant to let the golden cicada die, and now his own affairs have not been resolved. The so-called mud Buddha crossing the river, he really has no time to spare, let them go. He is too lazy to participate.

Boy Shancai didn't quite give up, and persuaded again with a mournful face: "Bodhisattva... If something happens to Monk Tang... The Buddha will never let you go, and he won't let me go... Bodhisattva, look... He pointed out the stakes, stopped talking in a timely manner, and looked at Luo Fan expectantly.

Indeed, if something happened to Tang Seng, Tathagata would definitely make trouble for him, so he reluctantly nodded: "Okay."

Boy Shancai thought that he had finally succeeded in convincing the Bodhisattva, and was overjoyed, so he heard Luo Fan say, "It's a pity that I can't get out now, this barrier is a bit troublesome."

The boy Shancai frowned, and wiped his sweat quietly, he almost forgot about the enchantment.

Luo Fan looked up at his embarrassing and embarrassing expression, and smiled inwardly, teasing the little apprentice is really fun, Xiao Shancai is not as cunning as the two golden-haired boys, it is very interesting to play, and then continued: "Little Shancai, you and Longnu can help me look after them, just pay attention to Tang Seng's safety, Sun Wukong doesn't care about him, he will go back sooner or later." After a pause, he curled his lips with a half-smile: "His heart, sooner or later It is no longer on Huaguo Mountain."

"...Yes." Boy Shancai replied wearily, bowed his head in annoyance and retreated. The plan failed, and he had to go with the most unsuitable dragon girl.

Half a month, a full fifteen days, Yang Jian hasn't appeared since he woke up that day. Luo Fan has been very calm from the initial worry and anxiety to the violent rage and now calmly.

Daoist Yuding often comes here, and he doesn't stay long after he comes. He usually just taunts Luo Fan and then reveals some news about Yang Jian without any trace. Seeing the real person in Yuding, he got angry and wanted to kick the old fox away, but he was afraid that the news would be cut off, so he had to give up.

Sighing, Luo Fan restrained his thoughts, stared at the corner of the enchantment intently, carefully took a cinnabar pen and revised two strokes on the rune pattern, and smiled with satisfaction, it was almost there, just opening a small mouth would be enough up.

He looked up at the boundless sky, wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, grinned, and shouted arrogantly: "Yang Jian, wait for Laozi!"

After venting his emotions, he buried his head and continued to struggle, his eyes were so eager that they could burn through the barrier.

Shancai boy and Longnu were preparing to go out noisyly, when they heard Luo Fan's voice, the two boys who were arguing looked at each other, shook their heads together, and sighed helplessly: Bodhisattva, you haven't given up yet.

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The yellow-robed monster is a big monster, a real big monster. Not only is it powerful in fighting, but more importantly: there are people in the sky!

So all kinds of unscrupulous, so all kinds of burning, killing and looting.

Burning thatched cottages on the mountain, killing passing bandits, robbing the people of surplus food, and plundering the king's daughter, it can be said that he has experienced everything.

Then one day, the legendary Tang Seng walked by his site, without further ado, he asked the younger brothers to tie him back first—he was not interested in the several major effects of Tang Seng meat, of course, he was also skeptical about its miraculous effects , but he has an enmity with Tang Seng. If it wasn't for this fellow, he would have been a god in the sky well, how could he be cast down by the Bodhisattva and kicked down to become a monster?He didn't dare to provoke the Bodhisattva, didn't he dare to toss a monk to express his resentment?Fortunately, the Bodhisattva hinted when he came down: Tang Seng?As long as you don't kill him, he is the one who abuses!

Brother Hou was not around, and it was not a matter of minutes to catch Tang Seng, so Tang Seng was captured and locked in a cave.

It's a pity that Tang Seng doesn't have anything. It's just luck. It's either luck or shit luck. Not long after he was locked in, a beauty rescued him. She claimed to be the princess of Baoxiang Kingdom. She was kidnapped by a yellow-robed monster 13 years ago. Mrs. Yazhai asked Tang Monk to bring a letter to the king of Baoxiang Kingdom.

Hearing such tragedies in the world, Tang Seng was naturally grieved and obliged. After escaping, he immediately took the remaining disciples to Baoxiang Kingdom to report the news.

Who knew that this yellow-robed monster was not only a powerful big monster, but also a handsome guy-level monster who came down from the sky with culture, knowledge and wisdom. Once the tail is pulled back and the luxurious cloak is put on, once you stand there, you will look like a tall, rich and handsome man, with a lot of money and a gentle manner, definitely the type of son-in-law that the father-in-law likes the most.

The king just glanced at it, and the balance in his heart immediately shifted. He glanced at Tang Seng suspiciously: Could this be a monster?This is clearly my son-in-law!

But the king was still sensible, and didn't immediately fall under the charm of the yellow-robed monster. Could there be such a handsome, rich and knowledgeable monster in the world?

The yellow-robed monster listened to Tang Seng's righteous words to expose him as a monster, sneered, and turned Tang Seng, an honest man, into a tiger with a single finger, and calmly bit back: "He is the real monster!"

The king was dumbfounded, completely convinced.

The yellow-robed monster ordered people to put the Tang monk who had turned into a tiger into a cage and put it outside the castle to blow the cold wind, so as to relieve his hatred.

The current situation is like this, Monkey Brother was driven away, Drifting Monk was arrested, Zhu Bajie was missing, and Xiao Bailong, who had been acting as a mount, watched the Tang Monk tiger curled up with short hair and trembling in the ventilated cage on all sides. With tears in his eyes, that was pitiful. After an hour, he finally couldn't stand it any longer, and decided to go out and kill the yellow-robed monster himself.

Xiaobailong is different from wild ways like Brother Hou, and also different from idiots like Zhu Bajie Drifting. He is the third prince of the Dragon King. He is educated, intelligent and stylish. Decisively using tactics, he chose the best, most famous and often most effective of the 36 tricks-beauty tricks.

In the dead of night, Xiao Bailong turned into a beautiful maid, and walked gracefully into the room of the yellow-robed monster with a tray of wine in his hands.

The story is proceeding in the direction that people are familiar with, but at this moment, the stubborn thread of fate is bumped into the waist by the great and mysterious thing of love, and then it is gorgeous... Deviating, so, continue What happened suddenly became weird.

Xiao Shancai and Longnv huddled on the cloud, and through the wide open window, stared dumbfoundedly at Xiao Bailong and the yellow-robed monster, and exclaimed at the same time: "Kui Kui!" This is Xiao Bai who was confused and surprised dragon.

"... Xiaobai?" This is a yellow-robed monster who is surprised and unbelievable.

This... what's the situation?

Xiao Shancai and Longnu looked at each other, and then rushed to Zizhu Forest excitedly and quickly: Bodhisattva, come and see JQ!