bodhisattva is busy

It has to be said that Luo Fan has an advantage, that is, he takes everything seriously and never makes himself feel wronged or depressed.

So, looking at it from another angle, this is obviously a good opportunity to test Tang Seng that can't be met but can't be sought!

Thinking of this, Luo Fan's heart burst into joy, he turned around and waved his sleeves chicly, and said, "Responsible, right? OK, I'll be in charge."

That's right, anyone who treasured something that has been treasured for nearly ten thousand years is destroyed by someone, even a saint would suffer internal injuries. Luo Fan said that he can completely understand Zhen Yuanzi's mood, not because he can't kill the culprit but Are you not willing to let them go?

Just in time, he didn't dare to say anything else, but he definitely spared no effort in torturing Jin Chanzi!

"I want to know who knocked down the tree, but the monkey's head is a diamond, it doesn't hurt when you hit it, it doesn't melt when it's burned, even Sanwei Zhenhuo can't help it, so it's interesting to use him to relieve your anger? "As he spoke, he raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhen Yuanzi, deliberately slowing down his speech, his tone was very bewitching, and encouraged him: "It's better to vent your anger on the golden cicada, he is now a mortal, you can do whatever you want You can torture as much as you want, right?"

As soon as the words fell, Luo Fan felt embarrassed: What's the matter with Nima's tone of being possessed by a wretched uncle? !

"What fellow Taoist said is true." Zhen Yuanzi stroked his beard and nodded seriously, and proposed the specific procedure: "Why don't you whip him dozens of times with my dragon skin seven-star whip, and then put it in the oil pan and fry it for a while?" Deep-fried until golden and crispy, and finally..."

"Finally pick it up and put it on a plate, right? Do you think you are frying shrimp balls!" Luo Fan gave him a blank look, and said earnestly: "Friend Daoist, you will kill people like this."

This girl's shot is too ruthless!

If Tang Seng is gone, what should he give to the Tathagata? Hundan?

Zhen Yuanzi was completely out of shape, and looked up at the sky with a look of fascination: "Fried shrimp balls... It seems that Pindao hasn't eaten meat for a long time."

Luo Fan was speechless: Hey, where exactly is your focus? !

"Bright breeze and bright moon, go down the mountain to buy vegetables, and eat fried shrimp balls tonight." After giving instructions to his disciples, he turned his head and looked at Luo Fan with regret: "Let's give up the simple things, so I won't keep fellow Taoists for dinner."

"It's okay, I haven't had time to eat the ginseng fruit you gave me before, and it just fills my stomach." Luo Fan calmly took out the ginseng fruit, but was not in a hurry to chew it. It's a pity that this is probably the last ginseng fruit in the world, and I really can't bear to eat it."

Zhen Yuanzi froze when he heard the words, looked at the fruit in Luo Fan's hand, and then looked back at the horrible fruit tree corpse lying in the yard...

Threat, this is Hongguoguo's threat!

Zhen Yuanzi smiled instantly, changed his words decisively, and said enthusiastically: "Fellow Daoist, you are joking, how can you get enough of a piece of fruit? Although the Taoist temple of Poor Daoist is simple, the food can still be eaten. You might as well eat dinner before leaving, fellow Daoist." .”

Luo Fan smiled dejectedly, and turned his head to pretend to be reluctant: "Since fellow daoists invite you so warmly...so be it."

Zhen Yuanzi looked at Luo Fan's typical appearance of getting cheap and selling out with grief, beat his chest and said, "Daoist friend, you really have stayed with Yang Jian for a long time, and those who are close to ink are black!"

Luo Fan resolutely ignored it, and added leisurely: "Speaking of which, Monk Tang and his party are about to climb over this mountain. Friends, why don't you go after them?"

Zhen Yuanzi was taken aback for a moment, because Luo Fan disturbed him like this, he almost forgot about business again, and he didn't have time to quarrel with his bad friend, so he hurriedly chased him out.

……

Tang Seng was confused.

He is now on the way to escape in embarrassment with his apprentices.

There's no way, he didn't expect his big apprentice to be so capable of causing trouble, always refreshing his cognition again and again, it broke his heart.

But he... has no way to let it go.

Not to mention stealing other people's fruit, but also knocking down other people's entire fruit tree, and finally ran away irresponsibly and without responsibility. Such behavior completely violated his principles of doing things.However, as soon as he thought that the big apprentice who caused him all kinds of headaches would be skinned and torn apart by the Taoist master in a rage, the line called principle in his heart would quietly take a step back.

This must be because he is not good at Dharma!

Tang Seng then held the Buddhist beads and recited the scriptures silently several times in a row, only then did he feel that there was finally a trace of peace in his heart.

But they never thought that they had already traveled for half a day, and they were already far away from the Taoist temple, but the master of the Taoist temple was so powerful, he found them in the blink of an eye, and arrested the group of people back in the blink of an eye.

Zhen Yuanzi tied the master and apprentice to the pillar, ordered someone to fetch the dragon skin seven-star whip, and was going to give it a blow to relieve his anger before talking.

Holding the whip, he walked slowly in front of Tang Seng, raised his whip and hit Tang Seng...the ground in front of him with a straight face.

That whip is also a magic weapon. When it is whipped on the ground, it emits electric lights and sparks. Its power is by no means comparable to that of ordinary long whips. Tang Seng's face turned pale in shock, his lips trembled, and he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Xiao Bailong, who was ignored by everyone because he was a mount, suddenly felt very happy: Fortunately, I am a horse now!

Otherwise, the dignified Dragon Prince would have been knocked out of his wits by a whip made of the skin of an unknown dragon. How could he still have the face to go back to see his father.

With a threatening whip, he successfully scared the only ordinary human being present, and Zhen Yuanzi was very satisfied.

I didn't expect that a single whip would be able to calm down those three apprentices. This was mainly aimed at Tang Seng.

Luo Fan's original words are as follows: Jin Chanzi is now as thin and tender as a porcelain doll, it will shatter if touched, what else can you do with him?Therefore, we can only put pressure on him from the spiritual level, so as to achieve the purpose of tossing his mind without hurting his body!

In short: Tang Seng's body is too fragile, it is enough to scare him to enjoy himself.

Zhen Yuanzi took it for granted, see, the effect will come out now.

It's nothing more than a demonstration, if you do it yourself when whipping people, it would be too detrimental to the image, so Zhen Yuanzi waved to his apprentice Qingfeng, handed him the whip, and retreated to the steps to watch.

Luo Fan was standing there with his body hidden at the moment, when he saw him coming, he said in a low voice: "What, is this a good idea?"

Although he couldn't see his expression, the excitement in his tone couldn't be concealed.

"It's not the culprit. What's the point of scaring a monk?"

Zhen Yuanzi glanced at Luo Fan contemptuously, but he had to admit that as long as he thought that the frightened monk in front of him was the indifferent, compassionate, joyless, calm and calm golden cicada, his mood would be a little bit It's small and subtle.

In contrast, the anger of being destroyed by someone's precious fruit tree really can't be expressed. From a certain point of view, Luo Fan has successfully achieved the goal of calming Zhen Yuanzi, which is gratifying.

Seeing Zhen Yuanzi's refusal to admit that he was not very angry anymore, still with a face full of anger and a look of reluctance, Luo Fan gave him a sideways glance, the meaning was obvious: pretend, you keep pretending!

Zhen Yuanzi coughed twice in embarrassment, and suddenly said: "Speaking of which, as a bodhisattva in the West, fellow Taoist, you have to let Tathagata Buddha know about embarrassing Jin Chanzi... I'm afraid it's a bit inappropriate?"

Luo Fan was embarrassed, by the way, Zhen Yuanzi doesn't live in the fairy world, so he probably doesn't know about his tricky task of testing Tang Seng.

He waved his hands and said confidently: "It's okay, it's okay, this is what Tathagata meant."

Zhen Yuanzi didn't believe it: "Let you torture Jin Chanzi? Would Tathagata be willing?"

Indeed, he was reluctant, so he just let me go through the motions to make sense of it.

Luo Fan choked, so he avoided the seriousness and explained lightly: "Uh... it's not torture, it's just a test."

Tathagata asked him to test Tang Seng's determination and sincerity to obtain the scriptures, how to test?You have to toss people to death!

Let him feel his fear and despair to shake his faith, and make him have to live in all kinds of suffering, pain, confusion and despair. Only by overcoming all difficulties can he achieve the correct result. This can be called a test!

A certain one thought irresponsibly: No matter what Tathagata means, anyway, that's how he understood it.

Luo Fan looked at Tang Seng's terribly scared face, touched the tip of his nose innocently, and said in his heart: Jin Chanzi, Jin Chanzi, I really can't blame me for being too ruthless, it's really your big boss Tathagata who is too cruel At best, I'm just a...following the tide...

"Test, test..." Zhen Yuanzi touched his chin, expressing that he understood, "Well, then, Pindao will help you by the way."

Hey, how are you going to help me, don't be self-defeating, dear!

Just as Luo Fan wanted to stop him, Qingfeng walked up to the pillar at the bottom of the steps. He was so angry at Brother Monkey's robber-like behavior that he vomited blood, and now he finally had a chance to take revenge. He held the whip and asked loudly: "Master, first Which one to play?"

Zhen Yuanzi pointed his big hand in Tang Seng's direction proudly, and said: "Tang Seng is disrespectful as a teacher, beat him first!"

Make a yarn!What should I do if I am swollen to death?

Peaty, I knew this guy would only be a disservice!

Luo Fan suffered from various headaches, so he adjusted his clothes helplessly and prepared to use his identity as Guanyin Bodhisattva to save Tang Seng.

It's just that he obviously forgot the existence of Brother Monkey. Can Brother Monkey, who has long been reduced to a loyal dog, let his master be beaten?

That's definitely not possible!

So Brother Hou shouted loudly: "Wait!"

Everyone's eyes were focused on him in an instant, and Luo Fan quietly backed away when he saw this, and watched him decisively.

I saw Brother Monkey shaking his head and smiling with a look of beating: "I am the one who steals the fruit, I am the one who eats the fruit, and I am the one who knocks down the tree. It has nothing to do with my master. Why don't you hit me first, but him first?" ah?"

Zhen Yuanzi finally set his sights on Brother Hou. His impression of this man was that he went to the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago to make a big fuss, a master who caused trouble, unexpectedly he was a little bit responsible, so he praised: "You dare to act!" Dare to do it."

Then he quickly turned his head and said to Qingfeng: "Slap him with thirty lashes!"

Qingfeng took the order, raised his whip and started beating, Zhen Yuanzi retreated and winked at Luo Fan: "What, this is more uncomfortable for Jin Chanzi than being whipped on the ground?"

Looking up, Tang Seng's face was full of unbearable and heartache, and his forehead was soaked in cold sweat, as if the whip was not on Brother Hou's body but on his heart.

Luo Fan quietly wiped off his cold sweat: He only stabs people in the heart, this guy is insidious!